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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five Lives.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're gonna do it to Keana's stepmother. Keana, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm great?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
How are you going good?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You're getting ready to get married? Huh, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh my gosh, we got the venue all set. You're
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
One of the best things.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
About very classy.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh it is a.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Class Well, we're gonna we're gonna make it classless here
in a second. One of the biggest things we've ever
done in the history of the show with our Five
Lives and phone scams, is that we have done a
great job of messing with people as.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
They're getting ready to get married, whether.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They be the bride to be or they be the
groom or possibly in this case, the mom of the bride.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Are we ready? Here you go? Five lies.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You gotta repeat them just like this, and if you do,
you win Mama prize. Line number one, you're gonna say, mom,
my wedding venue just called.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They double booked my date.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Line number two, say I can't have my wedding there anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Lie number three. They said they can move us to
a different venue. Lie number four. It's called Slippery Kitty Palace.
My god came up with it and lie number five.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They said it has a dance floor in a stage
with a pole that might actually be fun. Are we ready? Yeah,
here's the deal. Your wedding is supposed to be ware.
Oh this is perfect. That actually would be unbelievable. It
does sound believable. We're gonna make mom freak out about this,
and I'm sure she's probably putting some money towards this wedding,
(01:42):
isn't she.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
You know, she's very excited about this classy wedding. So
it's either going to go both ways. She's either going
to freak out or she's going to be like, well whatever,
let's have a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's you know, all right, let's see what which mom
would get a right, we're calling your mom up here.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
We go.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Mm hmmm, boh, hey, hey, So I'm kind of freaking
out right now.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They just need to wake a couple of minutes. I
don't I don't really know what's going on. I just
want your opinion on a couple of things and what
you think. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So I I just
I just want to call the wedding vening called just now.
(02:40):
They double booked my dates.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Mmmmmmm, so what did they offer you? What did they say?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They said that they can't have my wedding there anymore,
and they also said, uh that they have a different.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Venue they can move us to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't know whether you laugh or cry. It's called
I'm not even kidding, it's called slippery Kitten Palates.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, I'm looking up.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
They also said that, you know, because I was like,
I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like you want me to transfer this classy wedding to
a place called the Slippery Kitty Palace And they said, yeah,
well they have a really cool dance floor and there's
a stage and they also have polls too, so it
might be fun.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I don't even see it. Kitty bite them.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, it's called slippery Kitty Palace anyway. Sorry, yeah, what
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Are they right? Would be fun? Am I freaking out?
I don't know what do you think?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I mean, are they giving you a big discount or anything?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
M R.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't even think it's a real place.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
There's nothing online.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Are you upset? Like I'm freaking out?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I mean I want to pictures, I guess like you know,
there's poles and a d Like, is it a strip club?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it's kind of like a strip club. M I
mean that's no.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I don't know. I mean I get That's why I say,
like we'd have to see what it looks like, because
you know, and I you know, I'm not like like
advocating for your mom, but like you don't want your
mom and stepdad going to a strip club your grandma you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I mean grandma might get down, you know, and you
would get down, wouldn't you Like if I was twisted
on my phone, would.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You twist on the whole?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Like, I mean, if it's fine, but like like for me,
I don't care, Like if you wanted to like alope
to like the Vegas, you know, Elfice Chapel, I support it.
I just don't feel like I just feel like if
it's like literally a strip club, it might not feel
comfortable for everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But like if you say.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Those get down, then I mean, if that's the only option,
isn't What is that? Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you shouldn't take me wishes over food?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What is that? I don't know you hear.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It, Amy, who's talking to me? Hi? Amy? How you doing? Amy?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and you
have been on five lies to tell your mom?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh, Amy, you are Amy, very cooler sep mom than I.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Guys. I would have said no so fast.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Whatever she does, Grandma would get down.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The wedding has not had any issues at all. It's
all good. There's no slippery kiddy palace. As you learn
and you you google it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You did google.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's, by the way, the smartest five Lives mom that
we've had forever.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She did find the kitty k That's right. We just
got a prize. We got a prize.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm a little shocked. My heart's beating.
