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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning from onehead a point three w and I
see with Jay, Allison and Chelsea welcome to Thursday, a
little closer to Friday and ready to go on a
nice kind of cool start to the day today, very
little humidity. Crazy lines is coming up to that every Thursday. Also,
I don't know if you, I don't know I Alison,
to hear this story about some of the meat that

(00:22):
they found at the airport.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I already heard it, and I just want to say
right now, I understand you're a different country and you
have different ways of doing things, but primate meat really yeah,
okay at our airport, not at our airport, but the meat,
but it came from Africa. I think it's I found
it here. Apparently when you take rodent meat and primate

(00:44):
meat mix it together, it's called bush meat.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Push me. Yeah, Jessica Duck did that story yesterday. Big deal.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
There's a nine one one call that came out of
Detroit that made it into feeling good in the d today.
We'll explain it's not like a choke thing or it's
it's kind of sweet again.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Should you use nine to one one this way?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, I don't want to spoil it because he's probably
gonna be that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's gonna be that.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Do you have an air frar? Also, I do you
love it?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I never use it?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh, Warren uses it? Do you have an air frayer?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I do?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Do you love it?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, I love it when he makes things in there,
but I just do things.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't put these things in the air frar. Okay, these
are the things to not put the air Force.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And by the way, if the fire department's nice enough
to come out and help, you, don't moon the fire department.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
And that's incredible. We have my god, yeah, no real story.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
We also today have Jasummer Adventures. Want to send you
to see the Tigers who won yesterday at America Park
Benson Boone tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, you better believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And we'll send you to the sun Fowerival Festival and
iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
All coming up Jake Towers in the morning on demand.
Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
The Archie Comics are headed to a movie theater. No
word if it's going to be an I made it
or live action. But if you always liked those, then
you're gonna see it. On the big screen. Those are
the comic books I read.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I never read the Archie. Yeah, I know what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, but I mean I think I don't know. Maybe
I'm wrong to say. Probably maybe more girls did.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
But I mean, while you guys were reading your superhero
comic books, that's what I read. Was that Ronica and Betty,
which one should Archie go with?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I was always partial to Veronica.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Surprisingly, Jennifer Lopez sings and performs in the new trailer
for her upcoming movie called it Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The film is the.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
First is it an autobiography? The film is the first
musical adaptation that Bill Condon has both written and directed
since dream Girls. Back in two thousand and six with Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
He won an.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oscar or two oscars, I should say for that movie.
This j Loo movie gonna be hitting theaters on October tenth.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Just kind of in this theme. Yeah, I just thought
it was funny. I love that song Alexander Hamilton from Hamilton.
I've never seen Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I love that song.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I was listening to it the other day because
the cast did a zoom call and they all performed it.
So I go to Warren I said, so did Aaron
Burr kill Alexander Hamilton? And he just looked at me
and he was like, I don't even understand.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
You don't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm like, listen, I only know who Aaron Burr is. Yeah.
He was literally horrified and walked away from me.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
He was like, you need to you need to ask
people like me those questions because I also would not
know that.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I was like, I know he shot him, but
you don't.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Home Improvement stars Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn, and Debbie Dunning
are going to be guest starring on Tim Allen's latest sitcom,
Shifting Gears. That episode airing on October first. Show that
show's still going A great question, last man standing? It
might be the one that you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
About Alison No, because that's with his daughter that moves
back in and was she one of the two broke
girls or something. I don't know, but anyway, I I
know the premise of the show. Oh you you are
right about that. It's on ABC. Okay, let's see.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Brandy and Monica introduced the cereal and Milk Latte at
Duncan just in time for their upcoming tour. The drink
mixes espresso with cereal milk and a marshmallow flavor.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Brandy Monica tour is a really big deal, Like people
are wild about that, and that's coming to Detroit, and
I feel like, I don't know, we might have to
make a stop of the Brandy Monicator.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
A Duncan employee isn't eating the cereal first to get
the milk right now, okay, because that's the only way
I know that you can get cereal milk.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You have to eat cereal first. And finally, on his
podcast on par with Maury Povich, he jokingly called out
his wife, Connie Chung for having a fling with Warren Batty,
and she was just kind of like, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Was she married at the time.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's one I want to know. She mentioned something to
him about like, well, what about all your flings and
he's like, no, no, no, I knew celebrities.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I didn't have flings with them.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
What a stable relationship when you can joke about your fling.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Side note, do I need to remind everybody who Mariy
Povich and Connie Chung's exterminator in New Jersey was?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Because I don't know my dad, Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
My gosh, it was the exterminator to Maori and Connie.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I just want everyone to know how many bombshells have
been drop.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Alrighty, that's a.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Big deal, and I don't know why. Ten years in
I find out.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
TV tonight pre season NFL football and celebrity family for you.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Your dad's wandering around wary Povich's house.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah, and he used to call my dad Eddie
the bug man. Oh my guys, from one out of
three w n I see Thursdays we do crazy lines.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
That is coming up.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Also, what's going on with this meat at the airport
that's been foun out? Thursdays on our show, we do
something called crazy lines. We go around the room and
tell you someth about ourselves that make us a little
crazy or not right in the head. It's fun, you know.

