March 18, 2025 • 26 mins
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These are the happiest songs ever.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's what we do on Tuesday that I think you'll
like her.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tuesdays on our show, we do cross exam Allison.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
How's it work?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes silly, sometimes serious,
always entertaining, and we invite you to play along in
the car right now, maybe when you get to work
later with your coworkers, at the dinner table tonight with
your family.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, most your family appropriate questions most of the time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Question number one, would you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Rather sleep wearing handcuffs not like that or a bike helmet?
So I'm assuming when you say wearing handcuffs, you're hooked together, right?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, okay, that was not hooked to something. You're hooked together.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That was my question because that changes everything, Like if
I'm hooked to something, then even though the bike helmet
seems like the ridiculous choice, yeah, because that's going to
be an obstacle for you to lay your head on
a pillow. Right, But I get very squeamish when my
freedom is hindered, meaning if I'm hooked to something, then
(01:00):
my freedom is hindered. If exactly if I'm just hooked
to myself, I can get up and walk out of
the room.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sure, right, yeah, right, So if you're hooked to the bedpost,
you're not going to sleep, but I'm taking the I'm
gonna take the bike helmet.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
If I'm hooked to the bedpost, right, I will take
the bike helmet.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, I'm with you. I think I would take the
bike helmet no matter what. I know.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's that's so funny that you say.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That, because I was thinking, Oh, the bike helmet's the
obvious choice, because although it's uncomfortable, I mean, I can't
imagine anything worse than sleeping in handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But they've come a long way with a bike helmet, don't.
They have very nice soft padding on the inside.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But if you're only hooked to yourself, you know, and
you have like a pretty nice long chain.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know if I could sleep like you're.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Not going to have a nice long chain. You're gonna
have handcuffs.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Like please, But sometimes they can, you know, elongate your chain.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've never seen on cops.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Look what about when they put them behind your back?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But there's still this close. There's only two I think
there's four, maybe three lengths.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I guess that's why they're so good at detaining people.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You're thinking of being like the ball I am.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think I got a lot of chat. He's thinking
of the chain around their waist where.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
There's Yeah, so this is like you. I think you'd
have to sleep like you know, your hands like this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know. All right, I'm gonna an answer.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, I think you guys would bike helmet.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I think I still will try the handcuff. I'm gonna
get you up. I'm going I'm going to get.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Help us. Question number two.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
If you could ask your pet one question, what would
it be, Alison?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh, gosh, just one. There's so many things I'd like
to know. Gosh, what would I ask them?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I would ask them what they think about,
Like what do you think about?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And the thoughts run through your head? It's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Like at first I thought i'd ask them are they happy?
But I know that they're happy. I can tell that
they're happy. I'd like to know what.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What's on your mind all the day long?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
What's going through little head?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
All right, Chelsea, I want to know what's the most
annoying thing that I do to you throughout the day,
just so I can stop doing that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right? I would ask Mario the bulldog.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think you're accomplishing when you spin around in a
circle to go to sleep eighty times and have to like,
or when you take your bed and move it from
one side of the room to the other.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
But that is so adorable, it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But why, I just want to know why? Like, what
what are you achieving?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Think about it this way. Think of your bed right
now in your bedroom right Like what would anything ever
possess you to simply take the bed and move it
to the opposite wall.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I mean, I've actually done that, but what we've called
it's called bed club. We used to do it when
I was a kid, and for fun. It's in house camping.
We would move all our mattresses to the living room
for no reason and just sleep there. So I proposed
it as an adult a couple times. Warn only let
me do it twice. But we move the mattress into
the living room for bed club.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh my dog eats dust off the floor, so I
don't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's not that he's not that calculated.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
He's not, but he was not having a bed club.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It is last question.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
If you could shop for free at one store, which
one store would you choose Alison.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You know, normally I think I would go with like
a Target or a Super Kroger or something like that
that has everything. But right now, all I care about
is furniture. I hate everything in my house, every single
thing in my house.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I want all of it gone. And I just want furniture.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, So I'm literally and because I'm there all the
time and I'm always looking at everything and i want
everything there. I'm just gonna shop at our band o
fan for you. That's all I want. I just want
everything in that store. I want everything in my house replaced.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So we keep to break this down.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If if you could shop for free at one store, yeah,
for the rest of your life, what would it be.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
An Allison's his art fan.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm obsessed with new couches right now. I want
a bed.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
They've got TV's there, which you know have my heart,
so I'm good.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well they do more for yes, yes they do, Chelsea.
I'm going to go with Target.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Target, which yeah, I think is you know, like Allison's
that kind of like an easy basic choice.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
They have everything that you need.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, that's an easy one.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I mean, like like I was thinking the same, like
i'd probably say Kroger, but the other one, I mean,
I might say Costco.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I was thinking about Costco.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The apocalypse comes that I can get bolt cream beans.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That's true, and you can get your.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Casket and I can get my casket.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
None of the other stores offers to.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Disney World at a hot water heater. And you know those
yellow banana peppers, a lot of them. There you go,
there's your cross exam today. I'm one hundred point three
w and I say, by the way, they do not
extend chains for handcock. Are these the happiest songs of
all time? So here's the deal. They asked thirteen hundred
people what are the happiest songs of all time? And
(05:55):
these songs are pretty diverse, but they're also fairly older.
