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September 16, 2025 6 mins
Jay and Allyson have some surprises for Chelsea for her birthday!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I wouldn't be shouting her. I've done a lot of

(00:02):
things in my career, but this takes the cake. This
is so cool you Chelsea today, it's all It's all
about you. You were born today, it's your birthday. It
makes me want to celebrate. It makes me want to
get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing,
makes me want to dance, makes me want Jigbie ears

(00:27):
unds up.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wow. No, really, people should be shouting your name.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And yeah, there you go. How did you do that?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Do it all else?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, you're ready to do it all.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's your older.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
That's what I was waiting for.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh my gosh, never get tired of never Never you
celebrate a birthday Chelsea today with Nick Jonas. I did
know that Amy Poehler, really, Mark Anthony, Molly Shannon, Richard Mars, God,
Jennifer Tilly, Magician, David Copperfield, Nutty Mickey Rourke, Ed Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
And plus the late BB King and somebody we just
talked about yesterday, Peter fall Columbus.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Oh my god, I did not know most of Nick
Jonas was actually the only one that I knew on
that list.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
That's very exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's a popular day, popular day for Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Would you like to uh, would you like to look
at a couple of gifts? La?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Do me first? Because oh, sure, that'll be more exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The mine's not exciting already pre already. Uh what is
a call when you?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh? I already said that. I said no, I set
the expectations.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh I did hear that yesterday?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I also have to set the expectations.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh my gosh, I have.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
A card from Rosevelt Franklin, Penelope is Ian Murphy the cat.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
They like to make birthday cards.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Cats make cards. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I also forgot to get a birthday card, so I
had to hand make it. Oh my gosh. My sister
just got these lions.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Uh the scratch off from the Michigan State Lottery door
dash nice.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh my gosh, you didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Have to put cash in there, just so you don't
make the same mistake I made. Oh my gosh, that
is it. There's a reason all of reminders not a president.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's all tends Edinburgh. It's all Alexander Hamilton's. I just
loaded her up with a bunch of Alexander Hamilt look
at you, with a little reminding her he's not he
wasn't a president, and he was murdered by Ironberg, right, I.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
No, no, I always think that he was a president.
So thank you for that. I'm out of control, freak.
You're just doing it wrong. That is so true.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's a great mug, good coffee, great mug.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
And then I contributed to her fall. Oh my gosh,
it's like you knew what I asked for. I got
some scented coat. It's a whole fall.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Soaps, not cokes.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Book.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
She won't read all I want nice love story. She'll
start it and not finish it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I will, I'll get halfway through and then abandon it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh my god, it's not fall.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I want a nice little basket with some falls acre.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I go get fall crazy. Oh lot a fall candle.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I was a great gift. We're talking about, well, thank.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
You, lovely gift. Yeah, mine is not. I mean Allison
was like, she did great. I did terrible this year
for your birthday.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Really, you say that every year, and I just don't
believe that efforts.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well for her birthday at all. I mean I didn't
do well. I told her the expert will be the.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Joke, all right, let's see.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
We got a an Amazon and a Target gift card.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, and then I told you it's a crappy birthday
from Jay.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
I just I don't believe that you have a bag
that's filled with stuff you already Amazon?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And Target?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Okay, set tapes in on TV film cameras.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
You respect the classics.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
You got a legit card? What else? Did you spell my.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Name right on this cake?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I did spell it? I think I did last year?
It was wrong. Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
We got some Oreo reces.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
We got a door Dash gift card, and we have
Selena Gomez Oreos.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Selena Gomez has Oreos brand new.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, I'm here, enjoy the song.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Hang on, Chelsea, have another birthday, Chelsea Chelsey? What else
can we say? Birthday?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Day's your day to do whatever? You won't except maybe
Robin o bank. Don't do that. Okay, maybe say good
day at the small buy yourself something, swine servant.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Ooh ooh.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
See a birthday day?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Haven't a bird?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Who is this lady on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Some woman? How about my writing job on that cake?
This year? You did it?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Of course I did it.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
So much better.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Look at it, and I wrote it in black like
my sharpiees.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh nice. You can get the bakery to do that
for you.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, Eli, Okay, you know what sometimes listen, listen, make
your own card.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I uh, why don't you read fall, I will fall,
I wind all I want? Yeah, all right, there you go,
Thank you, thank you, Happy birthday. Fuel to Chelsea. Chelsea
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