(05:59):
It's not more it makes us crazy or what drives
us crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's what makes us crazy. I'll start today. Did I
do this one before? I know?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I work well under pressure, I work better under pressure.
But when I tell people this, they want to drive
off the road. I spent last night packing my toilet
trees and my wires and chargers and computer gear for.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
My little weekend trip.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, I packed my clothes this morning, right before I left.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Does that make me crazy?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Why would you do? Why?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Just because I just do that last so the clothes
don't get all jammed like I just I feel like
I want my clothes to be fresh in my mind.
And the things I worry about most, the computer gear
and my toilet trees. Well, there's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
There's nothing to think about. You're taking thirteen black T shirts.
They all look the same.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
True, she's not wrong. I think that's nuts. Yeah, I
would think I would like to have everything packed and
by the door. Yeah, you're not packing anything this morning
that you had on yesterday.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So what we did have do? We had to do
laundry and stuff. So I mean I had to wait
for a couple of things to drive it.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah okay, but I mean those weren't all fourteen new
black T shirts. You know, how many do you have?
Like two thousand black T shirts from all the fourteenths
for every new trip?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
No, I trade them out?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Oh okay, tell all right, it's fourteen and fourteen out.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, there's a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
And then I took a sharpiet and put x Is
on my long sleep black T shirt.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
So I knew better, okay, because I get.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Wow, that's a lot of stuff going on there.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
You did not disappoint.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, what do you have, Alison? So you were getting
me the same one on our show.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
So we have a carport Warren parks in it, and
it's literally, let's say, six extra steps, like you get
out of the car port, six steps, you're at my
parking spot, six more steps in the building. So I
drive his car on occasion for whatever reason, and I
won't I won't pull it back in the carport.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
I pull it.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I pull it up front to the bill and he
was standing at the window and he's like, I don't
really care. He's like, but why don't you put it
back in the carport? And I'm like, extra steps. I
don't want to hit any of those wood posts. Oh
my god. I don't want the headache of the thirty
dollars a month carport that we paid for that I
would never use.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, was what do you care though, I mean, you
don't have to use I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I was like I and I told him, I said,
I'm probably never going to put it back where I
found it, and he was like, no, I know that,
but you're always talking about, you know, wanting to get
a little more exercise in and stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Those six steps.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Will add up. I don't know that they will.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh yeah, I feel I feel like it's like a.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Lot of work for nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, the four steps. The extra is not walking around
the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I appreciate that you tried that, Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, so I swear every single morning I have to
go to the bathroom when the sweet woman at Fox
two is cleaning the bathroom every single day, I think
she comes around eight thirty, and that is always the
time that I have to is that her name? Okay, Yes,
she's wonderful, but I feel terrible that she just cleaned

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the bathroom and that it hasn't had a moment to
sit and just be nice. So at my own detriment,
I will wait and wait and wait as long as
I possibly can so that that bathroom can just stay
clean because I feel bad.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I don't want her to think.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Literally, every day, this second that I'm done cleaning it,
you have to go in and wreck it.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I do understand.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
We go through that at home.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm like, can you just let that garbage bag that
I just put in that way for a minute there,
for one second before you throw something in it.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh, I'm opposite.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Let me tell you something we all know.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
When I walk in that bathroom and I still see
cleanser in the toilet, that's like breaking the seal on
a brand new pack of gum opening up a new
box of Tristics. It's like, I do one courtesy flush
to make sure I don't get any splash back from
the disinfect.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
And then I enjoy the time. Enjoy the time, enjoy
the time.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
The thing I hate when people say that, by the way,
that can I wait, can that be a crazy one?
He's really one extra when you tell somebody, oh, yeah,
I gotta go to Streetfort this.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Week, and I, oh, really enjoy the time off.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Okay, thanks, it's a fourth job, but okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
A couple of Fox to News headlines today. This story
that Jessica Dubnack at Fox two last night did about
them what's it called bush meat?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Bush meat that they found a Detroit Metro airport somebody
bringing in is so like, I get that there are
things people do differently in other places. I get it.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
This is bad, though, Yeah, what do they call what
isn't there something was that? Wasn't that a big thing?
When in Wuhan, wasn't the wet markets member of the
I mean that is it is a real thing.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Here we play a little bit of it.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, we need some context here, right, Rupe and Amy.
So this is crazy customs of border protection. They seize
back to back bush meat smugglers here at dtw do
the first one it was eleven pounds of rodent meat
in someone's luggage, and a couple of days later they
found fifty two pounds of monkey meat snocked away. We

