May 30, 2025 • 5 mins
Police are on the hunt for a guy with a mustache that stole a ferret.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for that's incredible, incredible stories from around the world
and beyond. At the beginning of the show, I had
asked Allison, because she's been having so many sinus problems
over the last couple of months, could it be something
like this. We'll see a woman on TikTok is going
viral after claiming her ex boyfriend past gas kinda near
her face and it gave her a sinus infection elle
(00:22):
that lasted seven years. Here's Christine talking about the infection.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Listen, we dated like seven years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've had a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Persistent sinus infection ever since. He and I stayed in
a hotel one night after I had surgery and he
farted terribly. I know my sinus infection culture today and
it is E coal. I usually don't get E Coli
in your sinuses because ecoi is from poop. I don't
(00:53):
know how does that get near sinuses unless you have
a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to
inhale it because you are immobile. After ankle searchery.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She vigd him of a Dutch oven. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
There is a lot of gas passing, and I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
At your house yeah. But my point is I'm wondering
if that. I mean, is that a real thing or
is she just did she get a coll I some
other way?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh well, I don't know if she's had chronic sinus infections.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
For seven years. Seven years ago, the guy had some
gas by her, and now all of a sudden, she
come on, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's crazy. Was she diagnosed by a regular doctor?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
TikTok?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And I'd like to think Cole I will not last
seven years. It should clear your system airborne. I don't know,
but I'm going to demand that he does his gas
passing in a room not near me, which I actually
already demand. Yeah, of course, I'm like, why did you
have to come.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
In here and do that?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You got a whole apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Seriously enjoy it. The lights keep going out?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Are?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They kept going out? On last night's Women's College World
Series game between UCLA and Oregon. The game had gotten
backed up earlier than the day due to rain and lightning,
so when the clock struck ten, this started happening very
bizarre out the way by Clements and their goal to lights.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Are rise ball so ferocious it turned out the lights
here in Oklahoma, right at ten pm.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's not used to playing games this leek? That's why?
Is that why?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
As the folks in the crowd get out there, flashlights
SA well deserved all American New Year Oh their goal
to lights again? Well, this is an interesting subplot. We
didn't have to take big ten after dark to that?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Literally incredible? How about that? Wow? Do they figure out
what happened? No? I wonder if they're just on a
timer maybe huh. Police and Jacksonville, Florida are looking for
a man with a long mustache. He stole a ferret
from a pet store by shoving it down his pants.
I think I have audio from the store here. Listen
(03:04):
to this. To me, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Crazy because we have cameras all in the stores, so
the little bit of camouflage that he did do wasn't
very camouflage because he was right there on the camera,
very easy to be spotted.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm just really focused on the ferret in your pants
part of the story, obviously, but I'm really focused on
the long mustache. I'd like more like, just how long
was this mustag?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Does it go off your face? I'm thinking like handlebar mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I think too.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't know a guy that had way too much
to drink, crash his car into another car in a
motel parking lot, and when the police came and asked
for his ID, he tried to bribe them, slipping them
at twenty dollars bill. That's incredible, he tried. Wow, listen,
way to do it. I thought you cut me a break.
It's so funny. One last story here that I put
(03:56):
up on Facebook because I did it on TV yesterday
in my Space minute, because it's real.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You got a lot of shares on that, did I yeah,
forty four. I mean I I always eating a space thing.
I mean I'm always blown away by like people sharing.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Shares always surprised me, like someone liked it that much
that they shared it themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There are people that just share things, like their whole
page is shared. Oh okay, every forty four minutes, Every
forty four minutes, a mysterious signal blinks from deep space
radio waves and X rays perfectly timed. No known object
should be able to do this, So what is it?
(04:40):
And then you know, and this scientist found where it's
coming from. It's it like purple light. But I made
a joke that that is kind of the whole plot
of the movie Contact. You know, Jodie Foster's like has
this array of satellites and she's hearing this, like we
we this ma the way is going off and it
turns out to be you know, aliens who sent a
(05:01):
signal millions of years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So you think it's aliens.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, shouldn't we look more in everything? Looking four minutes
every forty four minutes? Are we just now finding this out?
Sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What's NASA been sitting over there doing for the last
fifty years or however long they're old. Well maybe it
hasn't been blinking for that long.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think it. I think they just you know, listen,
we really need to get to They build these new
the satellites and these new telescopes and they can point
them to like a pinpoint of sand and find five
billion things. It's crazy what's out there. It is overwhelming.