And the one thing I did read in this survey
was they talked to adults between the ages of thirty
and fifty five. So obviously, if you talk to a
twenty year old about what is the happiest song, they're
going to say something different than a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Forty five year old.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, but I still think these songs, all, you know,
hold hold up to the test of time. Yes, at
number eight, you know, I just watched the video for
this today, and I realized that when I was a kid,
I wanted to look like the drummer.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Of Katrina and the Waves.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Really.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, it's weird when I see old music videos, I'm like, oh,
I remember, I wanted to look like that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know. I like this look.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Now, I'm gonna have to watch the video today and
miss feathered hair and a white T shirt and a
suit jack.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh, okay, that's my look.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Remember when Katrina played the Summer Bash but not the Waves?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah, awaits Katrina and the.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Was it like Katrina Sanderson and they're like massive breakup.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't remember falling out between the Waves and Katrina.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That was the night that we ran into her literally
like eight hundred times and she's like, you guys still
hanging around.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It was so.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Listen, Katrina, get out of my face.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
They'll make me dive into where the waves are. Let
me see here Number seven, Paul Simon, you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Can call me al. Yeah. Remember the music video.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I thought in the song as a kid that the
Chevy Chase really was playing the instrument.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was him and Chevy Chase in the night.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now in the video, Let's see here, Number six from
nine teen eighty two.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, no, no, no, no, why why it doesn't it
doesn't not It doesn't make me sad or mad.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I just don't. No one needs to, No one needs
to hear it anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So you're fatigued on it, so you have high burn,
very very high.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's just, you know, I can't even I can't even
formulate why.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I just hear it, and I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's funny though, but if we were in a bar
right now in Orlando, you know, having a couple of
cocktails and I came on, I doubt we would be angry.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
No, yeah, we'd probably start dancing, Yeah, like that little
marchy thing they did in the video with their little
blue jeans spenders on right, number five on the list.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
See.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I think if bon Jovi living on a pair of
mores an eighties anthem and less of a happy like,
yeah it's happy, Yeah, it's positive. I guess maybe it
is happy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I think when people are asking these questions to come
up so that someone can make a poll, no one's
ever really given time to really think it through.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I think they're given a list of fifty songs scale
a one to ten. How happy does this make you?
And you just start clicking ten, ten, ten?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Maybe you know could be number five. I'm sorry that
was number five. Number four is from nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I used to have a routine to this song.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Did you really know?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah I did. People would request it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Were like at parties when I did the nightclub, when
I was there every Friday night, I had a whole thing.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
That I did Boo at boogie. When they said dig it,
I did a little digit motion. See that girl, see
hands over the eyes. It was very detailed.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Look at you. You could be DJ.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I really could have one of these people that come
out with the detail Chelsea record.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh my god, Really we really missed all your fun years.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
We did?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We did, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Can you imagine in twenty twenty if Allison hosted a
club gig. I'm telling you, I would take a sleeping
during the day. I would be there. I'd get a driver.
I would be thrilled watch you do a club gig.
I'd be there. That's fun. Sales, that's fun. By the way,
(10:49):
I wonder why I have it ever reunite?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know, I guess they I guess they don't like.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Money, right, or really don't like each other that much.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Number three three on the list of the Happiest songs
of all time.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know, I'm switching sources here.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, no, it's great, but I don't get that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
You know, that's not pumping me up to make me
feel good.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's just like the Beg's didn't do it. How about
number two I'm.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Talking Yeah, absolutely great song, so good Queen don't Stop
Me Now from nineteen seventy nine stop.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And finally at the number one spot, the happiest song
of all time, or according to at least thirteen hundred
people between the ages of thirty and fifty five, This songs.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I love this song.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Is jealous. They are so good in concert too. God,
I love Yellow.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
All their songs are good.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And you know that's probably why that song specifically gets
used in a lot of commercials.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, because it probably you know, people love it all
right there you go listen to this. Seventy nine year
old guy Oklahoma was driving with a loaded gun in
his car. A train goes by and the dog is
frightened by the train. Rightfully, so dogs love to stick
their head out the window. They love the fresh air.
But yeah, semi trucks, big trains.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You can see a dog getting spooked.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So the dog jumps on the gun and the gun
goes off, and it shot his forty four year old
caretaker in the leg, You idiot human. Luckily she survived.
Some of the nine to one to one audio, that's
what people are talking about. At one point, the guy
almost sounds annoyed and tells the woman to tough it out.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Well, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
And regardless of how stupid her injury came about, you
have to treat her like she's in need, because she is.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Let's listen what happened. Well, a gun went all.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She shot herself.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
She didn't herself. Well it went off. I had a
dog here and on the gun.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
The dog shot her.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yeah, come off, you're tougher than that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I know.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I'm trying to find something.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
To wrap around her leg.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Do you have a clean dry cloth?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I can take my belt off and maybe and wrap
around the head.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, something I said you should have done. It's a tourniquit.