(11:09):
of course, we had to ask passengers what they thought,
Oh my god, oh that's.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Gross faces say it all.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I bet there's two things going on. I first, I
want to have a long conversation with you about what
you consider a delicacy. But also who what's the who's
the audience in this country that's going to be interested
in your smuggled meat? Are they bringing it back for family?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I mean that has to be it. Yeah, why do
you bring it back?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
And by the way, like because you're not allowed to
do that, clearly it's a news story.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
But I mean, do you think security is not going
to pick that up.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I know.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I also want to know if those people, like do
you get fined or is there a charge for that?
Or do you just throw it out? Like what is
the punishment for bringing that in?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I hope sort of.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I hope it's so sort of a stiff punishment behind it.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And I don't know that you go to prison. I
can't bring a straw hat from the Bahamas in here, right.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Right, I had to sacrifice a moisturizer.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Right, it's not a delicacy to these passengers. Now, Customs
and Border Protection says that they find all kinds of things.
They found some live snails recently, animal skulls, and in
most cases it's not malicious. It's a misunderstanding reporting live
in Romulus. Jessica dup maack fox tooth.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
No, it's a little malicious because you know, like like
here's the thing, like if you if you if your
mom makes you lasagnie at Christmas time and I want
to take that home and you can't bring like it through,
you might put it in.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
You might like put saran wrap oil and you might
put it in your suitcase and wrap it really good.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
So we've done stuff like.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
That, or maybe there's a food or something in another
state that you just can't get in Michigan's. Oh, I
want to bring these cinnamon or rolls home from California. Like,
I get that, But I think it's the nature of
what this is that it has us going good.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It is.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
But also I think the reason that you can't do
any of those things unless you said you can is
you can put a ship in Lasagna.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
It happened on Law and Order SVU.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, if it's in your checked bag, okay, I mean
I think I have to go through the layers of
the noodles and make sure there's nothing in there.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I don't think what's the ship for going through the airport.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because the two prisoners used it to bust out the
cement wall in their cell and they got out. Oh
the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, that's Alcatraz stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
It is. But you know that's ripped from the headlines.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Ripped from the headline.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Speaking of a couple other headlines here this morning, the
Federal Trade Commission is suing La Fitness, accusing the chain
of making it too hard to cancel memberships. The government
wants the company to stop the practices and refund customers
that is a thing when people like, you know, when
you want to cancel something because you're leaving town or whatever.
But the thing that hit my credit report I'll always
remember my entire life was I when I was doing

(13:52):
afternoons in Atlantic City and I was nineteen years old,
I just started a gym membership. I was like, I'm
going to start working out of this gym. And then
they sold the station and I moved the Grand Rapids
and I could not get out of that gym membership.
It was on my credit report for like five years.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
That is the worst. Yeah, my Bally's lifetime membership presidential membership.
I just remember the contract was huge, like so many
pieces of paper in this contract. But anyway, I went
every day, so I was the opposite. I did sign
my life away for Bally's. And when they were absorbed
by another gym, Yeah, the other gym was like, yeah,

(14:27):
we don't have to honor that, and I'm like, I'm
pretty sure you do. It's lifetime presidential. Yeah that's so shady.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I was like, by the way, I'm standing in your
empty gym right now, you can't fit me in. Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Another I saw that, Hello Fresh, do you guys. Ever,
have you ever gotten those? No, but it looks fun,
says yeah. So HelloFresh was just ordered to pay seven
point five million dollars because its subscription service was too
hard to cancel. Wow, wow, I've had I have had
that service before, and I felt the same way, like,
oh my god, this is never ending.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I used to a shout out to Play of Fitness
and my friend Brian Planet Fitness cancel any time. I
say it every day, cancel any time, which is true.
By the way, I have a lunch schedule with Brian
a Planet Fitness on September.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Second.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Of course I do.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I let you know I just booked that yesterday. Here
you go. Oh the lottery too. We did not win
last night.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
No, And I'm so glad though, because Warren texts me
to get tickets and I was already in my parking
spot in front of our building and I was like,
sorry about that, yeah, and he like he sweated it
a couple of times after I was home, He's like,
you're not running back out. I'm like, I don't want to.
I don't want to put the horse in front of
the cart because we like to pretend we might win
when we buy the tickets. Yeah, we're probably not gonna win.

(15:41):
So he didn't lose any money by me not getting them.
Here's this too, he has les, he can go out
and get them. Yeah, there's that, he was, So why
don't you chext your sister and see if she's leaving?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh my god, how lazy is he?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
If he wants them so bad go out and get them?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
And this lazy I.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Just think it's adorable. He thinks that's the only way
we're going to make it because we're probably not really
going to win it.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
But I'm starting to feel like this is becoming a
throuble because I'm hearing a lot about Warren through, like
in Chelsea's opinions. Now I'm wondering how much you guys
sharing every day when I'm not in here a lot,
And because because I'm starting to feel like now she's
like on your shoulder, as this voice, well she's and
guys don't like other girls to have a voice on
their shoulders.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Whose shoulder is she not on? I mean, that's kind
of what she does.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
But lately I feel like she's almost like empowering you
to be more ruthless.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It's not supposed to go that way. There will be
no books written about you.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I will go you have legs, You have legs.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh boy, does Chelsea want me to be single too?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, misery loves company.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
We can be on the town together on No, we won't.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Powerball went up to seven hundred million and the next
drawing will be Saturday time for feeling good in the
d on one hundred point three w and I see
will feel good story for you today.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
This is this is again. You don't want to call
nine one one a non emergency.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I got teacher kids at But a four year old
kid near Detroit called nine one one last weekend to
tell them how much he loved soccer and swimming. Cops
did a welfare check and found out his brother's birthday
was Sunday and came back with gifts. They bought him
a soccer net for the backyard and uh some nice
things there. So aw okay, but yeah, I mean, four
year old, just you gotta be taught not to call

