September 29, 2025 • 8 mins
Jay tells the Allyson and Chelsea how the No Balls Comedy Event went yesterday.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Earlier.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We were kind of running down everything that happened over
the weekend, the crazy long weekend and everything from the
stitches out to the big game.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm not the game. Well we have the Lions game mystery,
but of course the big show at Michigan.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stadium with Zach Bryan. Yeah, my friend Aaron from Superman
was in over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Animal Charity did yesterday's so which I could contribute to.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Anything that I might have done this weekend. But no,
not really.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, you were kind of supervising from a farm. I
really was.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I was monitoring what you guys were doing. You were
monitoring what was going on in Anne Arbor.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I really immercialed herself.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I really thought I was safe from noon to one
o'clock to be and I wasn't. Just like on the peripheral,
I was down down, But like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
She's always talking about driving around town and doing all
these things and.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Not my people. I pick stuff up.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's like the unofficial mayor really of Ipsilanti.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do you have a second job that we don't know about?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I deliver for mister Spots, which I was mister Spotts.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's mister Spots.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my god, it's a local. Uh hey, they're really
good with wings, and Warn wanted wings from there.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You got.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
But it is a little like hole in the wall
in the nicest way, I say that it's legendary. There's
not a lot of space. I walked in there and
you could barely move. The kids were out on campus
anywhere that was gonna happen anyway, like Saturday, on a
nice day like that, that all the students were out
walking around, so that I expect.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So where is mister Spots.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Mister Spotts is right downtown. I was off a liberty
at one point south State.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's just down.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We went to Spots on Saturday, knowing that that the
biggest concert in history.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Was at one o'clock. Let's say, oh my god. Yeah.
And by the way, I'm not wrong. You all of
you were wrong for being in my city that early. Unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I came home, though, and Warren like turned it back
around on me, like you just did. He goes and
he's mister University of Michigan because he knows everything, and
he's like, this is bigger than John Mayor and Blake Shelton.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
He didn't say that, but I liked you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
He's like, this is bigger than John Mayer and Zach
what's his name, right, Ryan. He goes, this is an
historic event, the biggest indoor attendance ever. Like he's giving
me all these Michigan stats, and I'm like, okay, yawn
first of all, and second half my back sometimes because
it is one o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, okay, the show starts at six.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So here's the But here's you. I told you Aaron
came to my house with his son to see the
Superman stuff. Yeah, and they were like the plan for
them because it's seventy minutes to the big house where
ere I lived. They left by twelve forty five. They
wanted to be there no later than two.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And here's why. Aaron's like, I'm not paying eighty dollars
to park near the stadium. We already know where we're
going to park, and it's a half a mile from that.
They walked to half a mile.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
The parking bush's parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't know, I said half a mile. I said,
I'm at the age now where I'm not walking a
half a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, he's seen him.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
He's like the fittest guy on the planet.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Half a mile was literally nothing for him.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
But he's he waited his options because he called Eddie
from first Class to Dands.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You don't want to He didn't want it was like, there's.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
No point in me driving you because I'm not going
to get close enough to you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You're still going to have to walk super far to
meet me.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, to be able to get out of there, and
like an uber is not really going to be much
of an option.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So oh, I don't know. I've been stuck right there
at that intersection.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
During a game when you for twenty minutes you sit
at a red light because the people get to walk.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, And I was going to say Eddie could have
dropped him offering.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, I was right. Those guys were.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So booked so many weeks in advance, and you know,
their whole thing at first Class to Dan's is to
give you first class.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Treatment, right, And if he didn't think he could, he
didn't take the job.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I get that. But listen, Yeah, they had a great time. Well,
pictures were great.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Then I
see Chelsea's picture.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Luanne posted the same one, and it's a great picture.
I thought about take it and sharing it just so
people the magnitude like in front of the glass where
you see the stadium there and it's like wow, Okay,
I mean I get I mean it's not that I
didn't get it before, but because the.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Difference maker is obviously yeah. I mean you can go
to a Michigan game, but you've got the you know
they're playing on the field. Well the field with that,
I mean, how many seats are on the field. I
mean there's a lot of people. There was in the round?
Was it in the round? Is he in the center?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yes, he was in the center.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sunday I hosted the No Ball's Comedy Ball for Canine
Companions and Michigan Animal Adoption Network.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That was a great time. It was the comedian Jim
Elliott opened He's a Michigan guy, and Matt.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Kahn, Oh you got Windshimes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Matt Cohn was the headliner. Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I want to shout out to Angel who we work
with that iHeart who worked so hard with them. And
then Joe and Marie and Tricia came by, brought the
dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know, it's interesting. I put a couple of pictures up.
