September 29, 2025 • 3 mins
Too many Americans are getting their news updates from TikTok.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for that's incredible. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Incredible story from around the world and beyond. We'll start
with this. A woman in England went viral for telling
the story of how she almost died from yawning too
hard too vertebrae in her neck compressed her spine, and
doctors gave her a fifty to fifty chance of making it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Why. Luckily she can walk again, but she has nerve
pain and other issues. Incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, so her story is much worse than yours, much
more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You think she's gonna get olive garden breadsticks on? I
don't think so. Probably not curious more blessings.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Maybe I'll take you to the Maybe I'll take you
guys olive garden.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
God that clean? This lingah, that will let's do that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Two guys in Texas are facing charges after they pranked
a guy by changing his user name on Netflix and
some sort of insult. Then they got into a big
fight over it, which erupted into gunfire.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Luckily no one died.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Wow, incredible, that's why charges are okay? Because I was like,
the first part of that story seemed pretty uh huh,
not worth the police.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Right, seemed to bit off.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
There's a new trend in online dating called biobating, which
is over selling your dating app bio in ways that
don't quite hold up in real life.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is that like patting your resume?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I guess, so, so what does that say?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like like maybe you played baseball in high school, but
you say you used to be a ballplayer.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well that's I mean, that's what everybody does.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But I was thinking about if I was online dating,
what my bio would be, because I wanted to lead
with my strengths. Yeah, and I was going to say,
you know, my name's Alison. I'm awesome at merging roundabouts
and loading the dishwasher Like that would be like, don't
you want to date me? Those are the three things
I'm the most awesome. And it's really funny merging roundabouts
(01:47):
and loading the digital people would love stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And then you can freshen up the dating app by
adding professional printer paper getter.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh yeah, and I get stuff off there and you
get stuff off the printer. Man. If I'm ever single,
I am going to light it up. That's the way
to go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. One in five Americans now regularly get their news
from TikTok that's incredible.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Well, that's kind of see, we're going to need you
to stop doing that. There's not news there. I don't know, Chelsea,
you're the queen of TikTok. Don't get your news there.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
If you want to get like celebrity gossip off of TikTok,
that's fine if you I don't know. I guess if
it's a news organization that you're you know, following a
story on, that's one thing. But like Angela who's reporting
the news from her bedroom, don't don't take that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good things got physical for a throupple in Florida, and
now a woman is trying to boot both her ex
boyfriend and ex girlfriend from the house without a whole
lot of success.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's incredible.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Tholes will turn on you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You have to have like a written agreement on how
that works. At least it's this case. At least it's
the case of she is getting rid of both of them.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, I guess it would be the because usually a
throuple goes wrong and one they want to kick.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
One out old thrupple.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I have a thruple in my life and they added
a fourth or quad.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now, oh that did not work. Out. The thrupple is
what worked.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Just too many people.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The quad, it screwed everything up. The fourth is out.
I'm friends with someone in a thrule too. Yeah, it's
like a yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And they're in a nerd thrupple. So it's three of them.
Oh wow, and they're always doing nerd things together. I'm like,
look at you, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it's three people in the throttle.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, that is, that's a throuple.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I didn't realize that we had to clarify that there
were three people in a throuble.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hey, listen, you give people a lot of credit. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm learning new things every day, Like I'm learning that
I even had a friend.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the trumble. By the way, where who's your friend
in a throuple? We both have one? Yeah, certainly Laurels.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So how funny my friends would say that I'm in
a thruple with Nick and Laurel and a friendship thrupple.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yea truple.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Shoplifters could be soon chased down by drones and die coke.
Lime is coming back next week.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I didn't know. It's incredible
Time for that's incredible. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Incredible story from around the world and beyond. We'll start
with this. A woman in England went viral for telling
the story of how she almost died from yawning too
hard too vertebrae in her neck compressed her spine, and
doctors gave her a fifty to fifty chance of making it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Why. Luckily she can walk again, but she has nerve
pain and other issues. Incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, so her story is much worse than yours, much
more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You think she's gonna get olive garden breadsticks on? I
don't think so. Probably not curious more blessings.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Maybe I'll take you to the Maybe I'll take you
guys olive garden.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
God that clean? This lingah, that will let's do that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Two guys in Texas are facing charges after they pranked
a guy by changing his user name on Netflix and
some sort of insult. Then they got into a big
fight over it, which erupted into gunfire.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Luckily no one died.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Wow, incredible, that's why charges are okay? Because I was like,
the first part of that story seemed pretty uh huh,
not worth the police.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Right, seemed to bit off.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
There's a new trend in online dating called biobating, which
is over selling your dating app bio in ways that
don't quite hold up in real life.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is that like patting your resume?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I guess, so, so what does that say?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like like maybe you played baseball in high school, but
you say you used to be a ballplayer.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well that's I mean, that's what everybody does.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But I was thinking about if I was online dating,
what my bio would be, because I wanted to lead
with my strengths. Yeah, and I was going to say,
you know, my name's Alison. I'm awesome at merging roundabouts
and loading the dishwasher Like that would be like, don't
you want to date me? Those are the three things
I'm the most awesome. And it's really funny merging roundabouts
(01:47):
and loading the digital people would love stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And then you can freshen up the dating app by
adding professional printer paper getter.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh yeah, and I get stuff off there and you
get stuff off the printer. Man. If I'm ever single,
I am going to light it up. That's the way
to go.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah. One in five Americans now regularly get their news
from TikTok that's incredible.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Well, that's kind of see, we're going to need you
to stop doing that. There's not news there. I don't know, Chelsea,
you're the queen of TikTok. Don't get your news there.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
If you want to get like celebrity gossip off of TikTok,
that's fine if you I don't know. I guess if
it's a news organization that you're you know, following a
story on, that's one thing. But like Angela who's reporting
the news from her bedroom, don't don't take that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good things got physical for a throupple in Florida, and
now a woman is trying to boot both her ex
boyfriend and ex girlfriend from the house without a whole
lot of success.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's incredible.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Tholes will turn on you.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You have to have like a written agreement on how
that works. At least it's this case. At least it's
the case of she is getting rid of both of them.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, I guess it would be the because usually a
throuple goes wrong and one they want to kick.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
One out old thrupple.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I have a thruple in my life and they added
a fourth or quad.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Now, oh that did not work. Out. The thrupple is
what worked.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Just too many people.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The quad, it screwed everything up. The fourth is out.
I'm friends with someone in a thrule too. Yeah, it's
like a yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And they're in a nerd thrupple. So it's three of them.
Oh wow, and they're always doing nerd things together. I'm like,
look at you, guys.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it's three people in the throttle.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, that is, that's a throuple.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I didn't realize that we had to clarify that there
were three people in a throuble.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hey, listen, you give people a lot of credit. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm learning new things every day, Like I'm learning that
I even had a friend.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the trumble. By the way, where who's your friend
in a throuple? We both have one? Yeah, certainly Laurels.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So how funny my friends would say that I'm in
a thruple with Nick and Laurel and a friendship thrupple.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yea truple.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Shoplifters could be soon chased down by drones and die coke.
Lime is coming back next week.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I didn't know. It's incredible
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