(17:39):
nine one one. The good thing is the police.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I like that they did a welfare check anyway, because
they don't know and I just, uh, You're like, do
you not have anyone else to talk to. It's kind
of sadow, right, But I mean, you are you are
supposed to teach your little ones to call nine one one,
so I guess you shouldn't be surprised when they do
just I mean, but you also teach them to call
nine one one if an emergency response high.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
My friend who I worked he for many years, her daughter,
I think called nine one one. There's two instances. One
was called nine one on one where she took a
shoe from a store and she's and her excuse was
my finger called nine one one, not me, And I
think the other one was my hand took the shoe. Now,
my god, that's so funny. It's such a kid like response.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
For my handed.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, my finger did it right.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Joined by Fox to meteorologist Alan long Street. Alan, good
morning to you.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Hey you guys, Hello morning.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Let me tell you something great. I know what you look.
I got a little blue in there too. Did you
call each other? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, we did, right, It was all MATCHI nope?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
And where are we Matchie Gray?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Well, you're so color.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Black sea green. I told you a thousand times. This
is a bit. No, we are so obviously not. Yeah,
what a.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Do that one day. Let's call each other and Matt.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I would love to.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Okay, yeah, I can't do green though, greensreen. Do you know, Jay,
what color my shirt is?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
White?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
My gosh, known as pink?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Never, no, wow, that's pink.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
For the camera.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, that water bottle is pink.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You're wearing off white.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
So it's just like a dirty shirt you see.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Yeah, just like sweat stains on it.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's just Okay, that's so great.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Let me tell you something. I was telling the ladies
that I'm you know, I'm playing. I'm gonna be in
Shreveport this week. Shreeport, Louisiana. It's like ninety seven degrees
every second of the.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Day there, for sure, eight million humidity levels whatever.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
That.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's not even Louisiana like near the wall. It's like
the northern part of Louisiana where it's just hot. Right,
there's anybody of water nearby, maybe a couple of swamps.
You can see some gators. Oh they have those there, right,
don't they. Yeah, to when I was down there at
the Hilton Convention Center, right, Yeah for sure, yeah, yeah,

(20:20):
for sure, be very careful. I'll be on the lookout
for that. All right, how are we looking here? For
the rest of today and going into the weekends? May
we are anything but muggy. It's been nice, nice change
of pace. We keep that going.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
Clouds slowly break today, more sun Friday, storm Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
The next week low seventies.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Will we see nineties again?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Because I mean, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Not in August and then September dew we sometimes last
six years we have in the previous four years we have,
so flip a coin, but I would be leaning toward
nor do you.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Think do you think we can break the internet with
asking people if that shirt's great?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
They're all gonna do.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yes, we need to take a picture.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Because the fact that you thought that they were matching
I was so confusing.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
You guys are match match what's happened?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I mean we're in the blue family together.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Now really both have tops and bottoms on. Yeah, so
in that sense we are matching.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Okay, smile. Here we go.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
School back into town, school to turn to school back
into ten.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hope we're gonna do right here is go back.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Back in the day on one hundred point three wn
I see is brought to you today by bright Side Dental.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
One hundred and fourteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
In nineteen eleven, the Mona Lisa was stolen from the
Louver in.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Paris by an employee. Was recovered two years later.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh my gosh, right, that's was stolen by an employee.
You mentioned that?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, By the way, what year was the
Mona Lisa painted?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Do we know? That's a good question, That is a
good question.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I bet it was really old in nineteen eleven, right,
maybe in the seventeen hundreds, and.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Haven't they done all this while fifty three?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It is that? Yeah, I didn't know that either.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Wow, there's gotta be like lead and glass and all right.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, I mean what did that employee think they were
gonna do?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
And what was it?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
And two years later, I mean, was it in good
condition for that year?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You're like, how, like what kind of damage was done
to it?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Did they get the guillotine until the seventies? France was
still doing that?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Oh till the seventies. Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's a bubble.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
In nineteen fifty nine, Hawaii became the fiftieth US state,
which is interesting that it was not a US state
before nineteen fifty nine. In nineteen sixty one, Motown released
what would be the first number one hit, please wait
a minute, please, mister Postman, Oh yeah, marvels uh huh
and thirty eight years ago, in nineteen eighty seven, Dirty
Dancing was released, starring Jennifer Gray and Patrick Swayze.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
And you know that famous line.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Nobody puts in the corner, Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
You know?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
There there's a sequel, like a real one, not Dirty
Dancing Nights in Havana.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
I thought it was Havannah.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
No, but there's a with Jennifer Gray, a legit sequel,
and it was supposed to come out April twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
It keeps getting pushed.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
There's the last time I checked, which was like a
month ago. There's something about shooting, but I don't know
how often are you checking back in on Dirty Dance? Kidding? Well,
you know, we play like the Wind a lot, and
I like to give a.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Lot of music info for the Saturday Extravagance. Sure, it's
a full service show where I keep you in the
No the Alison experience.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You said tell me that it was you break, she
breaks the wind, or she breaks with something no, it's not.
She's like the wind upset. There you go one at
a point three w and I see dearborn Detroit. It's
time for a Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. Hollywood Minute is
brought to you this time around by David Feminindio Get David.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Get paid.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
William Shatner's new book is going to include testimonials from
fans about what him and his work have meant to them,
and some lucky fans will even be interviewed by William
himself for the book.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I know. I saw this come up and said he
was looking for fans to contribute, and I tried to
find that site because I wanted to say, like, oh,
I've interviewed you like fifty times.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Guys, and is not. I was gonna say. You have
to love his tenacity. Yeah, He's like, I'm not going
to lay down, and I'm like, really, I laid down
for four hours.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yes for Paris. Hilton's new animated kids show, Paris and Pup's,
debuts on YouTube on September twenty third. She says it's
all about love, friendship, chasing your dreams, and living your
best life. Now, by the way, I don't know if
you guys follow Paris on Instagram, but I do. She
just posted like a photo dump in Traverse City. I