You got to stop the bleeding.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The seven I got a bell. I think the seventy
She's okay. By the way the seventy nine year old
guy eventually did do that. But to him telling her
to tough it out, she just got shot.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Do you think he got shot in the leg? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Do you think maybe that was him trying to give
her like a pep talk, like just tough it out,
just tough it out.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
He's tougher than that he's saying.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
He sounds like Trace Hapkins. He does.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I got the impression though, that the guy is a
passenger in that car too.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yes, Okay, they're like apple.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
You know, he's the he's the seventy nine year old guy,
the dog, and then she's the caretaker of the guy, right,
not the dog.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So yeah, they're all in the car.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, and and they're all in the car with the
gun just you know, rattling around as it should be.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So you have Trace Hapkins last. Everybody, let me get
her theme song? Alan Long, She joins us, Alan, good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
To you, Hey guys, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
One out of ten people say, before I say this,
who is the funniest person you know?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Alan? Who would you say? The funniest person you know is.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
In my probably a kid from like high school.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
His name is Alan, not me. That's not an old
high school friend. It's very funny. Alison, the funniest person.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You know, The funniest person I know?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Hmmm, oh gosh, I can't that's the funniest person.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, Warren makes me laugh a lot. Yeah, he does
crack me up.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Chelsea, the funniest person you know.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Okay, I might take yours, but Bill McAllister almost to
work with him.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, it feels very funny, always gonna make you laugh
in the hallway, you know. I'll say the funniest funniest
person I know is Alice.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
She was a close second for me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, but one out of ten people say the funniest
person they know is themselves. Really, yeah, they say they're
the funniest person they know.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Stop staring at me. You're looking at me trying to
imply something.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Well, we like ourselves, don't We aren't good about ourselves
to be friends with that person, to imagine?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Listen to this joke.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, who's who's the narcissist?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know me?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You know what, though, there is something to be Okay,
So I am a funny person. I just can't help
that Jay doesn't like any of my jokes. Sometimes, though,
you have to work with me because like my friends
think I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that's that's what's truly funny on our show. Like
Chelsea's friends think she's the funny person in the group.
I think Chelsea is funny when she's not trying to be.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
No, this is what Chelsea says.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Do you guys have verification that her friends in fact
exist and say that, I bet.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
In a wedding my friends exist. Yeah, that's the proof.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think there's the internet service that you can set
up for the invite me to your wedding.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Not a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
First of all, yesterday World's most Interesting Boss Paul.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
How is he?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
I haven't seen him in forever.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I'm guessing he's okay. I mean, I saw him yesterday
for a little while. So I walk into the building
and I see him in He's hell ojay, he's always regal.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Very regal.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
He's a regal man. Right.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So I see him yesterday, and you know, I do
the wave and he does the wave and then he disappears.
And then I'm in my office and I get a
text message from him.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Stop by my office, knock on the door. It's closed.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh so you think you're getting fired and there's witnesses
in there.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'm immediately famished.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
I know, I just got panic too. Doesn't have anything
to do.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
With me, No, I.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Know him out, it's all about you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So so so I'm like, oh boy, well this is it,
this is it. My time has come. I don't know.
None of us are ever securing anything. We work in entertainment.
Were are the most insecure people on the planet. And
don't let anyone make you think otherwise. So I so
I go up and I'm you know, I knock on
the door and then here's mister Eagle.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
He opens the door and he's having a meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's having a meeting of like nine people in there,
a Project eleven eleven who he might have been caucusing.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And it was great. I mean, we just sat down
and it was more of like a you know, Project
eleven eleven. They've done some things. I'm like, yeah, he
could do everything.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Junior is the Halloween party everything. So but we were
sitting there, we were brainstorming, and we were talking to
the Project eleven eleven guys, but like, like, how about
a little heads up next time, Like how about I
have Project eleven eleven in my office, Please right, not
knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I didn't know what was going to happen there.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So then fast forward to like ten minutes later, fifteen
minutes later, I was waiting for my stupid computer to
do an update. So I started cleaning out like crap
under my desk, just that I know I that had
been there since I moved offices when our boss Tony realized.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You know that my office was cooler than his, and
that switch.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
So do you want to be in the office that
was closer to the sun.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
No, I know what I like to do. I like
to put Jay in an office that feels like actually
living on the sun.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So, and even Chelsea walked in there yesterday. I said,
isn't it hot in here?
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So it was ten thirty, it was one hundredges.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It was like sweating. It's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
So I'm going through some stuff and I find like
all these like you know, you had been cleaning Allison's
been cleaning out her storage area, right, So I find
all this stuff and I'm like, oh, there's some super
memory here. There's pictures from all the Fisher building. I
found all the stuff I forgot I had.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Under your desk, under my desk, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, it's like it's like an Abysson there.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So I'm like, you know what, I'm going to take
some of these things home, and well under here, I
might as well throw some of this other crap out.
