Where's Chelsea Going?

Allyson blames Journey for the Lions loss.

Jay went out of town for 24 hours.

Chelsea's leaving Jay and Allyson in charge...?

Episode Transcript

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Well, good morning from one hundredpoint three. When I say with eight
Towers in the morning Alison and Chelsea, oh no, not this in some
from Cisco. Sure did. Thatwas a pretty nice connection, though.

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Oh good god. I I don'teven know what to say. I don't
want to be I don't want Idon't want to become the audio that people
play back and make fun of.Yeah, don't say any of the things
that Warren was saying last night.Yeah, because he got bitter and nasty,
well him in an entire city.Yeah. And then I was like,
wow, really everyone, I meanhe got because he he said that

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they didn't lose. Well, Idon't want to tell you all the nasty
things he said. Wow, Hill. You know what though, that's that's
all. That's what he and probablya lot of fans do. They get
really hurt and mad, and they'reright back there cheering them on the next
time, and he will be.But I took a nap. When I
laid down, we were so winningit wasn't even funny. So when I

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woke up and the game was overand he was saying all these things,
I was like, that just can'tbe true. We were so winning it
was a tale of two halves,the tail of two halves. Yeah,
that's what I mean. Boy ohboy. At one point, you think
about it, thirty minutes away fromwinning, away from going to the super
Bowl. Yeah, and it's justin the end, risky coaching decisions.

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Yeah, some mistakes and boy ohboy, just like that, a thirty
four to thirty one win over theLions from San Francisco, and now they're
going to play Taylor Swift and theChiefs. So there you go. I'm
really bummed. It was so closeto be Eminem versus Taylor Swift, I
know, and people were making thosememes. It was so great. We'll
talk about that today on the show. So obviously I was away for the

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weekend, but gee, who evenwants to talk about that? I mean,
I don't know. So we needto we need to sugar the palette,
We need to escape with the amountof fat i ate, and we
need to hear all about the foodalcohol I drank. All right, so
we have that we have that's incrediblecoming up this morning, including who throws
soup at the Mona? Lisa Like, who throws soup? People are dumb?

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Let's just say that. And somuch more so. While coming up
today with one hundred point three Wand I s Jay Towers in the morning
on demand, Here's the Hollywood Minutewith Chelsea. We'll briefly get into it.
The Kansas City Chiefs and the SanFrancisco forty nine ers headed to the

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Super Bowl. It is airing onSunday, February eleventh. Usher is performing
the halftime show. And when Traviskelcey you know, was playing his game,
he scored the first touchdown of thegame. He tied NFL's Jerry rice
is record for the most catches inpostseason history. Yeah, big Harry Rice

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is a big deal. Yup.After the Chiefs beat the Ravens seventeen to
seven, Taylor Swift rush to thefield to meet up with her boyfriend and
hugging, kissing all that justin.Timberlake returned to Saturday Night livest Time this
weekend. That's what my dad saidis so good. He said that his
part, especially his songs, everythingwas so good. Dakota Johnson was the

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host and introduced him for his firstperformance, where he debuted a track off
his new album titled Sanctified, andthen for his second number, he was
introduced by his close friend Jimmy Fallonand performed Selfish. Let's not forget that
he and Jimmy Fallon did the BarryGiB Talk show. Yes, I have
to google that today. Yep.Lissa Milano started a go fund meet to

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raise money for a trip for herson's baseball team. Now she's earth millions
of dollars and is also married toa guy who's also independently well wive.
So people are like, why doyou have a go fund Me account set
up? Wait? What? Yeah, she started to go fund me account
for a kids baseball I mean it'slike, like, hey, this is
expensive, help me out. It'sgot a baseball trip. That's not okay,

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And that's what regular parents do inthe regular world, right, not
millionaires, right, m hmm,unless there's something that we don't know.
I mean, honestly, you knowwhat that says to me. That says
to me a lista Milano doesn't haveany money, you know, it says
to me, then call Tony Danza. That true. And finally, Richard
Marks was performing when a woman inthe audience began yelling during one of his

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acoustic classics. Now we did waituntil the end of the song to totally
rip her a new one. Wow, Like, I'm genuinely curious. Who
raised you to think that anything youcould yell out was more important than what

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we were doing? What are somesns? Lady? Yeah, that is
so awesome. What was she saying? Something about the mic? I don't
know. Hey, either way,it was inappropriate. Yeah, he's coming
to Music Hall at Hollywood Casino GreekDown if you want to go and thank
him personally. Oh that was awesome. Hi, TV tonight we have Jay

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This is just for you. TheGreatest Night in Pop on Netflix. That's
The Weird of the World documentary andThe Bachelor. All right, Chelsea,
thank you so much. There's theon sidekick. It is knocked in the
air and it is fielded thereby Kiddle. There's the snap party. Couple of
steps back in match ball game SanFrancisco, forty nine ers are going to