(24:39):
believe her husband's family is from here. Oh wow. And
it was just kind of cool, like seeing her like
on the lake and you know, at an ice cream
shop that we could go to.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
And there's a clock in Trevor's City that says martinec oh.
I know that people send me pictures all the time
when they're there.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's really funny Hilton get a picture in front of that.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I don't believe she We don't have to do now,
but can we talk about why you follow Pear Silton
on Instagram at some point?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Not really sure why?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Okay, yeah, something to I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Dolly Parton now has her own flavor of Coca cola. Allison,
you might need to try this. It is called fortieth
Pop Fizz and it is to celebrate the fortieth anniversary
of Dollywood, which turns forty next year. It is said
to have a creamy cherry taste. I will try it.
I mean, I'm straight coke. I don't like all the vanilla.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You don't like a cherry coke?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Though?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I don't. Every once in a while, at you yarn
does really Yeah. Yesterday it was announced that the cast
of Dawson's Creek is teaming up with the nonprofit f
Cancer for a one night only charity event in New
York City on September twenty second. There. Yes, they are
going to perform a live reading of the show's pilot episode.

(25:52):
James Vanderbeek, Michelle Williams, Katie Holmes, Joshua Jackson, Busy Phillips
and more all going to be at this event.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Is huge, that you're real?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Oh yeah, this charity is very near and dear to
the cast her after James revealed back in November that
he was diagnosed with colorectal cancer, I do think.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
That we should.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
We wanted to go to New York. I know this
all right, I'll think about I'll let's go. I know
it comes up a lot. But James Vanderbeek also a
killer on Criminal Minds.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh yeah, Criminal Minds like the love Boat of Today
for her me for real?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, I mean it?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
But is it?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I mean? Will you get all kinds of guest stars?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh yeah, everyone, everyone's been on it.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
And finally, Netflix announced the premier date for season five
of Emily in Paris, Alison, make sure you tell why
he watches December eighteenth on Netflix. It'll have ten episodes,
so something I'll look forward to you right before the holidays.
TV Today we have pre season NFL football and celebrity
family Feud.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Thank you, Chelsea.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Good morning from one hundred point three w and I
see things to never put in the air fryer. They're
good to a little helpful hints to know. We also
want to get you hooked up with some tickets this morning. Yes,
we can send you to the Tigers game for jay
summer Adventures with the Braves.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
But first, Allison's Bubble is next.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Tackle Bell's origin story. I think you'll be fascinating.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm in in the bubble today.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Why don't you go to Tackle Bell today and order
a hot dog?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
See what happens?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, nothing will happen, you know, I would hope not.
But when Tackle Bell started, it was originally a hot
dog stand called Bell's Drive In What a transformation? How
wow do you go from hot dogs to then be
like you know what, No, We're going to do tacos
and nachos.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
And sounds like something I'm gonna have to google.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
It was just called Bell's drive in and they sold
hot dogs. It reminds me of we have a place
in Ipsey called Bills and it's a little yellow building
and that's it.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Hot dogs, root beer, I think chips, that's what they do.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
There are places in ann Arbor and Ipsilani that come
up all the time and these these food blogging shows
that I'm like, God, I always want to ask you about.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I'm like, do you know you're like world round for this?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah. Even We've got these little places that have just
been there forever and at any time you can see
a line around. I mean it's this little yellow building.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Oh we got to go there too. Yeah, I think
we got to. You know what, we need to have
a meeting.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
We do, let's have a conference meeting, fresh stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
And let's say let's let's let's map out all the
things we're going to do. We're so driven by but.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
That's I mean, yeah, that's our only motivation.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Couple Fox two news headlines this morning.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
A man set check in area on fire at Milan's airport,
forcing a partial evacuation of Terminal one. Crews quickly put
out the flames. No one was hurt. One person was arrested.
What what is going on? It doesn't long, but still
I mean, no, you know, it's one thing to go
in and be like, listen, I want to move my
seat and I have a real problem with you people.

(29:07):
But it's something else to like light the check in
area on fire.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Listen. I spent my last trip in Las Vegas at
the check in desk every morning. It's just, you know,
you don't set fires. You just asked to speak to
the manager and then if necessary, their boss.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
You and you're like, you were getting to a point
where it was like torturing the woman at the front desk. Well,
not on accident that was.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
It's not torturing, it's just when you when you ask.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Psychological warfare for that woman. No.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
By the third day, I was like, whoever dude was
standing at the desk.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I was like, can you go get Carolyn.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I'm here for a morning meeting.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
She's expecting me.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
And she'd come out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
She would be like, hey, let's go over this again.
See here's here's you still don't have it down.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Here's where I'd go wrong.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Any any job where they said to me like like
you always hear at the airport, the checking counter is
one thing, but the gate agent can do anything. Is
that your last line of defense? Even the gate agents
conduced I think more than they can at the checking counter.
Like the gate agents can be like, you know what,
there's five minutes, I'm gonna put you on this flight,
walk down to this gate and just go like they

(30:19):
can do that. If I had that power and ran
into a Allison, you would have your way with me
in two minutes. For you, in two minutes, I'd be like,
I'm just going to take this off your bill and
I'll worry about it later with my manager.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Like that would be my answer to everything.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
If you can sense the person who's going to be
a problem.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Always always, But the thing is you'd never have to
just got my way right right?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
What can I do to make you walk away from
you faster?