But since that, since the whole Vega situation, people come
up and give me the same expression and look they
go out to me and they go, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hi, We've been praying for you. I'm like, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Did you get more special blessings?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I did get some special blessings?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Any more fruit baskets?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, beautiful basket from Planet Fitness I told you I
got that was very nice. I got the Olive Garden
sent nice stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Skill of Baby sent a video nice stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, cracking your head open was like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, kids who knew there will be blood and.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Paid off?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I said, I said.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I was talking to my dad on the phone this
morning driving and I said, honestly, after all this, I
really wish it it's hard to lie.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I really wish I could have went on I should
have went on the air Monday and just said I
walked into a wall. Yeah, because it would have been
easier to just say I walked into a wall.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
But I don't think anyone would to believe that. Not
that they're not really believing your story either.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's been a million people.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That are like you were in Vegas for the iHeartRadio
Music Festival. You're really telling me that you didn't just
have a drunk night out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The same comedian Matt Con said the same thing to me.
He goes, yeah, I was looking up, so I was
reading your story and stuff. So anyway, look what really happened.
I'm like, no, that really happened.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's fine for him to say that because he doesn't
know you, but everyone else does and there's nothing about
there's no other cool Vegas thing that you could have
been involved in. It's exactly how you said.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was well, I said that on stage, not Mark
Ridley's last blackout drunk, I said, I said, So, the
actual story is that I had breakfast at my friend
Jim and Sally's house, which he makes these really good eggs,
and then we photographed Superman capes all day and then
I went back to my hotel and went to bed
and then woke up and passed out.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, like that's the story.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It couldn't have been nerdier, it couldn't have been worse.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Right, there's a crowd there at a comedy castle.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
The pictures looked great.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, it was fun, a lot of great dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Do they know how much money we raised yet?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'll get a number two real quickly, just just to mention, like,
you think about all the events that we do that
raise money to either feed people like kids at school,
you know, kids on the school lunch program, or you
think about taking kids to Disney World, or you think
about the things that we do to help families, and
then you have this organization that's like, what about the
family that's having a tough time and has a pet
(07:37):
and the pet needs medical.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Treatment, the pet needs food. Yeah, it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Thank god, there are people out there that think about that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That is a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Those videos with the Angel with those big got those
big eighty pound bags of dog food on our shoulder
walking in I mean yeah, I mean they're doing really
really good work. And where else are you going to go?
There's girls to.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Go, Yeah, No, Angel and Marie are always out.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah,
Earlier.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We were kind of running down everything that happened over
the weekend, the crazy long weekend and everything from the
stitches out to the big game.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm not the game. Well we have the Lions game mystery,
but of course the big show at Michigan.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Stadium with Zach Bryan. Yeah, my friend Aaron from Superman
was in over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Animal Charity did yesterday's so which I could contribute to.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Anything that I might have done this weekend. But no,
not really.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, you were kind of supervising from a farm. I
really was.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I was monitoring what you guys were doing. You were
monitoring what was going on in Anne Arbor.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I really immercialed herself.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I really thought I was safe from noon to one
o'clock to be and I wasn't. Just like on the peripheral,
I was down down, But like, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
She's always talking about driving around town and doing all
these things and.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Not my people. I pick stuff up.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
She's like the unofficial mayor really of Ipsilanti.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do you have a second job that we don't know about?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I deliver for mister Spots, which I was mister Spotts.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's mister Spots.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh my god, it's a local. Uh hey, they're really
good with wings, and Warn wanted wings from there.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You got.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
But it is a little like hole in the wall
in the nicest way, I say that it's legendary. There's
not a lot of space. I walked in there and
you could barely move. The kids were out on campus
anywhere that was gonna happen anyway, like Saturday, on a
nice day like that, that all the students were out
walking around, so that I expect.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So where is mister Spots.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Mister Spotts is right downtown. I was off a liberty
at one point south State.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's just down.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
We went to Spots on Saturday, knowing that that the
biggest concert in history.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Was at one o'clock. Let's say, oh my god. Yeah.
And by the way, I'm not wrong. You all of
you were wrong for being in my city that early. Unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I came home, though, and Warren like turned it back
around on me, like you just did. He goes and
he's mister University of Michigan because he knows everything, and
he's like, this is bigger than John Mayor and Blake Shelton.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
He didn't say that, but I liked you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
He's like, this is bigger than John Mayer and Zach
what's his name, right, Ryan. He goes, this is an
historic event, the biggest indoor attendance ever. Like he's giving
me all these Michigan stats, and I'm like, okay, yawn
first of all, and second half my back sometimes because
it is one o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, okay, the show starts at six.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So here's the But here's you. I told you Aaron
came to my house with his son to see the
Superman stuff. Yeah, and they were like the plan for
them because it's seventy minutes to the big house where
ere I lived. They left by twelve forty five. They
wanted to be there no later than two.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And here's why. Aaron's like, I'm not paying eighty dollars
to park near the stadium. We already know where we're
going to park, and it's a half a mile from that.
