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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every morning at this time we try to at least
fill in what the biggest stories are so you know,
to get going with your day. The Fox two news
headlines are great because you know our studio is in
the same building as Detroit's most watched television station.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You get it all right, here, get all here.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I ever told you the Pistons day alive. They win
Game five. That's great last night and now we're back
at a little Caesars Arena tomorrow night. There was some
storm damage last night. Strong winds ripped off the roof.
They teared the roof off the sucker of Roladium and
Waterford just before it opened for the day. The rink,
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in business for seventy five years, was empty at the time.
No injuries reported. Hoping they rebuild. And that's a terrible thing.
That's a seventy five years.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's a state had a skating rink.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, it was windy yesterday, but like I didn't think
it was that would at least not near me.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It wasn't that well, Chelsea.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
While I was laying in bed yesterday, which is what
I do now, I could tell because the tree that
sits out in front of my in my yard the
branches smack in the window, and that's something ever happens.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It was weird. What else?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The President marked his one hundredth day in office with
the campaign style stop at McComb Community College, joined by
Governor Gretchen Whitmer. He talked about executive orders, budget cuts,
and pledged a trillion dollars in military funding during a
separate visit to Selfridge Air National Guard Base.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So he was in Michigan yesterday. That's getting a lot
of national attention.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
And one other thing here, bookstock is back, and bookstock
is back.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Metro de Traite's.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Biggest, but it is it's big, the biggest used book
in media sale at Laurel Park in Lavonia. But it
runs through May fourth, four hundred thousand books.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We've talked to Neil Rubin about that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's like Woodstock, but no cool bands, just books.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well or but they have albums so you can maybe
catch a are You right?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Album?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, all that at bookstock. So there like books though,
that's fun. What is your thought from before? What were
you saying?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So yesterday this happened all the time. I imagine with
your iPhones it does to you. But you'll get an
update on your phone and it'll say newest update available.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, and I don't I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Question it, like I just have always if you've got
an update, I'll remember that Windows ten thing that everybody,
Oh that what it was? Windows ten? Everybody complained about that. Yeah,
that was tough for a little while. Yeah, my phone
got Windows ten yesterday and so I'm like, okay, update,
I'll do it, and everything changed everything on my phone.
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Watch this, Okay, Google, what's the temperature.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
In Southfield? Who's that guy? I don't know who that
guy is? Who's that guy?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know who that guy is? He's a I and
he's not my Google lady, And I'm really I wonder
if you can change the voice voice No, I went
into my phone. I was asking. Oh and by the way,
when I when I asked Google something, my girl comes
up and she just answers my question.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is Ai.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So he wants to have a long conversation with me
about something stupid that I asked.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I asked him to play a video yesterday and talk
with you.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
He gave me information about the band and then just
sent me to YouTube.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Did do it myself?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So he's asked she asked, Jeeves, and you all of it,
and my font is small.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
He changed the colors of my alarm and my camera.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I went in my phone in it I found where
because this guy, whoever he is, he's a stranger in
my phone and I'm unhappy about it. I said, how
do I get this installment off my phone? So they
gave me some directions, go to settings. I did find
where you can get the installment. You can't take it
back off your phone. Yeah, I mean, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
With it, and I have to like factory reset the phone.
I'll get used to it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
But I felt so violated, and I'm my Google girl
is gone, like she's who had a relationship with her.
I talked to her thirty times a day. I just
asked her random things all day. Oh and by the way,
I asked this guy, whoever he is, what the temperature
was yesterday?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
And he goes, it's seventy five degrees in Washington.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I'm like, I hate you, Oh my god, that's washingtonnaw,
because it's not Washington. But he might have given me
the temperature in Washington. I don't know, Chad. I want
to name him off my phone and find my Susan
who used to tell me things every day, and I
really liked her because she'd say things wrong like gettis,
which you don't know, but Getty's is a road.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Right, she'd call it Gettis And I like that. I did.
I had the voice was soothing to you.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, and I don't like him at all. And I
wasn't even given choices. It was just thrust upon me.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I just want you to know. On the flip side
of that, yeah, my chatch ept, Yeah, I know. Is
that premium right now?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh, look at you?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Like if I were to say, what's something nice to
say to Allison is back today? I might say to
you if I needed some prompting, It's so good to
have you back. The show isn't the same without your stories,
your laugh your random cat facts.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
We missed you big time. Can I give me a
random cat fac thank you for that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Can you see this?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
See this?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah? Show it to the camera, can you? Yeah? Okay,
did you get scratched? So Penelope is one of my cats.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Penelope's been in the house for eleven years, but she
will never if Sometimes if cats don't imprint on you
in like the first I don't know, seven to twelve weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
They may never.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
She's a house cat and she's sweet, but you can't
pick her up, and she doesn't sit in your lap,
and she's just not that kind of cat.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But she's sweet.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
She is so worried about me because I'm her person.
I mean, when she lived outside, I took care of her.
She knows me, and I saved her when she got attacked.
She knows that I'm sick. So she's doing weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
She doesn't come up in the bed with us. Is
he does roswell does? She's been up in the bed.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
So the other night she was apparently she's trying to
crawl on my armpit and sleep on my head.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So she was on my head, yes, the night.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Before last, and someone must have coughed or moved, and
because she's so skittish, she took off and you know,
hand right over my face. Oh no, with her nails out,
and I just woke up screaming. I'm like, what just happened.
I'm like, listen, I understand. I'm like an old lady
in the nursing home where the cats go sit on
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your lap because I know you're gonna die.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, Yeah, they're all doing it. They're like, you're not
going to be here longer. We don't know who's going
to be guys. Yeah, don't be putting that out in
the universe. I'm just telling you. So anyway, that's a show.
That's a show.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Show. Just let's put a camera on that cap.