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the Super Bowl, the Lions aregoing to go back home. One disappointed
footfalls, Oh kidding. Welcome tothe morning after a Lions loss. It
was the tail of two halves acrushing defeat in the NFC Championship for Detroit
Lions, the team falling just shortin their quest to reach the first Super
Bowl in franchise history. Forty nineErs now head to the Super Bowl to
take on the Chiefs. It wasa thirty four to thirty one win over

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the Lions. And when you askwhat happened, they say, they don't
call Dan Campbell dan gamble for nothing. He takes big chances, fake punts,
going for it on fourth down morethan anyone else. So that's don't
you do that though, when you'relike, when you don't have anything to

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lose, when you have a nicecushy lead, don't you keep your nice
cushy lead and not screw with it. I don't know. I don't know
anything about I don't know anything aboutfootball. They had a twenty four to
seven lead going into the half.I mean, halftime was great. You
were like, holy cow, Iwe got this. Look at this,
look at us. I mean notonly I mean this wasn't a by chance

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thing. I mean the team,the offense looks so amazing. We got
a touchdown in the first like minuteand a half of the game. Yes,
with the score twenty four to tenand a chance to go up by
three scores, they went for iton the fourth down instead of kicking the
field goal, and then they failedto convert. Then there was a drop

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pass and that cost them a firstdown. That changed the momentum. There
was a weird vibe. The Ninersstarted storming back to a twenty seven to
twenty four lead the Lions with aboutseven and a half to go in field
goal range on fourth down. Insteadof tying it up, they went for
it again and again they didn't makeit. So those two field goals,

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assuming they had made Listen, whatdo we know here we are We're just
sitting here talking about what we saw. I mean, we're not in the
moment. But assuming they had madethose field goals, there would have been
a maybe there could have been adifferent outcome. Right. I know that
everyone is really mad, that isthe general consensus. However, I'm just

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so excited that we made it thatfar. Everybody is. Everybody is.
They should be really proud. Imean, yeah, that's not how we
wanted to end it. I thinkthat we had a really good shot if
we went against the Kansas City Chiefsto win the Super Bowl. But I
don't know. I'm just proud ofthem forgetting that far, and I think
that it sets us up for agood track next year. No, I

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said this earlier. Normally I'm thatway too, and I didn't watch,
but I just can go by Warren'smood when I woke up and the game
was over. I'll be that wayagain because that is true. But we
shouldn't we shouldn't have lost that game. So it's it's gonna it's okay if

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it's smarts for like twenty four hours. Yeah, because I mean everyone's gonna
be really because sometimes just sometimes youjust lose because the other team outplayed you.
And then sometimes you lose because youdidn't do something right. You're going
to be mad about that for alittle bit. And fancy are going to
say, it's not that they lost, it's how they lost. That's that's
that's the Yeah, right, that'sthat's it. Warren said, San Francisco

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didn't win. The Lions lost.Here's here's Jared Goff. But you feel
like you get your you know,there's a state of shock a little bit,
and yeah, I just I justagain, I'm proud to be a
part of this team. And it'sit's hard to it's hard to be it's
hard to juggle those two emotions ofbeing proud of what we've done this year

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and dealing with the heartache of theloss. You know, it ticked me
off as much as the loss.What Journey did at the halftime show?
What what did I I'll play foryou? What did I text you to
yesterday? How that everybody is rootingfor the Lions and including Journey, that
they were going to be performing righthalftime Journey's gonna from And I didn't see

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Journey perform on television because they didn'tThey didn't cut to it, but they
were. They referenced that they weretalking. But Journey changed the lyrics of
the song, and even changing thelyrics of the song, you could still
hear what the lyrics are supposed tobe. Listen, Journey, Yeah,

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backfired. They change it to SanFrancisco. You don't want to raise in
San Francisco? Are you crazy?And we hadn't even lost yet, right,
No, that's what we were up. How dare you so? Oh?
Okay, new enemy to target Journey. Notice how we lost after the
second half. Thanks Journey, ThanksJourney, jerks. Now, I will

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say, change that song every timeyou sing it. They they are from
San Francisco. I don't Yeah,so are a lot of people. Lewis
Phonsie. He was doing the nationalanthem loss I don't care from Detroit.
Okay. We had talked about thislast week, but I flew out to
Charlotte, North Carolina on Saturday morningwith Anthony Anthony Laverde, who was the

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CEO of Imagine Entertainment and a greatfriend, and we went to go see
James Jude Courtney, who was MichaelMyers in the Halloween films, because it
is James's birthday this upcoming week andwe wanted to go hang and it was
one of those Hey, it wasa dude weekend. Yeah. You know
when you say with your friends,hey, you know what we should do,
and you're always like, we shoulddo that. We never do it,
like us go and eat crab legs. Yeah. We finally we were

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out of time. We were like, we have to do this. We
said we're going to do it,and I'm really glad we did it.
You fit so much into that twentyfour hours, and I'm really even know
if you were actually there for twentyfour hours, And I'm really glad that
we were on the group text forthe whole weekna I know, Well,
listen thank you, Anthony. Thatflight was fast. It got there fast.
I mean, and you're right aboutthe twenty four hours because we were