So now it's like so the first time Bushman saw
me from w JLB. The first time he saw me,
he saw me knocking on a closed pall door. And
then the second time he saw me, I'm walking out
of my office with a box. Chelsea's holding a poster
(20:18):
for me. I've got my bag.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
She's like, you're not.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Gonna be able to get to your get to your car,
and I was right, I'll help you carry it, but
thank you so and then you know, and then there's
pizza out there from from Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So it just it appeared that I had been like
I got fired and I'm walking out and I.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Was in charge of walking him out, which would never happen. Well,
you never know, maybe it's gonna be Chelsea in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
There's no bigger in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Listen, I'm telling everybody at all places of business, there's
no bigger slap in the face than being fired and
then I think Chelsea be my walkout anyway. Really you
imagine real quick, one other.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Thing, really quick.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So yesterday I guess there was I didn't see it,
but Chelsea saw it, Alice, And this is after you left.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There were disgusting There were ants.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There were ants coming out of the coffee machine. I
made this, I brewed this nice cup of coffee. I
was so excited to get it, and then all of
a sudden I see something running and I'm like, okay,
well that can't be good. It was ants that run
faster than any ant I've ever seen, and I tried
killing it, thinking sorry Ellison, I tried. I did try
killing it out up and put it outside. No, it
(21:24):
ran too fast. I was never able to get it.
And then once I saw five more come out of
the coffee machine, I just abandoned.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
The whole thing out of the coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Bum And by the way, we have the best cleaning
staff on the planet.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
We do always.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't think they have nothing to do with the
inner workings in the coffee park.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
No, no, I mean the ants clearly found a hole,
you know, had babies and now they're.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Just I don't know if they have babies.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We're going to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Jennifer, you have a way at work to not have
this happen anymore. You like to keep yourself extra clean there.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I have the kind of job that you can work
from angost anywhere, So I'm just like on the phone
a lot, and I work.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
On the laptop.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
So I just try to work from home whenever I can.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Right.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It saves me from being around all the sick people
on from you, and I don't have to interact with
my co workers face to face.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh well, that's a nice for you. We still have
an ant problem.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Problems, all right, So this is interesting.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
On the Kelly Clarkson Show, Elizabeth Olsen, who is a
sister of the Olsen twins.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yes right, yeah, she's the younger sister, the younger.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Sid, shared her favorite quarantine snack. I want you guys
to listen to this a minute.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
When I'm lazy, I just eat anchovy toast and it
has become my favorite snack. And it's I put it
with like rye bread and butter and just a couple
anchobies with lemon zest and it is it feels like
the best treat in the world. Because the salt and
the butter and the bread, and I promise you it's
(23:03):
so good.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We've heard Aboutvocado toast, which is, you know, big, but
the anchovy toast, Like I think, God, that's so fishy,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, at least she's doing something, like she's putting it
on something. Warren buys cans of anchovies all the time, like, uh,
and sardines. I'm sorry, sardines are.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
But it's just gross.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
They're hairy and weird and he just eats them out
of the can and uh, sometimes he thinks he's fancy
because they're sardines and gourmet mustard and it's just gross.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like why.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Warn And we wonder why I stay in my room
right all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It is weird too, Like I always again, I always,
I always bring up my it is an odd snack
to just take cheese and melt them on saltines, because
there's nothing real fancy about saltines. But I do love
that snack with Tabasco sauce on them, or francs more
tabasco for saltine and cheese though in the microwave. But
I mean just eating like anchovies. That sounds odd. What
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about you, Chelse, anything that you like that?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think we asked before those are anything odd that
you have taken on this year?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Taken on this year because a pandemic.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Like now that you're a home a lot, you just
eat this. Like remember remember back in February March. In February,
I was telling you guys, I could not stop eating
pop tarts. Remember I was pretzel pop tarts.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, like I went and you bought a bunch of
cases or something.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, that's not hard to do so during quarantine.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I don't think I've really had weird snacks.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
My biggest things have been like mac and cheese cups
and ramen.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I feel like a college kid again.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
But a weird food combination that I've said for years
is a grilled cheese sandwich with grape jelly on top.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh, that is kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
It's like a sweet and saltya do you come into that,
like you made grilled cheese and it fell into a
jelly spill on your count I.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Think my mom got me into it.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I don't know how she figured it out, but it's
actually very very good.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
But it has to be grape jelly. It can't be
strawberry jelly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
My mother always made me cream cheese and jelly sandwiches
and I used to love those.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Oh oh, I yes, that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I remember having those. You guys remember over the summer
Warren's garden on the balcony and he had a banner
cucumber year. Yeah, and we had to eat cucumbers like
there was no tomorrow. I mean, we were eating cucumbers
like crazy. So something I'm still doing to this day,
Like and I'm buying cucumbers obviously because we don't have
our own anymore. But so we would slice up the
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cucumber and crumble blue cheese on it and then pour
some ranch on it. And that's how we were eating.
That's how we, you know, were eating most of our
cucumbers then.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
And it stayed with me, like I ate it for
dinner last night.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's like when you go to a restaurant you ordered
the wedge, but you've.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Turned it into a I guess, so you know, lettuce,
it's a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
The new thing I love is now, especially on my
little diet here that I'm doing because one of my
free foods is cabbage, and like, who really has fun
with cabbage? But you know, if you take a cabbage
and you slice it down the middle round like that,
and then you put it on a on a pan
and you put a little chicken broth on it, and
then you season it and you bake it, it's just
like a bloomin onion.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Pretty close?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
So you know, like it peels apart, like yeah, it's
pretty good because there's not a no breading on it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's like freeze zero, not a calorie and a good luck.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, Now, funny that you bring up cabbage because I
just pinned a recipe that was slicing a cabbage and.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
But it's okay, well, you're cleansing your liver.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Funs and
Here's what we do on Tuesday that I think you'll
like her.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tuesdays on our show, we do cross exam Allison.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
How's it work?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
We ask each other three questions, sometimes silly, sometimes serious,
always entertaining, and we invite you to play along in
the car right now, maybe when you get to work
later with your coworkers, at the dinner table tonight with
your family.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, most your family appropriate questions most of the time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Question number one, would you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Rather sleep wearing handcuffs not like that or a bike helmet?