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's like when I overtip mean people. And it's the
stupidest thing when I overtip somebody that's been mean because
I only they think I'm going to cheap out right,
and I don't even stay around to see the reaction.
I just get the satisfaction of knowing like you treated
me like crap. Because this is four dollars and you
thought you were going to get a eastcent tip and
I left you at ten and I leave feeling like
I got you.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah, So it's gonna go one of two ways. Either
you're a sucker and they, you know, didn't give one
crap because they felt entitled to that good tip, or
they do feel like a jerk.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Maybe I am a sucker. So how about that?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Pizza Hut has launched a new five dollars crafted flat.
It's a thinner, crispier version of their pan pizza and
it comes in flavors like chicken bake, bacon, ranch, Nashville
Hot Chicken, which I love, and pepperoni, but only for
a limited time.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I always forget about Pizza Hut.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I do too, and then when I remember it, I
love it. I know like I love it. It's such
a nostalgic tation in our childhood, like Pizza Hut was
a once in a while thing.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
And that was before there were all kinds of pizza
places like Pizza Hut and there was like three places
you went to.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I also like that there's actually something on a menu
that you can get for five dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Right, how about this a British Airways passenger flying from
London to San Diego spat wine at a family and
then threw up a mid flight. She passed out for
eleven hours was arrested when like, that's the worst. You
did something stupid, Why you're drunk, and eleven hours later
woke up to be arrested.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, you were really drunk if you were passed out
for eleven hours.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
And finally, today passengers are suing Delta and United another
plane story for charging extra for so called window seats
that don't actually have windows, just blank walls. The lawsuits
are seeking millions of dollars in damages.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We've all been in one of those seats before. I
don't know if it's the emergency aisle sometimes, but like
there's always one seat and one area of the plane
where you're like darn it, Like there's no spot for.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
A window here.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
There's some window seats on some planes that have two
engines in the back, like by the tail, and those
engines cover the windows. So you have a window, but
you have mostly engine rob against your window.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
And that's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
When that happens, you don't have anything to look out,
But you can't charge someone no for a window. If
there's not one there, I wouldn't think.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
What are some things you should never cook in the
air fire? We got an air fyer. We don't use
it a whole lot.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Because we haven't eaten a lot of stuff that you
put in the air fier.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I was like, I want an air fryer for the
purpose of jlapeno poppers, French fries.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Right, and then we just end up not using it.
I think pizza and bacon. It's really really good to
reheat pizza and French fries. You can actually bring the
fries back to life if you took them home from
a restaurant. Yeah, every time Warren sees me reheating pizza
in the microwave, he always brings it up, and he's
not wrong. The air fryer is the best way. It's
sometimes it takes longer, right, Yeah, but it's like a thing.

(33:26):
I gotta pull it out and I gotta take a
paper towel and wipe out whatever was cooked in it last,
And I'm like, eh, like work. I do feel like
anytime I have reheated pizza in the air fryer, the
outside is always perfect, but the inside's cold and then
so I have to throw it in the microwave real fast. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
These are the things that you should not put in
the air fryer. They say, don't put toast in the
air fryer.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Why would you.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
It leaves bread dry and crumbly. Instead, they suggest using
a toaster.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
That's what it's for. Yeah, no one should have had
to tell you told that.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, these are real obvious to me, Like, these are
things I never would even think that soup anything liquid
is not good to put in the air fryer, and
we'll have a really messy clean up. You'll create an
electrical hazard too.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Who's putting soup in wine?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
And you're obviously putting the bowl in there too, because
my air fryer's.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Full of holes. Yeah, right, right, because it's air fryer.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Pasta, You can't really cook dried pasta without water. And again,
the liquid doesn't do great in there. I wonder if
you had a piece of lasagna, could you put that
in there? But even that, that's going to drip through
those holes and all, isn't.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
It if you put it on tinfoil? Tinfoil or sometimes
your air fryer might come with like a little a
little plate, Oh go in there.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, but isn't the point isn't the point of if
you start covering up the holes with tinfoil? Doesn't it
not air fry Wells' supposed to? Isn't the airs a
surround like that? But I would think a chicken cord
on blue would be perfect in an air fryer.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I think you'd be right. Well, but if you're putting
tinfoil on the bottom to place Brussels sprout from the top,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Well, how can you get how can you tell us
if you don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
I'm just saying a lot of people use tinfoil, so
obviously it's not just from the bottom.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Loose leafy greens not good for the air fryer.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
You know what. These people that you're talking to don't
get to have an air fryer.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, just return it because you're not doing it right.
Heavy greens in your air fryer.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You remember the snack Master, the snack Man.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
No, it was my favorite infomercial and that lady was
her name Kathy.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Look at this s lady. Her name is Kathy.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Kathy had the snack Master and it used to actually
infuriate my mother that I watched this because my mother
was a mother that like cooked meals and like didn't
like want junk. And but this lady, she's like, I
know your kids are coming home from school and they're
dying for a.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Piece of cake. Yeah, we are. She would take batter.
You put the batter from the cake and put it
in the two wells. Those deep wells, so good, and you.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Close the snack Master, and five minutes later you'd have
a triangle of cake that she'd put a dusty.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Little powdered sugar on, or some Duncan Hines frosting.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Okay, that's great, but now you've made cake. What else
can you do with this, Kathy?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
If you make omelets in the snack Master?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Oh okay, so anything that can go in a hot cup,
anything in the olets cake soup.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
So you clearly weren't allowed to have this as a kid.
And how many things you made things all the time
in there, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Just like out of spite that was like your easy
bake oven. You got yourself like a boy version of
the easy bake oven.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
That's kind of what it was.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, you can make pizza pockets, French toast.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh, I can't do it. S. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
The latest thing Kathy's done is the dump pan. Remember
the dump pan. Everybody's doing a dumpan.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Allison definitely know the dump I purchased the set of
dump pants based on that infomercial and they showed up
in warns like you cook nothing in this house. How
much money is Kathy making? I don't know, but all
I could not stop watching that information. I'm like infomercial.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I was like, wait, you put a box of dry
pasta in something, open a jar and throw a brick
of cheese in there, and it's gonna automatically come out
of I am buying that. He was warm, was so irritated.
He's like, you don't cook a thing. I'm like, I don't,
I know, but dump pants are magic?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
But did you say to him but you do so
you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Like this, Yeah, you didn't see it that way, Chelsea,
Oh my gosh, this guy.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I can't. I can't with this anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That dump that dump pant.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Forget about the product, forget about dump pants. That infomercial
was awesome. Just magic is happening, like just the whole
forty five minutes. However, long an infomercial.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Is that gonna work all right? Not just abandon it?

