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Speaker 1 (00:01):
One Nuther of point three wnic J Towers in the
morning minus one Jay Towers, Allison, and Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Honestly, I think this has been the longest time he's
ever been out.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, that's what I said to you when I came in.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I pulled in, I rounded the bend and there was
not his car, just yours, and I went, I don't
believe my eyes. In ten years, almost ten years of
being there, I've never seen this ever. Ever, Maybe a
sick day and maybe because of COVID, I mean you
have to stay home, but yeah, probably during COVID. But
I think that that was probably the longest stretch that
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he's ever had right not being here. But he is alive.
We have to talk to him. He's sort of feeling better.
But man, whatever he got at Comic.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Con just not it's kicking him hard. But I have
heard that this winter and spring, like the neural virus
or the flu, like all of those things are like
brutal and like knock you down for like a week
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, speaking of you, clearly sound sick. I have a cold. Yeah,
but those kick your butt too. I just want to
point out right now because I need to after feeling
like such a loser for an entire month. I appear
to be the healthiest person right now. So I just
want to say that that is true.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, which isn't saying.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Much, but well, I got that going so funny. I mean,
I don't want to take pleasure in other people's pain,
but I need to win.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know what you do. You've been down for the
count for like the just months. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, So anyway, once again, we will plow through as
best we can. Yeah, but I think that I think
we've been handling it pretty well because I think he'd
come back super sick.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
If we were screwing up.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The show'd be like, I don't feel good and I
might draw up while I'm sitting here.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
But but I trusting you too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, We're gonna have Halsey tickets coming up at seven forty,
the Workday, Payday at nine thirty, and so.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Much more with Detroit's one hundred point three Jake Towers
in the Morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Kim Kardashian finished the law program that she started six
years ago and held a ceremony for herself in her backyard.
Now she does want to practice law officially, she has
to pass the bar exam.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
But this has been like a long time coming.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I just I'm always blown away by the number of
hours that some people seem to have in the day,
Like she seems like the busiest person. Ever, how did
you have a chance to even study for the bargs
Mini bar and all that stuff?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Or I mean, I'm assuming that means she graduated law school, right,
which I thought you had to go to college before
you could go to law school, but who knows.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I think in California you can do a program that's
like reading the law.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
If I was reading that on TMS yesterday, I got
online law schools.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I'm not sure Cyrus's voice is rasky because she has
a very large polyop on her vocal cord. But she
doesn't want to get it removed because it could change
your voice.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh yeah, I mean it could and she gets by
just fine. Yeah, So I'm just surprised did she not
know that till later, because I think she's known for
a while that she's had it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Probably she'd already started her career.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean that'd be scary thinking of like
what your voice could sound like afterwards. Uh, someone infected
with measles attended Shakira's show last Thursday at MetLife Stadium
in New Jersey. Now, there haven't been any confirmed cases yet,
but people who went could experience symptoms as late as
June sixth So I want.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
To say, way to go, idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Uh huh, But is it possible that you didn't know?
And also, you don't have to get measles. It's just
not a thing you have to get. That's what I
don't understand. I don't know why any one's getting measles.
I mean, i's a vaccine.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
For it where you just do not you will not
get it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I mean I got measles when I was like five,
but maybe I mean then I was vaccinated. I mean,
I don't think that maybe I couldn't get vaccinated because
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But anyway, it's not like chicken pox. It's not fun, right.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And finally, Jeremy Renner believes that he went to the
afterlife for a few minutes after a snowplow accident in
twenty twenty three, and he was actually mad that he
was revived and came back to life. He says it
was the most exhilarating piece and highest adrenaline rush that
he's ever had. Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's that's kind of good to know for all.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Of us, no kidding, and I mean obviously he's very
grateful to be alive and for.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
All that good.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Unless you're a really, really bad person, you might not
get to experience.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
TV Tonight we have transplant and farmer wants a wife.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Say Jay Towers in the morning, Allison and Chelsea holding
down the fort. We are almost positive Jay will be
here tomorrow. He is feeling better and it's just not
I just he doesn't have much of a voice right now. Yeah,
so he's going through all of the phases of whatever
happened to him.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I bet twenty five bucks he'll be in tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he will be. In the meantime,
we keep pushing forward. So we love to talk about
what's going viral on TikTok just because it annoys us.