So I'm assuming when you say wearing handcuffs, you're hooked together, right?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, okay, that was not hooked to something. You're hooked together.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That was my question because that changes everything, Like if
I'm hooked to something, then even though the bike helmet
seems like the ridiculous choice, yeah, because that's going to
be an obstacle for you to lay your head on
a pillow. Right, But I get very squeamish when my
freedom is hindered, meaning if I'm hooked to something, then
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my freedom is hindered. If exactly if I'm just hooked
to myself, I can get up and walk out of
the room.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sure, right, yeah, right, So if you're hooked to the bedpost,
you're not going to sleep, but I'm taking the I'm
gonna take the bike helmet.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
If I'm hooked to the bedpost, right, I will take
the bike helmet.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, I'm with you. I think I would take the
bike helmet no matter what. I know.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's that's so funny that you say.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That, because I was thinking, Oh, the bike helmet's the
obvious choice, because although it's uncomfortable, I mean, I can't
imagine anything worse than sleeping in handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
But they've come a long way with a bike helmet, don't.
They have very nice soft padding on the inside.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
But if you're only hooked to yourself, you know, and
you have like a pretty nice long chain.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know if I could sleep like you're.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Not going to have a nice long chain. You're gonna
have handcuffs.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Like please, But sometimes they can, you know, elongate your chain.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've never seen on cops.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Look what about when they put them behind your back?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But there's still this close. There's only two I think
there's four, maybe three lengths.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I guess that's why they're so good at detaining people.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You're thinking of being like the ball I am.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think I got a lot of chat. He's thinking
of the chain around their waist where.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
There's Yeah, so this is like you. I think you'd
have to sleep like you know, your hands like this.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I don't know. All right, I'm gonna an answer.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, I think you guys would bike helmet.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I think I still will try the handcuff. I'm gonna
get you up. I'm going I'm going to get.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Help us. Question number two.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
If you could ask your pet one question, what would
it be, Alison?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh, gosh, just one. There's so many things I'd like
to know. Gosh, what would I ask them?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I think I would ask them what they think about,
Like what do you think about?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
And the thoughts run through your head? It's a good one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Like at first I thought i'd ask them are they happy?
But I know that they're happy. I can tell that
they're happy. I'd like to know what.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
What's on your mind all the day long?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
What's going through little head?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
All right, Chelsea, I want to know what's the most
annoying thing that I do to you throughout the day,
just so I can stop doing that?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right? I would ask Mario the bulldog.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think you're accomplishing when you spin around in a
circle to go to sleep eighty times and have to like,
or when you take your bed and move it from
one side of the room to the other.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
But that is so adorable, it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But why, I just want to know why? Like, what
what are you achieving?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Think about it this way. Think of your bed right
now in your bedroom right Like what would anything ever
possess you to simply take the bed and move it
to the opposite wall.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I mean, I've actually done that, but what we've called
it's called bed club. We used to do it when
I was a kid, and for fun. It's in house camping.
We would move all our mattresses to the living room
for no reason and just sleep there. So I proposed
it as an adult a couple times. Warn only let
me do it twice. But we move the mattress into
the living room for bed club.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh my dog eats dust off the floor, so I
don't see that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
He's not that he's not that calculated.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
He's not, but he was not having a bed club.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It is last question.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
If you could shop for free at one store, which
one store would you choose Alison.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You know, normally I think I would go with like
a Target or a Super Kroger or something like that
that has everything. But right now, all I care about
is furniture. I hate everything in my house, every single
thing in my house.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I want all of it gone. And I just want furniture.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, So I'm literally and because I'm there all the
time and I'm always looking at everything and i want
everything there. I'm just gonna shop at our band o
fan for you. That's all I want. I just want
everything in that store. I want everything in my house replaced.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So we keep to break this down.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
If if you could shop for free at one store, yeah,
for the rest of your life, what would it be.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
An Allison's his art fan.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm obsessed with new couches right now. I want
a bed.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
They've got TV's there, which you know have my heart,
so I'm good.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well they do more for yes, yes they do, Chelsea.
I'm going to go with Target.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Target, which yeah, I think is you know, like Allison's
that kind of like an easy basic choice.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
They have everything that you need.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, that's an easy one.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I mean, like like I was thinking the same, like
i'd probably say Kroger, but the other one, I mean,
I might say Costco.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I was thinking about Costco.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The apocalypse comes that I can get bolt cream beans.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
That's true, and you can get your.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Casket and I can get my casket.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
None of the other stores offers to.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Disney World at a hot water heater. And you know those
yellow banana peppers, a lot of them. There you go,
there's your cross exam today. I'm one hundred point three
w and I say, by the way, they do not
extend chains for handcock. Are these the happiest songs of
all time? So here's the deal. They asked thirteen hundred
people what are the happiest songs of all time? And
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these songs are pretty diverse, but they're also fairly older.
