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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, one hundred point three w n I C.
Jay Towers, Allison and Chelsea. It is Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Boy, that coffee's just hitting right today, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Isn't it? It's pretty good?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Pretty good. Welcome to the show. Welcome to Thursday. On
the show. Today, it's cross exam Day.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
So we'll go around the room and saice of about
ourselves that I'm sorry, it's not it's Crazy Lines Day.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's Crazy Lines day.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Right, God, it's a different game that starts with seed.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and are one of those things we do every week?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
All right, Yeah, so we'll play crazy Lines. We'll tell
you something about ourselves to make it's crazy. You're not
right in ahead box the news headlines no Pope, no
hope yet.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh no, that's last smoke. Oh that's gonna take a while.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's people outside the Vatican were very upset that they're
that they did not pick a pope.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
But but they just got I was gonna say, didn't they
just convene. Just you can't pick a pope in a day.
That's nuts.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, I think I'm I'm tempted to watch that Conclave
movie this weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, everybody keeps saying it's so boring.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh I bet it is boring, but it would be
interesting to see kind of like, I don't know, it's
based loosely off of what they do.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, people say it's boring. Wasn't nominated for all those awards.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm just telling you that people in our universe here like,
yeah I saw in the end, was that that's kind
of like okay, I mean yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Know every movie nominated for awards is boring or something
that we don't understand. Not that Amelia Perez, Well, I
was not boring. I had everything.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
What do foreign what do foreign nations say about us
that they love about us?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
What do people say they love it about America?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Not like we always say now we always say like,
oh we we love an accent from the UK or yeah,
so yeah, the things you're saying about us also, And
that's incredible. Today this this guy had squatters in this
place he was trying to sell, so he got kind
of back at them in a way.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's kind of funny. We'll tell you about squatters. What
do you do We hear about this all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
You own a property and then you're like, oh, we
want to sell the property. Let's drive down to the
you know, it's each house all to find out, like
people live there and they won't leave, and.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
They get away with it and they start getting mail there.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's all yeah, yeah, if you get mail and something
about thirty days. And then did you ever.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
See that movie Pacific Heights with Michael Keaton. No, it's
crazy and it's good. He worms his way into an
apartment and like just not someone's home, and he will
not leave.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Tell you what, I'm never going to run for office,
but if I did, I'd run on that platform.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like how is that allowed?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Like if you don't live there, you have to Goah,
no matter how much mail you get? Right?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
All that and more plus on the shots win one
thousand dollars sold that weekend tickets and more coubling when
I say.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Jake Towers in the morning on demand.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea Jonathan Lipniki.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
The Jerry McGuire kid says that his career is not
where he wants it to be, but he's not given up.
He said, if you're going to pursue this, you're doing
yourself a disservice not to dream Big.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Why did Jonathan Lipnicky say this now and not twenty
years ago?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't know when he was irrelevant?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
No, no, when he had that one job and then
never got another one.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah? Is he like, hey, that kid from the Goonies.
Look at him now? Didn't he win an Academy award?
He did data?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Seventy one year old Jackie Chan does all of his
own stunts.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
We've known this, and he says he'll never retire. He said,
when you've done it for sixty four years straight, there's
no physical preparation anymore. It's all just muscle memory. Jackie
Chan's and that new krat Kid.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, yes, yeah, that was good.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It did.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Marvel is refocusing on quality over quantity. Disney boss Bob
Iger says by consolidating a bit and having Marvel focus
much more on their films, we believe that it will
result in better quality.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
If you think Bob Iger remembers us, I.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Don't know, I just boer, did you?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Because you know you know where he was.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do you were at the thing too, at the Pirates
thing we did in Florida.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean remember he.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Was reopening up.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He was on the junket. He was like walking around.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
He wasn't because Michael Eisner was there too, so he
wasn't that position yet.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Three Dours singer Brad Arnold has stage four kidney cancer
that has spread to his lungs. The band had to
cancel their summer too Where, which included select dates opening
to or opening for Creed I should say. And finally,
some of the cardinals who have to choose who the
next Pope is going to be have been watching the

(04:20):
movie Conclave for tips because they've never experienced a Conclave before.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
What if they pick Ray Fines?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Awesome, so cool, He's an option? Darn it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
TV Tonight, Law and Order, SPU and Grey's Anatomy, That's.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Funny, Good Morning one, hundwo point three, w n I C,
Jay Towers, Allison and Chelsea Hope. Everybody is happy, healthy,
Ready for Thursday, and ready for Crazy Lines. We do
it every Thursday on our show, go around the room
and tell you something that makes us a little not
right in the head. Every Thursday on our show, we

(04:57):
go around the room and tell you something about ourselves
to make us a little crazy or not right now
in the head. We call it crazy lines and You're
always welcome to use the talkback button on the iHeartRadio app.
When you listen to us live every morning, you can
hit that button and leave us a message and we
get it like instantly in the studio, which is great.
So I'll start with crazy lines today. I've been using