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Yeah, putting that's one last thing for mom to put
away later on.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Right now, I always keep.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
A tray of pizza fixings in the refrigerator so they.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Can make I always keep a tray of pizza fixings
in the.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Right out of a jar. Spread it on your bread.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
She's taking white bread. Okay, she's spooning pizza sauce. That's
the snack Master.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yes, this is what I watched as a kid. I
loved it. I wanted it so bad.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
And then any kind of topping.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
You like any topping.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Now, the kids are real fond in my house of pepperoni.
So I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
She's making pepper up right, and she puts it in
the snack Master through the magic of television. I'm going
to fast forward here because I'm hoping that I might
be able to show you there she is making the cake.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
That's what does the ceiling of your.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Sent Everything Alison gets sealed in the snack Master.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
And then she's making.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Lightly brushing me. You don't want to put too much
butter or Margarina's.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Fast Do you think that maybe you're gonna want another
one like safe for Christmas or oh.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I encourage you to buy any one. Do they still
make them? I don't think they make them anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I just feel bad that all along I haven't been
having a tree full of pizza fixings in my bridge.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Ready to go.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Like once that got said, I'm like, how are we
not doing that?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Oh God, it's so great.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
We could be eating bread, pizza.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You could be you too can be eating bread. And
then she made apple pie with the apple pie filling bread.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
It's an apple pie and it's all hot and seal
so you can send it off to work or off
the school in the lunch pail. I'm gonna dustmine with
just a little bit of powdered Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Oh, it's so great, and just some things that bread
doesn't It's such.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Craft, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's white bread with apple pie filling from a can
and and you're seiling it into basically a grilled cheese.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Wow, Kathy is like a magician.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Time of that's incredible, some incredible story from around the
world and beyond. We'll start with this, a Michelin starred
chef am I seeing that right.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, cooked up a burger.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Made of stuff you would not normally put in a
burger and only serve to cats, and people seem to
like it. Chef and animal lover Alice Austen worked with
cat food brand cat Catkin Catkin to create a cat
food burger, and people on the streets of London are saying, delicious,
this is.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
The cockkin cluckbuger, that's try.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I've never eaten cat food before.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I think he likes it.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It's tasty, it's good.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I wouldn't expect this to beat cat food.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's a little us shame, but flavor wise actually not
too bad.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Exit all, it's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
It doesn't taste like I thought humans can't digest the
type of like like we're not I thought we can't
do that.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I don't know they have real organic kinds of the
cat food I open up for my cats every day.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Is really disgusting. Yeah, I mean, I mean it's good.
It's a fancy feast.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Gems can it comes with it comes in a little
cardboard thing with two plastic things. It's got gravy on it.
Before they're indifferent.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Back to that lady, I ate a dog bone once
that was pretty good, really really be came an orange, red,
green and something, and uh, what is happening?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Have we ever sampled the bacon strip?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, but I've thought about it.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean it looks just like bacon. It really does.
Kind of smells.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Like a weird bacon. Now, okay, how about this.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
A school district in Indiana was forced to cancel school
on Tuesday, the fifth day of the year, because the
catalytic converters on twenty school buses were all stolen over.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Now, it's terrible. It's terrible for the school. It's terrible
for the kids.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Oh, those were busy thieves though. Yeah, I mean that
was a big project.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It really was a big God.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
If only you could have put that into an actual skill.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
A man in Canada was charged after he allegedly assaulted
an intruder that broke into his home. Here's the Ontario
premiere Doug Ford talking about how he would beat up
a guy if he broke into his.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
This criminal that's wanted by the police breaks into this
guy's house. This guy gives him a beating and this
guy gets charged.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Something is broken, agreed.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
I know someone breaks into my house or someone else's
you're gonna fight for your life. I'd be scared to
break into KEVN. So look at he's like a linebacker.
He beat the living crap out of the guy as
a share incredible.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Listen, Canada, we know that's your thing. You're all nice
and polite, but there are just times and places when
that's not appropriate. Like when someone breaks in your house.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I think that's just as messed up as when someone
comes and robs your house and let's say they slip
on your driveway as they're leaving to sue you, and
they can sue you, like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Right? It's ridiculous that that's even a thing, but it is.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
According to gen Z, leggings are officially dead.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
That gen Z literally knows nothing. No, dont know nothing.
Why are we all taking directions? We were all children,
we were all twenty once. Listen, we would never take
advice from our twenty year old self.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Thirteen to twenty eight year olds, what are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Come on? A man in Pennsylvania was not happy to
see firefighter show at his house, so he did what
anybody would do when the fire department shows up.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
He mooned them. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Also, like, I feel like like i'd be pretty self
conscious to moon somebody, even if they didn't know me.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I'd be like, I don't yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
H who's mooning it right nowadays?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I don't know why, but it was MPEC for dogs
