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October 16, 2025 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A dream to one missus. Jay Towers in the morning.
Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Welcome to Thursday, Jay Towers,
Allison Chelsea coming up on the show today, Crazy lines.
We do that every Thursday, go around the room, tell
you some about ourselves to make us a little crazy
or not right. I'm excited to hear Allison.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
She had said she had a really good one that
she's been like holding on.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Too for a week. I hope she remembers it. Also
this morning in Foxton news headlines Michigan Central Michigan Central Station.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
There.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Uh, they're going to have to They're gonna bring trains back.
We kind of heard that was happening. Yeah, and Governor
Whitmer's trying to get the trains back. I think bring
them back to trains. I think that's a good idea.
Mm hmm. We'll talk about that. It is Global Cat Day,
Allison like that. I had a busy day yesterday. I
had did a bunch of pop ins, Jester. I was

(00:53):
all over yesterday, moving and shaking all over the city. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I did see you out and about, which is so when.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'll ask you, like, oh, what are your plans for
this afternoon?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And you tell me like one thing and then you
post like eight on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah. That always makes me laugh. Oh the people want
to know. Yeah, okay, also on fart pants according to
one lady, and that's incredible. And we have one thousand
dollars with work day, Payday and so much more. Got
jingle Ball tickets today, We'll get rolling on this Thursday.
Allison's here, she's getting herself TV ready. Jake Towers in
the Morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Nick Jonas is going to be the Battle Rounds advisor
for Reba McIntyre's team on The Voice this season.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did you guys know.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That they first worked together back in two thousand and one.
So Riva made her debut on Annie Gets Your Gun
and Start as Annie Oakley and Nick Jonas played Little Jake,
so they know each other since then. Awdorable, so cute.
I think that's sweet. Actor Daniel Stern. He was one
of the burglars in Home Alone next to Joe. He

(02:00):
was recently rushed to the hospital after an unspecified medical emergency.
A rep for him says he has since been released
from the hospital is now doing well.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But man, we haven't heard about that guy in years. No,
I hope he's okay. Yeah, unspecified medical emergencies are not fun. No,
they're not exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
He's always going to be brought back to you, now,
isn't it? Wow, Dune again, you might get another pair
of socks. The terms of Diddy's release from prison have
been released, so once he's released after his fifty month sentence,
special conditions of supervision include continued treatment for drug abuse,
mental health issues, and participation in domestic violence programs. He

(02:41):
cannot contact the victims in his case. He's prohibited from
owning firearms. This is just like four things out of
like twenty that he has to abide.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
This is years from now, right, Yeah, except for this
fifty month sentence.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Jim Carrey reportedly in talks to start in a live
action film adaptation of The Jetsons. There is no official
casting yet. The project is in the early stages of development.
But yeah, it could be kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Look at George Jetson, Yeah, right, does anyone care? Probably not?
I mean my future.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I was wondering what he's been doing though it's been
a low profile.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It has been a while since he's done something.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And finally Jennifer Lopez was on the Howard Stern Show
for the first time yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
He has listened to it.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
He's been very vocal about rash talking.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Her and stuff and every turn.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
So she went on the show to promote her Kiss
of the Spider Woman, and he asked her, you know
if she finds it hard to let go of a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
She joke, no, once I'm done, you're dead to me.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And from there the conversation turned to whether or not
she ever thinks she's been truly loved.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I think you've truly been loved? No?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And do you think you really have experienced loving someone?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
And when you can't get that love back?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
What I learned it's not that I'm not lovable, is
that they're not capable.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
And they gave me what they had right, but they
gave me all of it every time.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But it's this much, all the rings, all the things
I could ever want.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Right, they didn't love you.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They didn't wasn't enough.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You should have seen me in my car screaming at
the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You shut your mouth. You know you're the problem. It's
always you. You're the problem. They all loved you.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
TV Today we have nine to one one lawn, order
SPU and raise anatomy.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's Thursday, and on Thursday on our show we do
Crazy Lines. We go around the room and tell you
something about ourselves and make us a little crazy or
not right in the head. Also, how about Michigan Central.
We got that really nice VIP tour earlier in the year. Uh,
there's going to be a little upgrade according to the governor.
At least it's in talks. We'll just all that coming up.