And the one thing I did read in this survey
was they talked to adults between the ages of thirty
and fifty five. So obviously, if you talk to a
twenty year old about what is the happiest song, they're
going to say something different than a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Forty five year old.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, but I still think these songs, all, you know,
hold hold up to the test of time. Yes, at
number eight, you know, I just watched the video for
this today, and I realized that when I was a kid,
I wanted to look like the drummer.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Of Katrina and the Waves.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Really.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, it's weird when I see old music videos, I'm like, oh,
I remember, I wanted to look like that guy.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't know. I like this look.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Now, I'm gonna have to watch the video today and
miss feathered hair and a white T shirt and a
suit jack.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh, okay, that's my look.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Remember when Katrina played the Summer Bash but not the Waves?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah, awaits Katrina and the.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Was it like Katrina Sanderson and they're like massive breakup.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I don't remember falling out between the Waves and Katrina.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That was the night that we ran into her literally
like eight hundred times and she's like, you guys still
hanging around.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It was so.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Listen, Katrina, get out of my face.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
They'll make me dive into where the waves are. Let
me see here Number seven, Paul Simon, you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Can call me al. Yeah. Remember the music video.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I thought in the song as a kid that the
Chevy Chase really was playing the instrument.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was him and Chevy Chase in the night.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now in the video, Let's see here, Number six from
nine teen eighty two.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, no, no, no, no, why why it doesn't it
doesn't not It doesn't make me sad or mad.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I just don't. No one needs to, No one needs
to hear it anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So you're fatigued on it, so you have high burn,
very very high.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's just, you know, I can't even I can't even
formulate why.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I just hear it, and I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's funny though, but if we were in a bar
right now in Orlando, you know, having a couple of
cocktails and I came on, I doubt we would be angry.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
No, yeah, we'd probably start dancing, Yeah, like that little
marchy thing they did in the video with their little
blue jeans spenders on right, number five on the list.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
See.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I think if bon Jovi living on a pair of
mores an eighties anthem and less of a happy like,
yeah it's happy, Yeah, it's positive. I guess maybe it
is happy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I think when people are asking these questions to come
up so that someone can make a poll, no one's
ever really given time to really think it through.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I think they're given a list of fifty songs scale
a one to ten. How happy does this make you?
And you just start clicking ten, ten, ten?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Maybe you know could be number five. I'm sorry that
was number five. Number four is from nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
I used to have a routine to this song.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Did you really know?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah I did. People would request it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Were like at parties when I did the nightclub, when
I was there every Friday night, I had a whole thing.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
That I did Boo at boogie. When they said dig it,
I did a little digit motion. See that girl, see
hands over the eyes. It was very detailed.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Look at you. You could be DJ.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I really could have one of these people that come
out with the detail Chelsea record.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh my god, Really we really missed all your fun years.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
We did?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We did, no kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Can you imagine in twenty twenty if Allison hosted a
club gig. I'm telling you, I would take a sleeping
during the day. I would be there. I'd get a driver.
I would be thrilled watch you do a club gig.
I'd be there. That's fun. Sales, that's fun. By the way,
(10:49):
I wonder why I have it ever reunite?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know, I guess they I guess they don't like.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Money, right, or really don't like each other that much.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Number three three on the list of the Happiest songs
of all time.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know, I'm switching sources here.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, no, it's great, but I don't get that.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
You know, that's not pumping me up to make me
feel good.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's just like the Beg's didn't do it. How about
number two I'm.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Talking Yeah, absolutely great song, so good Queen don't Stop
Me Now from nineteen seventy nine stop.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And finally at the number one spot, the happiest song
of all time, or according to at least thirteen hundred
people between the ages of thirty and fifty five, This songs.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Pretty good.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I love this song.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Is jealous. They are so good in concert too. God,
I love Yellow.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
All their songs are good.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And you know that's probably why that song specifically gets
used in a lot of commercials.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, because it probably you know, people love it all
right there you go listen to this. Seventy nine year
old guy Oklahoma was driving with a loaded gun in
his car. A train goes by and the dog is
frightened by the train. Rightfully, so dogs love to stick
their head out the window. They love the fresh air.
But yeah, semi trucks, big trains.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You can see a dog getting spooked.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
So the dog jumps on the gun and the gun
goes off, and it shot his forty four year old
caretaker in the leg, You idiot human. Luckily she survived.
Some of the nine to one to one audio, that's
what people are talking about. At one point, the guy
almost sounds annoyed and tells the woman to tough it out.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Well, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
And regardless of how stupid her injury came about, you
have to treat her like she's in need, because she is.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Let's listen what happened. Well, a gun went all.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She shot herself.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
She didn't herself. Well it went off. I had a
dog here and on the gun.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
The dog shot her.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Yeah, come off, you're tougher than that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I know.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
I'm trying to find something.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
To wrap around her leg.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Do you have a clean dry cloth?
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I can take my belt off and maybe and wrap
around the head.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, something I said you should have done. It's a tourniquit.