(05:17):
chat ept for everything. It's my new best friend. Yeah,
in almost a creepy way at this point, not almost
so now. I said to it, like I said, I said,
you know how I do. I said, I'm leaving to
go to Houston. I had the con I'm going to
the Johnson Space Center.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
What do you think here? And it said you ready?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, chat ept says, since you're the kind of guy
that likes to shower a lot, how about two pairs
of underwear a day.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
That's eight pairs. Two pairs of socks a day. That's
eight pairs black T.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Shirts usually around three, so let's make that pac twelve.
One pair of jeans per day, so four pairs a
sleep T shirt and a pair of sweatpants. And then
it said, and in case you need it for church,
a pair of nice slacks.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Until until that last comment about the church, Yeah, I
was like, that is eerie.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
How well, chat GPT knows you.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, one little thing though, I don't think you're the
type of person that sleeps in the same pj's every night.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Are you just showered you could?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, absolutely, I actually pairs of sleep pants and two
sleep shirts.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
You couldn't.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And the sleep shirts are xxls because that's when I
was a little heavier. So I sleep in those and
then I wear a more fitted black T shirt during
the day.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Got it? This is really what forget about? Chatty? Are
you taking twenty four black T shirts?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I got a pretty big suitcase in their car. The
least crazy person on the show. How about you today?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
So this doesn't apply to all macaroni and cheese, like
not restaurant macaroni and cheese or Stofer's macaroni.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
And cheese, which I love.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
But if we have Kraft macaroni and cheese, which we
do on occasion, you know warn will make them. I
cannot eat it. If it's not spiral noodles. I don't
want anything to do with it.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't want SpongeBob noodles.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's fascinating. And he made about the elbows.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Nope, I only want to eat the spiral noodles and
if it's not, and he made macaroni and cheese and
he'll doctor it up. He'll put pimentos in there. And
he brought me some and I just went the noodles
feel loovy to me. They have to be spiral or
I don't want them.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
That is, I can tell you why you love spiral.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Pulsive way to describe it as a fact.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Spiral is known to hold the maximum bound of cheese,
sauce per.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Noodles, So it is subconscious.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, the elbows aren't going to give you
all that.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, they're not okay.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
So every time I go to the grocery store, I
buy bananas in hopes that I'm going to start eating them,
or at the very least, once they start going bad,
I'm gonna make like, I don't know, chocolate chip banana bread.
How many times do you think I've made that bread since?
You know, go into the store, zero row zero.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I am buying.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Bananas on like a weekly basis, and they all go
bad and they all go in the garbage.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Have you met.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yourself all this banana inten When did you think you
were going to start baking bread?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't know, do you have a bread machine. Now
you just bake it in the oven.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes, most people do. But I'm saying I thought, well,
maybe you have a bread machine. You're trying to use
the bread people. That was the thing for a while.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
You thought, I having bananas in the house kick off
this career, America's next hop baker.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You are not.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
No. Instead, I'm just eating the chocolate chips on their own.
The bananas are going bad. It's not being made.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
There's your crazy lines.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I want to under point three w I s shout
out to Minha mon Roe, who is the Queen of
Tube who stopped in yesterday to do a TV interview
with me, but pop down to the radio studio for
a little podcast that I will post. I just want
to clean it up, Okay, then I'll post it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
How did it go trying to get us into one
of her movies?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Good? Did it? I think we're good. Chelsea saw some
of it.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I mean I did. She was a great interview.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
She keeps calling Jay the Italian Stallion, and.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
No, I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I know. I think that that should be his role
in one of her movies. It could be the name
of the movie. He could be the lead.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's not often that I get to hang with the
clean of Tupie, but me and when Rosa look at you,
I'm so honored to be.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
In your presence, more honor and we have so much
in comment.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
He's a horror fan and he's so great as just
being an awesome person.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Chel, you can call me by the nickname you game.
That's how Dalli love the Italian.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
You win me over a minute character name.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
We'll talk I one thing at a time.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
We were having this conversation about she was Basically she
said something about there's only two ways out.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
When you're like when you're a drug dealer.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
When you're drugs only two there's either you're in jail
or you're dead.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Right, wasn't it that?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I was like, isn't there a third when you like
buy a house?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, And I don't know what it was I was.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
I don't know. I just finished binging the Sopranos from
beginning to end. I'm watching mob Land. There's some other things.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
She loves the Sopranos, highly influenced by it.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
I just did it in a week, from first to last.
But that's what that I hear that all the time.
There's two ways out. You go to jail or you
go to You.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Got through like eight seasons of the Sopranos in one week,
you know what I say.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I thought I impressed it.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I thought it was for hour episodes.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
There's only six seasons, but the sixth season has twenty
one episodes, so it might as well be two.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, but yeah, listen, what do I do now?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
I leave here, lay in bed, I watch TV.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're not watching. I mean, you're it's on, and then
you sleep through it.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Sometimes that's the thing. I'm not sleeping. I don't sleep.
I just I just I.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Don't have any movement.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Come on, now, you do have movement. You're up in
moving around for a few hours. I will not do
this with you, all right. The black smoke rose from
the Teen Chapel yesterday, signaling the cardinals have not yet
agreed on a pope. The process continues today in Vatican
City as Catholics worldwide to wait two hundred and sixty