(04:52):
Thursdays on our show, we do a little something called
crazy Lines. We go around the room and tell you
something about ourselves that make us a little crazy because
we're not exactly the most put together people who've ever met.
And what started have you picked that? What started out
as a segment? Oh, I don't know, six seven years ago,
still going every week. That's uh, I don't know about

(05:14):
roughly forty eight weeks of crazy and it keeps on coming,
does not stop. Sometimes when I get home from work,
if it's just me in the house, you know, I
have to use the restroom for an extended stay after
a long day, and uh, you know the door might
be open, but if the dog comes in, I immediately

(05:34):
shut the door, as if I don't want the dog
to see me going to the bathroom. Does that make
me crazy that I don't want the dog seeing me there?
That way me crazy?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yet, no, it makes you crazy. You can't pull that
with cats. What do you mean, It'll just be a
way bigger issue to shut the door, like just oh,
you're better off just heaving it open. Shut bathroom doors.
It's just too much. As soon as the door gets shut,
there like why the bottom of cow okay, And they.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Will all gather and stand on the other side of
the door and just and it's just not even working.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It raises feline suspicions, it really does.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I think it's so funny that me and you are
complete opposites. Like if I were to close the door,
Shelby would just be so heartbroken. So I just go
to the bathroom with the door open. She sits at
my feet and just like is like support.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I mean, you watch him go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's constantly, it's fair never seen him knock, right, So
I this is so stupid.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
But isn't that what crazy lines is about? So McDonald
started the monopoly game like a little over two weeks ago,
and I stopped by McDonald's probably daily get a coke
and sometimes a hash brown Right, so okay, I'm always there,
Like I don't necessarily get food.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, I use the app. You get all those rewards
points and then you.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Get new stuff. I know.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So the the Monopoly pieces come on a coke and
on a Hash Browns and whatever. So when I when
the game first started, I was like, you know what,
I'm not going to go download the code, and so
I made a decision not to play Monopoly. So since then,
I've thrown away twenty pieces, and a few days ago
I was like, man, I really get a lot of these.

(07:21):
I might win something, and I was like, maybe I
should play. But at this point now I've thrown so
many away right now and I'm regretting my choices.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
We'll drive you to the piece that you're missing to win.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, correct, Like all I needed was South Carolina and
I had at the beginning. But what's crazy is that
I'm having any thoughts about this and I'm literally thinking
about it all the time, like, oh I should have played,
Oh it's too late to play.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm not going to play. As a question, when you're
throwing out do you at least look at the piece
to see if it's an instant winner. Yes, okay, all right,
so you know you're just you know, you get park
Play show again. Whatever. Yeah, okay, I'm just yeah, okay,
all right, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, So mine is more of a lazy lines probably
than lines. And I do not want anyone who is
applying to Jay's juniors to freak out.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Do not freak out.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I have decided to instead of staying on top of
like printing things and like condensing consolidating things, I have
waited until the end, you know, of the application process.
And so now I am going to be spending the
entire weekend getting ready for our selection instead of having

(08:30):
done it along the way. Since applications open in August, Man,
that printer is.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Going to break down. That you better hope that doesn't.
You'll be doing us a kinkoss.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I have to go to my library.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I understand the procrastination. We all do that. Yeah, to
an extent.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm just so mad at me of today, is so
mad at past Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
If you're not just staying on top of.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It, there's your crazy lines on one hundred point three
W and I c I had a whirlwin day yesterday?
Did you it was a whirlwind? Whirlwind because you could
imagine it was one of my whirlwind days. Chelsea's already
complaining about it. I can in your day. I'm like, listen,
how many people have to answer.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
To I just don't understand why you only offer up
a portion of what you're doing. Like if you are
specifically asked, oh, hey, what do you have going on today?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
And you only list one out of the eight things,
It's weird to me. I live in the moment. You
had a dnist appointment, that I have a nappointment doctor
Sharna A bright side, I did. I had that yesterday.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
But there was things in between, Oh my goodness that
we all saw on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
What did.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay? Yeah you got you got a suit, A couple
of new suits. Well I had it for Cincinnati. No, no, no,
I I these this Uh, this is something I'm down
two sizes. That's really excited.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
It is.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So I'm very excited about that needed to get done, okay,
because because I couldn't like another word. My my pants
I wear on TV. I can't wear them without a belt. No,
they fall down. These I get don't even need a belt.
But in the process yesterday I made a stop first,
hang on, a second, hang on, I'll give you something.
I'm a content creator, so listen, Alison Chelsea. I had

