What Happens In The Men's Room?

The men's room at iHeart is disgusting!!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've told you guys this before, and I've tried to
prove it to you yesterday, and I was real nervous
about sending you the picture because I just like, that's
so gross.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Really, though you were just sending it to me and her,
you shouldn't be nervous.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
That nobody in her now, not that I think like
I got this terrible picture from Jay. I was just
more like, I don't know, that's gross, but I wanted
to really prove it. Was how many times since I've
known you guys, have I said, I got to tell you,
I don't know what goes on. We're such a nice building.
I don't know what guys do in the men's room
right at our building.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's so horrible.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, and it's the smell that you're usually talking about.
Let somebody die right right right.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And there's nothing worse than you go in there for
a quick visit and no one's in there, but it
smells horrific and someone I see you washing your hands
and it's awful in here.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, So because you want to be stuck in the
bathroom when they come in so that you can be like,
what is this smell? So that they know that it's
not you walking with.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Them at the same time, so you can go, oh,
what's that.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
So yesterday I walked into the men's room and I
was like, somebody was standing at this stall where you
stand and go to the bathroom. So that then there's
two rooms that you can go in, the little rooms
with the doors. I walked into the first room and
I looked at the toilet and I went, this is
the this is the nastiest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
And they're cleaned daily.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And here's because we're not supposed to describe things like this,
so I won't. I'll just say this so you understand,
like flushing the toilet wouldn't have helped this situation. Flushing
like it's not like, oh somebody didn't fly. It wasn't that,
it wasn't in the bowl. That's right, that's right. So

(01:41):
I took the picture, and uh, you want to read
the text and I want to read it. I can
read it, Alison.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I want both.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I want you both to brace for this, look at
it once, and delete it and let it serve as
a reminder that I don't embellish how atful of the
men's room at iHeart is.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And there's the picture, and then of course Chelsea had
to go right for the kill and ask that question,
which we won't read.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh well, I just I just don't understand how it
actually happened the way that it did.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, it's horrible.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because I just can't wrap my brain around. First of all,
how someone left it like that.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, that means that somebody I don't know. I don't
think this is being descriptive. That means somebody wasn't necessarily
clean to start to start, right, right, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Exactly right, because I think the sequences right, we could write, Yeah,
it's out of order, that's right. Can I can I
read a portion of your message? Yes, I'm going to
read a portion. I'm going to redact some of Allison's
message back in the group message, he said, OMG, I
just laughed so hard that had I still had staples,

(02:56):
they would have first. That is clearly in an incredibly
unhygienic person putting it nicely, and then she went on
to comment on the earlier comment I made, and that
was it.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I mean, we always try to debate who it could
possibly be, and I honestly cannot think of one person
in the building that I could pinpoint as doing something
like that because everyone in the building seems clean of
Bunyan joining the staff.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
At some right, it's not right because if we ever
do find out who that person is, like, honestly, that
says something about you, yeah, and it means you don't
have running water, oh for you

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That I would