September 25, 2025 • 5 mins
There's limited tickets left for the No Balls Comedy Ball that Jay's hosting this weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We'll do a couple of Fox News headlines here in
a minute, a couple couple bits of housekeeping, A little
bit of housekeeping on the show. Yes, Allison Chelsea. First
of all, I'd like to shout out and thank Olive
Garden all of it too, All of Gardens sent me
this fueled by Fataccini's shirt and breadsticks, socks and on
Olive Garden blanket yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are they serious?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They did? And they wrote it well soon. How nice
from Olive Garden, the company, because they know I love
Olive Garden. No, no tie in, no nothing. They just
sent it to me.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Are you sure you didn't buy that and are just
making it seem like it was gifted.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Where to god it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It was not, No, it was not.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, how did they get your address?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, they did ask for my address like a year
ago or something for I don't know. They DMed me
and I thought like, okay, well they're verified. It's them.
I don't know. I might have did some post a
year ago and been like, oh I love this bot
like just on my own. It wasn't like a like we.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Talked about Olive Garden all the time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We're never going to get that No, I am going
to throw myself down some stairs. Oh we used no
I am, but watch it's gonna be a twofold experiment.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm gonna throw myself.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Down some stairs, maybe break a leg, right huh, And
you know, be on a scooter for like six because that's.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How bad you want? An olive garden blanket.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And special blessings, an live story from Father Tim. But
the second part of this is when I do throw
myself down some stairs and break a leg, no one
will have noticed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh my god, don't be pathetic. That's not you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Isn't it? Not? Really? No? No, you're our go to
person for Strem. Also on this we're doing housekeeping. A
couple other things. I want to shout out the No
Ball's Comedy Ball, which is happening at Mark Redley's Comedy Castle.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
This this Sunday, and it is the Michigan Animal Adoption Network,
the Animal Care Network and the Canine Companions Rescue Center.
It is almost sold out. A comedian Matt Cohn will
be performing. I'll be hosting this. It's pent by Pet Supplies.
Plus it all goes to help. Of course, the amazing pets.
And the thing that excited me was when I went
(02:07):
onto the website just to see how it was doing. Yesterday,
I clicked the you know, I clicked the tables at
the event. It's like, so that sold out. So I
mean there's like three tables left.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, it was Chelsea and I went last year. It
was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So I mean, if if you're going, you're going to
have a great time.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We did miss there's food.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
On their lunch and I will say it's going to
be sold out after tomorrow. They're coming into Fox to
do an interview with you and bringing puppies.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my goodness. Tomorrow, I know I have to do
two birthdays part of housekeeping this morning, Happy birthday to
Happy birthday to Brooks and Christie, both celebrating a book
day for a birthday from Smoky Mountain Faith, Food and Fun. Yeah,
one of our favorite shows there on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Happy birthday to both of them, Brooks. Brooks's message so selfless.
It's our birthdays tomorrow. But will you wish Christy a
happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Funny? If we just wish Christie could just let Brooks out,
you wrestle her you Brooks, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Oh
and Chelsea have one other one right, Let me just
read this quickly and a happy belated twenty first birthday
to Maya Sheridan. Her birthday was yesterday. She is going
to Eastern Michigan University to become a pilot and loves
(03:25):
our show and loves Spider Man. That is so great, Yeah, pilot.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Her mom reached out a couple of weeks ago, and
I'm so mad at myself that we didn't do it
yesterday when it was her actual twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But hopefully this makes up for it. You can go
to Eastern to be a pilot.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Things like should have known then.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh, we don't need you being a pilot. I might
have been a kick ass pilot, Chelsea.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We've all seen you on a plane before.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We've all seen you drive, well drive.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We know that you take some medication when going on
a plane. We don't need our pilots to take medication.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
This is Ellison. Seems to be flying a Delta plane,
yet there's no Delta logo on the plane. She lost it, She.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Lost Delta removed. Why are other planes always hitting me?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
A couple of Fox news headlines today. GM has closed
its coal engineering center in Warren after lesionaire a lesion
Eta bacteria was found in the water system. Two employees
were previously diagnosed with Lesionaire's disease and the building will
stay closed until it's fully cleared. So that is a
big story. And Howell Township, that planning commission all said
(04:36):
absolutely not. They rejected the proposal for what would would
have been Michigan's largest data center. Hundreds of residents showed
up to oppose the billion dollar project over farmland, citing
concerns about water, power and noise.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sounds fair, but also I want to understand why you
don't want the world's largest whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It is not in my backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think it's that maybe I'm the weird one because
I don't care or put whatever in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think you are kind of the weird ones sometimes.