(10:14):
to stop a Tel twelve and see Monty. Hey, guys,
how are you will be seeing soon? But you know,
he sends his love. He gave me a protein bar
because he thought I was getting a little, you know, skinny.
I'm getting a little skinny. Look at Monty, skinny.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Look at you. You look like you're the after picture,
the after picture. Monty sends his love. See Monty. I
haven't seen him.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I mean, I feel like we all talked to him
every once since, but I haven't seen him in a
long time.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Right across the street, I thought, oh, you know, pop
in and see my friend Ryan Salter over at saltan Co.
So I went over there, popped in to see him
as he was getting all prepped there for the day
at the saltan Cot restaurant. Did you eat anything? I
did not? Okay, kind of chat, caught up, had a
little bit of nerd talk, talked about South Park, those
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, you're all about man about town, man about town.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, left there. It is guessed that it didn't end there. No,
it didn't end there that I did go see doctor
Sharna at bright Side Dental in Farmington. She told me
the best story ever. She told me, you're not gonna
believe this. I just had had a woman come in
here yesterday. So you J Towers dentist, And she said, yes,
I am. Who was that woman? Oh, just somebody that's

(11:25):
worked at Hollywood be Causino at Greek Town for fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Look at you bringing clients together.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Look at that. You know what it was? It was
a crossover, a man, it was. It was a crossover.
That's great. Wo, Hollywood casino a Greek Town crossed over.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, bright Side down, Jay Towers gets results.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, should you do a collab?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I should do a collab. That's right. Get everybody on
that video. Are you a client of.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Know what?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know? The lady, I guess a Greek Town said
to her. She said that Jay's a mascot for us.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You know what, the ambassadors mascot put on an eagle
suit so much so did that and then and then
I had to get these like X rays and these
things for your teeth and all that, and and and
and they do this weird things, like the third time
at this dentists office, they want to take pictures and
want to see what your smile looks like at rest.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
So so they make you say Emma, and then they
take the picture. So you go, that's weird, Emma. Oh,
Emma rest, No, don't smile, say Emma, Emma rest. See
there it is. It's so weird to say it because
you immediately after you say Emma, you want to go Emma,
and you got to go like Emma. Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's weird that they figured out that's the word that
helps them get what they need.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's so super weird that we work with Emma. Yeah, Emma,
we work with an Emma. So can you imagine if
you're in Emma at the dentists office. Crossover even music
like the WB is back. It's a crossover event. Tonight,
as Emma enters her first episode of bright Side Well
on the way to Greek Town Casino, Yes, so yes

(13:11):
did that and then what happened? Then I did go
home and then Troy called from Tikini and said, I've
got some suits ready for you, and it was like
five thirty. I'm like I'll I'll head right over there.
I'll be there before you close. Is that one of them?
I'm wearing it now? Nice? Yeah? Actually yeah it was.
Are you gonna create more content right here? Let me

(13:31):
create a little bit? Okay, what are you doing there?
You were pressing the shirts? I do it all around here,
Look at you?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
What we do?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is that mine? This is yours? Beautiful, fantastic, especially ready
to go, Ready, Ready for TV, Ready for TV. It's
a show about nothing nothing. Yeah, it sounds very exciting.
Oh my gosh, here's what I did wrong. This should
have all been in a schedule that Al should have
should have had a month ago.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
I would have appreciated it. Yeah, yeah, but these random
add ons. Yeah, it really kind of just you're off.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Your freestyle schedule. Wouldn't showed it now?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Now, at what point when you were home and cozy
at five thirty and you get that phone call? Did
you not just think, you know what, I'm comfortable here,
I'm going to come tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
That's not to Jay. We know and love is it?