Time for that's incredible, incredible stories from around the world
and beyond. At the beginning of the show, I had
asked Allison, because she's been having so many sinus problems
over the last couple of months, could it be something
like this. We'll see a woman on TikTok is going
viral after claiming her ex boyfriend past gas kinda near
her face and it gave her a sinus infection elle
(00:22):
that lasted seven years. Here's Christine talking about the infection.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Listen, we dated like seven years ago.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've had a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Persistent sinus infection ever since. He and I stayed in
a hotel one night after I had surgery and he
farted terribly. I know my sinus infection culture today and
it is E coal. I usually don't get E Coli
in your sinuses because ecoi is from poop. I don't
(00:53):
know how does that get near sinuses unless you have
a boyfriend who farts disgustingly and you are forced to
inhale it because you are immobile. After ankle searchery.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She vigd him of a Dutch oven. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
There is a lot of gas passing, and I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
At your house yeah. But my point is I'm wondering
if that. I mean, is that a real thing or
is she just did she get a coll I some
other way?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh well, I don't know if she's had chronic sinus infections.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
For seven years. Seven years ago, the guy had some
gas by her, and now all of a sudden, she
come on, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's crazy. Was she diagnosed by a regular doctor?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
TikTok?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And I'd like to think Cole I will not last
seven years. It should clear your system airborne. I don't know,
but I'm going to demand that he does his gas
passing in a room not near me, which I actually
already demand. Yeah, of course, I'm like, why did you
have to come.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
In here and do that?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You got a whole apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Seriously enjoy it. The lights keep going out?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Are?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They kept going out? On last night's Women's College World
Series game between UCLA and Oregon. The game had gotten
backed up earlier than the day due to rain and lightning,
so when the clock struck ten, this started happening very
bizarre out the way by Clements and their goal to lights.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Are rise ball so ferocious it turned out the lights
here in Oklahoma, right at ten pm.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's not used to playing games this leek? That's why?
Is that why?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
As the folks in the crowd get out there, flashlights
SA well deserved all American New Year Oh their goal
to lights again? Well, this is an interesting subplot. We
didn't have to take big ten after dark to that?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Literally incredible? How about that? Wow? Do they figure out
what happened? No? I wonder if they're just on a
timer maybe huh. Police and Jacksonville, Florida are looking for
a man with a long mustache. He stole a ferret
from a pet store by shoving it down his pants.
I think I have audio from the store here. Listen
(03:04):
to this. To me, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Crazy because we have cameras all in the stores, so
the little bit of camouflage that he did do wasn't
very camouflage because he was right there on the camera,
very easy to be spotted.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm just really focused on the ferret in your pants
part of the story, obviously, but I'm really focused on
the long mustache. I'd like more like, just how long
was this mustag?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Does it go off your face? I'm thinking like handlebar mustache?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I think too.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't know a guy that had way too much
to drink, crash his car into another car in a
motel parking lot, and when the police came and asked
for his ID, he tried to bribe them, slipping them
at twenty dollars bill. That's incredible, he tried. Wow, listen,
way to do it. I thought you cut me a break.
It's so funny. One last story here that I put
(03:56):
up on Facebook because I did it on TV yesterday
in my Space minute, because it's real.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You got a lot of shares on that, did I yeah,
forty four. I mean I I always eating a space thing.
I mean I'm always blown away by like people sharing.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Shares always surprised me, like someone liked it that much
that they shared it themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There are people that just share things, like their whole
page is shared. Oh okay, every forty four minutes, Every
forty four minutes, a mysterious signal blinks from deep space
radio waves and X rays perfectly timed. No known object
should be able to do this, So what is it?
(04:40):
And then you know, and this scientist found where it's
coming from. It's it like purple light. But I made
a joke that that is kind of the whole plot
of the movie Contact. You know, Jodie Foster's like has
this array of satellites and she's hearing this, like we
we this ma the way is going off and it
turns out to be you know, aliens who sent a
(05:01):
signal millions of years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So you think it's aliens.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, shouldn't we look more in everything? Looking four minutes
every forty four minutes? Are we just now finding this out?
Sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What's NASA been sitting over there doing for the last
fifty years or however long they're old. Well maybe it
hasn't been blinking for that long.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think it. I think they just you know, listen,
we really need to get to They build these new
the satellites and these new telescopes and they can point
them to like a pinpoint of sand and find five
billion things. It's crazy what's out there. It is overwhelming.
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