That's Incredible: No You Can't Smell My Feet

A man was engraged a woman wouldn't let him smell her feet so he ran her over in That's Incredible!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I thought you, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You told me this morning you had a little update
for us on a program you haven't filled me in yet,
Honor Allison.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, so you know how yesterday on the show, I
said that my grandma gets this little magazine that's like
South Lion based, and they talk about South Lion alumni
and how she wants me to apply and stuff like that. Well,
I get an email from Brian from the Superintendent's Office

(00:27):
of South Lion who said, Hey, a staff member heard
that you were talking about this this morning and we
would love to feature you.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
So bam, Wait, so you're going to be in another magazine.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
See now you're going to be in the South Lion
superintendent newsletter.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's called like the Lion or something like that.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So great.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Can she do an appearance where she sets up a
comic con and she signs copies of it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's a good idea. Can you agent that.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I got to see you what kind of my cut
would be on that? But yeah, I can try to
work that out. I mean to work something.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
No one tell my grandma because this is going to
be a surprise for her.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I want her to open up.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
That magazine one day and be like, oh my gosh,
there she is.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, that was all she ever wanted in.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Life was for you to be in the Lion.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, you think this radio job would really trump all
of that, But no, I mean you still haven't made
it into that.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Little Uh is incredible? That's so great. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Here's some other incredible stories today. A woman in Japan
fell for one of those romance scams. Yeah, a guy
claimed he was an astronaut and said his ship was
under attack and low on oxygen and got her to
send six thousand, seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm going to start feeling sorry for these people, and
I need to go back to Chelsea's story real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
For my own benefit.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I would just like to ask Ipselani if they could
put me in any of our periodicals in any way,
shape or that.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Of the police blotter. How the flex is no longer
a menace to society. A woman in Florida met up
with a man to sell him some used shoes last week,
but it got weird when he asked if he could,
you know, smell her feet. She said no, so he
got mad and then hit her with the s UV.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
She's okay, Oh my god, what a mediac that's wait,
was the people are weird?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Was there even a conversation about how much extra for
the feet smell?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know. He was a twenty eight year old
man named Elmonsey Circle.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Well, that's not right, that's not his real name. And
I told you people are into weird foot stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And of course they happened in Florida and.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Maybe not meet up for this transaction at a hotel.
By the way, that's what time Walmart parking lots for right.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
A Texas roadhouse in Massachusetts was inspected by the state
after a viral TikTok video showed staples being baked into
the bread that I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sure that wasn't on purpose. I'm sure that was like
an accident. Oh, that wasn't a disgruntled I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't know how you get more than one in there,
but wow, that's dangerous. Yeah, Ald just found seventy percent
of Americans rely on their gut when making a lot
of big life decisions. That includes things like your intuition,
general vibes, and insight you might get from prayer. So
your gut decision is often the one that you go
with on things.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I mean, I think that's why you get it. Like
your gut will give you a feeling about something. I
think that's a sign.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I think I go completely against my gut and
that's why things end up.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
The way that they do it.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's incredible that you're constantly featured in magazines.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're a local favorite in just one town in the world.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The New York Times says visible bra straps are back
in fashion again thanks to the nineties revival.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
That's happening right now. The nineties are making a comeback.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
What am I making a comeback?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Loose wires that pop out? Oh, I pushed it back in.
I don't want to see your loose wire.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, I pushed it back in, but it was like
up here and it was like sticking right out stabbing it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
As I say, as long as it's not stabbing. No,
it was going outward.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
There's nothing worse than when your wires coming out on
the side and just gabbing your side all day. Man,
you can't wait to take that bra off.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You have a broad chat