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back. I mean the plane landeda eleven twenty yesterday and it landed and
it landed in North Carolina on Saturdayat like eleven fifty, So I mean
it was it was quick. It'sonly an hour and fifteen flight. But
the joke last week was I Icouldn't figure out why Anthony would have rented
a car when you know we're therefor less than twenty four hours. Why
not just get an Uber? Andthat became a thing. We also got

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real competitive about stupid stuff like guysdo all weekend, which that became a
thing. But here's you know,like like the I started getting testy about
the walk to the to the rentalcar because we passed where you get into
the Uber and now we're like walkingto the rental car. Play funny because
I saw a lot of people justgetting into taxis and ubers. But we're

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like in this tunnel and Anthony,because we had to get this rental car.
But we're almost there. We've beenwalking. I'm gonna I just I
gotta take a bathroom break. Andjust get a little water and then we'll
almost will almost be there. Iwas pouring it on thick. He rented
a Tesla though, which was prettycool. I have yeah, I don't

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know. I was only in theTesla once before, so that was kind
of cool. And by the way, he did time how long it took
from the second that you guys gotoff the plane to getting to the hotel.
It was twenty six minutes. Whata jerk? Wait a second,
it was what twenty six minutes fromthe step off of the plane to the
hotel to entering the hotel. Yeah, that was getting the car. He

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also is like a VIP perks memberor something, because we didn't have to
go talk to the guy or anything. We just like walked to the car,
got in, and Anthony started likespeeding, like I'm like, okay,
what are you doing? And Isaw the timer on his phone.
I knew what he was doing,texting you guys. It was so great.
It was interesting though, because I'dnever been to North Carolina before.
For like, I don't think I'veever been to Charlotte. But on the

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way to the hotel, we passeda strip club supply company. Yeah,
then to strip clubs next to it, and then a school bus yard hard
So when the strip club supply companyhave like a bunch of poles and litter,
yeah, that's exactly what it wasand outfits. I was like,
look at that. Oh yeah,but it was fun. We got to

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you know, we got to hangout with James and then so you know,
during the day, you know,we had lunch. What's there it
was like like it was pouring.It was pouring the whole time, of
course, but we had like drinksand lunch and stuff, and that was
nice. We had this long conversation. It was great to see James.
And then Anthony wanted to go takea nap. He's like, I got
to take an aap. I gotto take an ap. I'm like,
okay, And I slept actually wellthe night before. So Anthony likes to

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nap. Is a good to knowfor our next for our traveling together.
Good for you to know. Soso then he he went to go take
a nap and James and I.James wanted to go like have another cocktail,
so I said, well, let'sgo. We got into an uber
and we went to some I don'tknow, some beer garden or something and
we sat there for like two hoursand drank and then we came back and

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they put champagne in James's room becauseI guess he you know, the lady
at the front desk and who hewas. You know, the guy's like,
you know, the movies and stufflike that. So we're at we're
so at six o'clock, we're inhis room having champagne and truffle popcorn and
uh and Anthony's like, you knowwhat we should do? Right across the
street is the Hornets game against theUtah Jazz. I'm like, oh,

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okay, well, geez, that'sgonna suck. We're gonna have to try
to get ticket like any like inthe in by the third ship is sip
of champagne. He had tickets andwe were like court side at this game.
I couldn't believe it. That pictureof how close you were to the
player was crazy. It was wild. Yeah. So Anthony just you know,

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made the Hornets fires happened. Idid that better than a Rene card
game. It was better than theRene cards. Hey, who knew this
was gonna happens? Here we are, here's to the start of the night.
Oh my god. So we watchedthe you guys went went to the
game, and then we had dinner. Yeah, and then dinner at nine

(16:03):
to fifteen at that St. Kplace? Which can I can I tell
you guys about that? Yeah,I just want to. I texted my
daughter the same thing. I justwant to take you guys there because it's
excellent people watching, Like why wewere there. The wives of the Hornets
players showed up in a big group, and then the Hornets. I mean,

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it is the place to hang.I mean nine fifteen is like three
in the afternoon over there, likethere's no stop in that night. And
the DJ there's a DJ playing music. Why you eat dinner? And he
was all throwbacks, So I mean, poor James because all Anthony and I

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Anthony I are both guys from theEast Coast and were like, oh,
this is our, this is our, this is the best time of our
lives. I mean, this isplaying. But this was playing. I
mean it was so good. Andthen and then I shut down and then
it was yeah I was loud,but it didn't interfere with dinner, No,

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it did. Yeah, so good. The food was unbelievable. I
mean, what did everybody you werepractically in a coma at that point from
all the drinks that you had someshort rib thing. I got some short
rib thing. And then they bringout this very hot piece of bread in
this like bowl that's all scalding hotand it's got melted chunks of cheese on
it, and then you dip itin this like fresh pressed olive oil.
It was so good. I mean, it was just so good. But