(11:10):
seventh Pontiff, the two hundred and sixties seven the pontiff
in church history. Also, somebody, one of the cardinals said,
and I like that. He said this in some presser.
He said, they keep saying Catholics worldwide are waiting, and
they are, but they I feel like the pope is
kind of like kind for everybody.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, it's a world symbol.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, a world tide.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I'm not I was just going to say I don't
have a say in any of it, or but I
would not have been comfortable with them having a decision
by yesterday. No, like when a jury comes back really
quick on a major trial, it's like, no, you need
a few days to think about that.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, earlier said they said, people.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You know, I don't know what they call our revelers
at the revelers.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
They called revelers where that's New Year's Eve.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
People, right, I think you can use it in any revelers.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a Vatican.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
And we're disappointed that they didn't see the U was
the white smoke, And I'm like, they just started.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It just happened.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I think they just had what their last church service
was yesterday morning before they started getting into are.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
The blessings and bruns. It's time to be done already
for the day.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
We have to do those the bread things and the
wine and all that.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
The union you're talking about the community body of Christy
I remember.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
What did you say? The number was how many popes
have there been?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
And sixty seven sixty seven? This will be the two
hundred six.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
I wonder if one of the like the top runners,
is like, oh, please don't pick me, Please don't pick me.
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't know. I think you want to want to
I mean.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
I would, I would imagine that's the goal in life,
to be the pope. But there could be that one
person that's like, my parents made me do this.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You get a.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Popemobile, you do get a Yeah, I'm fascinated by when
you pass away, they seal off your place.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yes, right, you mean there's two hundred x amount of
sealed off.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
No, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I thought when they say they sealed it all off,
I'm like, right, there's two hundred and sixty six.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Sealed up departments. I mean that's a whole complex.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Why no, No, they seal it until the next pope
and then they'll go in and file them and build.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, I think there's a museum, but I uh, you know, library.
But yeah, anyway, point put us on the radio.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
People are sticking with us.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, there's based on a true story and then
there's loosely based on that, we're the loosely. The Federal
Reserve is leaving interest rates unchanged following its third straight meeting,
despite pressure from the President to cut rates. The FED
chair Jerome Powell says the economic outlooks remains too uncertain
to make a move, so obviously to dumb that down.
For people like me, I always how does this all work.

(13:48):
It's that your interest rates and right, your mortgage rates
and all that are kind of where they're staying. So yeah,
so there you go. They're not going to go up
at least. And one other story here, the Tigers pulled
off another gritty winning Denver, beating the Rockies eight to six.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
The Tigers are twenty one and thirteen, tied for second
best record in baseball.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's early are a year for sports.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I mean, the the Wings, Pistons, Tigers, Lions all pretty good.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, please tell me you guys have some good news.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
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Speaker 2 (14:25):
This is nice.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
A cop and organ stop traffic on the interstate to
save a family of ducks. On Monday, A driver who
had to stop and wait shared footage of it online.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Here's the driver talking about what he saw.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
This cop stopped to herd some ducks. I don't know
where he's gonna go with them. OSP just stop the
freeway to get these ducks off.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
There we go. He got them all off. A good job.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
So not to take away from him, no, because that
was amazing, and we need these people in the world
because the opposite there's a fair amount of those two.
That being said, that's the only thing that you do,
cop or no cop. You stop and move sure, no
matter what road you're on ninety four going eighty, you
stop and.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
You move the MoMA or babies across. The only thing
you do. What you don't do is plow them down.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
So I feel like at least ducks move a little fast.
It's these the Canadian geese. I mean they take their time.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, if they decide they're going to cross the road.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
They have a little bit of attitudeh my god, they're
so salty and hiss at you.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Did you see my video I put up with a goose?
Was it a goo? Yeah? It's a goose on on
top of Kroger. Oh yeah, you see that with the
Batman music. Yeah, that thing was like, It's like, when
do they ever get up on I never see them
on the shopping center roof.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I see them on the top of our buildings sometimes,
and I'm all, I think the same thing.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
I'm like, what are you doing? You're the lead man,
don't you wonder? Like what's going on through his eyes?
He like spots you in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah. Right, I thought he was.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Gonna they're big, they'll.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Swoop down and get you all right.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Joined by Fox Too meteorologist Alan Longstreet.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Alan, Good morning, morning guys. What's up. How's it going good?
It's great man. I'm working on that sexual harassment training
right now. Oh my god. I heard Dina said.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's got these modules four days of training, right.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't know how long it is.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Are you going to pass?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah? Well, these days you can't.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
You have to actually watch it.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
They make it so that you can't just click play
and then go to background.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, like Twitter, you got to have the screen up
and really listen to it and stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I hope that our company never does that.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
We do do it, we do that, we do in
the fall.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
No, you're starting play and letting it run in the.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
I mean, not that I would do that or no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Isn't it funny though?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
How you have them like we have the mentality of like, oh,
we'll just blow through that. None of us would sexually
harass anyone. Now, that's like our mentality. Why would we?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Even questions are ridiculous. Yeah, they're silly.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I mean it's that's something you don't have to listen
to it to get it right because it's so Yeah,
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
To Jane because that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Right, of course, it's four days of training.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't know. I think it took da four days
because she was doing it in chunks. Sure, yeah, it's
probably an hour.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Now, Jay, how many times are you going to need
to be reminded that you're like eight days overdue?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Always we're getting there. I'm in the last bunch. It's
due I think next week. Oh boy, So we're getting there.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
The problem the problem.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Is and then we'll go.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
The problem is no company makes it easy for you anymore.
It should just be like a portal that you put
your social Security number in and then do from anywhere,
but you got to do it on your work computer,
and they have to vpn N and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's a pain in the neck.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Why couldn't they just say, well, you promise not to
sexually harass people, and.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Then I say, yes, that's a good one, a waiver.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I promise not to sexually harass anybody, and I but
don't make me take the training. If I do, fire me.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
At their radio site.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, how we looking otherwise? Allison for President? We're good,
We're good, We're fuck.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
We get such colder today, sixty so I.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Mean seventy five. Yes day we don't get there.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
But Mother's Day weekend looks fantastic and all the while
like not much right, just something very very spotty, very
early today.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
School back into school to school, back into What we're
gonna do right here is go back.

