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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for that's incredible. That's incredible, incredible stories.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
From around the world and beyond. We'll start with this one.
It is so bizarre to me. There is a new
trend called stretchy yogurt, which was big in China and
now has shops in New York City. Basically, you pick
a stretchy yogurt what looks a lot like melted chocolate,
(00:23):
and then you choose like fruits and toppings in it.
They take like the moisture out of Alison and I
watched it this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And is it like silly putty looking a little a
little bit the ball of mozzarella.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes, yes, it kind of looks like that, and it's.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That kind of grosses me out a little bit. It
has a unique mouthfeel, which you might find enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Stretchy yogurt has a very viscous elasticity and a gummy texture.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sure, it's just yogurt, but Asian flavored yogurts.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So what you do is you choose one yogurt and
you top it with five different fruits.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, one wet topic and one dry topping. So it's
not necessarily thick and sticky.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's just stretchy. It looks like flubber.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's like a lappy tappy, but not as thick, and
so many reasons I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And topping it with five parts of fruit? Yeah, how
fast you want me out of this situation?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I got an idea. How about some soft served ice cream? Yeah, exactly,
I'll take that instead. A squirrel. A squirrel is attacking
people right now in a California town. Two victims have
had to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
For baby shocks.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
They don't know why the squirrels are being so animated
nutty in California, But listen to these stories.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Pumped onto my leg and was just hanging on his tail,
was flying up here, you know, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Was like, get off me, get off me, and I
kind of didn't want to touch it. The squirrel went
to the floor, I'm from the floor, tried to jump
to my face kind.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Of and is that I don't know. But let me
tell you something. Those squirrels.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Maybe that squirrel is trying to tell you to take
it home.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I will say the squirrels this year are not afraid
of people.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, no, no, all the squirrels would fight with my
dog if they could.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They don't care. I think that we are you know.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's you can imprint on an animal like and not
realize it if you feed them a lot and they
see you a lot. And maybe we're just I mean
I just know this from the rescue that I do.
Maybe we're talking to squirrels more and feeding and they're
getting used to it, so like when you don't when
you're not, you know, they're like, wait a second, I
thought we'd do this thing where you feed me and
(02:38):
talk to me.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They can also just be cranky. There could be that, but.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like even like the deer, like in Rochester Hills there's
so many deer and even this morning, like I pulled
out of my driveway onto the street and my you know,
residential area, there's like six deer in the street. They're
just like hey, I mean they're not like they're not
they're not get into the woods. They're just like, oh, yeah,
should we move or what do you think in here?
I mean you really have to like flash the lights
(03:02):
and hit the gas a little for them to like,
oh maybe I should move.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Otherwise they're just like hey, people, they're fine.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, they see you guys in your windows.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're like, yeah, we're like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Warren always thinks about this comic that he saw once
when he sees a spider, because we try to not
kill them. We'll give them right outside. But it's the
spider's perspective of being in your house versus your perspective, right,
And the spider's perspective is we're roommates, right. Your perspective
is I want you out of my house. Spiders, Like
I thought we're cool.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
A man in Korea was arrested for calling the police
nearly sixty thousand times with nonsense complaints. That includes one
spree where he called the police and eighty two times
within four days because he was upset about getting sighted
for making too many false reports to the police.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm going to blame the police in this situation.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I am too. When that guy makes twenty calls in
four days, we're at twenty, that's when we're gonna have
you cut off from Could you make.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That amount of phone calls in sixty thousand and seriously,
at twenty, we're done playing with you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I think I called the police maybe five times in
my entire life, and even that felt like do I
call them?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
By the way, do you know the rapture didn't happen?
The rapture was supposed to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
What is the rapture? Everyone keeps talking about this. I
have no idea what this even means.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think we go somewhere else or someone comes here
and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The rapture didn't happen, or maybe it didn't. People weren't
as godlike as they thought. Some disappointed Christians on social
media say it's still in the works, but God's delaying.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The rapture until the Epstein files are at least. Yeah,
that's the timetable God's on.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And also, why are we still believing in that after
that Nike tennis shoe guy?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh oh, oh, the uh? I know you're talking about.
What was that called Heaven's Gate Evans Gate? Yeah, that
was supposed to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Then, for what it's worth, forty six percent of people
think that if the rapture happened, they'd be likely to
ascend to Heaven. Older folks were the most likely to
feel confident that they're good. The only rapture I'm getting
caught up in there. You Goker.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh, that was not what I was going to say.
What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I thought perhaps maybe On that day we listened to
Rapture by Blondie, Oh there.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You go, and I was thinking, you wanted to go
for a ride on the Raptor at Cedar Point.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Baker's Yeah, all right,
It's time for that's incredible. That's incredible, incredible stories.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
From around the world and beyond. We'll start with this one.