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I just checked out at ten o'clock, like I didn't want to hear any
more stories. I didn't want toask any more questions. I didn't want
to say anything else, and Iwanted to go to bed. And then
James is like, you know,we could probably find after hours. I
said, you don't understand who you'rewith, right, Like I after hours
this is the dinner is after dinner. There's no more after hours, It's
how quickly can we get to thehotel? Right? So did him and

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Anthony go out for Anthony was likeno, no, no, no no.
I mean James is a rock starlegitimately, I was. I mean,
I slept in my clothes. Igot back to the room and didn't
even try. I just went tosleep. Wow. I woke up with
my phone on my face and inmy outfit. Like at four in the
morning, I was like, ohmy god, I didn't set an alarm
and I wasn't hammered or anything.I was just I have never been up

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so late and ate so much anddrank steadily all day in my entire life,
and then got on a plane andcame home and to watch the Lions
lose and have a terrible night lastnight. Okay, that's it. Oh,
thankfully you had that nice day beforethe Journey room journey wrecks. Feeling
good in the d one hundred pointthree wn I s on Monday is all

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about our teacher of the week.That's when we give you a one hundred
dollars kuper gift card for a greatteacher and a plaquorm Woods Trophies got a
nice email about missus Hemker from KentLake Elementary and south Lyon. It says
missus Hemker from Kent Lake Elementary isan excellent teacher. This listener of ours

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says, my daughter had her forkinder garden and has her again for second
grade. My daughter can be shyand has a little speech delay, but
missus Hemker is very patient with mydaughter. Understands her and has her loving
to go to school every day,said she got her daughter to really enjoy
reading and writing. She alsel lovesall the hugs that my daughter has for

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her. She wrote, how nicea great teacher of the week. Do
you know that school? Obviously?Do you even go to that school?
Chelse? Did you? I didnot go to that elementary school, but
I do drive by it every singleday. Am I way to work?
There you go? So congratulations missusHemker from Kent Lake Elementary and South Lyon
you are our teacher. Oh mygod, what a downer this song is.

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You're purposely torturing yourself. I knowyou could take your Raceeroni and Kramit.
They're going to San Francisco. Putsome flowers in your head, they
said, yeah somewhere else. Yeah, I'll sure you were to put those
flowers like Evan m flipped everybody off. Did you see that? Yeah?
Rightfully, so he spoke for allof us. It's so great. It

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doesn't lose Eminem flipped you off years. Yeah, that's what we'll tell ourselves.
Good morning from w and I seeAlan Longstreet. What do you?
We'll talk weather here? But boy, what disappointment. Right, yeah it
is, and it's yeah, Ithought i'd be happy that we made it
this far, you know what Imean, because like at the beginning of
the season, right, this isa success, but no, for sure
and you're up seventeen. I knowthat's normally, that's normally how I am.

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I'm like, isn't it And that'susually what I'm saying to my counterpart.
I'm like, isn't it awesome thatwe got to hear? Like think
about that? And for the firsttime ever, I'm with him. Just
Nope, I can't celebrate that.It's just now knowing this thing is all
here now, right, I mean, it is this What are you gonna
Hey, we've got the draft that'scoming. Yeah, yeah, right,

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yeah right, that'd be cool forto try. I watch with my This
was the first game I watched withmy my big kid last night. She
watched it. She was actually init, and she what she say towards
the end, she was, Dad, football games are They're dangerous, not
like the games she met, Likeinternally she was feeling royaled. Inside,
I said, yeah, yeah,they are. The anxiety of that got
so bad for me last night thatI turned by the end of the third

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quarter, I shut it off andI was just on Twitter and I searched
Lions and I kept refreshing, waitingfor it to say like Lions TV so
I could turn because I couldn't takethe second by second anymore. Is making
Ye did the same thing. Heturned it off, So no, but
you could handle Twitter. Wow,that'sesspool, that is Yeah, every refreshed.

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I thought something might pop up andbe good. But anyway, how
are we looking here for today?And I guess the rest of the week?
What does it matter? Does itmatter? I don't know. Yeah,
we're fine. Uh today, maybea flurry this morning, that's about
it. Tim's in the thirties.Tomorrow, your morning commute, we're probably
gonna have some some snow, somerain. If we're lucky, maybe it
holds off till after the commute,but it might be another one of those
morning commutes that's a little rough by, you know, an inch of snow

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or so, and then we quietthings down the rest of the week.
We'll take you to forty Wednesday.So that's it just sounds quite familiar.
I was trying to book end.See that's all right, we see.
I try thank you all. WnI see, let's school back into town,

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school, school back into town.What we're gonna do right here is
go back bill back in the dayon one unther point three. W N
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Dot Org, on this day sixtytwo years ago. I know it's

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true that visions asode? Did Isay one? You know you? Yeah?
Nineteen fifty nine's Walt Disney's Sleeping Beautypremiered in LA I wasn't you know?
Sleeping Beauty is okay? I don't. I don't. I think I
saw it once. Yeah, Idon't that one. I mean, you

