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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
That's incredible. Incredible story from around the world and beyond.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ohio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Woman has lost internet service and cable for days because
someone shot the cable line with a shotgun.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
She's not happy about it, and I don't blame her.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
We couldn't get the TV to start, and I have
an app on my phone and it said we were
in an outage.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I'm not making this up.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Reason that you're having problems is because someone shot up
our main power line with a shotgun. It's not okay
to lose service four or five days in a row.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I mean, it's not okay.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
You need to figure out what this is and get
And I said, why didn't somebody tell me that this
is what was going on?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's incredible.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I would lose my mind if I wasn't able to
watch TV for five days.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And especially because of that.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Honestly, yesterday, I don't know if it was Exfinity send
me a text message that I'd used like a lot
of my whatever, So I don't know if it was
that or if there was something going on in my area.
But I just had to deal with buffering and I
was like not doing it, hotspot right right. I couldn't
even deal with a little bit off.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was like, nope, got a big fit.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it's funny because six ninety six is closed and
I have to go home. Basically green Field all the
way And there's a part of Greenfield when it hits
Beverly Hills that if I'm listening to music, it stops
playing because there's just no signal. I don't know how
people in that area don't. That's that has nothing to
do with Wi Fi. That's like just sell signal is
(01:25):
out in that spot every day.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, I don't know how you survive where you live.
I mean there are some times where I've called you
when you're at home and I hear every other word
from you and it's like a nightmare, or when you.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Don't hear me. And when I asked the provider about it,
they're like, oh, it's just because the trees have grown
in for the spring and summer.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm like, well, then there must be we must build
a new tower. Yeah, right, build a new way. It's
got to be that's the answer. Yeah, build a new tower.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
People in California are putting tape on Waymo car's sensors
to disable them, which kind of sucks to do because
they are a business. Here are some of the people
involved in the vandalism. You just want the wayveos to
stop peping that we're never interfering with the human driver,
just with the robot.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, we've explained that to the police as well. Manvers machine, yeah,
please step back.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So they're putting tape on the WAYMO cars sensors to
disable them and keep them from beeping at night cars.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So you can watch it even now, it didn't stop
at all at the stop signing. It's rolled all the way.
It's stopped right at the edge. That's incredible.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm gonna just make an opinion that we need people
to drive cars. Well, I understand theory. It sounds like
a good idea to not have a person drive you,
but are we short on people? I feel like there's
always someone that can drive you or just do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think the problem is you need to pay high wages,
Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think if you want in any shortage in any business,
it's pay well, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Sure, but think of how expensive how much it cost
to make that car to be reliable.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
The guy in that clips that it didn't stop for
the stop side problem.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
People on TikToker celebrating the deliciousness of savoring raw onions.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Some people are taking bites out of them. Let's eat
an onion.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I would never choose to eat it as an apple,
but it's an option.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's make Vans onion again.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Lemon olive oil raw, some flaky salt, have furbab some
everything but the bagel season Anchorg she's giving locks.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
George on Seinfeld already ate an onion like an apple.
So I love onions, and I love raw onions. And
when I eat hot dogs like I've tons of onions
on them. But I'm not going to eat it like that. No,
it does not sound fun.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Also, that might be a shtick, funny thing that you
can do for videos.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, why don't you just make videos where you impersonate
the way people speak in these videos? Oh my god,
people be like she so annoying listening to this lady,
and the joke would be on them despite her face.
Ghostbusters fans have been hoarding old Ecto coolers and selling
them on eBay, but be warned, they're exploding.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
On some people. That's incredible. That's the drink, right, Ecto cooler?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Oh okay, all right, I'm I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
A thirty four year old man named Patches magic Beans
crashed his car in Minnesota while on mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's incredible. That's his legal name, Patches magic Beans. Every
single thing about that story was awesome. I know, I
feel like he needs it.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
With a name like that, you've got to be a clown.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, is he the double Rainbow guy? You want to
hear a follow up? A that's incredible follow up.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Remember the Pennsylvania nurse and life coach who you know
abandoned her dog at the airport because they wouldn't let
it take her on the flight, so she just left
the dog.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
We did.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
She pleaded guilty. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
You were just as outrage when we did the story.
She just left, she walked, I got on the flight,
just left the dog. It'll it'll, it'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Somebody doing this be all right. Well it wasn't. I'm saying.
That's what she That's why she.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Should we do follow up, follow up, follow up, you
find out what happened to that dog.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I'm glad she pleaded guilty.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But remember the Florida nurse who was arrested after getting
into a heated argument with her wife and shoved nachos
down her pants.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She pleaded no contest. That's incredible.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I don't remember that one either.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Shoving nachos. Wow, I'll show you.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I wouldn't want to waste the nachos.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, and finally, I'm excited to eat that cheese, but
not anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Someone robbed a quick stop convenience store in Alabama last
weekend wearing a Scooby Doo costume, and the authorities are
hoping to bring him to justice, possibly with some help
from those medaling kids.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's incredible. There you go. That was not my joke.