I'm glad. It's the wedding salon. We're really excited. So yeah, yeah, no,
this is It's Mojo in the Morning, five Lives to
tell your mo
It's Mojo in the morning. Five Lives.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're gonna do it to Keana's stepmother. Keana, how are you?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm great?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
How are you going good?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You're getting ready to get married? Huh, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh my gosh, we got the venue all set. You're
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
One of the best things.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
About very classy.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh it is a.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Class Well, we're gonna we're gonna make it classless here
in a second. One of the biggest things we've ever
done in the history of the show with our Five
Lives and phone scams, is that we have done a
great job of messing with people as.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
They're getting ready to get married, whether.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
They be the bride to be or they be the
groom or possibly in this case, the mom of the bride.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Are we ready? Here you go? Five lies.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You gotta repeat them just like this, and if you do,
you win Mama prize. Line number one, you're gonna say, mom,
my wedding venue just called.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They double booked my date.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Line number two, say I can't have my wedding there anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Lie number three. They said they can move us to
a different venue. Lie number four. It's called Slippery Kitty Palace.
My god came up with it and lie number five.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They said it has a dance floor in a stage
with a pole that might actually be fun. Are we ready? Yeah,
here's the deal. Your wedding is supposed to be ware.
Oh this is perfect. That actually would be unbelievable. It
does sound believable. We're gonna make mom freak out about this,
and I'm sure she's probably putting some money towards this wedding,
(01:42):
isn't she.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
You know, she's very excited about this classy wedding. So
it's either going to go both ways. She's either going
to freak out or she's going to be like, well whatever,
let's have a good time.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's you know, all right, let's see what which mom
would get a right, we're calling your mom up here.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
We go.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Mm hmmm, boh, hey, hey, So I'm kind of freaking
out right now.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
They just need to wake a couple of minutes. I
don't I don't really know what's going on. I just
want your opinion on a couple of things and what
you think. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, So I I just
I just want to call the wedding vening called just now.
(02:40):
They double booked my dates.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Mmmmmmm, so what did they offer you? What did they say?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They said that they can't have my wedding there anymore,
and they also said, uh that they have a different.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Venue they can move us to.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I don't know whether you laugh or cry. It's called
I'm not even kidding, it's called slippery Kitten Palates.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, I'm looking up.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
They also said that, you know, because I was like,
I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like you want me to transfer this classy wedding to
a place called the Slippery Kitty Palace And they said, yeah,
well they have a really cool dance floor and there's
a stage and they also have polls too, so it
might be fun.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I don't even see it. Kitty bite them.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
No, it's called slippery Kitty Palace anyway. Sorry, yeah, what
what do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Are they right? Would be fun? Am I freaking out?
I don't know what do you think?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I mean, are they giving you a big discount or anything?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
M R.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't even think it's a real place.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
There's nothing online.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Are you upset? Like I'm freaking out?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I mean I want to pictures, I guess like you know,
there's poles and a d Like, is it a strip club?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it's kind of like a strip club. M I
mean that's no.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I don't know. I mean I get That's why I say,
like we'd have to see what it looks like, because
you know, and I you know, I'm not like like
advocating for your mom, but like you don't want your
mom and stepdad going to a strip club your grandma you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I mean grandma might get down, you know, and you
would get down, wouldn't you Like if I was twisted
on my phone, would.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You twist on the whole?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Like, I mean, if it's fine, but like like for me,
I don't care, Like if you wanted to like alope
to like the Vegas, you know, Elfice Chapel, I support it.
I just don't feel like I just feel like if
it's like literally a strip club, it might not feel
comfortable for everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But like if you say.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Those get down, then I mean, if that's the only option,
isn't What is that? Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you shouldn't take me wishes over food?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
What is that? I don't know you hear.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It, Amy, who's talking to me? Hi? Amy? How you doing? Amy?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and you
have been on five lies to tell your mom?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Oh, Amy, you are Amy, very cooler sep mom than I.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Guys. I would have said no so fast.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Whatever she does, Grandma would get down.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
The wedding has not had any issues at all. It's
all good. There's no slippery kiddy palace. As you learn
and you you google it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You did google.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's, by the way, the smartest five Lives mom that
we've had forever.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She did find the kitty k That's right. We just
got a prize. We got a prize.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm a little shocked. My heart's beating.
I'm glad. It's the wedding salon. We're really excited. So yeah, yeah, no,
this is It's Mojo in the Morning, five Lives to
tell your mo
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