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Why put off tomorrow what Jay can do today's.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Especially all that great content that Yeah? Yeah, okay, hey listen,
I don't see your videos. Where are your videos? Our
building all day? There's a video, where's your walking? I
don't think that I need to prove myself. Where's your
video at at at McDonald's with the with the just
throw away? Actually think you're both terrible content creator.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, I admittedly I just said eighteen such in my account.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I think you're right, You're right, all right, I'm real quick.
This is a story Michigan Central Station where we got
that great VIP tour. Governor Whitmer stopped by with big news.
Passenger trains are officially coming back to Detroit's historic Deep.
I think that's so cool. Yeah, they put out money
to start the process, but yeah, your how great would

(15:15):
that be? Like, Oh, I'll just get off of the
Michigan station. That would be really People got off one
and liked the right There's pictures all around there of
people taking trailer like Chicago from there. Cool. What a vibe.
Right time for feeling good in the D one hundred
point three W and I C. Feeling Good is brought
to you by Club Keno Tripler Time from the Michigan Lottery.
We did tell you it is. It's Global Cat Day

(15:37):
and animal rescue workers on Long Island shared a video
after they used a remote control car to rescue a
stranded kitten. It was in a storm drain it wouldn't
come out, so they put the car in one end
then grabbed the kitten when it ran out the other side.
They called it working smarter, not hard.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Well, I say it all the time about all the critters.
What yesterday a squirrel got helped, just you know, bless
the people that that take the time to recognize a
living being is suffering and do something about it.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And a kitten, you know, is motivated by anything.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
You know, well, baby, yeah, and I do. And I
mean we've rescued quite a few. And it's really they
have their own instincts to as all animals do, and
it's like they will work against themselves when you're trying
to help them.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Right, I'm really trying to help you.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Right, You're making it hard do it.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Today is Global Cat Day, Global Cat Day. Enjoy Global
Cat Day on Long Street. Cat.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Oh, we should go to Cypress Cypress, because that's the island,
the Cat Island, Cat Island.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
But we just talked about yesterday.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Jay, Yeah, there are a million, there's one cat or person.
There's like a million cats. But they're all feral cats.
They said feral, but that I feel like it's not
fair because I think that just means they're wild.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah. I don't like that term. I don't use this.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
It's kind of it's derogatory. As a matter of fact,
you're canceled.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Thank you canceled. I took it as they're funny and
they've all done a role in elf. I didn't take
it as anything else.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
That People send me that link all the time, like, hey,
after you retire, here's where you should go.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, to that island.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, the cat Island.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Would you ever get a cat?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
It's okay if you're not a cat hurt.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
I actually I would get a cat. Now, I would
get a cat. I would get it because they see
me easy. You can go on vacation.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
You could go to Cypress for a week and come back.
You really could, so I would. But my children don't
know how to shut the door. Yeah, my girlfriend loves cats. Yeah,
so one day it'll happen. Okay, you know what, You've
got so much going on? Yeah, I keep Why do
I keep having these talks without everybody I know? I
said the same thing to Erica Francis. She's like, I'm
going to get a second cat, and I'm like, you know,

(17:51):
you've got so much going on, why don't you give
the love and attention to the one cat? Because and
what what happens two weeks later? Tell on Wheels over there.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It is.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I can tell you from a perspective of having four.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
They really are like potato chips. If you get one,
just get twelve. It's really it's not any extra work.
And they all love each other. Yeah, and his mama breaks.
I feel like she might have a little bit of
chaos right now, but that's all going to work itself out,
and then they've got buddies.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
You know who else is confused about the potato chip
analogy for another day?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Ye yes, yes, yes, cushion, what's happening? Sorry, yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I only have four because I'm block has four. Yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
The other person was what would you do if you
if it was all you and your devices, how many
would you have?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You'd be a cat hoarder.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
You would be Cypress somebody from Fox who would be sent.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
To my house. We're going to Cyres. It's nice.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Jessica dup Knack over Catwoman.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Were closed, they wouldn't be able to. But they have
nothing to say to you. You catch your cats are
all well taken care of it. It's not like it's
it's not you live in filth. You have a beautiful ouls,
a beautiful place. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Don't let them spot Penelope though?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Is it is he? Penelope is the fat one? Is he?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
How are you looking? Were good? It's cold, it's cold,
but a beautiful day.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Man sixties with sun and then we have like near
eighty on Saturday, and I look, I think that's dry.
And then Saturday night's Sunday rain in a way we
haven't had in a while.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
All right, Back in a Day, Back in the Day
is brought to you by bright Side Dental. So what
happened on this day one hundred and two years ago?
In nineteen twenty three, while Disney launched an empire when
he founded the Disney Brothers cartoon studio with his brother