But this was interesting because Chelsea and I were just
talking about this off the air. It is something that
I do when you're calling a store to ask how
late they're open or if they've got something in stock.
Do you introduce yourself like would you say hello, my
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name is Jamie Smith, and I was wondering how late
you're open tonight and if you had toilet paper in
stock So a phone call like that I would not,
but a longer phone call I would.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And I'll give you an example. But there's a TikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's going viral where a woman says she always introduces
herself on the phone when calling places like restaurant to
make a reservations.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Says that it's just common courtesy.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
So I do agree with her, and it might just
be how we were taught m because two examples this week.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I was on the phone with Dte and I was
speaking with Calvin. So the fact that you remember his
name is so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I don't always, but I try to because if
I'm going to have if I'm just asking how late
you're open, I don't care if you say your name
or if I say mine, right, but if I know
we're going to be on the phone for a little
bit or if it's more of a serious matter, and
then I don't remember what the other oh I was
calling the pharmacy. I also find it annoying when someone
answers the phone in a customer service capacity and they
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don't tell you their name. So for instance, now, when
I was calling this pharmacy to reorder a medication, she said, Hi,
thank you for calling the pharmacy. I'm Kara, and I
didn't know if she said Kara or Tara. Okay, So
I asked her to clarify because I did want her
name because while we were talking, I wanted to say
her name back to her and then thank her at
the end.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That is so funny. I don't think that that would
ever cross my mind. No, you never do that, I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, like I said, it could be just something we
were taught as a polite thing to do, like address
people by their name, and it is. I mean, I
think that you're adding like a personal touch by like
I remembered your name and we're having a conversation and
stuff like that. But I I just do not think
that I ever do that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, And it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Really rubs me the wrong way when you answer the
phone and you will not like you just pick up
the phone and you say whatever business and you don't.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I had car insurance from Sunspot Tan.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah and used it, Susan, Yeah, you didn't say Sunsot
Sunspot Tan.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
This is Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh see, Now if I had called you, I would
have said, Hi, it's Allison. Who's this? Who am I
speaking to? I would like to renew my package?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I had car insurance from this place when when
I first got the flex for about six months and
I for whatever reason, had to talk to her a lot,
and she never said her name okay, and I would
never remember, and I finally did. It was almost like aggressive,
like she'd just pick up the phone and she'd say
the name of their business, very like sternly yes and annoyed.
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And when I finally cause i'd have to ask her
every time, like maybe the first three or four times
I called, I'd have to ask her hi, which and
then I would remember, and I'd end the call by
saying thank you, Karen.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And it was.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Almost like I'm not trying to be best friends with you,
but I just want to have like a simple conversation.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
She did not, you know what, I wonder if she
saw your number pop across on the caller ID and
just like, oh, I am not dealing with this woman
and she's got another issue.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
So whether you do or not, whether you introduce yourself
or you don't, introduce yourself. It is a dumb TikTok
that is going viral, So if you want to get
in on that, I asked, I would never know about
this stuff if these things didn't come across our dost.
I think you need to spend a little more time
on TikTok. I got credit an email really quick. An
email from work went out from our boss Tony saying,
all of all of.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Our social media, yeah, where we are and where.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You can find us. There were several people that didn't
have tiktoks. It would just say na a few, including
I think our radio station doesn't have a TikTok.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We do not know.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
But I got credit for having a TikTok even though
it just lays their dormant.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was like, well look at that. I still got
credited to open the air. There's so much funny stuff
going on on TikTok now I know, but I don't
want to That's a lot of time that I take
away from.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, okay, please tell me you guys have some good news.
