5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Arrested Last Night

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Five lies to tell your don Yes, does your mom
love you?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I hope so.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do you think she loves you enough that she won't
hold it against you if she finds out that you
just embarrassed her on the radio. We'll find out Five
lies to tell your mom. We're gonna give you five
completely fabricated lies. All you have to do is act
them out, and we're going to see how your mom
reacts to him. Okay, Lie number one, you're gonna say, mom,
my brother took me out for my birthday last night. Okay,

(00:36):
what's your brother's name?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Mark?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Lie number two say, we met up with some of
his friends at the bar. Okay, Lie number three. They
ended up getting into a huge fight.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay Lie number four. The cop showed up and we
all got arrested.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
So bad.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, Lie number five, I need you to come bail
us both out for five thousand dollars. So we are
going to call your mom and we're gonna see what
she says. Okay, Okay, speak up nice and loud. Everyone's listening.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, Hello, hey mom, Hi, Oh god, please don't.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Last night Mark took me out for a late birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, and we met up with some of his friends
at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah. But there was a really really big fight and
the top showed up the gop EPs and uh, we
all got a rest in what.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And I need you to come.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Bail us out for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, I really really need your help.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Uh, you're gonna let me sit in jail? Mom? Yeah,
I think you need to sit in jail. Think about
what you did.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Mom. I don't want to be here. I didn't need
to do anything. It wasn't my fault.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Sn you can just sit yours in jail. I'm sorry,
I don't know. I don't have that kind of money
to bail you out.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Mom. Please don't leave me in here. It's not fair.
I don't have the money to get you out.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
There's nothing that you can work. You think I'm gonna
get the money from a money tree.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You don't have anybody who can ask.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I only get one phone call, like, I can't call
anybody else. I don't know anybody that had that kind
of money.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh, Mom, she don't make me sit here. It's awful
in your what's that hello, I'm at the police station.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Hello, is this Don's mom? Yes, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I thought I was doing okay today, but I don't
know about now.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is Officer Steve mcgarrett. I'm hanging out here with
down and unfortunately it sounds like you're not going to
be bailing her out, which means that she's going to
have to stay here for a while.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Well.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think it does deserve her a lesson to do
what she did, and she should have talked about that before.
I didn't cut out of hand.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Did she tell you everything that she did that?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
They? I guess her my son, her brother went to the
barn and there was a fight. I guess that broke out.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And she's in jail. No, that wasn't all of it.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
All of it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She actually when the police came and the police were
ready to put handcuffs on her, she pulled her blouse
up and showed her to the police officers.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
What, Oh my god, no way.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, she pulled her blouse up and showed her to
the police officer.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
She deserves to sit in jail for doing that.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You want to know what the police officer said, Sure,
tell me. I hope your mother has better than that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh, I'll kill her.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
She so my one question I have to ask you,
do you have better than that.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
That hers?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well mine I are bigger.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
But shame on you.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Hey mom, this is the Mojo in the Morning show
and Don just had you on five Lives to tell
your mom.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
My word. I don't have you do this to me.
I love your mom. I word.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Don just had you on with us so that you
could win dinner on us for five lives to tell
your mom this is funny. I love that you just
didn't even care that she was in jail. Just sit
in jail. You need to learn your lesson.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, the Morning

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Five Lives to tell your mo