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Speaker 2 (18:52):
My god or the Coca cola syrup.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
So he'd be like my patron saint of something that's right. Yeah,
and its accurate while barbecuing.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Wow, I should know more about this guy. I'm honestly
surprised that you don't. Well when he said his picture
in your living room?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yea, the name does sound familiar. I'm sixty six years ago.
In nineteen fifty nine, Little Caesar's Pizza was founded.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Right by Mike Gilloch.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, yeah, I was right, Yes it was. I got
the Domino's guy.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I thought it was a Roman pizza pizza. In nineteen
sixty three, Sean Connery stars in his first Bond movie,
Doctor No.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Your courage, Miss.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Strench S be a strange. I admire your luck. Mister
James Bond's good loves those movies.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I know he does.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
He does.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Does he have the box set? Did I buy him
the box set?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I tend to buy the box set.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Maybe you did, and that counts. So it's like that
that you thought about it.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
It's funny that.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Outside of the studio, I'm starting to think that works
in real life and it does not not but it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's being thoughtful. I thought of you. I almost did this.
He's a sexy James Bond. Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
He's considered to be the James Bond.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well he is.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And we love Roger Moore.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
But he was.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
In nineteen ninety three, the newly formed Backstreet Boys give
their very first public performance at Sea World in Orlando.
This is not that performance, but just so you remember
who The Backstreet Boys are.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
The greatest boy band song of all times.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
It's so good, It's so good. In nineteen ninety three,
that happened. That was also the year I graduated high school.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
WHOA how about that?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I was getting all cap and gown fits at this
time in nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
On this day, well fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
In twenty ten, Betty White became the oldest person to
ever host Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
What is your last name?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Ma'am?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Not Smith? They changed it at Ellis Island when I
was there two weeks ago on a Bengal cruise. She
was eighty eight years old. While hosting, I can't believe
I never saw that episode.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yes you have.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It was the biggest news story entertainment store. Of course
you did hear that back where you in two thousand.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yes you did.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
You weren't in your bubble in twenty ten. No, I wasn't.
Think we're still all right.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's uh huh uh there you go.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
There's your back in the day A one UNDERD twenty
three wnic dearborn Detroit. Now it is time for Hollywood
Minute with Chelsea. It's brought to you this time around
by the due Detroit Tigers game from Michigan Lottery.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
We were talking about James Bond and asap Rocky would
like to throw his name into the ring for being
the new James Bond. He said, I think they need,
you know, me for the new Black James Bond. Like,
why not?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Right now? I'm kind of in dad mode. You're gonna
have to give me a couple months.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
But he's totally open to that opportunity, and uh.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't know if he acts. That's what I was
going to say. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
If you're that's a real big step. You might want
to start with a to B movie.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Right bite your tongue. Those are just as big as
any other film.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I'm not saying they're not. I mean you would be.
It would be an honor for you but you got
to start something. Let's go to James Bond.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, you're right.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I was thinking, you know, twob might be an easier
in what is.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
That thing when they say you got to your what
your chops or something before you?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know that's saying.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yes something like that. Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I could see IGIs Elba being James and here he
was talked about. The Golden Globes announced that the ceremony
will introduce a Best Podcast category at the eighty third
Globes in twenty twenty six. This is going to mark
the first time podcast will be recognized during a major
film and TV.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Awards show, so annoying.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Eligibility requirements for those rankings and other details are going
to be announced in the coming weeks. But I mean,
I'm assuming it's what like the SmartLess podcast.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's annoying, and I know we have a podcast which
I would really like you to subscribe to and listen to.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Yes, it's good, and we do have a Jay Towers
in the Morning podcast, the Jay Towers in the Morning podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
And making a precinct on the iHeartRadio do all.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Of that, and it's good. That being said, I really
have a problem.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
There's too many people doing podcasts and it's really annoying.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Dax Shepherd, he's got a good one. He's got I know.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
But after that, the one, those two that I mentioned,
just know, it's all the rest.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Tom Brady says that his twenty twenty four roast was
a major parenting mistake because it hurt his kids.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, a little bit of what he has to say.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Okay, yeah, listen to what Hanna to say here. I
regret that my kids had to like. It was tough
on my kids, for sure. I love laughing at myself.
It felt like I was in the locker room and
the harder people go at me. I'll actually love it.
We got done, everybody was on cloud nine, and I
think that moment I'll never forget. When I talk to
my kids the next day and I was like, I