I mean the sheets. You wanted a sheets, I.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Understand, but you're also rented for like most of your life.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah that's true, but also me wanting a sheets is fine,
but everyone else not wanting the.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sheets is weird.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Weird. You don't have a problem with speedway and I'm
really not seeing it different
We'll do a couple of Fox News headlines here in
a minute, a couple couple bits of housekeeping, A little
bit of housekeeping on the show. Yes, Allison Chelsea. First
of all, I'd like to shout out and thank Olive
Garden all of it too, All of Gardens sent me
this fueled by Fataccini's shirt and breadsticks, socks and on
Olive Garden blanket yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are they serious?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
They did? And they wrote it well soon. How nice
from Olive Garden, the company, because they know I love
Olive Garden. No, no tie in, no nothing. They just
sent it to me.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Are you sure you didn't buy that and are just
making it seem like it was gifted.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Where to god it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It was not, No, it was not.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, how did they get your address?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, they did ask for my address like a year
ago or something for I don't know. They DMed me
and I thought like, okay, well they're verified. It's them.
I don't know. I might have did some post a
year ago and been like, oh I love this bot
like just on my own. It wasn't like a like we.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Talked about Olive Garden all the time.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
We're never going to get that No, I am going
to throw myself down some stairs. Oh we used no
I am, but watch it's gonna be a twofold experiment.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm gonna throw myself.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Down some stairs, maybe break a leg, right huh, And
you know, be on a scooter for like six because that's.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How bad you want? An olive garden blanket.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And special blessings, an live story from Father Tim. But
the second part of this is when I do throw
myself down some stairs and break a leg, no one
will have noticed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh my god, don't be pathetic. That's not you.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Isn't it? Not? Really? No? No, you're our go to
person for Strem. Also on this we're doing housekeeping. A
couple other things. I want to shout out the No
Ball's Comedy Ball, which is happening at Mark Redley's Comedy Castle.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That is so much fun.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
This this Sunday, and it is the Michigan Animal Adoption Network,
the Animal Care Network and the Canine Companions Rescue Center.
It is almost sold out. A comedian Matt Cohn will
be performing. I'll be hosting this. It's pent by Pet Supplies.
Plus it all goes to help. Of course, the amazing pets.
And the thing that excited me was when I went
(02:07):
onto the website just to see how it was doing. Yesterday,
I clicked the you know, I clicked the tables at
the event. It's like, so that sold out. So I
mean there's like three tables left.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, it was Chelsea and I went last year. It
was so much fun.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So I mean, if if you're going, you're going to
have a great time.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We did miss there's food.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
On their lunch and I will say it's going to
be sold out after tomorrow. They're coming into Fox to
do an interview with you and bringing puppies.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh my goodness. Tomorrow, I know I have to do
two birthdays part of housekeeping this morning, Happy birthday to
Happy birthday to Brooks and Christie, both celebrating a book
day for a birthday from Smoky Mountain Faith, Food and Fun. Yeah,
one of our favorite shows there on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Happy birthday to both of them, Brooks. Brooks's message so selfless.
It's our birthdays tomorrow. But will you wish Christy a
happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Funny? If we just wish Christie could just let Brooks out,
you wrestle her you Brooks, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Oh
and Chelsea have one other one right, Let me just
read this quickly and a happy belated twenty first birthday
to Maya Sheridan. Her birthday was yesterday. She is going
to Eastern Michigan University to become a pilot and loves
(03:25):
our show and loves Spider Man. That is so great, Yeah, pilot.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Her mom reached out a couple of weeks ago, and
I'm so mad at myself that we didn't do it
yesterday when it was her actual twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But hopefully this makes up for it. You can go
to Eastern to be a pilot.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Things like should have known then.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh, we don't need you being a pilot. I might
have been a kick ass pilot, Chelsea.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
We don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We've all seen you on a plane before.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We've all seen you drive, well drive.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
We know that you take some medication when going on
a plane. We don't need our pilots to take medication.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
This is Ellison. Seems to be flying a Delta plane,
yet there's no Delta logo on the plane. She lost it, She.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Lost Delta removed. Why are other planes always hitting me?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
A couple of Fox news headlines today. GM has closed
its coal engineering center in Warren after lesionaire a lesion
Eta bacteria was found in the water system. Two employees
were previously diagnosed with Lesionaire's disease and the building will
stay closed until it's fully cleared. So that is a
big story. And Howell Township, that planning commission all said
(04:36):
absolutely not. They rejected the proposal for what would would
have been Michigan's largest data center. Hundreds of residents showed
up to oppose the billion dollar project over farmland, citing
concerns about water, power and noise.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sounds fair, but also I want to understand why you
don't want the world's largest whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It is not in my backyard.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think it's that maybe I'm the weird one because
I don't care or put whatever in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I think you are kind of the weird ones sometimes.
I mean the sheets. You wanted a sheets, I.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Understand, but you're also rented for like most of your life.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah that's true, but also me wanting a sheets is fine,
but everyone else not wanting the.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sheets is weird.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Weird. You don't have a problem with speedway and I'm
really not seeing it different
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