This is good, I guess, but also I have questions.
As someone who has never been pregnant, Slash had a baby.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Maybe this is okay?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It sounds it sounds like maybe you shouldn't do it. Okay,
it's a good story anyway. A news anchor in Schenectady,
New York named Olivia jackw went into labor just before
her morning newscast yesterday, and she still anchored the.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Show This is Where.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh right, So her water broke at four fifteen AM,
and I I thought, and most of my knowledge comes
from watching TV shows, but I thought, once your water breaks,
it's all come out.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now your baby's in there, not in.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Water, and your baby will be next, so you should
probably get somewhere.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Huh. But she was on the air till about ninety
minutes later. Oh my gosh, good for her.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I mean, she should get Employee of the month
for sure. She said her contractions weren't that close together,
and she'd rather be at work than at the hospital.
We haven't seen an update yet, but we wish her
well and we're assuming everything's fine because this was yesterday morning.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, I mean I know that some people their water
can break and then they're still in labor for like
fifteen hours. Okay. Some people it's like it comes out
so fast, like you barely have time to even get
to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I guess you know your own body, because she
was like, I'm just gonna keep doing the news.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, you're like, wow, that's some work ethic, lady. Yeah,
I think I would probably just go home.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, I don't at the very least, I don't mind
going to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll go for any reason.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Really, the Jello Jay towers in the morning, Elison and
Chelsea I'll buy ourselves again because Jay.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Is still sick, but joined by Allan long Street. Hey, guys,
just gabbing with the girls today. Oh my god, that
was so fun. When you left to go be back
on TV. Chelsea and I talked about how we never
would have been able to talk that long. If Jay
was ever would have shut us up.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
He rails us all those times conversations.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
With you were just trying to chit chat. And he's
really on a schedule.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
He's got to do a thing and a thing and
another thing, and you guys just let it breathe.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, we did. We talked so much that you had
to leave and come back, that's true. Yeah, and I
did gladly. Yeah, you kid, what else am I going
to be doing? Steps right?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
If he's not here tomorrow, then maybe it'll just be
Alan Long Street in the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
How would you like that?
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Do double duty full time? I listen.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I love sitting down here and doing nothing. Yeah, all
those knobs and levels you guys got over there and
loving all the buttons and they're like a mad I haven't.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
When he comes back, though, are you both going to
let him know that I like, oh that.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You ran at all you did. He's gonna be like,
why is there a scent in this chair? What is that?
What is something smells? Yeah? Did you see that? He
brought in an air freshener just because? Okay I be
you well.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yes I did, and that's an important part of any
room and that has nothing to do with me and
Derek being when you guys are.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
We flat out asked him? We were like, was it
that bad? Is that because of Derek? And he said
it wasn't. Yeah, it's okay, it was.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I think it's trying to mask the mildew smelling, the
dumpiness of everything up. We need to clean in here.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, really you think I think it's? Yeah? Sure fine
clean in here. It doesn't look bad. Well, it's great.
How's the weather? It's no, it's not. It's very bad. Yeah,
the weather is terrible.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
I can't believe you guys have any shadowed at me
yet we're talking to I mean, fifties, rain, wind, smell.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
All holiday weekend too. Right, Well, no, actually I think
the weekend's better.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Look, I think the weekend looks better Saturday, Sunday, Monday
not like great, perfect pristine summer, but like sixties, so yay,
and rain chances.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Are going to kind of fade too. So we're okay, let's.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Take it, depending on what sixties it is. I mean
you can round that it's like sixty six and I'll
call it seventy.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Sure, well, yeah, we'll get there by Monday. We'll get
there by Monday, Saturday probably barely sixty. Yeah, yeah, you
can call it seventy by memorials. Okay, that's fine, that's
where and you should why not why sto up there?
Maybe eighty and actually eighties close to one hundred so
heat wave.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Wow. Wow, you really took the ball and ran with it.
Jay's not here, no rules.