(23:57):
felt like, you know, a steak the heart. You know, understandably,
you know, we're mad, sad, protective of their mom, of
their dad, you know, of everybody. You know, they just
why do you what was a pointed out Yeah, I
can see it from a kid's perspective.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Sure, I remember somebody talking about the comedian who hosted
the Greek Glazer Niki Glazer talking about how they decided
the kids were off limits, but the kids were upset
because they didn't like they're seeing their dad and mom
getting back right.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, And finally, Smokey Robinson has responded to allegations of
sexual assault by four women, saying I'm appalled. I can't
speak about this right now. The anonymous women filed a
fifty million dollars civil lawsuit against him. On Tuesday TV
tonight we have Law and Order, SPU and Grey's Anatomy.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
All right, Chelse, thank you so much. Good morning from
one hundred point three wn. I see happy Thursday to you.
What do people from other countries love about Americans?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Will tell you.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Also Fox Soon News headlines that stalker of eminem is
in the news will explain.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
But first, Allison's bubbles coming up.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
I'm gonna give you a choice today, all right, What
does a mosquito have to do before it sucks your blood?
How old was the oldest cat in history? Or a
forest gum fact? And you can tell me when we
get there which one you want?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
All right?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I like what you're doing. Oh, by the way, just
so I remember, the saying is you've got to earn
your chops before you get the big gigs.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Thank you for looking that up.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Our iHeartRadio app is your key to everything about our show.
Not only can you catch everything we've talked about on
our show, I gotta tell you, well, we got to
do bubble, I'll tell you. But anyway, I did a
little report just on I was like, I was, I
was trying to look back at what were some of
the funny things that we did in the last two months,
and I was actually like quite blown away by like

(25:56):
how much fun we've had in the last two months,
and that there's so much to go back and listen to.
If you either are new to the show or you,
I don't know, haven't caught up on everything.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
It makes it totally understandable that it's the most listened
to morning show in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I love that, you know, I love that is true
so many listeners. Now I want to just I want
to see if I have this really quick, let me
just tell you this is why.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
This is why, this is, this is why.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh yeah, Jay Allison and Chelsea there was travel Adventures
at Cinema con Universal Orlando. Allison's health scare right, her
recovery updates Warren's hilarious struggles to manage at home. There
was the Great Jays Juniors, Massive Jersey Mike stonation and
all that that happened, plus the fun We had a

(26:42):
Junior Achievement Awards who talks about how we joked about
Comedian Darren Fleet and Dylan talked about ghosts at Fox too.
I think that's why you were out. Jay mistakenly accused
of shoplifting, Chelsea's quirky garage sale, Alison excitement over sheets

(27:02):
piece peak cop physeectomies, Oh my god, Jay going to
the Piston game, Ryan or MANI joining the show.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Discussion is about the real ID.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean it just I'm like thinking, like, wow, there's
so much has happened here in the last two months.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Just as the last two months this show has it all.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
It has it all.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
On the iHeart Radio app, just go for Jay Towers
in the Morning on demand and then make it a
preset and you can hear it every day, like Bonnie
Fisk does.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I also does.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I was on the app the other day and I
clicked the button that says auto download, So I don't
know why I had never done that before.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
But like your phone will automatically download. Yeah yeah, Warren's
on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Worry.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Yeah, Unfortunately we're number two. He's really on the yacht rock.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Thing right now. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, but then he
comes over for a bit.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I'm happy with slot one, two or three.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Okay, okay, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
With all those. I'm not picky. I'll take any of
the top three. All right, there you go. All right,
let's do bubble this morning on one hundred point three double.
When I see.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
As we await clouds today, I have sixty.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So it is the wheel of bubble today.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I can tell you what a mosquito needs to do
before it bites you.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I tell you that's the one I want.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Is that the one you want?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well? First restaurant eighty times and I don't know. Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
He gets what he wants always.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, it is his day every day.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
So it's kind of gross too.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
When a mosquito bites you, it needs to clear room
in its body for the blood, So appeas on you first.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Get out.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
You happy that you know that?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Now I am. I'm excited to know new information.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
So little mosquito pe and then you lose your blood?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Is there? You go, there's a bubble? One hundred point
three w and I say.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Fox two News headlines today a man who repeatedly stalked
Eminem has been found guilty. Matthew Hughes was convicted of
aggravated stalking and home invasion after breaking into Eminem's Clinton
Township home and returning again last year. George deliberated for
just thirty minutes, which pretty much says, yeah, you're guilty.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
This is slam dunk, yeah with housewife.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Sentencing is set for next month.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
It's concerning when people get so lost that they fixate
on other humans.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
One of my neighbors she sold something on Facebook marketplace
and the deal was fine, there were no issues. This
person who bought it from her has been harassing her
ever since, and I like, she's had to get the
police involved in stuff like that. And I don't know
if he's like obsessed with her or if he's just
you know, not right and just wants any form of communication.