You got to stop the bleeding.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The seven I got a bell. I think the seventy
She's okay. By the way the seventy nine year old
guy eventually did do that. But to him telling her
to tough it out, she just got shot.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Do you think he got shot in the leg? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Do you think maybe that was him trying to give
her like a pep talk, like just tough it out,
just tough it out.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
He's tougher than that he's saying.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
He sounds like Trace Hapkins. He does.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I got the impression though, that the guy is a
passenger in that car too.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yes, Okay, they're like apple.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
You know, he's the he's the seventy nine year old guy,
the dog, and then she's the caretaker of the guy, right,
not the dog.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
So yeah, they're all in the car.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, and and they're all in the car with the
gun just you know, rattling around as it should be.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So you have Trace Hapkins last. Everybody, let me get
her theme song? Alan Long, She joins us, Alan, good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
To you, Hey guys, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
One out of ten people say, before I say this,
who is the funniest person you know?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Alan? Who would you say? The funniest person you know is.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
In my probably a kid from like high school.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
His name is Alan, not me. That's not an old
high school friend. It's very funny. Alison, the funniest person.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
You know, The funniest person I know?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Hmmm, oh gosh, I can't that's the funniest person.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, Warren makes me laugh a lot. Yeah, he does
crack me up.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Chelsea, the funniest person you know.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Okay, I might take yours, but Bill McAllister almost to
work with him.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, it feels very funny, always gonna make you laugh
in the hallway, you know. I'll say the funniest funniest
person I know is Alice.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
She was a close second for me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, but one out of ten people say the funniest
person they know is themselves. Really, yeah, they say they're
the funniest person they know.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Stop staring at me. You're looking at me trying to
imply something.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Well, we like ourselves, don't We aren't good about ourselves
to be friends with that person, to imagine?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Listen to this joke.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, who's who's the narcissist?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You know me?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You know what, though, there is something to be Okay,
So I am a funny person. I just can't help
that Jay doesn't like any of my jokes. Sometimes, though,
you have to work with me because like my friends
think I'm hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, that's that's what's truly funny on our show. Like
Chelsea's friends think she's the funny person in the group.
I think Chelsea is funny when she's not trying to be.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
No, this is what Chelsea says.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Do you guys have verification that her friends in fact
exist and say that, I bet.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
In a wedding my friends exist. Yeah, that's the proof.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think there's the internet service that you can set
up for the invite me to your wedding.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Not a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
First of all, yesterday World's most Interesting Boss Paul.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
How is he?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
I haven't seen him in forever.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I'm guessing he's okay. I mean, I saw him yesterday
for a little while. So I walk into the building
and I see him in He's hell ojay, he's always regal.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Very regal.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
He's a regal man. Right.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So I see him yesterday, and you know, I do
the wave and he does the wave and then he disappears.
And then I'm in my office and I get a
text message from him.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Stop by my office, knock on the door. It's closed.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh so you think you're getting fired and there's witnesses
in there.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I'm immediately famished.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
I know, I just got panic too. Doesn't have anything
to do.
Speaker 9 (17:53):
With me, No, I.
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Know him out, it's all about you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So so so I'm like, oh boy, well this is it,
this is it. My time has come. I don't know.
None of us are ever securing anything. We work in entertainment.
Were are the most insecure people on the planet. And
don't let anyone make you think otherwise. So I so
I go up and I'm you know, I knock on
the door and then here's mister Eagle.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
He opens the door and he's having a meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's having a meeting of like nine people in there,
a Project eleven eleven who he might have been caucusing.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And it was great. I mean, we just sat down
and it was more of like a you know, Project
eleven eleven. They've done some things. I'm like, yeah, he
could do everything.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Junior is the Halloween party everything. So but we were
sitting there, we were brainstorming, and we were talking to
the Project eleven eleven guys, but like, like, how about
a little heads up next time, Like how about I
have Project eleven eleven in my office, Please right, not
knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I didn't know what was going to happen there.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So then fast forward to like ten minutes later, fifteen
minutes later, I was waiting for my stupid computer to
do an update. So I started cleaning out like crap
under my desk, just that I know I that had
been there since I moved offices when our boss Tony realized.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You know that my office was cooler than his, and
that switch.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
So do you want to be in the office that
was closer to the sun.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
No, I know what I like to do. I like
to put Jay in an office that feels like actually
living on the sun.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So, and even Chelsea walked in there yesterday. I said,
isn't it hot in here?
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It was.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So it was ten thirty, it was one hundredges.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It was like sweating. It's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
So I'm going through some stuff and I find like
all these like you know, you had been cleaning Allison's
been cleaning out her storage area, right, So I find
all this stuff and I'm like, oh, there's some super
memory here. There's pictures from all the Fisher building. I
found all the stuff I forgot I had.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Under your desk, under my desk, okay.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, it's like it's like an Abysson there.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So I'm like, you know what, I'm going to take
some of these things home, and well under here, I
might as well throw some of this other crap out.
