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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WUK on Detroit, USNX Whisky, three Great Stations, One stupid
show Morning, What.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
A dumb show. Oh my god, I listened yesterday. Actually,
I listened to Monday Show yesterday. It was weird and
I was listening and I could tell that I still
had pain killers in me. I was thinking of what
that caller said about. You can tell Mojo's still got
pain killers in him because he's laughing at his own jokes.
I laughed even at my own jokes when I was
(00:35):
listening back two days later. It was bad. That's how
bad it's been. All Right, it's Mojo in the Morning.
We are giving you a chance to go see post
Malone and jelly Roll. We're doing a jelly Troll contest.
If you look like jelly Roll, you gotta get in
today for this contest. Okay, so you got to be
able to enter today. Get in touch with Lydia. You
can call her at eight four to four Mojo Live
(00:58):
eight four four six six five six five four or
d m us and send us pictures. You can tag
us on either Instagram or Facebook. We're all over them all.
And make sure you get into this contest because it's
VIP for Post and jelly Roll this weekend. It is
our jelly Troll contest and the entries are fabulous. Even
(01:19):
little kids who look like jelly Roll. It's the best
parents doctor in them up to look like jelly Roll.
All right, five lies to tell your mom. If you
would like to be on five lies, text mom to
nine five five zero zero and tell us what you
would do. Uh, maybe set off your mom. This is
going to be a good one this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Five lies to tell you Hi, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you in school right now?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, where are you right now?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Somewhere like like there's like I'm the whole way, but
like I'm more to the side.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, so you're just kind of hanging out in the
hallway right now at school? To do a five lies?
Tell your mom. We're gonna call your mom up and
we're going to have you do these five lies and
see what your mom's reaction is to them.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Lie number one, you're gonna say I got in trouble
at school.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Lie number two, say I fought with mister again. That
is that a teacher that you fought with before?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, a lot of times with him again today, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
My gosh, all right, Lie number three, I told that man,
I don't know how he has a sex life. Oh
my god, h Lie number four, and I made fun
of him for his wife calling him kitten.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
How did we come up with that line? That is
the dumbest line, because that is a thing I overheard that.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
The phone together.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wow, and.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Lie number five say, he got in my face, so
I pushed him and now they're suspending me for a week.
Oh no, all right, so this is all not lies.
These are all truths probably and hopefully Mattie, you don't
do something like this. All right, here we go. We're
calling your mom up to see what your mom's reaction
is going to be.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You ready, Yeah, hello, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Hey mom, don't be mad. But I kind of got
in trouble at school.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I thought, was mister again and what did you do?
I some one that I don't know how he has
his sex life, and he kind of just started screaming
at me, and they sent me down to the office.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Excuse why would you even ask that?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He like he just like like he started like getting
in my face and everything. So like I like pushed
him back.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You touched him, you push him, you literally pushed him.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yes, and I kind of made fun of him for
his wife calling him a kid, in which I also
don't regret.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So when I get.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm gonna go up to the school, you're probably what
getting suspended?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm suspended for a week.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh my god, you're in to be grounded so like
ten months.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't regret any of this. I will do
it again.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I need to. No, you will not. You know better
than that.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Excuse me.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
No, I just pull you out of that school and
you will go to a different one that is very respectful.
That is very disrespectful, and I have taught you much
better than that.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I mean, he deserves it.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
No, I will be coming up there and you will
be apologizing to him. No I'm not, Oh yes you are.
I am not. I will make sure for it. Or
I don't even know what to say. I taught you
better than.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
This, mad mom. Yeah, Hi is mister you can call
me kitten?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I'm all pay a little pissed off.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I get it. I'm a little upset too. She's making
fun of me and she's not very kind.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I know that's very disrespectful. I just told her I
was going to come up there and make her apologize
to you.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know what I would be more upset with
the fact that my nickname is Kitten, or the fact
that I have to tell you that you're on the
Mojo in the Morning show five lies to tell your mom.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
No, you're joking.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Noow, we're not joking.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I'm literally putting on my shoes and getting hurt.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
She sounds like you've done this a few times.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
No, she's a really good kid, so I didn't understand
where she got it from.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I gotta be honest with you. She's not good. She
is not good. Geez, she's well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's one of those ones that their parents think that
they're good, but the truth that comes out eventually.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah, just wait till I pick her up from school.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
By the way, I love the fact that you know
that your teacher's nickname with his wife is Kitten.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Also very strange before like big dog might be.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Better something when you said kit and I'm all like,
excuse me, why are you telling me your nickname?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Did you know that Maddie knows that her teacher's nickname
with his wife that she calls him his kitten. She's
overheard her the teacher's wife call him kitten.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Nosy, listen to conversations supposed Maddie.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Mom, you just want a prize for Maddie. Hold on
and we'll get you set up with that. Okay, Maddie,
you got to get to class.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
You've got testing.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, you better guarded. It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Sweet Five lies to tell your mom
WUK on Detroit, USNX Whisky, three Great Stations, One stupid
show Morning, What.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
A dumb show. Oh my god, I listened yesterday. Actually,
I listened to Monday Show yesterday. It was weird and
I was listening and I could tell that I still
had pain killers in me. I was thinking of what
that caller said about. You can tell Mojo's still got
pain killers in him because he's laughing at his own jokes.
