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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, time for cross exam.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We do cross exam every Tuesday on our show Alison,
How's it work?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes silly, maybe serious.
Sometimes play along in the car right now with your coworkers.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
At the dinner table with your family, here's your own names?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well we play. The only possible answers are Jay, Alison,
or Chelsea. So it's good because we get to kind
of see how well we know each other as well.
Question number one? Out of the three of us, who's
most likely This one's for you, Paul Glance, Who's more
likely to get kicked out of a movie theater for
talking NonStop? The three of us or your friend group?
Who's most likely to get kicked out of a movie
theater for just talking too much?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
He's going to do it because those old ladies don't
work there with their flashlights anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Now, who is going to come kick you out? Question
number two?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Who would forget why they walked into a room but
still defilently say they didn't forget, like I'm here for
a reason, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Why, I'm just not knowing? Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And last one, this is my favorite one, who would
be the worst person to share a hotel room with
on a work trip.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's tough.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Not for me, I know exactly who. I'll say, really, yeah, yeah,
I do too, I'll say.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hot.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I'm having a hard time with that one because I
think you both would have your your quirks.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
But we'd manage. We both have our pros and cons. Yeah. Okay, well,
let's see how we do on that question. I see
someone being straight up con Okay, here we go. Question
number one.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Who's most likely to get kicked out of a movie
theater for talking too much? I said Chelsea, because she's
the first one to ask what's going on and need
an explanation.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That happened one time that it took me to the
worst movie on the planet. It was eight hours long,
some like Captain America movie, or when we were on Florida.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, I remember. I have a vivid picture.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
In my head of me peering.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah you did right away from you three yeah, and
feeling good about it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That's when we learned that the key to Allison is
not to assume she doesn't want to go, ask her
to go, so she can.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Say no, there you go. Yes, that is true, and it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Was so easy to do. Hey, als, Infinity the theater.
We're all going me Chelsea Cody. I can't imagine the
theater experience without you. It's three and a half hours.
Good Warren needs me, Alison, what did you say?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know what? I don't have that experience, so I
just assumed it would be me. Yeah. I mean, I'm
just thinking of the last movie that I was at.
But you'll you'll, you'll fall asleep in piece. That's true.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well, here's the thing. She's going to be two speeds.
She's either out in the first five minutes of the
film and sleeps through, or she's enthralled and actively uh
to the screen. That's what's going to get you in trouble,
which is why I said you, yeah, we really.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Know you after I know. Okay, there you go. Question
number two.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Who would forget why they walked into a room but
still defend the fact that they didn't forget?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I said me, for sure. I do this constantly.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Now maybe you don't know that, but I mean I'll
get out of the shower and be like, I got
to go into the kitchen really quick, and then I'll
get to the kitchen and totally not know why I'm
in a towel in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, clearly you're there for a snack.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Well, yeah, I said you too, because I would have
no problem saying I have to go back to where
I came from so I can remember why I got
sent in here, right. But I think Chelsea's a little
bit like that too, So I yeah, I said you.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well, what's really funny, I said me, because sometimes I
can get really like stuck in my like I don't
want to be wrong or I don't want to come
across as like forgetting. But yeah, so I said me.
But Jay, you would totally be the same.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Last question, who would be the worst person to share
a hotel room.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
With on a work trip? I said, Alison?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why, I think we all did, because it's a freaking
tornado in that room and I never know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
She refuses maide service or or what is it's not
called maid service.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
She refuses housekeeping, So that means other than a couple
clean towels, it doesn't have a refreshed look.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Get the housekeeping shows up at her door three times
a day every day.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
She can't figure out why.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, my answer is out and go ahead.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Same ok, totally without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
The TV's gonna be on in loud, all night lights
are gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's gonna be super cold TV.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
But I wake up every hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Jay, you you just got started. We have like eight
more things to discuss about, like where she would be
the worst roommate ever? How about you never know if
the bathtub's going to overflow, You never know when she's
gonna be naked. You can't use the sink, you can't
use the city.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That's right? Yeah, Okay, you said Alison.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
She's constantly going to that ice machine.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's a lot of stuff I gotta find.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
There's there's a scene in the sixth sense so we
saw that movie. Ye, like the kid wakes up because
you know, he doesn't realize he's seeing ghosts, and like
it's the ghost of some like crazy lady in the
kitchen and she's just opening things and looking for things, and.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'm like, that's all we should do. In my head,
like what's she doing up time?