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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before we play cross Exam. I just gotta say, I
just gotta say, can you move your body over a
little bit?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thank you? I just got to say, Allison's Birthday Extravaganza
is beginning to come together? Is it? Allison's Birthday Extravaganza
is going to be white? The show tomorrow really show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I did mean it when I said it's fine if
we just you know, don't wanna.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, nothing fuels me more when you say that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
All right, Well, I just well everyone that says that,
like legitimately does not mean that.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, I.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Do, because it was just Christmas, and I know we
all feel the same pressure to, like, you know, find
and I know we struggled at Christmas to find things
that were fun.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I get it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
My birthday's always come right after Christmas, so I get
the burden.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That is. I feel like tomorrow maybe my best work ever? Wow,
tomorrow bestver? Maybe? I don't know, I could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Did you arrange for Barry Manilow to be flown in?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh my gosh, pretty freaking close.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that would really be something.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh it's Tuesday. Tuesday. On our show, we do a
little something called cross example. How does that work? Else?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes serious, usually silly,
always fun. You can play along in the car with
your coworkers, at the dinner table with your family. Use
your own names, or you can use ours.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And we go three questions today and at the end
we'll tell you how we did all right in our
game we play. We can only use three answers, and
that's Jay, Alison or Chelsea. Here we go, Question number one,
who's most likely to stretch the truth on a resume?
Of the three of us, who would be most likely
to stretch the truth on a resume? Think about that?
(02:05):
And then next, who would find entry to an event
without being on the guest list? Who of us would
be best at finding entry to an event without being
on the guest list? Right? And three? Who is gone
the longest without a shower? Who was gone the longest
all right? Without? All right? Pretty easy for me, I
(02:26):
got all my answers bathing. Okay, here we go. Question
number one, who's most likely to stretch the truth on
a resume? You would think I would say Allison, But
I also know that when it comes to your career
and your time, you don't stretch any truths. There you
are very transparent with everything you've ever done.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I don't really have to, as I've been so successful. Yes,
I just you know, put the facts out there and
wow everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And Chelsea I feel I wouldn't even attempt to try
to do that, So I said me, I could see
me maybe punch it up my really my title, your
Emmy Award winning my title, friend, I was sixteen or something.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, don't If you ever need to write a resume,
you don't need to include what you did at sixteen anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I had a pretty successful team.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You are also quite successful. You can leave your sixteen
year old Enjebbs.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Off your resident. What did you say, Allison?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I actually did say me only because recently I haven't
had to pad a resume in a long time. But
I was trying to get Chelsea a dating profile on
that celebrity dating site, and I, boy did I ambellished.
But in telling her how we get her on there,
like she wound up being like Diane Warren.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I did, which is whatever young guy is looking for
is the next Diane Warren to date exactly. I had
a lot of success with Diane.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
No, what did you say?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I went between the both of you because I think
Jay's chet GPT assistant would really rev that resume up.
And I did say, Alison, because she's going to include
her furniture business her which she'd become like a moving
company or something like.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's how she'd phrase it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
As she's going to add that she's an author.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I mean, she's going to really legit author five star.
You did a lot to a few things.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Next, who would find entry to an event without being
on the guest list? I said Chelsea, because I would
be too uncomfortable to lie my way into someplace, and
typically remember rides we wanted to be on, we made
Chelsea go do it. Oh, so I figured she could
(04:43):
maybe talk her way through, So I said, Chelsea on
that Alison.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, I said you only because I don't necessarily you
would not like No, Actually, I have seen you figure
out how to without doing it without like an awkward
talking to like you can figure out about Also, you
(05:07):
happen to just fall into presidential suites, so somehow right, no, no, no,
but somehow you'll figure out how to get us into
a three PM reservation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I said you, all right, Chelse, I said j.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
As well, really yeah, because I feel like you have
a way to convince people that maybe we were supposed
to be there or just kind of I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm a guy that gets off the plane in another country,
and when they try to negotiate the blanket, I just say,
what's your I'm given the full price compliment on your behalf.
You wouldn't do it that way.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You wouldn't do it, you'd somehow you've just you've got away.
And I also think it Chelsea and I don't get
into events, so we're even when we're.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Not in fighting, get into events.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That my god. All right, last question, who's gone the
longest without a shower? You know? Between you two? I
don't know because we know it's not me. Yeah, definitely
not yet you can just let me have it. I
think it's Alice.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It is.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
As a matter of fact, I think in college, me
and my group of friends that we hung out with,
I think we tried to see who could go the long.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
We talked about this before, and I always thought about
but it was so maybe it wasn't change our clothes.