I laughed even at my own jokes when I was
(00:35):
listening back two days later. It was bad. That's how
bad it's been. All Right, it's Mojo in the Morning.
We are giving you a chance to go see post
Malone and jelly Roll. We're doing a jelly Troll contest.
If you look like jelly Roll, you gotta get in
today for this contest. Okay, so you got to be
able to enter today. Get in touch with Lydia. You
can call her at eight four to four Mojo Live
(00:58):
eight four four six six five six five four or
d m us and send us pictures. You can tag
us on either Instagram or Facebook. We're all over them all.
And make sure you get into this contest because it's
VIP for Post and jelly Roll this weekend. It is
our jelly Troll contest and the entries are fabulous. Even
(01:19):
little kids who look like jelly Roll. It's the best
parents doctor in them up to look like jelly Roll.
All right, five lies to tell your mom. If you
would like to be on five lies, text mom to
nine five five zero zero and tell us what you
would do. Uh, maybe set off your mom. This is
going to be a good one this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Five lies to tell you Hi, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you in school right now?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay, where are you right now?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Somewhere like like there's like I'm the whole way, but
like I'm more to the side.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, so you're just kind of hanging out in the
hallway right now at school? To do a five lies?
Tell your mom. We're gonna call your mom up and
we're going to have you do these five lies and
see what your mom's reaction is to them.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Lie number one, you're gonna say I got in trouble
at school.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Lie number two, say I fought with mister again. That
is that a teacher that you fought with before?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, a lot of times with him again today, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
My gosh, all right, Lie number three, I told that man,
I don't know how he has a sex life. Oh
my god, h Lie number four, and I made fun
of him for his wife calling him kitten.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
How did we come up with that line? That is
the dumbest line, because that is a thing I overheard that.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
The phone together.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wow, and.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Lie number five say, he got in my face, so
I pushed him and now they're suspending me for a week.
Oh no, all right, so this is all not lies.
These are all truths probably and hopefully Mattie, you don't
do something like this. All right, here we go. We're
calling your mom up to see what your mom's reaction
is going to be.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You ready, Yeah, hello, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Hey mom, don't be mad. But I kind of got
in trouble at school.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
What did you do?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I thought, was mister again and what did you do?
I some one that I don't know how he has
his sex life, and he kind of just started screaming
at me, and they sent me down to the office.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Excuse why would you even ask that?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He like he just like like he started like getting
in my face and everything. So like I like pushed
him back.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
You touched him, you push him, you literally pushed him.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yes, and I kind of made fun of him for
his wife calling him a kid, in which I also
don't regret.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
That, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So when I get.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I'm gonna go up to the school, you're probably what
getting suspended?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I'm suspended for a week.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Oh my god, you're in to be grounded so like
ten months.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yeah, I don't regret any of this. I will do
it again.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I need to. No, you will not. You know better
than that.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Excuse me.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
No, I just pull you out of that school and
you will go to a different one that is very respectful.
That is very disrespectful, and I have taught you much
better than that.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I mean, he deserves it.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
No, I will be coming up there and you will
be apologizing to him. No I'm not, Oh yes you are.
I am not. I will make sure for it. Or
I don't even know what to say. I taught you
better than.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
This, mad mom. Yeah, Hi is mister you can call
me kitten?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
What?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I'm all pay a little pissed off.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I get it. I'm a little upset too. She's making
fun of me and she's not very kind.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
I know that's very disrespectful. I just told her I
was going to come up there and make her apologize
to you.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't know what I would be more upset with
the fact that my nickname is Kitten, or the fact
that I have to tell you that you're on the
Mojo in the Morning show five lies to tell your mom.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
No, you're joking.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Noow, we're not joking.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I'm literally putting on my shoes and getting hurt.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
She sounds like you've done this a few times.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
No, she's a really good kid, so I didn't understand
where she got it from.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I gotta be honest with you. She's not good. She
is not good. Geez, she's well.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's one of those ones that their parents think that
they're good, but the truth that comes out eventually.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah, just wait till I pick her up from school.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
By the way, I love the fact that you know
that your teacher's nickname with his wife is Kitten.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Also very strange before like big dog might be.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Better something when you said kit and I'm all like,
excuse me, why are you telling me your nickname?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Did you know that Maddie knows that her teacher's nickname
with his wife that she calls him his kitten. She's
overheard her the teacher's wife call him kitten.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Nosy, listen to conversations supposed Maddie.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Mom, you just want a prize for Maddie. Hold on
and we'll get you set up with that. Okay, Maddie,
you got to get to class.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
You've got testing.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, you better guarded. It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Sweet Five lies to tell your mom
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