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know the gist of it. Right, she falls asleep and right A prince
has to kiss her to wake herup. The dude kisses her wakes her
up. Not to be confused withprincess and the p Right, this involved
sleeping too, right, different story. Forty one years ago. In nineteen
eighty three, this song peaked atnumber three. It almost made it to
number one. What does a songnot make it to number one? I

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don't know. Yeah, I'm dyinga why it didn't like we were so
strong at one that it didn't didn'tmake it. In two thousand, Doctor
Dre featuring Eminem Forget About Dre wasreleased. Nowadays, everybody when it's off
like they got something to say.But if it comes out when it moved
the diperation then but they forgot aboutrain. Nowadays everybody want it's but they

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got something to say. But ifit comes out when it moved. I
looked at it. I know.Eminem was at the game in San Francisco
yesterday and I saw I'm friends withhis brother Nate, and he was are
you Yeah, he was. Hewas posting pictures last night too, so
I'm like, oh, those guysare together. Uh and his daughters yeah
yeah, family affair, Lany andHaley both affair. Once again, we

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thank him for flipping the birds.Couldn't do it ourselves. Yeah. In
twenty eleven, Britney Spears hold ItAgainst Me hit number one, stating if
a good escape the cross. Ifyou offered me ten thousand dollars and asked
me did this song make it tonumber one? I would have said no.

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I did not remember that this wasthe number one song. Number one,
number one, yeah. Wow.In twenty eleven, I remember the
song if you're curious as to whather latest outfit is in her twirling dancing
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the second time I think in aweek I've seen them met a basketball game,
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Sure they don't want to see eachother, I guess, I mean
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it is that you live. SoTV tonight, we have The great the
Greatest Night and Pop on Netflix,That is The Weird the World documentary and
The Bachelor Alison has bubble coming upnext. You know Charlie Chaplin from Olden
Times, right, he once entereda competition and lost. Wait until you
hear what the competition was. Ohright. This disappointing, you know because

(27:29):
we realize what kind of slipped throughour hands. But you got to learn
from it, and you know,it's it's hard to diagnose, you know
what what you learn from this.But this is uh, this is this
is this game. You know,it can be very it can be very
rewarding. It can do it canyou know, make you very angry?

(27:52):
It could you know, it's it'sa stuffed man in the arena, you
know, that's that's that's what it'sall about. You know, we put
ourselves in these positions and you knowit's going to be a winner and a
loser, and you know we happenedto just you know, just not finishing
the second half. There's Aiden Hutchinson, a top knight for the Lions,
tough night for fans in San Francisco, one under point three w and I

(28:15):
say tough loss for our Detroit Lions. Talk more about that here. Dan
Campbell had to say, coming up, but let's let's change the narrative.
Let's change the vibe a little bitand get some new information for the brain
with Alison's bubble. What do yougot? This has really got to make

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you feel like a failure. CharlieChaplin from the what twenties thirties, he
was that old timey comic guy withthe cane and the silent film. I
think, yes, I had avery distinct look too. By the way,
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplinlookalike contest and he lost. Godparently,

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somebody else looked more like him thanhim. I bet because they weren't
used to seeing him in person.They're used to seeing him on a big
screen in a silent film in blackand white, and here, you know,
in brilliant living color. At themall or wherever they did it,
they're probably, yeah, that's nothim. I don't think there were malls
then, but it might have been. They might have been shopping bazaars.

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I like that he saw the adfor it and was like, what I'm
going to do today? Yeah,yeah, that's like I was going to
like the amateur DJ contest, Right, we'll try. Lions fans filled with
pride and disappointment, blowing a twentyfour to seven halftime lead in San Francisco
and losing thirty four to thirty one, twenty four to seven fans this morning,

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does that even happen? Questioning severaldecisions, Maybe opportunities were wasted.
I mean, you can always sithere and give your own assessment, but
it was the opportunity of a lifetimeand the closest the lines have ever been
to a Super Bowl. Still areason to celebrate, and we've also found
a common enemy. We know whoto blame. Now, let's not point
the fingers at each other or atLions. We know whose fault it is,

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and we're looking at you. Journey. Yeah, you couldn't even hear
you could even hear them. Tryto say San Francisco. That's right.
He drowned you out the crowd,which was mostly San Francisco to Detroit.

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Peo Ball yelled Detroit. Of coursethey did. The Lions look ahead to
the off season. That's much shorterthan usual. Free agency signing period starts
on March thirteenth. Round one ofthe NFL Draft ex sept for April twenty
fifth, of course, in Detroit. And what is Dan Campbell saying?
This morning about this game and aboutwhat happened. Well, here's what he

(30:45):
said last night, like you getyour heart ripped out. So but I'm
proud of that group and I'll goanywhere with that group. And you wish
you could keep it all together,but that's not the reality. So you
know, we did some really goodthings, but today we didn't do enough.
And it's tough. Yeah, youknow, I'm bummed because I had

(31:11):
some money on squares with a bunchof friends and I'll look at you,
almost one like every quarter I hadreally good numbers. I guess. Yeah,
in in addition to sucking Journey,you also own Chelsea money. Own
Chelsea money. So there's that.Yeah, that's absolutely right. Journey's the
reason why you lost money. Sobomb. Here's Dan Miller from Fox two

