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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Weatherwise, today we are looking at a high eighty four
degrees and clouds.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I was going to say, did you lose your glass's
big plastic?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I didn't you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm not using big plastic today because you know what
the light reflects off of it and I can't see that. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Do you want to make it my.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Job to every day fill big plastic with the new copy?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
No, it's not even that.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Okay, I want to give you a job. I'll have
a job.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
She's really hell bent on having tasks this week, like
when when you're off doing Fox stuff, she's talking about
needing tasks.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Can I tell you something, honestly, if our studio wasn't
being used on television so much, I would ask for
that wall behind Allison to be a gigantic dry erase
board and I would write everything super big.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And then because you're handwriting a stellar and you can
typically read that, well, that was.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Code and politeness for saying you would be writing everything.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Really because oh so I would get another job.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
But then I would take it from you because I
can actually do that.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We have to get you a step stool. But yeah,
you've ended up there. That's not a bad idea. That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Let's do that's incredible. So incredible stories from around the
world and beyond. We'll start with this. A homeowner in
La found a naked intruder in their home. This seems
like it's an LA thing. I mean, doesn't matter if
your famous or not. Naked people are constantly going into
people's homes. He was supposedly on drugs, did a bunch
of bizarre things around the house.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here's the homeowner talking about the break in.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Listen as I stuck the key and I could see
the entire kitchen had been completely.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Let me just reconnect this again to me and do
everything humanly possible not to scream.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
There we go.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Stuck the key and I could see the entire kitchen
had been ransacked. Completely naked sleeping in my bed, he
was yelling to me and my friend and also the officers.
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to and kill you.
Box ice cream sandwiches he ate, dull whiped a whole
box of Beyond beef burgers. He stuck in the microwave,
cooked them and then ate them, and then spit a
big wad of gum with the size of a softball
(02:00):
on my kitchen table.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's incredible.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Speaking of the gum comment, that just reminds me.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You know how you have random memories as a kid
that you're like, why on earth would I ever remember this?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I remember I was told.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That I could have one piece of Bubblicious, and we
had two flavors at home, like cotton candy and regular,
and I could not decide which one I wanted to have.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And cried your eyes out.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, So I ended up putting two pieces of each
in my mouth, because that makes sense, and then had
to tell my mom that I had four pieces of
Bubblicious and what she could tell stupid memory. Something I'm
always going to remember though. That's Chelsea's big scandal. That
was the one time in life she really went dark.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And this happened when you were sixteen?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yes, wow, yeah, wow?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I really Who would have thought that story would elicit
so many responses?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I know, but why at sixteen are you being gum controled.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I wasn't sixteen, Oh okay, yeah, I was like eight.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
An eighty three year old man crashed his car into
a bank this month, exactly six weeks to the hour
for when he crashed his car into the same bank
bank in the same spot.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They hadn't even had a chance to repair the window.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh he was.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He's got to be old, right, yeah, eighty three yeah, okay,
and that's like his one outing a week, So he's
going to hit that bank again.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
A woman claims she never has to pay for chicken
because she goes home and weighs the chicken after buying it,
and if it will and if the weight is off,
which happens frequently, apparently, she complains and gets reimbursed.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
This is how she does it. The netweight is.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
One point four or five pounds. That means that without
the packaging, that's how much meat should be in here.
When I go to measure it food scale, you need
one of these, so after you zero it out with
the plate one point three eight pounds and the netweight
one point four or five. So for this particular one,
it's only a tenth of a pound off. I would
(03:53):
not call on this one because that's close enough.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But that's just how you do it to check the weight.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
And make sure you getting your money's worth.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I couldn't imagine a life. I couldn't imagine a life
with that woman.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I am just happy to spend the five point forty
nine on the chicken so I don't have to go
back and have a conversation.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
With you about exchanging.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think that's someone who just wants to be hated.
I like you have a death wish to just have
everyone around you be annoyed with you.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
God, it's brutal.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
There's a new game on TikTok called One Is Poison.
This is gaining popularity because you set out a bunch
of candy on a table, your opponent designates one piece
as poison, and you try to eat as many as
you can without eating the poison one. For each piece
of candy you eat without being poisoned, you win a
theoretical one hundred thousand dollars. Here's a couple examples of
(04:44):
this incredibly stupid new game.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Each of these catoos is worth one hundred thousand, However,
one of them is poisonous. How many are you willing
to try and eat? Okay, pleasure eyes, I'm going to
point to.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The poisonous one. Get Mitchell.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
God, fine, and I think that's there's been some money
two three undred k cool.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
This isn't real money.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Kind of wish it was Remember what TikTok was going.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
To go away?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Can we revisit that?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I mean that was almost a really happy time.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Maybe we should stop extending that.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, China, you can have.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Times up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
A Popeyes manager in North Carolina was accused of shooting
a coworker over burnt biscuits last week.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What a terrible story, crab.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
That takes his job real seriously.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
An investigation is underway after a Pennsylvania school districts had
a kindergarten student gave jello shots out in the class
to classmates. That has to be a situation where the
kid grabbed something from the refrigerator and didn't know that.
I mean, but clearly that's not deliberate. But what kind
of parent has jello shots around the kid?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's how did they get to school?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I mean, honestly, who's doing jello shots after college? Honestly?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Right?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Some people are Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
A driver in France may have broken the record for
the longest time driving a vehicle without a valid license
or insurance over twenty eight years. How he told police
he had his license revoked in nineteen ninety seven and
hasn't bothered to reapply for it in twenty eight years.
This person has not been pulled over A questioned about us.
It is luck luck.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I guess, well, yeah, but don't you need your license
for other things than just of course? Like so not
one person at like a liquor store anything, saw that
his license was expired.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Literally didn't fly anywhere.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, I guess not. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Last story, a mom is confused because your kid got
a birthday invitation from a friend, but the kid's parents
aren't having a party.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
They just want gifts sent over.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh no, there's also information if you want a Venmo
or cash app out.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Absolutely absolutely not Wow, my parents?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Is that the new way? Is that twenty twenty five?
No party, just give us gifts.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I don't know, but I see people.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
I think it's a different generation, but I see people
on social media in a bind and they'll give their
Venmo and cash app and it's like a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
People yeah, will.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Just say hey, and I'm like, are we just we
just ask each other? I could someone send my Venmo
some money.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm blown away by people that say it's it's my
birthday week and put their cash app up.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
That's yeah, that's kind of what I'm like, Wow, it's
a thing, and I do that next year.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
And people actually do it. That's what I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Understand, Like someone is actively sending that person money.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I gotta tell you, if I only got to send
twenty bucks and I don't have to come to a party,
I might do it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's not bad happy birthday.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
I can't go to the party anyways. What difference does
it make? I save myself the twenty bus