September 3, 2025 • 6 mins
Jay couldn't spit out a thought at lunch yesterday and thinks he's losing his mind.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Otherwise Today last day of eighty degrees and then it
heads down. It'll be cold after not cold, but it'll
be colder after we get some rain tonight, and then
tomorrow we're going to be around sixty seven?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Am I crazy that?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I still I have to live by myself at some point,
not break up with anyone, but just live by myself,
because I mean, he's already like we have these thermostat
wars where he goes up and I go down, and
I come back around and I go down.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Now he's just turning it off me. I turned the
airback on yesterday. I had mine off for a couple
of days, and then.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The second it dropped like two to go, he took
it off the cool and then he took it off
of on. I put him on both offs, and I'm like,
you're killing me. I'm still hot in right right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Just stop.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It takes days for that outside to catch up with
the inside.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's wrong with him? Warn No?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I went to lunch with our friend Brian from Planet
Fitness yesterday, but at a very nice lunch a little
one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What did everyone eat? Did he eat? Very fait? He's
very fit? He uh?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He ordered for an appetizer, the large crab cake, which
I enjoyed eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Half of them. That's fun. And then I had the
sea bass.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I had the sea bass for lunch and I uh
and and you know D, my favorite uh server over there. D.
He's like, well, you always get some exciting sides. And
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna keep an eye protein.
I'll take a shrimp cocktail for my soul.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
My god, did you feel pressure because you were with Brian?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Okay, I was gonna say that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Choices with food lately is just it's kind of throwing me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
There were no cheesy potatoes or none of those things.
It was very very healthy. Okay, Yeah, clearly, I don't
know what's wrong with me. I don't know if I
gotta go get checked with my brain something. There was
a lot going on yesterday. It was just a busy day.
But I find myself like I forget so much stuff
in general conversation, Like like yesterday, I'm like, so, Brian,
(01:57):
what you been watching.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He's like, wow, I got a list of shows.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And I told He's like that your friends and neighbors
and tell me about the shows you watched. He recommended
some movie that a friend of his did, and I'm like,
I don't know. I'm like, I'm watching that show with
the guy and he's he's like he does drugs because yeah,
like I'm gonna and he only runs the studio and
is it? Is it Jonah Hill and he's like Seth Rogan.
(02:21):
I'm like, Seth Rogan, I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I did.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But it was like super password for everything. I was like,
everything was me describing obvious things, like I work with
those two girls the one is blonde and the others
the brown. Like I'm like, why I sound like such
an idiot at this left It wasn't drinking, like I
don't I could not remember simple things I told you.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't think that it's I don't think it means
there's anything wrong or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think you get to.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
As I think you get so far into life, you
got a lot of files in your head.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not like we can clean it out.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
So I do agree with that, And I think that
you you have so much going on in your mind
all day every day that if I want a clock,
I mean you're doing two jobs at the same time.
Then you have other things going on after the fact,
and then you got lunch. Like I think by one
o'clock you really need to just like mentally decompress.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But you know what, but four o'clock used to be
my time. Like I was like, after four o'clock, don't
talk to me.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But you're also fifty now, all right, yeah, they just
saying you are getting older.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Don't go throwing around the F word so not.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Cool, don't There is nothing worse though than being like
mid sentence and totally forgetting what you're talking about, and
it's like, all right, well I got my points.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
But you know what, It's almost like it's like when
you're watching an Olympic sport, like you're watching skating or
something like that, and the skater falls. Yeah, the second
they fall, they fall five more times, but the second
I can't remember it makes sense in the conversation, I'm
I was a curse.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm screwed. I can't like, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Can I just point out though, that you gave good
clues because he was able to finish. He knew what
you mean.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's the guy that smokes the pot.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
But Jonah Hill was in Pineapple Express me I can
say that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I can remember it is so stupid, so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Anyway, thank you by the way to Planet Fitness, who
has been a longtime partner for Jays Juniors and donates
so much money. Make sure our kids have a great,
great trip our eleventh year this year. All right, a
couple quick Fox To News headlines today, Kraft Hines is
going to break into two separate companies to help boost sales.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
One will include Heines.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Ketchup, Kraft Mac and Cheese, and Philadelphia Cream Cheese. The
other will cover Oscar Meyer Craft Singles and Lunchable.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So that made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That is actually a very funny story because they had
to split into two companies for six products.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's right, So you're each going to handle three now wow, wait,
a lesson your workload. That does sound like restructuring.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That would happen like where we were tostructure.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But we still have something.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You are now going to handle these three people, and
you'll handle these three Oh my gosh. Police in California
are looking for a wedding crasher who stole sixty thousand
dollars in gifts at a Glendale reception. He mingled for
ninety minutes, grabbed the gift box, and ran to a
ghetaway car.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's terror. That's awful.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You have really bad karma coming your way, really really Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And finally this morning, this one Alison was very excited
about a Michigan couple welcomed their baby in a McDonald's
parking lot when they couldn't make it to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
They nicknamed the baby mctilly.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So I think her name is Matilda and they're calling
her mctilly. I think that that's what it's going to be.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Every time there's a story like this, I just think
about those moms who were in labor for eighteen hours. Oh,
these stories must just just peave them.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh they they can't get to the hospital faster than.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I just went to get some chicken nuggets and I
can't keep this baby in right. It just splid right
out before we got around to the paying part.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Was there any pain at all?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You sneeze and the baby came out, like, let's get
the nuggets.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Some people, yes,
Otherwise Today last day of eighty degrees and then it
heads down. It'll be cold after not cold, but it'll
be colder after we get some rain tonight, and then
tomorrow we're going to be around sixty seven?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Am I crazy that?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I still I have to live by myself at some point,
not break up with anyone, but just live by myself,
because I mean, he's already like we have these thermostat
wars where he goes up and I go down, and
I come back around and I go down.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Now he's just turning it off me. I turned the
airback on yesterday. I had mine off for a couple
of days, and then.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The second it dropped like two to go, he took
it off the cool and then he took it off
of on. I put him on both offs, and I'm like,
you're killing me. I'm still hot in right right.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Just stop.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It takes days for that outside to catch up with
the inside.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What's wrong with him? Warn No?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I went to lunch with our friend Brian from Planet
Fitness yesterday, but at a very nice lunch a little
one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What did everyone eat? Did he eat? Very fait? He's
very fit? He uh?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He ordered for an appetizer, the large crab cake, which
I enjoyed eighty.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Half of them. That's fun. And then I had the
sea bass.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I had the sea bass for lunch and I uh
and and you know D, my favorite uh server over there. D.
