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August 8, 2025 6 mins
Today is Fox 2 Dylan's last day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is really the end of an era today, what
you said, end of an era? And for the last time.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dylan Dylan, Dylan, Yes, Dylan the last as six a
M producer at Fox two.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm sad.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Let's welcome the guy who can chase ghosts and the
Fox two rafters warn you about the dangers of selling
backyard eggs. Rearrange your nightstand for better fun, Shuey, break
the news on mislabeled high noons, spilled coldplay, kiss Cam drama,
and still land a big evening promotion before most of

(00:34):
us can even find our car keys.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Wow, good job, chat.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
About to say, I know you're bessy chat GPT wrote that,
you know, I can't even I mean, are they doing
this on late night talk shows?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
So every time there's a good Joe, maybe I wrote
that last night, I did that in the cart today.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, you go by the way, that's effort to put
it into chat GPT or something.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hey, it's Dylan's last day.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Find every segment he's done with us, and then make
a funny little summary.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Wow that's good, right, yeahl we loved having you. Of course,
I've loved coming down here. I know you've brought stories
with you today. But I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
All right, Well you will do the stories, then we
have a little something for you. Okay, all right, what
do you have for us?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay? So let's start with an objectively funny one. So
a lot of companies are using AI to screen applicants
when they apply for a job. Big companies where they
have McDonald's, for example, millions of people apply or not
a lot of people apply to all their so they
use this AI app that screens it and pulls out
the important info okay, to make sure you meet like
the minimum requirements that can move on to a person interview. Well,

(01:39):
there's a group of they're called white hat hackers, hackers
who do it for a good cause, whether it's they're
paid to do it, like you test test your on security,
oh okay, or they're looking for holes so they can
tell you about them. They're good people that happen to
know out of hack things. Well, they found the back
door to the server, but out a password. Oh no,
Well they tried one, two, three, four, five six, and
that was get out.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh my, All of McDonald's corporation, all of the people
who've applied for a job at any McDonald's since they
started using the service, which I think is like a
couple of years, all of their like date of birth, name, address,
all this information.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Just easily accessible for I don't think of a simpler
six digit password than that. Maybe just one one. But
I don't know how that's possible, because any time I'm
asked to put in a password while I'm creating a
profile for whatever, you have to have numbers, you have
to have capital letters. But they made the program, so

(02:37):
it's their own rules. Bad rules. Wow, yeah, I'll say burgers. Yeah,
not not coding, you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, speaking of burgers. Story number two, Uh, what kind
of cows? I didn't know this. I did some research
this morning. Apparently a big thing if you have, if
you raise cattle like on a small like an island
like New Zealand for example, okay, is making sure that
they're that you have diversity in the genetics of no inbreeding,
so the cows are healthy. I like. So to do that,

(03:04):
you have to keep like detailed records of you know what,
heard this cows from, how old it is, it's fact content,
this and that. Well, some farmer there kept it all
in this spreadsheet, and the spreadsheet got corrupted all of
a sudden, he has all those numbers but no labels
to what they mean. Did the white hats hack it? No,
I don't really know how that happened. So he went
to chat GPT, put the numbers in and said, hey,
can you figure out what the pattern is here? And

(03:25):
it was able to reorganize all the numbers and get
in his info back, and he had an idea. He's like,
what if I can get all of my other farmer
friends I know to feed their the same spreadsheet into
an AI app that I develop, so we can all
you know, see, he made Tinder for cows is what
he's calling it. Really other cats, That's exactly what he's doing.
He said. It's slightly less romantic than a normal dating app. Nice.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I like it, and it's all using science in AI.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Having been a haven't spent too much time on dating
apps in the last decade, I can tell you that
Tinder for cows is probably a little more romantic than
your average dating app, and percent it is could be. Wow,
that's interesting. I think that's wild.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That'd be my favorite story if it didn't end at
the slaughterhouse.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, I think there's I think there's a milkow. That's
why I said adorable.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's funny with that paperwork though, because wait, did I
tell you? Were you guys with me at Prism or
was I with the Superman people? His Prism is a
steakhouse inside Hollywood Desino, a Greek town, so they brought
they brought out as an impressive like for your group.
We brought out this delicious like appetizer steak wagoo appetizer,
and the guy handed me the paperwork for it. I'm like,

(04:37):
of the couch, I want to know what the that
is the sign of a very good restaurant. We love them,
by the way, but I'm just but yeah, I was like,
I don't need to I trust you.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I trust you anyway. Because it is.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Dylan's last day.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Wait to go out on a high note. By the way,
Dylan story, come for the Christmas special.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
We are presenting you with just like Kevin got his
very own cheese pizza and home alone.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh that's you get your very own box of duncan
n you know what am I going to do with a
box of twelve cut into ds? Why don't you look?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, that's a great box again, I thought you really,
it's a really great box of Before putting it on
the free table, think twice, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I think I might opening The thing in one movie
was that they opened the case and you see the
gold light. Yes, is it like the Italian Jock?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, no, it was Samuel Jackson, not pulp fiction.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah. Yeah, you can show it to your camera. That's
called an Italian This is an Italian farewell. There you go.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
So you're not getting whacked. You're getting the Italian farewell?
Does sound like the like I get like the end? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Very much. So well, Dylan, I know you'll come back
and business. Oh yeah, absolutely, and you'll do our big
Christmas special.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh yeh, wait for this Christmas special? Wait you did
not You don't have it ready.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You're not making that reference again.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
You didn't have the song up?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, I will.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, at least just say it. Have fun.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We hear there's gonna be some sweet sounds coming down
on the night shift again.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
More claps? Do get it? I do from the commodorees.
All right,
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