Speaker 8 (13:28):
School back into town, school, get school back into ten on.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Hope We're gonna do right here is go back back
in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Is brought to you by rights idental. Excuse me, this
was a big day forty five years ago. I know
it's all about Mario Kart or Red Dawn Dead or
whatever kids are playing now. But in nineteen eighty the
original pac Man arcade video game was released in Japan.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It hit the US five months later.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I had a little pac Man game boy, Yeah, and
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I thought it was so much fun. We had an
arcade around the corner from where I lived. It was
called Disco Mama's and I was there every day with
my quarters playing pac Man.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Now, speaking of you mentioned Mario, I saw on the
Today Show yesterday that Craig Melvin, I believe, Savannah Guthrie
and maybe Al Roker were all broadcasting. Are doing the
Today Show from Epic Universe. Oh wow at Universal Yeah,
which has the Super Mario world.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And all of that. That's so cool that you and
Jay got to see. But that was when I was
in a health crisis. Yeah, you had to go back
to my room.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You would not have survived that day in the condition.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That you were as a very big land thirty three
years ago.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
In nineteen ninety two, Johnny Carson retired from the Tonight
Show after thirty years, and with the exception of a
David Letterman appearance, was never to be seen again.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I think that's weird. Yeah, why didn't you ever want
to be on TV ever? Again?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
He went away like was that intentional? I think so.
I think he was like, you guys had enough of me.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Twenty nine years ago, in nineteen ninety six, the first
Mission Impossible movie was released.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm sure I saw that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, So I with the new Mission Impossible that's going
to be coming up, I think I'm going to start
from the beginning and watch.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
All of them. I was wondering if I should.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I mean, I saw the first one, maybe two, I
don't know, but yeah, I was wondering if you need
to do that to watch the last one.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You probably don't. I would imagine it. Can It's something
to do though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
In twenty ten, Eminem's Not Afraid hit number one in
the US. Great song and eight years ago we remember
this well. In twenty seventeen, Ariana Grande's concert at the
Manchester Arena was bombed by an Islamic extremist. The explosion
killed twenty two people injured. Wow, don't I didn't remember
that part the twenty two people. I mean, I knew
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some people had died, injured underd and sixteen others and
traumatized thousand.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
That was just unbelievable. All Right, I'm going to the
Hollywood Minute. It is brought to you by David Femininio.
Get David, get paid. Jimmy Kimmel is a grandpa, so
during Tuesday night's monologue, he explained that he had missed
a taping of his show for only the second time
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ever because his daughter Katie had a baby girl.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
He must have other kids. I thought he had little
ones with his wife. He does have little.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Ones, but he's got at least one from a different relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay, the girl named her baby Patty. You don't hear
that very often, you don't.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Speaking of a show that I watch that I love
is Hacks on Max HBO with Jean Smart and I
don't remember the other act the actress to play ZeVA anyway,
she hosts a.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Late night talk show.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Oh and Jimmy Kimmel a confronts turn a parking lot.
And it's funny to see him like that because he's
all cut throat and he's like, I'm going to take
you down.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Don't come for my guests.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
How many seasons of Hacks are there? Three? Oh, that's
not a lot. Okay, it's a good show. I need
to catch up on that.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
The live action Lelo and Stitch movie is looking like
it's going to have a pretty massive debut this weekend,
and Disney is already thinking about sequels.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
What surprised me was Lelo and Stitch is one of
the top ten best selling franchises.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
What in all of history I think in Disney? Yeah history,
Maybe I don't even know which one's Lelo and which
one's Stitch. Lelo's the girl. Oh and then Stitch is
the dog. Monthy's fare.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Chris Brown was released from jail in Manchester yesterday after
being arrested last week. His bail was six point seven
million dollars and that's going to allow him to start
his world tour in Amsterdam on June eighth. What isn't
supposed to get out until June thirteenth when he had
a hearing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Just set your bail high. Oh, they really didn't want
you to get out.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Inside Edition host Deborah Norville has said goodbye after anchoring
the show for the last three decades. Her final episode
aired yesterday, and she closed the show saying, I'm literally
swimming in gratitude. You've told me that you'll miss our
daily visits. I'm going to miss them.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Too, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I thought, I say unfortunately just because I don't care
about that kind of stuff. But Warren watched it, and
I'm like, you'd being home during the day is weird.