(31:36):
is the voice of the Lions andis always so filled with excitement, and
you could just you know, youknew you didn't even have to hear anything.
Last there's the onside kick. Itis knocked in the air and it
is peeled thereby Kittle. There's thesnap purdy cup of steps back in the
match. The ball game San Franciscoforty nine ers are going to the Super

(31:56):
Bowl and then I also are goingto go back home one disappointed. Usually
he's so jazzed and pumped up.I was texting what Ryan Rmanni. Ryan
Ormaney was there at the game andwas sending me. He's the one that
said like, hey, I'm watchingJourney rehearse right now, like later or
much earlier in the day. Andit was tough and Lions fans found each

(32:17):
other out there. I mean,you could see all the people out there.
But boy, that's just not afun flight to take home. I
think Ryan said that he flies fromSan Francisco, took a red Eye San
Francisco. Who takes a red Eye? And then he got stuck with San
Francisco to DC on the red Eyeand then asked to switch planes and fly
usually a red Eyes, like ladyis direct right, yeah, layover and

(32:40):
red Eyes brutal. So anyway,Samford Alliance rawans fans today one under point
three w W And I see Iwas telling Alison and Chelsea, you know
about my trip. I was inNorth Carolina just for twenty four hours.
Quick went to a Hornet's game andsaw our friend James Jude Courtney and and
you know, and back and backyesterday morning back by noon at least.

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But you know what was so weirdat that Charlotte airport there, I had
my Lions hat on and I gotstopped every twenty seconds by somebody just to
say go Lions. People totally strangeme in North Carolina. That's why I
was. I thought, I tweetedit they hate San Francisco too. Yeah,
well, I mean there was avibe for sure. I mean,

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you never know in the airport andwho you're gonna run into the area.
Yeah, because they I mean they'renot you know, they don't have a
connection to either city really, Imean they're North Carolina. One funny observation
though yesterday at that airport. Idon't know if something was wrong with the
system or they do it to actuallyget your attention, but it was enough
for me to even recorded it.Like they do this thing at the airport

(33:46):
where they go, may I haveyour attention please, and then like forty
seconds go by and they don't nothing, They don't say anything, and then
they'll do it again, may Ihave your attention please, And then nothing,
and then another forty seconds go byand then they tell you whatever they're
going to tell you, and I'mlike, you know, maybe that's the
key to getting people's attention. Didyou keep asking for it? Yeah?

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Because well you start to wonder whatare you gonna say? The anticipation builds.
Now, listen, I cut outall the dead spaces in this because
who wanted to sit through all that? This morning? I have your attention,
please? Yeah, we're up twentynine seconds? Your attention? Please?
May I have your attention? Case? And then went on another forty

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If it's happened the whole time Iwas of the air, did you ever
find out what they wanted? Whatthey needed your attention? For? One
was a prayer service? Okay,one was a prayer service that was going
to start, and then the otherone was just like some gate change.
But I would just think, youknow, you want to get right to
the message after that. Can Ihave your attention please? Especially when it's

(34:51):
a gate change, I need toknow immediately that my gate has changed.
I don't need you to get myattention. Four times when we landed in
Detroit, the the gate soon asyou got as soon as you walk into
the terminal was the staircase to goup to the tram at the airport,
and I was getting ready to walkup there, and Anthony's like, nah,

(35:14):
I'm gonna walk. I could usethe exercise, you know. Anthony's
all skinny and uh, I'm likecrap. And I didn't want to.
I didn't want to get on thatthing, I mean, and looked like
I couldn't handle it. So thenI made it like a thing like well,
you know, I mean, welanded a little early, so now
we're just going to negate that becausethis walk is going to take longer.
He goes, I guarantee we'll beatthe We'll beat the tram to the center

(35:35):
station. Guess what we watched twotrams go by and that long, out
of breath walk from one end ofthe terminal to the center, sweaty by
the time you got there, yashend. Yeah. And I think he
gave me such a jerk sometimes becauseI got on that walkway thing, you
know, the moving walk. Whenyou walk on the moving walk, you
go faster. Yeah, And thenif it's moving, why are we supposed

(35:57):
to use our own feet? Butit doesn't matter how and it gives you
more speed. No, I ifsomething's moving, you're giving me a ride.
That's what I That's how I takethat listen. I had to burn
it off. I ate two breakfastsyesterday. Yeah you did with the biscuits
and gravy and then the oat Theoatmeal was a weird choice though it doesn't

(36:19):
count oat meals like negative I did. It was. I'm that guy breakfast.
I'm the guy that stands outside ofthe restaurant in the hotel at six
fifty nine, like, Hi,there's a rope up here. Is is
it not open? They're like,no, it's open. It's just almost
seven. I'm like, okay,but yeah, well, Sonny at a
little southern and over there they dothe biscuits and gravy. Isn't even biscuits.