(19:49):
Whatever about you, Roy? So George Roy? Right, I'm a
fan of Roy.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well, I'm just you know whatever, Like he's probably perfectly.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Nice, but was perfectly nice. He's not with us anymore,
Roy Disney, he's with us.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh, he's gone well, he was with us when he
unloaded us.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Remember the battle.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Michael Eisner was like, there's value in the radio division, well,
and Roy.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Was like, it brings ours our shares. I wanted to
let you know that he died in nineteen seventy one. Yeah, Roy, Yeah,
I think you're thinking of Roy's sun Oh a son?
Maybe Roy in the mix?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Roy Man, I apologize to you posthumously the anger I've
been carrying around.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You're thinking of Roy E Disney.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I am who died in two thousand and nine, so
that would make a little more sense.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I also want to go on the record as saying
this may be the first posthumous apology ever issued on
this show.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It was warranted. It's been a long time time.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
He died in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I walked around are you Roy? Twenty four years ago
too as one small bill premier and on the WB
it ran for ten seasons. Start my friend Tom Welling
Michael Rosenbaum going to see both of them in Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Yes, that's so weird that today's the bag year, that
it's when it was created and you're going.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
To be with them.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I also had no idea that it ran for ten seasons.
I thought it was like five. I didn't either have
always thought about like watching it because it's such a
big deal to you, And I have a friend who
loves it.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Really, it's not a Superman show as much as it is,
you know, the same old battles that teens have in
high school, but this one just happens to Yah Superman.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
And she liked watching those two. Yeah, they were nice
to look at.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah to twenty twenty four, former One Direction star Liam
Payne passed away. So that's been a year at thirty
one years old after falling from the third floor balcony.
Toxicologies has fine traces of alcohol and cocaine in the system. Yeah,
and the band still's never none. They're not going to
go over that. No, no, no, just they'll never get over.
It's hard to believe it's been a year. And there
go w and I see Dearborn Detroit sime for Hollywood

(21:58):
Minute Now, brought to you by David Feminineo.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Chelsea Victoria Beckham spoke on The Today Show about how
painful it is to read negative headlines about her kids.
She said that her and David prioritize open communication with
their four kids to help them handle fame. Obviously, there
have been a lot of rumors of tension between Brooklyn
and his wife and the family.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
That must happen in England.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
They must get taught because we don't care over here,
and we actually forget most.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And you are on the pulse of what's going on.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
You know that I keep track of all of her
kids and what they're doing and who in a fight with.
It's also coming from the person who's been mad at
Roy Disney.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, Diane Keaton's family revealed that she died of pneumonia
oh no, and thanked fans for their extraordinary messages of
love and support. Now they requested donations to local food
banks or animal shelters in her memory. That sucks source
to say that her health declined very suddenly. That doesn't

(23:01):
have to happen, right, But usually numonia, it's probably something yeah, pneumonia.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Usually die from pneumonia because something else is working.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Right, right.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I was just at the doctor yesterday and I got
a COVID vaccine and a flu shot, and she she
was looking over stuff and she was like, I gave
you the pneumonia vaccine last time you were here, right,
And I'm like, I don't really know, and I think
I might have gotten two flu shots this year, so
I'm not really sure what's going on.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
They taking care of next time, Next time Kim Cartia.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
She had opened up about her divorce from Kanye West
and other issues on the Color Daddy podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I listened to that whole thing.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
She explained that she ended their troubled marriage with Kanye
to take care of her mental health and be a
better mother.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I don't think anyone, no one is gonna hold that. No,
she's stuck in longer than she should.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Absolutely, she said that she often felt unsafe emotionally and
sometimes financially. During the episodes. He would give away their
luxury cars when he was going through and she She
said that it's been a couple months since they've heard
from him. TV Tonight, we have nine to one one,
Law and Order SVU and Grey's.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Anatomy Chelsea Thank You. Coming up at one hundred point
three wn I s Allison was at the doctor's office yesterday.
I got a little check in on her health and bubbles. Next, well,
how about this?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, a little Diane Keaton, Michael Keaton fun fact.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh all right, I'm in for it, alright, bubble time.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
We were talking about Diane Keaton earlier, and uh, I
thought this was interesting and timely. So it starts this way.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Michael Keaton, his real name is Michael Douglas. Oh, there's
already Michael is a Michael Douglas. So he picked Keaton
as a stage name because there was already an actor
named Michael Douglas, as we just said. And he liked
the way Diane Keaton's name sounded.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh, so he.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Literally lifted it from her name. Now, Diane Keaton. Keaton
was a stage name for her. Right, Her real.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Name is Diane Hall. Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Keaton was her mother's maiden name. Also, I thought this
was interesting.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Her nickname is Annie, and that's where Woody Allen got
the title for Annie Hall.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Get out yoh crazy stuff right right, that's.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
A lot of like a lot, that's a lot of bubbles.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
All in one. It's an exploding bubble bubble.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
It's like a bubble machine.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I wonder why her nickname was Annie. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't All right, Well, there you go. There's a
there's a bubble. You won't forget bubble Fox to news
headlines Today, it's part museum, parts store, and all Detroit.
The Detroit Shop has opened inside Somerset, Maul and Troy,
a nonprofit marketplace filled with Detroit history and local art.
The Detroit Historical Society even brought artifacts. Hundred percent of