could hit the market in three years. That's incredible. But
maybe for the dog that can't stop eating, how.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Good cats could? Honestly, that is such good news.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I already did a Google search yesterday for appetites
of pressants for cats and it's a thing, and it's
already in my Amazon cart Is he is so fat?
Like she is so fat?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
But that's your fault, isn't it. It's probably my fault
unless there's is there a gland issue?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
No? I think there.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I think in this case there is glandular. Oh do yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Is it this time around?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Glandular? It's glandular this time?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
People always say like, why is your bulldog look like
your traditional big bulldog. I'm like, because he doesn't eat
crap all day. He gets no people now, he loves
his food and eats blueberries as treats.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
And guess what, you can have.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
A lean, healthy dog that will live longer. I know
I'm not a big advocate. I don't street, but like
like when your dog is overweight and and it dies early,
it's because you fedted all this bad crap.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
No, they free they there's free food and it's always
worked out.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
No time settings, No.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
It's just bowls, sit out with food and it's always
worked out. No one ever blows up. She has.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
But the problem is we put her on a diet.
Everyone's on a diet, and everyone's jumping on our heads
and understand the problem.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, that's the old thing. You can reason with pets.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
You can't say to them like your brother is just.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
We're doing this for her problem.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
So you're gonna have to slow down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
A poll found the average person will drop their phone
at least ten times this year, even though it's basically
our most prized possession. So fifty four percent of people
would reach into a porta potty at a music festival
to save their loss.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, you'd have that. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
A new instacart report found pumpkin spice season is peaking
earlier and earlier each year. Back in twenty twenty one,
sales of pumpkin spice products didn't peak until October, so
that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
October seems a little late. I think, like by mid September,
pumpkin spice is like acceptable.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I was giving you a hard time about your jumping
into fall a little Tuesday yesterday felt like fall, though,
didn't it. Yesterday I actually bought some fall clothes. I
was at Meyer and I could not help myself. Yeah,
they were like sweaters. They were twenty five percent off.
Meyer has some cute clothes.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
They do really have like Juice game in the past
couple of years.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, they have. I felt bad about myself though. I
was like, this goes against everything I stand for. Yeah,
but you know, buying sweaters in August, so.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
You know what the problem is When you want to
buy winter.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Clothes or fall clothes in the actual season, they're already
the people already picked through everything.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
You can never find your size last.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Suit at that point for next spring break.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Finally, today, for people at a certain age, you know
that the show WKRP in Cincinnati was took place at
a radio station.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
For people in our.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Business, we like it was like the first for many
of us were like, oh, it's a show about DJs.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Doctor Johnny Fever, right.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Somebody took every time doctor Johnny Fever on WKRP in
Cincinnati did a segment or a break on the radio
and turned it into a three hour show.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Wow, rocker rule.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
All right?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
That was the Kinks rock and roll Fantasy from their
latest album Misfits.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
And this is doctor Johnny.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Fever on WKRP in Cincinnati, where it's twenty one degree
is outside and the time is six oh seven in
the morning, Memoras, and we'll be right back with more
of your favorite recorded melodies after this.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I mean, they made a three hour radio show of
all the times on that show he was like pretending
to be on the radio.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
That's wow.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I'll listen to the whole I'm downloading it, listen to
it on the plane time.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
I don't blame you, that'll be great. I'm torn because
I want to hear all of it, Like how did
you do that? And also I'm like that was one
of our more popular shows and that was really terrible.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, well I know that episode though, do you. Yeah,
he's doctor Johnny Fever. Wasn't he wasn't he like he
was not the morning guy, was he?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
And I think they made him the morning guy, and
that's why he was always so miserable drinking coffee right safe, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because he had venus fly trappers and less nessman and
less ness men.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Yeah right, I had I think it was that college boyfriend,
but it might have been a friend of his. But
someone had a band called the less Nestman's Brilliant.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I'm for Detroit's favorite game, Battle the Sex is brought
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Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah. We've got Rose coming up against Jake, who is
going for win number two.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
All right, let's play of the Sexes.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Alison.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
What type of alcohol is traditionally used in a margarita? Tequila?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Yes? Good job, Jay. Which animal is the tallest in
the world a giraffe? Yeah, good job, Alison. What do
paleontologists study fossils?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Rocks or bones?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Bones, fossils? I thought those were.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I thought bones too.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yeah did you think archaeologists?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Oh? Oh no, but Ross was a paleontologist on friends, right, Jay?
What type of flowers often associated with Holland Is it roses, lavender,
or tulips? Well?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I know, I brought Blessed Union of Soul to the
Tulip Festival back in nineteen ninety five. So I'm gonna
go with Tulips.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You are in the lead two to one.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I believe love is the answer, Okay, Alison?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
True false. Morocco is part of Africa. It is true.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yes and Jay true or false. World War Two ended
in nineteen forty five.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
True, it is true. You win the game three to two.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
All right, there you go.