I don't know, but I always you thought you said
that you would like, you'll shower, but you just won't
wash your hair. No, I do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm not saying that I do that regularly, but I
will also tell you I've gone three days without taking
a shower.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Really yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Maybe I woke up Friday, took a shower and didn't
do it again until Monday night.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm there's no shame in my game. How dirty do
I get? I said, Alison?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Whatever, Right, there you go, who's gross and lies?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Alison? I don't use my line. It's part of a charm,
all right,
Before we play cross Exam. I just gotta say, I
just gotta say, can you move your body over a
little bit?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Thank you? I just got to say, Allison's Birthday Extravaganza
is beginning to come together? Is it? Allison's Birthday Extravaganza
is going to be white? The show tomorrow really show.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I did mean it when I said it's fine if
we just you know, don't wanna.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, nothing fuels me more when you say that.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
All right, Well, I just well everyone that says that,
like legitimately does not mean that.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, I.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Do, because it was just Christmas, and I know we
all feel the same pressure to, like, you know, find
and I know we struggled at Christmas to find things
that were fun.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I get it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
My birthday's always come right after Christmas, so I get
the burden.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That is. I feel like tomorrow maybe my best work ever? Wow,
tomorrow bestver? Maybe? I don't know, I could be wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Did you arrange for Barry Manilow to be flown in?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh my gosh, pretty freaking close.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that would really be something.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh it's Tuesday. Tuesday. On our show, we do a
little something called cross example. How does that work? Else?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes serious, usually silly,
always fun. You can play along in the car with
your coworkers, at the dinner table with your family. Use
your own names, or you can use ours.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And we go three questions today and at the end
we'll tell you how we did all right in our
game we play. We can only use three answers, and
that's Jay, Alison or Chelsea. Here we go, Question number one,
who's most likely to stretch the truth on a resume?
Of the three of us, who would be most likely
to stretch the truth on a resume? Think about that?
(02:05):
And then next, who would find entry to an event
without being on the guest list? Who of us would
be best at finding entry to an event without being
on the guest list? Right? And three? Who is gone
the longest without a shower? Who was gone the longest
all right? Without? All right? Pretty easy for me, I
(02:26):
got all my answers bathing. Okay, here we go. Question
number one, who's most likely to stretch the truth on
a resume? You would think I would say Allison, But
I also know that when it comes to your career
and your time, you don't stretch any truths. There you
are very transparent with everything you've ever done.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I don't really have to, as I've been so successful. Yes,
I just you know, put the facts out there and
wow everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
And Chelsea I feel I wouldn't even attempt to try
to do that, So I said me, I could see
me maybe punch it up my really my title, your
Emmy Award winning my title, friend, I was sixteen or something.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, don't If you ever need to write a resume,
you don't need to include what you did at sixteen anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I had a pretty successful team.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You are also quite successful. You can leave your sixteen
year old Enjebbs.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Off your resident. What did you say, Allison?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I actually did say me only because recently I haven't
had to pad a resume in a long time. But
I was trying to get Chelsea a dating profile on
that celebrity dating site, and I, boy did I ambellished.
But in telling her how we get her on there,
like she wound up being like Diane Warren.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I did, which is whatever young guy is looking for
is the next Diane Warren to date exactly. I had
a lot of success with Diane.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
No, what did you say?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I went between the both of you because I think
Jay's chet GPT assistant would really rev that resume up.
And I did say, Alison, because she's going to include
her furniture business her which she'd become like a moving
company or something like.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's how she'd phrase it.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
As she's going to add that she's an author.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I mean, she's going to really legit author five star.
You did a lot to a few things.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Next, who would find entry to an event without being
on the guest list? I said Chelsea, because I would
be too uncomfortable to lie my way into someplace, and
typically remember rides we wanted to be on, we made
Chelsea go do it. Oh, so I figured she could
(04:43):
maybe talk her way through, So I said, Chelsea on
that Alison.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, I said you only because I don't necessarily you
would not like No, Actually, I have seen you figure
out how to without doing it without like an awkward
talking to like you can figure out about Also, you
(05:07):
happen to just fall into presidential suites, so somehow right, no, no, no,
but somehow you'll figure out how to get us into
a three PM reservation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I said you, all right, Chelse, I said j.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
As well, really yeah, because I feel like you have
a way to convince people that maybe we were supposed
to be there or just kind of I'm not even.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm a guy that gets off the plane in another country,
and when they try to negotiate the blanket, I just say,
what's your I'm given the full price compliment on your behalf.
You wouldn't do it that way.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You wouldn't do it, you'd somehow you've just you've got away.
And I also think it Chelsea and I don't get
into events, so we're even when we're.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Not in fighting, get into events.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That my god. All right, last question, who's gone the
longest without a shower? You know? Between you two? I
don't know because we know it's not me. Yeah, definitely
not yet you can just let me have it. I
think it's Alice.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
It is.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
As a matter of fact, I think in college, me
and my group of friends that we hung out with,
I think we tried to see who could go the long.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
We talked about this before, and I always thought about
but it was so maybe it wasn't change our clothes.
I don't know, but I always you thought you said
that you would like, you'll shower, but you just won't
wash your hair. No, I do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm not saying that I do that regularly, but I
will also tell you I've gone three days without taking
a shower.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Really yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Maybe I woke up Friday, took a shower and didn't
do it again until Monday night.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm there's no shame in my game. How dirty do
I get? I said, Alison?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Whatever, Right, there you go, who's gross and lies?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Alison? I don't use my line. It's part of a charm,
all right,
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