It is so bizarre to me. There is a new
trend called stretchy yogurt, which was big in China and
now has shops in New York City. Basically, you pick
a stretchy yogurt what looks a lot like melted chocolate,
(00:23):
and then you choose like fruits and toppings in it.
They take like the moisture out of Alison and I
watched it this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And is it like silly putty looking a little a
little bit the ball of mozzarella.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes, yes, it kind of looks like that, and it's.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
That kind of grosses me out a little bit. It
has a unique mouthfeel, which you might find enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Stretchy yogurt has a very viscous elasticity and a gummy texture.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sure, it's just yogurt, but Asian flavored yogurts.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So what you do is you choose one yogurt and
you top it with five different fruits.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, one wet topic and one dry topping. So it's
not necessarily thick and sticky.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's just stretchy. It looks like flubber.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's like a lappy tappy, but not as thick, and
so many reasons I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
And topping it with five parts of fruit? Yeah, how
fast you want me out of this situation?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I got an idea. How about some soft served ice cream? Yeah, exactly,
I'll take that instead. A squirrel. A squirrel is attacking
people right now in a California town. Two victims have
had to go to the emergency room.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
For baby shocks.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
They don't know why the squirrels are being so animated
nutty in California, But listen to these stories.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Pumped onto my leg and was just hanging on his tail,
was flying up here, you know, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Was like, get off me, get off me, and I
kind of didn't want to touch it. The squirrel went
to the floor, I'm from the floor, tried to jump
to my face kind.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Of and is that I don't know. But let me
tell you something. Those squirrels.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Maybe that squirrel is trying to tell you to take
it home.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I will say the squirrels this year are not afraid
of people.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, no, no, all the squirrels would fight with my
dog if they could.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They don't care. I think that we are you know.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's you can imprint on an animal like and not
realize it if you feed them a lot and they
see you a lot. And maybe we're just I mean
I just know this from the rescue that I do.
Maybe we're talking to squirrels more and feeding and they're
getting used to it, so like when you don't when
you're not, you know, they're like, wait a second, I
thought we'd do this thing where you feed me and
(02:38):
talk to me.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They can also just be cranky. There could be that, but.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like even like the deer, like in Rochester Hills there's
so many deer and even this morning, like I pulled
out of my driveway onto the street and my you know,
residential area, there's like six deer in the street. They're
just like hey, I mean they're not like they're not
they're not get into the woods. They're just like, oh, yeah,
should we move or what do you think in here?
I mean you really have to like flash the lights
(03:02):
and hit the gas a little for them to like,
oh maybe I should move.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Otherwise they're just like hey, people, they're fine.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, they see you guys in your windows.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're like, yeah, we're like.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Warren always thinks about this comic that he saw once
when he sees a spider, because we try to not
kill them. We'll give them right outside. But it's the
spider's perspective of being in your house versus your perspective, right,
And the spider's perspective is we're roommates, right. Your perspective
is I want you out of my house. Spiders, Like
I thought we're cool.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
A man in Korea was arrested for calling the police
nearly sixty thousand times with nonsense complaints. That includes one
spree where he called the police and eighty two times
within four days because he was upset about getting sighted
for making too many false reports to the police.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I'm going to blame the police in this situation.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I am too. When that guy makes twenty calls in
four days, we're at twenty, that's when we're gonna have
you cut off from Could you make.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
That amount of phone calls in sixty thousand and seriously,
at twenty, we're done playing with you.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I think I called the police maybe five times in
my entire life, and even that felt like do I
call them?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
By the way, do you know the rapture didn't happen?
The rapture was supposed to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
What is the rapture? Everyone keeps talking about this. I
have no idea what this even means.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think we go somewhere else or someone comes here
and everything's great.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The rapture didn't happen, or maybe it didn't. People weren't
as godlike as they thought. Some disappointed Christians on social
media say it's still in the works, but God's delaying.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The rapture until the Epstein files are at least. Yeah,
that's the timetable God's on.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And also, why are we still believing in that after
that Nike tennis shoe guy?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh oh, oh, the uh? I know you're talking about.
What was that called Heaven's Gate Evans Gate? Yeah, that
was supposed to happen.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Then, for what it's worth, forty six percent of people
think that if the rapture happened, they'd be likely to
ascend to Heaven. Older folks were the most likely to
feel confident that they're good. The only rapture I'm getting
caught up in there. You Goker.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh, that was not what I was going to say.
What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I thought perhaps maybe On that day we listened to
Rapture by Blondie, Oh there.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You go, and I was thinking, you wanted to go
for a ride on the Raptor at Cedar Point.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Baker's Yeah, all right,
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