(29:45):
But I'm like, that is so terrifying. Can you imagine
like having a stalker and never feeling safe in your life?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I did. I did at one point and it was creepy.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
He'd write me letters and pencil on notebook paper, and
he said in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
He saw how we were supposed to be together.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
And he actually came to the Fisher building and security
almost let him up because he said he.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Was my fiance.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Oh my god, and then my boss that I had
to go across the street and get a restraining order.
And then I learned he would get more information about me.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
So I was like, well, I'm not going to do that.
See that's the terrifying thing. Yeah, when you want to
do stuff like that, then yeah, typically they get more
info about you.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
He rode it in pencil.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I know, you could have erased things and rode in
things like I never want to stalk you or see
you again.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And then it returned to center.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Maybe you would have reversed it first engineered.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Could have. Luckily you're okay.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Ford is raising prices by up to two thousand dollars
on three popular models, the Mustang, mock E, Maverick and
Bronco Sport, all built in Mexico. The company says the
new tariffs could cost them as much as two point
five billion dollars a year. I loved the Mustang. I
now that I drive an suv and I'm going on
I think fifteen years almost, I don't think I could

(30:56):
ever drive a car again.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Yeah, when I had the Envoy and I was kind
of like, you know, every once in a while, I
think I think I care about the environment.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
So I was like, well, I won't, you know.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
And then I my uncle died and we got his suv,
and I was like, I don't think I'm ever gonna
drive anything but this right. I mean, who doesn't like
sitting awry? Yeah, just like kicking back right in all
this room. And I was like, I'm one person in
this giant car, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I think they even even with the rental cars, now
I will, I won't get a car.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's weird. It's and I see I see cars I
really like, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
There's something about the height I think, yeah, makes you
feel more like in control.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
He used to it.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, all right, Oh one other thing here, one other story.
I don't know. We talked about the pope never mind.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I was just gonna say black smoke rose from the
sistein Chapel Stay saying there's no, Pope, we'll talk more
about that after it.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Can I go back to the stocker for a second.
How'd you get rid of him?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
It was weird.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
I mean because he would call and he thought I
was saying things to him through the radio.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Hu and uh it was. It got scared.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
I mean when he started to actually come to the
building and I think he just moved on.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He just lost interest after a while. Yeah, which, and
then I didn't know how to feel about it. I
was like, so you're just over me?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Then you would have feelings about that. I don't know
if I know, because it freaked me out.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
It really did. I could see her being like, oh, okay, well,
it's a little weird that you're.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Only Alison could make a stoker feel as if they're
being disloyalty.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
What if I drove him away? It's like, you know what,
your little high maintenance. I don't care what you're saying
to me through the radio.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I've had enough. I'm moving on. Whoever, what do.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Foreign nations or people from other countries, what do they
say about Americans that they like, like, Oh.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's good that you clarify, because we know what they said.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Dum Can I tell you something really quick?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yes, Alice, that song?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, we in kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
We started every class with singing that count and country tissapy.
I'm pretty sure it was kindergarten, and my kindergarten teacher
had to get the note.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
So she would go lou my. So I thought the
song starting like that.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I mean I spent years going loo.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Great, before I realized that wasn't the first word. I
one wanted to correct you. No, it probably felt bad.
I'll let her do her thing.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
What's wrong with that girl?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
My favorite thing about Americans is how often football fields
is used as a unit of measurement.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
We do do that well, It's an easy visual, just
show a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I love how Americans say coffee. How else do you
say it?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Cough coffee cafe.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I love how Americans make a salad. The primary ingredient
is pasta, which salad like pasta salad?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Okay, all right, you know the little thing called pasta sound.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'm thinking of a salad with pasta in the center.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Like, I'm like, what, oh, there's nothing that grosses me
out more than pasta noodles with lettuce.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Think that they can go together this.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I love how Americans call their dogs things like Cooper, Tucker,
and Tanner. I have no idea what any of these
names mean. But the dog is very cute.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
What does that mean? I have no idea what those
they're names it mean?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Does it mean? By the way, this could be universal.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
We've moved away from calling them Fido, and we give
our animals people named.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
So much better.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, it's so much better. They're almost little people.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I love when Americans say I got you. I feel
I do feel genuinely reassured.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
We'll put this together. Like BuzzFeed, I'm not liking any
of these so far.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
A website scoured social media to find things that foreigners
like about Americans, and there are interesting random responses.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I got you as nice, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I got you's fine?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I love how Americans have these mysterious, unexplained food substances
called things like hot grits or sloppy Joe's.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Yeah, you have weird stuff too, like bangers and masks.
Yeah right, what even is that?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Sarah Douglas, the actress from Superman who was a great
friend of ours and was in our imagined trailer, this year,
always talks about the portion sizes here are so outrageous.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Shit, It's like it's a joke to people in the UK.
They're like those Americans and they're big portions.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It's funny anytime I've gone to like if you go
to the West Coast anywhere in California or you know,
the portion sizes are much much smaller, and I always think,
oh my gosh, I just want to get home and
go to our cony where we're just stuffing our faces
with so much.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
So if you have a hardy appetite in the UK,
do you get two of something? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
I mean it's not like you don't have fat people too,
maybe not as many as you do.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
I love how Americans pronounce duty like duty, do te
like duty.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
The d Yeah, well there's a Paul I don't. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Maybe that's country wide, but I know that the Midwest
specifically has a Someone wrote a lazy tea accent.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Someone wrote on Facebook that maybe it.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Was on your page or something about how you say
can'ton Canton Dolly Parton, and he said, like, I will
slap her.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah she doesn't say Dolly Parton.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, I do want to say, I go out of
my way to say Canton, and that sounds weird too,
Like because when I went to broadcast school, we had
to I know, it's not like this anymore, but we
had to like we had a class on how to
say W Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
We couldn't say W.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I have.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
The guy Randy I worked for back in the early
to mid two thousands. I used to be the voice
of Daimler Chrysler training videos nice.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
So when you it's a great gig.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
When you yeah, when you when you took your Diamler trice,
I'm like Chrysler Training online or what however it was.
I was the voice of the prompts yeah. And these
were constant arguments with him because he would want me
to say important, yeah, and I'm like, I know, that's
how it is, and it is. That's probably I probably
should be saying it is important. But if I actually
talked that way, it's important.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
I had a boss that said important and every time right,
because he was very you know, he's older, so he
was even more about enunciating.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
But it always sounded weird when he said important.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'm also hearing reporters saying Cardinals, Cardinals, Cardinals, cardinals from
around the country, and maybe that's right.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It is, but it.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Doesn't feel right.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
This says. I love when Americans say whooped, he whoop?

