August 6, 2025 • 4 mins
If you're doing any of these things...it's time to stop!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're ready to hear about totally unhygienic things we do
(00:02):
every single day and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Who knew we did them?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Not really super gross and unhygienic. We'll start with touching
sticky condiment bottles at a restaurant table. How would you
not do that?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
What's gross is that the restaurants allow that to happen.
They're not wiped down after every Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Isn't that part of your side work?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It is? You got to marry your ketchups?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh so, yeah, like four o'clock in the afternoon, it's
been through the ringer. Yeah, menu, did you men used too?
Can be real nasty?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
How about licking fingers when counting money or turning pages?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's funny because pre COVID, I've thought about this because
COVID changed one thing about me.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know that I ever washed my hands in
a day. I mean I did. You know, you go
to the bathroom, you.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Wash your hands, But I mean outside of that, getting gas,
going to the ATM No, I don't think I did.
And I'd rub my eyes and occasionally you have to
clear your nose and you're.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Still stopping getting fast food and eating in the car.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, and I will not touch anything on my face anymore.
And I don't even feel like purelling is good enough,
like I need actual soap and hot water.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Purrel is just getting you through that buffer zone until
you can get home and wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This one, when you think about it, pulling a tortilla
out of the bag and then putting it on top
of the package so you're not putting it on the counter.
I've done that, like get flowers tortillas you're like out
on the bag, but plate put it on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I think about that all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, because I give I give Shelby all of her
medicine in a piece of turkey, and I put the
turkey on top of the bag.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I always think like.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This was sitting in the grocery store, like I don't
know how many hands are on this, but it is.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What it is. There's one other thing that from COVID.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I have been retrained, but I would get over that tortilla.
I wouldn't do that. I'd put it on a plate
because I got germ thick. But I think, isn't it
after two days any germs that were on that tortilla package?
Or you'd use it supposed to be a bot it
you said that night that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You have maybe I don't know. How about you? Ever?
Did you ever you like chili cheese fries? Love love
chili cheese fries. You ever eat them while you're bowling?
Probably not the best thing to do, but how many
times we had delicious snack foods while bowling. You're putting
your fingers in the bowling ball and then and then
you're touching the all the grossness.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That is so nasty. But I bigger than that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I've never eaten chili cheese fries with my fingers. How
can you You picked.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The side pieces that have like a little.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Bit of Yeah, how about scrolling on your phone on
the toilet? Guilty?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah we all are. But you guys clean your phone.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's another every once in a while. See, so I
still have some nutty behavior. For as much as I
calmed down from COVID, I still have some nutty behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Have you calmed down?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
No? I mean I don't wear face mask anymore, and
I was doing that back in February.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
But my alcohol wipe my phone every single time, like
not every day, every single time it leaves the house
and comes back in.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, that's crazy, and.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It might be why my phone can't hold a charge anyway,
that's all crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How about packing before we go on a trip and
putting your filthy suitcase on your bed.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I think about that one too, That should stay on
the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I have one of those those things, you know that
they're in the hotel room.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The extender thing that you put on.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
One of those at home ice machines. That's a big one.
Like they say, the ice machine at the hotel is
about as.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Nasty as it gets. You know what you do.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm always getting nice.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You don't think about it. Everyone's in and out of there. Nope.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Anything else here, I guess, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That bowling ball thing? Really?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh people here, Alison. Last one for you people letting
their cats walk on their dining room tables and kitchen counters.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm sorry. They're very clean animals, so cram it. That's
what we say. They walk in their litter box. Oh
that's a really good that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Two minutes in the litter box and then right onto
the counter next to orangs delicious nachos.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh boy, funded at your house, you guys, you guys
come over for tortilla.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, it's a tortilla. And I where are you keeping them?
Right before you make them, just so we know
You're ready to hear about totally unhygienic things we do
(00:02):
every single day and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Who knew we did them?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Not really super gross and unhygienic. We'll start with touching
sticky condiment bottles at a restaurant table. How would you
not do that?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
What's gross is that the restaurants allow that to happen.
They're not wiped down after every Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Isn't that part of your side work?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It is? You got to marry your ketchups?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Oh so, yeah, like four o'clock in the afternoon, it's
been through the ringer. Yeah, menu, did you men used too?
Can be real nasty?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
How about licking fingers when counting money or turning pages?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's funny because pre COVID, I've thought about this because
COVID changed one thing about me.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know that I ever washed my hands in
a day. I mean I did. You know, you go
to the bathroom, you.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Wash your hands, But I mean outside of that, getting gas,
going to the ATM No, I don't think I did.
And I'd rub my eyes and occasionally you have to
clear your nose and you're.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Still stopping getting fast food and eating in the car.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, and I will not touch anything on my face anymore.
And I don't even feel like purelling is good enough,
like I need actual soap and hot water.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Purrel is just getting you through that buffer zone until
you can get home and wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This one, when you think about it, pulling a tortilla
out of the bag and then putting it on top
of the package so you're not putting it on the counter.
I've done that, like get flowers tortillas you're like out
on the bag, but plate put it on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I think about that all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, because I give I give Shelby all of her
medicine in a piece of turkey, and I put the
turkey on top of the bag.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I always think like.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
This was sitting in the grocery store, like I don't
know how many hands are on this, but it is.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What it is. There's one other thing that from COVID.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I have been retrained, but I would get over that tortilla.
I wouldn't do that. I'd put it on a plate
because I got germ thick. But I think, isn't it
after two days any germs that were on that tortilla package?
Or you'd use it supposed to be a bot it
you said that night that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You have maybe I don't know. How about you? Ever?
Did you ever you like chili cheese fries? Love love
chili cheese fries. You ever eat them while you're bowling?
Probably not the best thing to do, but how many
times we had delicious snack foods while bowling. You're putting
your fingers in the bowling ball and then and then
you're touching the all the grossness.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That is so nasty. But I bigger than that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I've never eaten chili cheese fries with my fingers. How
can you You picked.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The side pieces that have like a little.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Bit of Yeah, how about scrolling on your phone on
the toilet? Guilty?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah we all are. But you guys clean your phone.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
That's another every once in a while. See, so I
still have some nutty behavior. For as much as I
calmed down from COVID, I still have some nutty behavior.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Have you calmed down?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
No? I mean I don't wear face mask anymore, and
I was doing that back in February.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
But my alcohol wipe my phone every single time, like
not every day, every single time it leaves the house
and comes back in.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, that's crazy, and.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
It might be why my phone can't hold a charge anyway,
that's all crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How about packing before we go on a trip and
putting your filthy suitcase on your bed.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I think about that one too, That should stay on
the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I have one of those those things, you know that
they're in the hotel room.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
The extender thing that you put on.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
One of those at home ice machines. That's a big one.
Like they say, the ice machine at the hotel is
about as.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Nasty as it gets. You know what you do.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm always getting nice.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You don't think about it. Everyone's in and out of there. Nope.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Anything else here, I guess, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That bowling ball thing? Really?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh people here, Alison. Last one for you people letting
their cats walk on their dining room tables and kitchen counters.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm sorry. They're very clean animals, so cram it. That's
what we say. They walk in their litter box. Oh
that's a really good that's a really good point.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Two minutes in the litter box and then right onto
the counter next to orangs delicious nachos.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh boy, funded at your house, you guys, you guys
come over for tortilla.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, it's a tortilla. And I where are you keeping them?
Right before you make them, just so we know
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