(36:39):
It just looks like a wafer biscuit. It's like a wafer of hot
biscuits with very good like sausage andgravy like intertwined to it. It was
so delicious. At a piece ofasparagus and had a cup of coffee and
I was like, this is notgonna do. Why is the asparagus involved
in breakfast? It's trendy? Ihad, Oh, I mean it goes

(36:59):
in what's that eggs benedict? Maybe? But yeah, but it feels a
little offensive. I can't, Idare you, And she's like, oh,
did you want this then to go? I said no, I'd like
to sit here and have the bowlof boatmeal now with the brown sugartoe.
Please let aside a bacon. Iordered two breakers and she thought it was
such a cow. That's incredible.It's time for that's incredible. So incredible
stories from around the world and beyond. We'll start with this. A house

(37:20):
in New Jersey was vandalized with dozensof slices of pepperoni thrown all over the
property. Here's the homeowner, Heather, talking about the pepperoni attack on her
home. From the door to theedge of the porch and then strategically placed
down the stairs to the driveway.Nothing on the driveway, and then four
slices on the hood and four sliceson the trunk. We're trying to figure

(37:44):
out who goes around with two loavesof pepperoni and a knife in the middle
of the night and cuts it upinto slices throws it on people's property like
you have nothing better to do withyour time. It's wrong. You should
not be trespassing, you should notbe vandalizing people's properties. What a waste
of the delicious pepperoni. Here's myquestion, were you vandalized or showered with

(38:07):
love? Because first we need tofigure that out. That's incredible. I'm
curious to know was it was itharmel? Was it board's head? Like,
what's the what's the brand? Whatdid you go with? We've been
talking a lot about Taylor Swift becauseyou know the Travis Kelcey and the whole
you know that deal super Bowl now, But anyway, a diehard Swifty broke

(38:31):
a world record by naming thirty fourTaylor Swift songs in sixty seconds. Here's
a little bit of that. Ifyou're dying to hear what that sounds like?
Everything? Who's the other person?I don't know, but he's gonna

(38:54):
get punched if he doesn't be quiet, right, I don't understand. Someone
reads them out loud and it tookan average of one point eight seconds to
name each song while blindfolded. Sothere you go. Hey, everyone's got
to have a skill. Everybody's gotto hold something they're proud of. A
chain of Kentucky convenience stores gaining popularitywith visitors for featuring a red button in

(39:17):
the bathroom that, when pressed,turns into a disco dance party, complete
with music and spinning mirrored balls rightthere in the restroom. Oh my god,
Oh my god, this is thegreatest thing. Where is this motion
Kentucky starts a party in the partyin summers laughter, And then they come

(39:43):
out and they run out and grabfamily and run back in the bathroom,
and it just brings a lot ofjoy. Is this in one random place
or all throughout Kentucky? It saysa chain of convenience stores, So it
sounds like they're doing them throughout theseconvenience stores in Kentucky. That is such
brilliant marketing, Like you want togo the are just to use the bathroom,
hit the red button, then younever know what song you're gonna get.

(40:04):
Ope, it's not. I've hadthe time of my life. I
don't know if I've called that thebiggest party in the world. I don't
know, but it's coming up.So no, it's not. I'd better
not be. Some TikToker accidentally droppedher huge diamond ring in a panfull of
Brussels Sprounce and baked it. Themom's reaction, they say, is the
best part. But I also thinkagain, I never know what's real anymore.

(40:24):
I know, because you know,I don't know if i'd run to
get a camera as I found outthat I, you know, drop something
of such value. Oh my god, I can't believe I did that.
I baked my freaking diamond ring.Mom, how do I get the brown
off? Can you pull it off? I would he baked my freaking diamond
ring. It's not it's not aprank. I don't know how I did
that. Oh my god, it'sbrown. You need a ring cord.

(40:45):
Oh my god, that's yeah.It's really not real. And by the
way, if you did bake it, all you have to do is get
some ring cleaner and polish it likeyou're fine. Don't clean it with it's
the Clorox bleach cleaner, though,because I remember from a either don't be
tardy for the party with the Zolziakor one of the housewives. They were

(41:07):
cleaning the bathroom sink and they didn'tmove the jewelry. Yeah, and they
ruined the jewelry. Really yeah,So don't use regular everyday cleaner. The
US government really sure reports, sayingit would not be able to defend itself
or anyone else against aliens. That'sincredible. Well, no, they would
definitely be more advanced than we are. We don't need you to tell us

(41:28):
that, of course not. Don'tthey have vaporizers and things like that.
I don't know they vaporizers, butthey can certainly travel fast. And finally,
protesters, I texted you guys asyesterday protesters hurled pumpkin soup climate protesters
at the Mona Lisa in Paris onSunday. It is protected from damage by
a glass casing, but still,I mean it went on a long time.