It's really messing up your Like I see General Hospital
on sometimes Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I know, it's the weirdest shows. Though.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I know in the daytime you don't have a lot
of options. I'm like, but I feel like you could
try harder. Are you watching Deborah Norville say goodbye from
whatever show she's on a streamer on?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
And finally, the Buffalo Bills are going to be featured
on this season's edition of Hard Knocks on HBO that
is going to be premiering on August fifth.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
TV.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Tonight, we have transplant and Farmer Wants a Wife bubble.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's kind of a morbid bubble, but I found it interesting. Okay,
when you think about how, I mean how France executed
people with the guillotine, you think, oh, that was in
the eighteen hundreds, right, and everyone's got a vision of
the guillotine. It's like, you know you're in it and
then your head falls off. Okay, sorry, interesting in case
anyone wasn't clear and how that worked. But that's not
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so eighteen or seventeen hundreds. France didn't stop executing people
with the guillotine until September of nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
There is absolutely no way that it went that long.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, to put that another way, they were still executing
people by guillotine while we were watching the original Star
Wars movie theaters.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
That is, I suppose they were allowed to get away
with that. Yeah, well, you know, they're whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
They're doing their thing, and they may think how we
do it here is I don't know. Maybe they thought
that was quick and I don't know, but it's weird.
In nineteen seventy.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Seven, Listen, you could be judging us for all the
crazy nonsense that we do.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But that's pretty odd. It is just seems like there's
a better way.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
I've told you guys this before, and I've tried to
prove it to you yesterday, and I was real nervous
about sending you the picture because I just like, that's
so gross.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Really, though you were just sending it to me and her,
you shouldn't be nervous.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
That nobody in her now, not that i'd think like
I got this terrible picture from Jay. I was just
more like, I don't know, that's gross, but I wanted
to really prove it was. How many times since I've
known you guys have I said, I got to tell you,
I don't know what goes on.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
We're such a nice building. I don't know what guys
do in the men's room right at our building. It's
so horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Well, and it's the smell that you're usually talking about.
Let somebody die right, right.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
And there's nothing worse than you go in there for
a quick visit and no one's in there, but it
smells horrific and someone right, I see you washing your
hands and it's awful in here.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, So, because you want to be stuck in the
back from when they come in, so that you can
be like, what is this smell, so that they know
that it's not you walking.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
With them at the same time so you can go, oh,
what's that?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Right?
Speaker 7 (21:07):
So, yesterday I walked into the men's room and I
was like somebody was standing at this stall where you
stand and go to the bathroom. So that then there's
two rooms that you can go in, the little rooms
with the doors. I walked into the first room and
I looked at the toilet and I went, this is
the this is the nastiest thing I've ever seen. And
they're cleaned daily. And here's because we're not supposed to
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describe things like this, so I won't. I'll just say
this so you understand, like flushing the toilet wouldn't have
helped this situation. Would not flushing like it's not like,
oh somebody didn't fly.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It wasn't that, it wasn't in the bowl. That's right,
that's right.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
So I took the picture, and uh, you want to
read the text and I want to read it.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I can read it, Alison. I want both.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I want you both to brace for this, look at
it once, and delete it and let it serve as
a reminder that I don't embellish how awful of the
men's room at iHeart is.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
And there's the picture, and then of course Chelsea had
to go right for the kill and ask that question,
which we won't read.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh well, I just don't understand how it actually happened
the way.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That it did. Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Because I just can't wrap my brain around. First of all,
how someone left it like that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well, that means that somebody I don't know, I don't
think this is being descriptive. That means somebody wasn't necessarily
clean to start to start right, right, Yeah, that's exactly right,
because I could write, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Out of order, that's right.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Can I can I read a portion of your message? Yes,