(26:00):
the sales go back to city charities. Interesting. I like that.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I mean, yeah, I guess museums have gift shops, so
maybe it's something like that. Yeah, speaking of Detroit shops,
did you guys know that in our I Hurt Detroit building.
You know how they were supposed to be a coffee shop? Yeah,
when you walk in now, I guess it's supposed to
be like a Detroit versus everybody oh star, all right, Yeah,
I thought that was really interesting.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Hey why not? Yeah, I mean, if the coffee shop's
not going to go in, I think that's kind of cool. Hey,
did you know Midtown Detroit's annual Noel Knight will take
a break this year. Organizers say they're reimagining the event
to make sure it's sustainable for the future. It is
a tradition that has drawn tens of thousands since nineteen
seventy three.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
I don't recall mid Town I mean we were there. Yeah,
I don't recall that.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I don't either, But if it draws tens of thousands
of people and has for decades.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
They want to reimagine though that means they want to like,
they probably want to update it and stuff. But you
had months well to do that. I don't know what
to tell you, Chelse. Maybe you can meet with the
organizers of Noel Knights and talk about it. Noel Knight, Sorry,
get ready for crowded airports. Is holiday season, the experts say.
Airline bookings for Thanksgiving and Christmas are both up from

(27:12):
last year, and airlines are adding nearly half a million
more seats for Thanksgiving travel. Thank god, I don't have
to leave town for Thanksgiving this year. Yeah. No, oh, okay,
don't think so. Okay, I want to be in that mess, right,
that's all. After skipping last year, Sack South Avenue's famous
New York light show is back in November. Expect thousands

(27:32):
of lights dancing to holiday music and six elaborate window
displays under this year's theme, Your Story and Lights.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I can only imagine because when I grew up in Chicago,
we would go downtown and it was awesome around Christmas time.
All the window displays, so I'm sure New York really
bring but you know, all the moving things in the window,
and it was like every single store had a.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Thing going on. So it was a cool thing to go.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
That is my dream to go to New York for
Christmas time. Yeah, around the holidays and just see it.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
The windows are fun. They still do it to this day.
They still do it. So you know, there's a couple
of headlines today weatherwise. Alan Longstreet says, today we're going
to see sunshine and it's getting up to sixty three.
We're down to thirty nine tonight and then clouds tomorrow
on a high sixty three, and I guess we're going
to get a bunch of rain towards the end of
the weekend. We told you earlierbout this. It was a
busy day yesterday for all of us. For all of us, Yeah,

(28:25):
ch else was at the Big Guy heeart meeting yesterday downtown.
I was getting a dental stuff done. I had a physical.
Oh you used your physical yesterday physical.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah, So it was funny. I got there kind of
early and I was the first one there, and I
mean I think I beat the desk lady. Oh yeah,
I mean, you know, i'd make an appointment for as
soon as I can get there when we're done, and
you know, maybe people wait till later, h eleven noon whatever.
So I got there and she wasn't there yet, and