He's like, well, you always get some exciting sides. And
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna keep an eye protein.
I'll take a shrimp cocktail for my soul.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
My god, did you feel pressure because you were with Brian?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, Okay, I was gonna say that.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Choices with food lately is just it's kind of throwing me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
There were no cheesy potatoes or none of those things.
It was very very healthy. Okay, Yeah, clearly, I don't
know what's wrong with me. I don't know if I
gotta go get checked with my brain something. There was
a lot going on yesterday. It was just a busy day.
But I find myself like I forget so much stuff
in general conversation, Like like yesterday, I'm like, so, Brian,
(01:57):
what you been watching.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
He's like, wow, I got a list of shows.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And I told He's like that your friends and neighbors
and tell me about the shows you watched. He recommended
some movie that a friend of his did, and I'm like,
I don't know. I'm like, I'm watching that show with
the guy and he's he's like he does drugs because yeah,
like I'm gonna and he only runs the studio and
is it? Is it Jonah Hill and he's like Seth Rogan.
(02:21):
I'm like, Seth Rogan, I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I did.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But it was like super password for everything. I was like,
everything was me describing obvious things, like I work with
those two girls the one is blonde and the others
the brown. Like I'm like, why I sound like such
an idiot at this left It wasn't drinking, like I
don't I could not remember simple things I told you.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't think that it's I don't think it means
there's anything wrong or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think you get to.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
As I think you get so far into life, you
got a lot of files in your head.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not like we can clean it out.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
So I do agree with that, And I think that
you you have so much going on in your mind
all day every day that if I want a clock,
I mean you're doing two jobs at the same time.
Then you have other things going on after the fact,
and then you got lunch. Like I think by one
o'clock you really need to just like mentally decompress.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
But you know what, but four o'clock used to be
my time. Like I was like, after four o'clock, don't
talk to me.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But you're also fifty now, all right, yeah, they just
saying you are getting older.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Don't go throwing around the F word so not.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Cool, don't There is nothing worse though than being like
mid sentence and totally forgetting what you're talking about, and
it's like, all right, well I got my points.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
But you know what, It's almost like it's like when
you're watching an Olympic sport, like you're watching skating or
something like that, and the skater falls. Yeah, the second
they fall, they fall five more times, but the second
I can't remember it makes sense in the conversation, I'm
I was a curse.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm screwed. I can't like, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Can I just point out though, that you gave good
clues because he was able to finish. He knew what
you mean.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's the guy that smokes the pot.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
But Jonah Hill was in Pineapple Express me I can
say that.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I can remember it is so stupid, so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Anyway, thank you by the way to Planet Fitness, who
has been a longtime partner for Jays Juniors and donates
so much money. Make sure our kids have a great,
great trip our eleventh year this year. All right, a
couple quick Fox To News headlines today, Kraft Hines is
going to break into two separate companies to help boost sales.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
One will include Heines.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Ketchup, Kraft Mac and Cheese, and Philadelphia Cream Cheese. The
other will cover Oscar Meyer Craft Singles and Lunchable.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So that made me laugh.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That is actually a very funny story because they had
to split into two companies for six products.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's right, So you're each going to handle three now wow, wait,
a lesson your workload. That does sound like restructuring.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That would happen like where we were tostructure.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But we still have something.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You are now going to handle these three people, and
you'll handle these three Oh my gosh. Police in California
are looking for a wedding crasher who stole sixty thousand
dollars in gifts at a Glendale reception. He mingled for
ninety minutes, grabbed the gift box, and ran to a
ghetaway car.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's terror. That's awful.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
You have really bad karma coming your way, really really Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And finally this morning, this one Alison was very excited
about a Michigan couple welcomed their baby in a McDonald's
parking lot when they couldn't make it to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
They nicknamed the baby mctilly.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So I think her name is Matilda and they're calling
her mctilly. I think that that's what it's going to be.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Every time there's a story like this, I just think
about those moms who were in labor for eighteen hours. Oh,
these stories must just just peave them.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh they they can't get to the hospital faster than.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I just went to get some chicken nuggets and I
can't keep this baby in right. It just splid right
out before we got around to the paying part.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Was there any pain at all?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You sneeze and the baby came out, like, let's get
the nuggets.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Some people, yes,
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