I'm going to read a portion. I'm going to redact.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Some of Allison's message back in the group message, he said, OMG,
I just laughed so hard that had I still had staples,
they would have First.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That is clearly an.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Incredibly unhygienic person putting it nicely, and then she went
on to comment on the earlier comment I made, and.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I mean, we always try to debate who it could
possibly be, and I honestly cannot think of one person
in the building that I could pinpoint as doing something
like that, because everyone in the building seems clean.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Short of Paul Bunyan joining.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
The staff at right, it's not right because if we
ever do find out who that person is like, honestly,
that says something about you.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, and it means you don't have running water? Oh
you was it that I would?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
I guess college kids are all concerned about eating tuna
because because they're eating so much of it college, they
didn't realize about the high mercury. It says, college kids
all over the country are coming dangerously close to overdosing
on too much tuna. The University of California did a
small survey this summer and found most college kids don't
(24:14):
know that tuna is loaded with mercury because of pollution,
and they eat a ton of it. And too much
mercury in your diet can cause anxiety, mood changes, memory problems,
and depression in high mounts. It can mess with your vision,
you're hearing, your motor skills, your speech, and even kill you.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I just love the headline of this story. College kids
are overdosing dot dot on tuna. Yeah, but yeah, I
mean that's always something you can keep in your dorm room.
It doesn't need to be refrigerated, it's easily eat edible.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
It's like seventy nine cents, right, and also now it
comes in those packets.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, you don't have to pick out all the achy
parts of the tuna because it's all almost all good.
You know how when you used to have to open
the can, you'd have to grab a couple of things,
Like now you get those packets and it's all.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You can dump it right on your salad. It does
have to be scrutinized.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
My my mom had big tuna rules when we were kids.
She would never buy chunk light. Was never allowed to
be chunk light. Had to be solid, solid white alba core,
that's right. And it had to be in oil, not
in water, because the water was too fishy and made
it too fishy where the oil really sucked out all
when you drained it suck.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
And I are on the same page. That's right.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
And what's in mayo oil? Right, So it all worked
out right.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, solid white albacore and nothing else. And I'm really
weird about ordering tuna in restaurants. I know that if
I do in a place where I'm not familiar with
their tuna, there's a fifty percent chance I'm not going
to eat it right. And I know specific places that
have tuna that I like because I'm really weird about it.
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Listen, my favorite in the world. I love tuna on
toast and I also love a tuna melt. Yeah, but
if you put relish in tuna, which I never had
until I lived so I moved to Michigan.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I put I don't get it. It doesn't taste right
to me. Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That is something that me and my siblings still rail
on my dad for to this day. My mom used
to work like nights when we were younger, and so
he would be in charge of dinner, and he'd make
us tuna melts and he liked sweet relish right away
in his and.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
He made us eat it with that.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
We're like, you know, a four, seven and eight year
old and we're like, we don't want relish in the
r tuna mel And here's what and here's another one,
and he said, you're gonna have it.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
People that put celery in it don't like celery in
it either.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Now I'm Celery, I'm celery salt, I'm onions, I'm relish.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
But I've never had tuna.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Without I mean my whole life since I'm since I'm
a kid, I've never had without relish.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Yeah, I don't know what that.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Was when I first had that I'm like, something's wrong.
Send this back. Something's not right with this. It can't be.
It can't be eating this way.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
I read that there's mercury in tuna and it's just
not safe to eat it anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
What am I supposed to have for lunch? I've been
wandering tuna.
Speaker 8 (26:54):
For lunch every day since I was ten years old.
This has been the only decision of my life that
I can make every day with any degree of certainty
and feel good about it.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
And I was a tunaconnossaur.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
I could tell the difference between bumble beeing stark kissed. Now,
the lunch decision is the hardest decision of my day.
The other day I waited to ask me what I
was having. I said, whatever, Love, Larry Damon