(28:59):
no other page she had checked in, so you know,
I went and sat down because she'll eventually be here
and she probably knows when the first patients are coming in,
and she's like, I don't need to worry. I was early.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I should also mention that I was like fifteen minutes
or less.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Your blood work and the physical at the same time.
They were separate.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Okay, So so I.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Sit down and it's kind of eerie because I'm by
myself and she's not there and no one else has
checked in.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
But did she turn the lights on? I did? They
were kind of damn.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
It was interesting. It was like, I think, whatever the
first patient comes in is when they I mean technically
they're open. But then so the TV's on. I mean
they had gone around and turned things on. So the
TV's on and Chicago PD is on. So I'm like, well,
this is awesome, this is my show, and I'll just
sit here and watch Chicago p D. And I don't
really care when you check me in or what my

(29:48):
appointment is, because I like watching the show. So it
was a really good episode that I remembered, and it
was now people are starting to come in, you know,
I'm watching it for about ten minutes, and now people
are starting to come in. Two guys come in, and these
two ladies come in, and the woman who's gonna check everyone,
and she eventually comes out, she checks me, and I
go back.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm watching my show and.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I'm really getting into it because it's this episode where
gets kidnapped by a serial killer and Hayley's trying to
find him.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know it's.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Very inside, but it's important to set the scene for
how it's It was really intense. So I'm I'm kind
of sitting there and I'm like, I'm I'm being animated,
like watching this show. And I can see these two
ladies on the other side who are kind of watching
me watch the show. Because I'm like saying.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Stuff to myself.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I was like, come on, get you know, and voice
all passed out and here comes.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
A serial killer.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, no, I could hear it. And for a long
time I was the only one there, and I was,
and it was coming.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
She's got the remote turning it up. It was coming
to the end.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
So now there's like eight people in the waiting room,
and but I can sense these ladies are watching me.
So I see my nurse and she's walking towards the
door from their side, from the doctor's part, and I
and I'm talking under my breath, but because I do
that a lot, I talk to myself and I was.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Like, oh, no, it's gonna be me and I'm not
gonna get to watch the And.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I say that out loud, and I could hear these
ladies over there.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
They're like kind of laughing.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
And the nurse walks out and she goes Elliston Martinek
and I.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Was like, oh, you can actually have them go. I know,
so it's funny.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
And I get up and I'm like okay, and I'm
happy to see her.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I like her. And and one of the ladies says,
do you want us to let you know if we
see you on the way out what happened?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
And I was like yeah, laugh and I was like
I know this episode.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
And then they thought it was even weirder because they
were watching how into it I was.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I was like, no, I've seen it a few times times. Yeah,
they should had a good twenty minute sit down with
you about how you watch things multiple times.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah, but like you know, I was command nice of them.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
I thought it was really nice, and I was.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Like, I was, I would like to see what I
look like, what they what everybody else was looking at
while I'm watching this TV.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
So we could demonstrate for you were they individual, Like
were those two ladies.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
To get or I think one accompanied the other ka
and they had sat down. And also there was a
guy over here and I could kind of sense that
he was kind of seeing I don't know that anyone
cared about the show, but everyone noticed that I cared
about the show. Yeah, so now they're interested in what's
going on and hoping.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I get what I want out of it, Like, oh,
I hope that guy doesn't get killed.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I really hope he makes it for you. These people
all become a friends aswer show.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah, let's get together in talk.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm the best vampire movies of all time They were
not in the Doctor's Office, but they include at number five,
nos Ferratu the Vampire from nineteen seventy nine, Dracula at
number four from nineteen thirty one, Dracula the Spanish version
from nineteen thirty one at number three, Let the Write
One In from two thousand and eight at number two,