(41:52):
The video. It wasn't like I'msplashing soup on the Mona Lisa and
then I get arrested. I meanthey made a pretty decent long speech and
kept purling the soup at the MonaLisa. Yeah, I was wondering,
like, where's the security guard becauseyou guys have been around here for a
very long time. It looks likethey kept putting up screens so you couldn't
see it. I'm like, forgetthe screens, take the soup throwers away

(42:15):
so nobody's watching the louver. Iget. I guess I'm just free to
go there. You want there?You go there is that's incredible and one
under point three wn I seen.It is time for Detroit's favorite game,
Battle of the Sexes, brought toyou by Hollywood Casino at Greek Town.
Two contestants on and ready to go. Brittany is playing today with Allison.

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Now, Brittany's a big time listenerand works in HR Mike. Is that
stay at home dad of three?Going for win four? Maybe two hundred
dollars? Can we get Brittany onthe board with Allison? That's the question.
Chelsea asked the questions in Battle ofthe Sexes. Let's play Ellison,
name of shade of blue Midnight?That is the second best answer, five
points for that. Navy this numberone. J something moms are desperate for.

(43:01):
Moms are desperate for time alone.Second best answer, five points for
that. Sleep was number one.Alison name away you can tell a storm
is coming? Sky gets dark?Yeah? Dark clouds was number one.
Jay. What gift can you givesomeone without going shopping? Uh? I

(43:25):
guess a gift card? An onlinegift card? Yeah, number one answer
ten points and you both are tiedwith fifteen. Alison names something that people
normally don't pay cash for. Peopledon't pay cash for gas. That is
the third best answer. One pointfor that a house was number one,

(43:45):
followed by car oh D and Jay. What do you do when you want
to sing along with his song butyou don't know the words? You fake
it mumble was the second best anfive points for that home along was number
one. You do win twenty tosixteen. I think it is worth noting

(44:07):
two big stories. The first one, of course, the lion's lost in
San Francisco, horrifying. We'll breakall that down and talk about it in
just a little while. But theother story, Allison and I are being
left home alone. Like to McCauleyculkins, it's crazy starting tomorrow, Chelsea,
Yeah yeah, starting tomorrow, andI don't come back till next Thursday.

(44:28):
It's a really long time. Idon't feel good about it. Well,
well, if you don't feel goodabout it, I already have a
stomach ache over it. Yeah yeah, yeah, you should. Well,
while you're laying around a beach inSaint Martin, one of them feel bad.
One of the three of us shouldstart getting a good night's rest because
she'll need to get an extra earlywas well us, I'll try old Jay

(44:49):
over here is going to have areal tough time home alone without his partner.
Uh huh, you could be honest, you're concerned. I'm very jay.
Okay, I'm quite concerned as well, So not concerned enough to not
go Chelsea. Chelsea said she wroteme yesterday. She said, now I
can, on my vacation at night, get on the computer, log in

(45:14):
from Saint Martin, try to geta connection. I'm like, listen,
you honestly of all about it.I mean, yeah, she's got a
unplug. You need to. Youdo a lot, you really do,
and why it's why you took thistrip to begin with. Yeah, you
need and I'm plugging. And I'mnot that guy. I'm usually the guy
that's like, hey, listen,if you need me while on vacation,
please call me. I really thinkyou need to just unplug. I think

(45:37):
it's you know, it's it's timeand we're gonna be fine. Listen,
We're gonna be fine if you sayso. Listen, where's your positive attitude?
I usually get I don't know,sheez. I could cut myself and
you're like, that's nothing. Peoplecut themselves every day. Don't worry about
the blood. It's good I'll workit out by tomorrow. She's still ticked
off about the Lions us. Here'smy favorite part about this trip. I

(46:00):
asked Chelsea who she's going with,and it's like eight married couples in Chelsea.
I'm not joking. I'm seventh wheeling. Are you three couples and then
me? And we're all pulling straws. So we're gonna be staying in it
in this big house. We gotan Airbnb and we're pulling straws for rooms,

(46:22):
and like, I will die ifI get the master bedroom with the
best view. Oh my god,they can't. There has to be a
recount if that happens. You haveto get the pulled out come. Barre
and Square. I haven't gone ona vacation in like ten years, That
is true, Barren Square. Theywhoever decided the straw thing, that's that's
on them. Wait a minute,So you're so you're not even going to

(46:43):
be at a resort where you havean opportunity to perhaps have drinks with us,
right? I am. If itwere my preference, I like staying
at all inclusive resorts. But Iwas kind of just following the lead of
all my friends. They planned itall and pretty much just told me what
time to show up to the airportand where to be. You know what's

(47:05):
funny After I asked her who shewas going with, and she told me
it was all couples in her Like. The very next thing I said was,
do these people ever try to fixyou up with anyone? No,
everyone's taken. Is there ever adinner where another random guy just shows up
like hey Tom? Or is itthe total other way? He listen,

(47:28):
it's romance night tonight. We werejust wondering if you could do the turn
down for us. Oh good god, Well, Chelse, I want you
to have a great time. Thankyou. Don't worry about us. Honestly,
we can handle after we're good.But you know, just remember this
everyone when you see me on TVin the morning, in between those nice

(47:51):
conversations we're having on the radio,it's Alison steering the ship. That's it.
And it's real shaky right now.What undred point three w n I S