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July 29, 2025 4 mins
How well do Jay, Allyson and Chelsea match up with their zodiac sign?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I noticed people lately get very loud about their astrological sign.
It's air season, it's Libra season. Everybody talks about their season.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You're the loudest. I know.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, in my feed, that's all I see is people's
astrological signs.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Successed with being in Aries. I love being in Aries.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I did a little breakdown of our signs just
to see how much, according to the astrology world, we
match up. And if you're a new listener to our show,
you know it's myself Jay, and then you have Allison
and Chelsea. We've been together almost ten years. I mean,
when is our we gotta we gotta also celebrate our
tenth anniversary.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
At the Christmas Lift right this year? Yeah, so that'll
be so this year is ourt this year when we
flipped to Christmas, it'll.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Be ten years of the three of us, which I love.
So that said, here's a couple of things about an
Aries guy. In general, Aries guys allegedly got the first.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Our competent, fast moving and always doing something, so that's you.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Loves a challenge, gets bored easily, yes, impatient, big ideas,
low tolerance for excuses, natural leader, doesn't overthink acts first
figures it out later.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Will do it himself if no one else will correct.
Oh my god, that is all.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Are you sure you didn't just write these? I did?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Not so crazy, I've I've always read my own like thing,
and I line up to mine too.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
But it's so weird, Like how exact that is to you?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So if you're Allison and you're an Aquarius, right, Allison,
this is what we know about just Aquarius, independent, unpredictable
and quirky. Okay, thinker loves weird facts, sleeps like it's
an Olympic sport, doesn't follow trends, keeps emotions close to
the vest, but feels everything has no problem saying what

(01:49):
no one else will.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Isn't that crazy? Not the keep emotions close to the vest?
So I feel like you are. You are the most transparent,
open book person.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I know everyone's going to know how you feel. Think
of those girls at the bagel shop. They knew exactly
how they felt.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then you have Chelsea, the Virgo girl, smart, detail oriented,
dry humor, love structure, even if she doesn't, even if
she acts like she doesn't, quietly running the show behind
the scenes.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't know about the quietly part Nope, notices everything everything,
doesn't always say it until she does.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Load tolerance for nonsense, Hide tolerance for ice coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Who wrote this is all Ai? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Because these almost seem like they were written for Taylor
the person, right, Like, Yeah, Like if you asked your guy,
your chat GPT guy, give me some facts about Alison
or Chelsea or me, that's what they would say.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
But I gave it an opportunity to do that because
I said, give me what you know about the sign first,
and then give me what you know about us first.
So for me, it's like Jay's running wn i C
Fox two podcast comic cons the Aries Vibe, Let's go
Aries is fire energy and you can tell. And then
on Allison it says Alison lives in her own orbit.
Cat Snap's true crime. She's the one who casually drops

(03:06):
a comment that makes everyone fall out of their chairs.
She'll show up to a party she wasn't invited to,
now that's a lie, and leave with the best story.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
No, but she might not show up to a party
that she's not invited to, but she will send someone
in her place. Sureka sending two people to a wedding
that she was invited.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
To that's true, and I believe it was like in
Mexico it wasn't either. Making there you go, look at Chelsea.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
If someone sneezes in a sound bite from two thousand
and nine, she'll catch it. Virgo energy is calm on
the surface, chaos in a spreadsheet, sarcastic, sharp, and the
reason the whole thing doesn't fall apart.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, And here was the best part about our little
analogy of this morning radio show. What astrology says about
putting an aries, an Aquarius and a Virgo together as friends.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Ares brings the energy and drive.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Aquarius adds originality, humor and unpredictability.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Virgo keeps it all together.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Chaotic but functional triangle.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh my god, it's like perfect right, it is a
perfect thing. It is so we blend so well. No,
that what a case study that really is. That is
really cool, But I.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Mean bigger than that, just going back to the the
zodiac signs. Yeah, they're pretty right on.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
How are they getting that from the stock? It's weird.
It's weird because it is pretty right on.
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