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Who's saying what American did you meet?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Woo?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Or like I'm trying to think, is that like a
phrase that someone uses in a TV show that maybe
they would watch?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
But no, do you mean whoop whoop? Was that from
our senio?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Maybe I love how Americans and move we's just end
phone calls without any further explanations.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's funny. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I don't either.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
No, And I love how Americans greet each other by
saying how you doing and not answering back.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
That is true. I mean how many times have has
someone said like, oh, hey, how are you?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
And then you just like continue on with your walk
because it's like you don't yeah, and I don't care.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, you say something, you acknowledge, how you doing? Hey,
how are you right?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I mean most of the time I do, but sometimes
I've just walked away. Or vice versa with the other person.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Is it vice versa or vice versa?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I think it's vice versa.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
We keep going back to England, although these could be
any but I'm watching I told you, I'm watching mob Land.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Which is so good.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
It is so good, but it is funny to it's
all in England, and it is funny how they talk. Yeah,
like I mean we could say, I mean just an
everyday conversation. They have words and the guse chips, phrases that. Yeah,
not even about that, just regular random stuff. You know.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
It's like, it is interesting how different our language is.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Say they say brilliant a lot too, Yeah, they do,
like Sarah says brilliant a lot. But but I also
have other friends over there that were write brilliant on everything,
and I'm like, here, brilliant means like you are really smart. Yeah,
Like when I think brilliant, I think like Albert Einstein.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
I think brilliant means they're awesome. But I'll tell you
I can't tell you what the word is. They use
a lot, but there is one word they use a lot,
and it is the most offensive, uh swear word.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't even want to say that. I don't think
they can't.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Even say that because we use the letter to say
the word, because we don't want to.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Make that word talk about they say it all the time.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's an adjective, it's a verb, it's all of it
all right time.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
But that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Some incredible stories from around the world and beyond.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
We'll start with this one today.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
A man in Chicago discovered alleged squatters in his property
and couldn't get them to leave, so he.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Moved in with them. Oh, isn't that a wild story?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Like that's something I'm sure the squatters didn't think was
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I wonder if they were annoyed that he was there,
or if they all ended up getting along.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, listen to this here.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
I said, I'm not moving on. And I said, at
the one point, they gotta leave, they gotta get tired
of ozmen in the property. And I called a couple
of friends stay overnight, and I knew they were not
gonna like that. We stand in the living room, we
were watching all the time the door.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
They stand in one of the bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
We wouldn't want to give them money.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
But we heard, you know, really bad stories about squatters
taking over properties.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, I just feel like if you're if you're pathetic
enough to squat, like not leave and you know it's
and find some loophole in the law. Me moving in
with you is not going to deter you. You're like,
all right, bring it. I still have a roof over
my head. You don't think I don't think so. The
mentality of the squatter, oh I wouldn't like it, but

