That's Incredible

A man turned the tables on squatters!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for that's incredible. Some incredible stories from around the
world and beyond. We'll start with this one today. A
man in Chicago discovered alleged squatters in his property and
couldn't get them to leave, so he moved in with them. Ooh,
isn't that a wild story? Like that's something I'm sure
the squatters didn't think was gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I wonder if they were annoyed that he was there,
or if they all ended up getting along.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, listen to this here.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I said, I'm not moving out, and I said, at
the one point, they gotta leave, they gotta get tired
of osmen in the property. I called a couple of
friends stay overnight, and I knew they were not gonna
like that. We stand in the living room, we were
watching all the time the door. They stand in one
of the bedrooms. We wouldn't want to give them money,

(00:45):
but we heard, you know, really bad stories about squatters
taking over properties.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I just feel like if you're if you're pathetic enough
to squat, like not leave and you know it's and
find some loophole in the law, me moving in with
you is not.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Going to deter you. You're like all right, bring it. I
still have a roof over my head. You don't think
I mean, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
The mentality of the squatter, oh, I wouldn't like it,
but I mean they aren't leaving your property, so I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
A woman in England sued her company after a coworker
took an online personality test for her that was supposed
to tell you which Star Wars character you were. The
co worker announced to everyone that she was Darth Vader.
The woman quit, sued and won forty thou dollars. Why
why she was offended?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Why would you be offended by that?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Darth Vader's a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
If someone's gonna get it in the quiz, you didn't
start out that way.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Things change when you kill young ling.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh my god, you and the young line.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Ugh.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can't believe that she was able to get forty
grand because of like public embarrassment. Like the results shouldn't
have been read out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I bet, I bet she said she's got pain and suffering. Yeah,
emotional dist emotional distress, yeah, probably, Oh my god. A
man in Chicago, Oh, we talked about that. There is
a new TikTok trend where kids are shoving sharp objects
into different ports of their school supplied chromebooks to get
them to set on fire. Nice. Here's a fire chief

(02:17):
talking about what is clearly the stupidest thing we've heard
all week.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
It's more than just a trend, you know, it causes
a lot of disruption.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
It became clear that the damage was done intentionally, that
it wasn't a malfunctioning chromebook, but rather a student had
intentionally done things to it that caused it to smoke
and eventually melt.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
The batteries that are that are essentially catching on fire
once they burned there, they're producing this toxic smoke.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
These are things that would never fly when I was
a kid, cross your mind. I mean I knew of
parents that would take their kids down to the police
station to pretend threatened they were going to have them
booked in jail. Like the mental and emotional and physical
orchard and warfare on.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Us really kept us in line. What is going on?
Birth in that Where did it go wrong?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
By the way, your kid doesn't get another chromebook when
they do that thing, but they're will, but they will.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
A thirty nine year old woman in Florida got arrested
for domestic battery after getting into a heated fight with
her wife and then shoving nachos down her pants. That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
That is I'm offended at the nachos. Yeah. In a survey,
sixty I'm sorry. In a survey, eighty two percent of
people said they they share a big lottery when with
friends and family. Thirty nine percent would be willing to
donate an organ, but only thirty nine percent to friends
and family. Yeah, wow, Jill needed an organ? Did you

(03:51):
give her one? I wouldn't have a choice. She'd have
to give you one. Yeah, and she would demand it. Yeah,
she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
She has like eight people lined up for kidneys already,
got jibs on several things, the people's liver, Yeah, get.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You, what do you have stuff on? People? They just
love you are afraid.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think they're terrified if they say no.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Can you imagine fearing a woman so much that could
give her her an organ? She's called div on my
pancrisp