So now it's like so the first time Bushman saw
me from w JLB. The first time he saw me,
he saw me knocking on a closed pall door. And
then the second time he saw me, I'm walking out
of my office with a box. Chelsea's holding a poster
(20:18):
for me. I've got my bag.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
She's like, you're not.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Gonna be able to get to your get to your car,
and I was right, I'll help you carry it, but
thank you so and then you know, and then there's
pizza out there from from Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
So it just it appeared that I had been like
I got fired and I'm walking out and I.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Was in charge of walking him out, which would never happen. Well,
you never know, maybe it's gonna be Chelsea in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
There's no bigger in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Listen, I'm telling everybody at all places of business, there's
no bigger slap in the face than being fired and
then I think Chelsea be my walkout anyway. Really you
imagine real quick, one other.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Thing, really quick.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So yesterday I guess there was I didn't see it,
but Chelsea saw it, Alice, And this is after you left.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
There were disgusting There were ants.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
There were ants coming out of the coffee machine. I
made this, I brewed this nice cup of coffee. I
was so excited to get it, and then all of
a sudden I see something running and I'm like, okay,
well that can't be good. It was ants that run
faster than any ant I've ever seen, and I tried
killing it, thinking sorry Ellison, I tried. I did try
killing it out up and put it outside. No, it
(21:24):
ran too fast. I was never able to get it.
And then once I saw five more come out of
the coffee machine, I just abandoned.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
The whole thing out of the coffee machine.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Bum And by the way, we have the best cleaning
staff on the planet.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
We do always.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't think they have nothing to do with the
inner workings in the coffee park.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
No, no, I mean the ants clearly found a hole,
you know, had babies and now they're.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Just I don't know if they have babies.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
We're going to figure that out.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Jennifer, you have a way at work to not have
this happen anymore. You like to keep yourself extra clean there.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I have the kind of job that you can work
from angost anywhere, So I'm just like on the phone
a lot, and I work.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
On the laptop.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
So I just try to work from home whenever I can.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Right.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It saves me from being around all the sick people
on from you, and I don't have to interact with
my co workers face to face.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh well, that's a nice for you. We still have
an ant problem.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Problems, all right, So this is interesting.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
On the Kelly Clarkson Show, Elizabeth Olsen, who is a
sister of the Olsen twins.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Yes right, yeah, she's the younger sister, the younger.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Sid, shared her favorite quarantine snack. I want you guys
to listen to this a minute.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
When I'm lazy, I just eat anchovy toast and it
has become my favorite snack. And it's I put it
with like rye bread and butter and just a couple
anchobies with lemon zest and it is it feels like
the best treat in the world. Because the salt and
the butter and the bread, and I promise you it's
(23:03):
so good.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We've heard Aboutvocado toast, which is, you know, big, but
the anchovy toast, Like I think, God, that's so fishy,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well, at least she's doing something, like she's putting it
on something. Warren buys cans of anchovies all the time, like, uh,
and sardines. I'm sorry, sardines are.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
But it's just gross.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
They're hairy and weird and he just eats them out
of the can and uh, sometimes he thinks he's fancy
because they're sardines and gourmet mustard and it's just gross.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Like why.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Warn And we wonder why I stay in my room
right all the time.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
It is weird too, Like I always again, I always,
I always bring up my it is an odd snack
to just take cheese and melt them on saltines, because
there's nothing real fancy about saltines. But I do love
that snack with Tabasco sauce on them, or francs more
tabasco for saltine and cheese though in the microwave. But
I mean just eating like anchovies. That sounds odd. What
(24:11):
about you, Chelse, anything that you like that?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I think we asked before those are anything odd that
you have taken on this year?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Taken on this year because a pandemic.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Like now that you're a home a lot, you just
eat this. Like remember remember back in February March. In February,
I was telling you guys, I could not stop eating
pop tarts. Remember I was pretzel pop tarts.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, like I went and you bought a bunch of
cases or something.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Yeah, that's not hard to do so during quarantine.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I don't think I've really had weird snacks.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
My biggest things have been like mac and cheese cups
and ramen.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
I feel like a college kid again.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
But a weird food combination that I've said for years
is a grilled cheese sandwich with grape jelly on top.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Oh, that is kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
It's like a sweet and saltya do you come into that,
like you made grilled cheese and it fell into a
jelly spill on your count I.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Think my mom got me into it.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I don't know how she figured it out, but it's
actually very very good.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
But it has to be grape jelly. It can't be
strawberry jelly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
My mother always made me cream cheese and jelly sandwiches
and I used to love those.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Oh oh, I yes, that's a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I remember having those. You guys remember over the summer
Warren's garden on the balcony and he had a banner
cucumber year. Yeah, and we had to eat cucumbers like
there was no tomorrow. I mean, we were eating cucumbers
like crazy. So something I'm still doing to this day,
Like and I'm buying cucumbers obviously because we don't have
our own anymore. But so we would slice up the
(25:43):
cucumber and crumble blue cheese on it and then pour
some ranch on it. And that's how we were eating.
That's how we, you know, were eating most of our
cucumbers then.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
And it stayed with me, like I ate it for
dinner last night.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's like when you go to a restaurant you ordered
the wedge, but you've.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Turned it into a I guess, so you know, lettuce,
it's a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
The new thing I love is now, especially on my
little diet here that I'm doing because one of my
free foods is cabbage, and like, who really has fun
with cabbage? But you know, if you take a cabbage
and you slice it down the middle round like that,
and then you put it on a on a pan
and you put a little chicken broth on it, and
then you season it and you bake it, it's just
like a bloomin onion.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Pretty close?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
So you know, like it peels apart, like yeah, it's
pretty good because there's not a no breading on it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's like freeze zero, not a calorie and a good luck.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Okay, Now, funny that you bring up cabbage because I
just pinned a recipe that was slicing a cabbage and.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
But it's okay, well, you're cleansing your liver.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Funs and
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