(40:57):
I mean they aren't leaving your property, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
A woman in England sued her company after a co
worker took an online personality test for her that was
supposed to tell you which Star Wars character you were.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
The co worker.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Announced to everyone that she was Darth Vader. The woman quit,
sued and won forty dollars. Why why she was offended?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Why would you be offended by that?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Darth Vader's a bad guy.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
If someone's gonna get it in the quiz, he didn't
start out that way.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Things change when you kill young ling.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Oh my god, you and the young line.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
I can't believe that she was able to get forty
grand because of like public embarrassment, Like the results shouldn't
have been read out loud.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I bet, I bet she said she's got pain and suffering.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, emotional emotional distress, yeah, probably, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
A man in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
We talked about that there is a new TikTok trend
where kids are shoving sharp objects into different ports of
their school supplied chromebooks to get them to set on fire.
Here's a fire chief talking about what is clearly the
stupidest thing we've heard all week.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
It's more than just a trend, you know, it causes
a lot of disruption.

Speaker 10 (42:10):
It became clear that the damage was done intentionally, that
it wasn't a malfunctioning chromebook, but rather a student had
intentionally done things to it that caused it to smoke
and eventually melt.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
The batteries that are that are essentially catching on fire.
Once they burn there, they're producing this toxic smoke.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
These are things that would never fly when I was
a kid. Cross your mind.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
I mean I knew of parents that would take their
kids down to the police station to pretend threatened they
were going to have them booked in jail. Like the
mental and emotional and physical torture and warfare on.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Us really kept us in line. What is going on
birth in that?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Where did it go wrong?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
By the way, your kid doesn't get another chromebook when
they do that, but they're will but they will.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
The thirty nine year old woman in Florida got arrested
for domestic battery after getting into a heated fight with
her wife and then shoving nachos down her pants.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
You can't do that. That is I'm offended at the nachos. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
In a survey, sixty I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
In a survey, eighty two percent of people said they
they share a big lottery when with friends and family.
Thirty nine percent would be willing to donate an organ,
but only thirty nine percent to.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Friends and family.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, wow, Jill needed an organ? Did you give her one?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I wouldn't have a cho Yeah, she'd had to give
you one. Yeah, and you would demand it. Yeah, she doesn't.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
She has like eight people lined up for kidneys. I've
already got jibs on several things. Do you really some
people's liver? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Get you? What do you have stuff?

Speaker 8 (43:50):
On?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
People?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
They just love you, are afraid, they're terrified if they
say no.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Can you imagine fearing a woman so much that you
give her now, She's called div on my pancras. Detroit's
favorite game and longest running game is called Battle of
the Sexist.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's been on WNIC since WNIC started long before us.
We're just the keeper of the fame.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
So we continue to play, and we play it in
different ways.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
We evolve over time.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I take on Allison, though that'll never change, and we
play on behalf of you listeners.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Today we're playing on behalf of these two listeners.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yes, so Allison will play for Kristen going for win
number three, and Jay, you will play for Derek.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
For the longest time, we have been playing the Family
Feud Edition basically, which is you know, whoever gave closest
to the number one answer got the most amount of points.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
We've changed it up today, Chelsea, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
So this is I should have known that.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
So basically you're going to get just a standard question,
a multiple choice, and then a truer false.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Everything is just worth one point.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Oh oh I like that?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Okay, all right, all right, so you can only strive
here for a three?

Speaker 8 (44:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Alison? Can ostriches fly? No, they cannot.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
You're all right? Quite got a question like that?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Jay, what is Bruce Springsteen's nickname? The boss Esiculus ridiculous?
Some of them are really hard.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
And then others are super simple, like that Alison who
painted the mona Lisa?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Was it van Go Da Vinci? Yep? Good.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Jack didn't even need the multiple choice, Jay, what country
does the Chihuahua come from? Mexico, Italy or Canada?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Mexico?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yep, and you both are tied with two points, Alison.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
True false.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Rocky Balboa lived in Boston in the nineteen seventy six
film Rocky.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
No, he lived in Philadelphia. Correct. I like this kind
of tricked me with Rocky questions. You guessed yourself and
Jay true false.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Microsoft Windows logo is red, green, blue, and orange.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh my god, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
True false, yellow not orange. That's such a it was
a trick. It's a trick, Allison wins.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I didn't mind.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It all right. I like that game. I like that.
That was fun. You let us know if you approve.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Let us know of the talkback button on our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Tell us what you think of the new Battle of
the Sexes.