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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time of that's incredible. Some quick, incredible stories from around
the world and beyond. We'll sorry this. A bus driver
allegedly drove students to school while intoxicated, and later told
police the alcohol the students spelled was not from him.
That's just Nike quill. That's incredible. Not so fast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wow, we know what night will smell.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You know what? Either way, you can't do either of
those things. Nighttimes, the falling down, sleeping so you don't
have to wake up, medicine.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
A forty three year old bank robber was arrested in
Texas after allegedly trying to rob the same bank he
was convicted of robbing nine years ago. Oh, come on,
he did seven years for that robbery.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are the odds you'll get arrested the second time? Yeah,
he's probably like, I'm no way it could happen, honestly, Like.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You're so bad at it, you served seven years. Like,
there's a million banks out there, pick a different one.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Never has there been more of an Allison story than this.
That's incredible story. A woman had to be rushed to
urgent care after getting a paper cut. Apparently it got
infected and infected real bad that's sounds like something would
happen to you.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm feeling very infected right now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
See anything happened?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Can you hundreds of people that commented on the Facebook
post saying I could, basically, you're in the wrong. I'm
ninety percent of itagein care.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
How dare all of them? But can I just tell
you really quick how Google is ridiculous? Again my Google guy?
And now I think he's just messing with me. Yesterday
I asked him, I'm like, hey, am I covered by
a dog bite if I have a Tetnis shot. This
is exactly what he says. If you've had a Tetnis
shot within the last five years, you are covered for
a dirty dog bite. If you've had a Tetnis shot
within the last ten years, you are covered for a
clean dog bite.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I'm like, I hate you. What it's a dirty
dog bite?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Exactly? Can you just answer a question?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Answer a question.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
New Zealand has announced plans to eradicate feral cats by
twenty fifty. That's rude.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Who what, that's incredible?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Screw you, New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're gonna rust feral cats. I don't give them little homes.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
An executive with scampbell soup was caught on a secret
recordings slamming the company's product and belittling the people who
buy Campbell's soup.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It was a big Twitter story, Yester.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Wow, yeah, you know you were hanging out on X.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I know you don't know what I am look at you.
I will not call it that though. It's always Twitter.
An Italian man, of course, of course, thanks something else
we need now? An Italian man dressed as his mom
to continue collecting her pension three years after she died.
And you know what, when you look at the mugshot
of him, kind of looks like his mom.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
So how do he get caught?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I mean that's fraud, why, clearly. But at some point
they're like, this is not Muriel. He had a good
scam going.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh my god, he did a really good job.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean, not bad, it's pretty good. I mean, maybe
you let him go for the I'm having trouble penhow check?
Oh maud come right in. And finally, it took fifteen
days and two separate toes before anyone noticed a dead
guy in the backseat of a car in Virginia. Now
police are finally investigating the death, but the point is.
(03:05):
It was fifteen days. The guy was dead in the car,
and they're like, well let's use this toe company, Well,
let's use this toe. They didn't know.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh my god, there you go.