They walked to half a mile.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
The parking bush's parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't know, I said half a mile. I said,
I'm at the age now where I'm not walking a
half a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Right.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, he's seen him.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
He's like the fittest guy on the planet.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Half a mile was literally nothing for him.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
But he's he waited his options because he called Eddie
from first Class to Dands.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You don't want to He didn't want it was like, there's.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
No point in me driving you because I'm not going
to get close enough to you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You're still going to have to walk super far to
meet me.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, to be able to get out of there, and
like an uber is not really going to be much
of an option.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So oh, I don't know. I've been stuck right there
at that intersection.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
During a game when you for twenty minutes you sit
at a red light because the people get to walk.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, And I was going to say Eddie could have
dropped him offering.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, I was right. Those guys were.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So booked so many weeks in advance, and you know,
their whole thing at first Class to Dan's is to
give you first class.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Treatment, right, And if he didn't think he could, he
didn't take the job.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I get that. But listen, Yeah, they had a great time. Well,
pictures were great.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Then I
see Chelsea's picture.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Luanne posted the same one, and it's a great picture.
I thought about take it and sharing it just so
people the magnitude like in front of the glass where
you see the stadium there and it's like wow, Okay,
I mean I get I mean it's not that I
didn't get it before, but because the.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Difference maker is obviously yeah. I mean you can go
to a Michigan game, but you've got the you know
they're playing on the field. Well the field with that,
I mean, how many seats are on the field. I
mean there's a lot of people. There was in the round?
Was it in the round? Is he in the center?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yes, he was in the center.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Sunday I hosted the No Ball's Comedy Ball for Canine
Companions and Michigan Animal Adoption Network.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That was a great time. It was the comedian Jim
Elliott opened He's a Michigan guy, and Matt.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Kahn, Oh you got Windshimes.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Matt Cohn was the headliner. Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I want to shout out to Angel who we work
with that iHeart who worked so hard with them. And
then Joe and Marie and Tricia came by, brought the
dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You know, it's interesting. I put a couple of pictures up.
But since that, since the whole Vega situation, people come
up and give me the same expression and look they
go out to me and they go, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Hi, We've been praying for you. I'm like, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Did you get more special blessings?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I did get some special blessings?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Any more fruit baskets?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, beautiful basket from Planet Fitness I told you I
got that was very nice. I got the Olive Garden
sent nice stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Skill of Baby sent a video nice stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, cracking your head open was like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, kids who knew there will be blood and.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Paid off?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I said, I said.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I was talking to my dad on the phone this
morning driving and I said, honestly, after all this, I
really wish it it's hard to lie.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I really wish I could have went on I should
have went on the air Monday and just said I
walked into a wall. Yeah, because it would have been
easier to just say I walked into a wall.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
But I don't think anyone would to believe that. Not
that they're not really believing your story either.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's been a million people.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That are like you were in Vegas for the iHeartRadio
Music Festival. You're really telling me that you didn't just
have a drunk night out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The same comedian Matt Con said the same thing to me.
He goes, yeah, I was looking up, so I was
reading your story and stuff. So anyway, look what really happened.
I'm like, no, that really happened.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's fine for him to say that because he doesn't
know you, but everyone else does and there's nothing about
there's no other cool Vegas thing that you could have
been involved in. It's exactly how you said.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It was well, I said that on stage, not Mark
Ridley's last blackout drunk, I said, I said, So, the
actual story is that I had breakfast at my friend
Jim and Sally's house, which he makes these really good eggs,
and then we photographed Superman capes all day and then
I went back to my hotel and went to bed
and then woke up and passed out.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, like that's the story.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It couldn't have been nerdier, it couldn't have been worse.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Right, there's a crowd there at a comedy castle.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
The pictures looked great.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, it was fun, a lot of great dogs.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Do they know how much money we raised yet?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I'll get a number two real quickly, just just to mention, like,
you think about all the events that we do that
raise money to either feed people like kids at school,
you know, kids on the school lunch program, or you
think about taking kids to Disney World, or you think
about the things that we do to help families, and
then you have this organization that's like, what about the
family that's having a tough time and has a pet
(07:37):
and the pet needs medical.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Treatment, the pet needs food. Yeah, it's expensive.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Thank god, there are people out there that think about that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
That is a huge deal.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Those videos with the Angel with those big got those
big eighty pound bags of dog food on our shoulder
walking in I mean yeah, I mean they're doing really
really good work. And where else are you going to go?
There's girls to.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Go, Yeah, No, Angel and Marie are always out.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah,
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