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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for that's incredible incredible stories from around the
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world and beyond. We'll start with this one. A Massachusetts
woman was attacked by a raccoon on her own property,
and she says that the creatures had become monsters. Here's
Catherine talking about, uh, these terrible raccoon attacks monsters.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It flew at me from several different directions. All I
could do was scream, help me, help me.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
This is nightmare.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I just encountered a monster. What do you do? Like,
what do you call?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You call critter control? I mean you call the state.
I mean you've got raccoons, you're not. Yeah, I don't
know hunt raccoons. You gotta get them out safely. But
they I mean the fact that they're comfortable, not even
attacking a person. I'm very torn because it's not how
I know raccoons to behave.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, you'd stand up for of cobra.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, But I mean, I just did she start it
in any way?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Is it possible she started the sounds like she started its.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Me from several different directions, several different directions.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That's a problem. You gotta call someone.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, there was more destruction than usual at a monster
truck show in Washington. After a truck made an impressive jump,
one of its tires flew off. This is a story
fresh for the Ford Flex. This is Alison arriving at
the Jersey Mics.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh my, oh no, holy, oh my god, no ways,
oh my, I think that is audio of your car arriving.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
No, you know what would happen if I tried to
join were full in the monster truck race.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Here's a couple of quick hits for you.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The California Department of Transportation has launched an investigation into
a retirement party during work hours that allegedly involved booze
and strippers. There's no word on the stripper's name, which
you know, of course, is disappointing, but we'll continue to follow.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Wait, authority's gotten baulked.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
They gotten the California Department of Transportation.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, that's up. That's a that's a Oh, it's a government.
I could get on board with all of it, but
the strippers. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Two people stole four hundred dollars worth of alcohol from
a Walgreens in Florida and were caught after using a
brown scooter as a getaway vehicle.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Incredible true story. Just love it when people are so dumb.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We continue with this man and Florida was arrested after
he assaulted a golfer on a golf course because he
was playing too slow. He punched the guy multiple times
in the face, breaking a bone beneath the eye socket.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's a terrible reaction, but I do feel that there
has to be some sort of flaw.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
People do get cranky about you not moving along fast,
like I shouldn't take forever.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And finally, today, this is an incredible story. How many
close friends do you actually really need? You're Chelsea oh
forty two forty two all with weddings in the same year.
According to new research, on average, people with high well
being have five friends they can rely on. Those with
poorer mental health report just over three. I always say
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I can count my friend my friend friends on one hand,
and then I have your you have your outer rim
of friends that you know extended. But you really you
probably can count on five people that'll be there to
to belly out of jail, to move your house, to
be at your funeral, to I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That's that's where you got five people. I don't know
if you have more than that. I think five probably
closest know everything about you. Yeah, feel safe with. Yeah,
there you go.