(32:48):
and Nos Faratu A Symphony of Horror from nineteen twenty
two at number one.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Do you remember Fright Night?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
I do.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
That was good. Yes, I remember Fright Night.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
It was a vampire that lived in this neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Oh, you know it's not on here and it should be.
What stupid list? Where's one spitting with Jim Carrey? That
was a funny movie. Well, I think they wanted to
keep it scary. Best vampire movies of all time?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
You're right, best vampire vampire movie. Okay, there's also one
with I think Leslie Nils said. There isn't Leslie Nielsen
vampire movie. Yeah, we should do our own list of
vampire movies.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Terrible to do that. We get it, fross, Who's we
get it? Yeah? Incredible stories from around the world and beyond.
We'll start with this one. This woman went viral on
TikTok when she talked about her leather pants she bought
from the Gap. She was harrified to find out that
they make rudent oistes when she bends over.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Embarrassed since fourth grade because I'm on a restaurant and.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
I dropped something accidentally.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
And I go to pick it up and then that
did not come from my.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
No pants, You've.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Got some explaining it out? Is that the real pants?
Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I saw that TikTok the other day and was laughing
my butt off, like I.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Could totally see that happening.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Meeting that I'm like being trendy with these leather pants.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And that happened. I do that with my flip flops.
You guys all, yeah, yeah, that's my shoe. That's my shoe.
A security camera captured the moments a family dog sparked
a fire by chewing on a device with a lithium battery,
a lithium ion battery. On top of that, the dog
is owned by an actual firefighter.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
Get into it and you can see it. You know,
he's surprised by it, and then he's like, oh what
did I do? Thankfully to pretty much fizzled out because of.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
The rug and because we were home so quick.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
So when you're done charging them, like you have to
really pay attention and unplug them. You have to make
sure you store them, you know, where they can't get
broken or cracked or chewed on by a dog. And
then when you're when you're done with them, they have
to be disposed in a specific way.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's Tom's like to chew on stuff.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I told Chelsea this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
But I do this thing in the middle of the
night where I take my laptop off the dresser for
Warren and I to both watch it, and I put
the laptop down on the floor next to me, so
he kind of has some darkness because he'd liked the
TV to go off. Yeah, right, So I do that
and I put it next to my bed where he
can barely see it.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
And is he has decided that she wants to do
work on the computer.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, business, she broke off my My cue button is
gone and then there's like a little red button and
she took that off. And I'll just hear. I'll be
asleep and I'll hear, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
What are you doing? The Lenovo?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yeah, the Lenovo it's like broken in three places.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
More shocking is the Lenovo doesn't have a que anymore.
So c that's wow. They're trying to write some report
on quality he can't do it. A male gorilla charged
towards some guests at the San Diego Zoo last weekend
and shattered some of the protective glass.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
We were actually looking down at our cell phones, so
we didn't notice that he had like taken a running start, jumped,
and then launched right into the glass, directly in front
of my face.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I was so jolted, I fell back a few feet.
I number a look jobs to see what had happened.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
I just saw the gorilla staring directly at me, like
making eye contact with me, and then this giant crack
and I mean this crack propagated probably six feet.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
It was pretty big. The crack is kind of scary.
The gorilla was coming out that full forced right.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, that would really uh, that would be alarming.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
And they're all looking at their phones and all.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
I love this story.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
The California Highway Patrol stopped a driver this month who
had an elaborate hand drawn license plate. The driver said,
it's all legit, they just lost their actual plate. Still,
they were fined two hundred dollars for that artwork. That's incredible.
Can you even lose their license for? And finally, grub
hub says seventy two percent of college students have accidentally
slept through a late night delivery order, so they're offering

(36:44):
snooze insurance. It's basically fifty dollars off a do over
meal in the future. If you're a student you've ordered
basically food to be delivered and you slept through it.
Oh my gosh, that's incredible. Let's be real.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
That's called I passed out for Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Of course, Oh yeah, of course. There you go. There
are some incredible stories. We're out of the world to
be on one hundred point three w and I see
time for Detroyce's favorite game, Battle the Sex is brought
to you by Hollywood Casino at Greek Town Royal Boil
tonight at Hollywood Descino, a Greek town, big, big seafood
fest there at Prism. All right, let's play two contestentrated
to go Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, we've got Andrea going for one, number two up
against Kevin.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Let's play Battle of the Sex.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Alison name of food that's usually deep fried. A food
that's deep fried French fries. Second best five points for
that chicken was number one. Jay name a doctor related
word that rhymes with will oh bill Yeah, number one,
ten points. Alison names something people say they never have

(37:43):
enough of time. Second best money money, of course. Jay
name a word that rhymes with election, well, infection. Last answer, what's.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Gonna happen on Monday? Selections? Selection, yes, selection.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yes, and you're in the lead eleven to ten. Allison
names something you see at a breakfast buffet eggs number
one yep, of course. And Jay names something you might
post online a photograph, uh, selfie's vae vac. Yeah, I
will just call that. That's fine. It makes you the winner.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, you went twenty one to twenty you ooh, that
was a close game. It was a close game.
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