5 Lies to Tell Your Mom : Went Out With Mom's Ex

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five Lives to tell you.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Amanda is ready for five Lives to tell your mom?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
What's up? Amanda?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hi? How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
We are great? Are you ready to win mom a prize?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I am half ready, half not, but I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, A little nervous with this one, Bianca, give us
a detail on this.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
All right, So Marine is the mom.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
She just got out of a ten year relationship, and
we're going to pretend that Amanda the daughter actually went
out to eat with the ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Who oh boy, no loyalty at all.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, she's gonna be It's gonna be rough, but it's.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
All right, here we go. Five lies. These are what
listeners need to listen for. Lie number one. You're gonna say,
I went out to eat with his name is Chris. Yes,
I went out to eat with Chris and his new girlfriend.
Line number two.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
She's actually so nice and really pretty. Oh god. Lie
number three. She's really young though, like younger than you.
Oh geez. Lie number four, Anna, they were talking about
having kids. Oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And lie number five, he told me not to tell anyone,
so keep your mouth shut. Mom's not going to keep
her mouth shut because she's gonna want to kill you
for saying all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh my god, absolutely, let's call mom up.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Five lies. Tell your mom.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
If she stays on for all five lies, you win
her a prize. If she hangs up because she's all
upset about this, you lose, and mom's pissed at you.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Ready, yep, ready to go. All right, we're gonna dillarr
up pulled on one second? Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Hi, Yeah, how's work?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
M h, It's okay, it's been really busy.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh I'm sorry. Do you have a couple of minutes
to chat?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Of course? Yeah, of course I.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, thank you. Okay, So I have to tell you something.
Austin and I ran into Chris and his new girlfriend okay,
and we ended up going to lunch with them. Okay,

(02:35):
but she's actually super nice and shockingly she's like really
pretty okay, but incredibly young.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
He's been texting me.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
An idiot.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Go ahead, and they, uh, they talked about having kids together, okay,
but he said specifically to not say anything, So please.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Let the keep him. I don't care, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Please just keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Why did you guys go out with them.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
We just ran into him, and you know the relationship
that aust has had with Chris.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
So why not.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, you are so mean to your mom. I just
want you to know that, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I can't even do it.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
How are you mom? Are you good?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Amanda's mom? Yes, this is the Mojo in the morning show.
And Amanda had you on five lies to tell your mom.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh my gosh, I was gonna cry for I know,
I felt that.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That was They were like, are you ready? And I
was like, I'm half ready, but I'm half not. But
I was scared, But but I was very confident what
I was saying because I was like, she's like, you're
actually really pretty and young moms to hear.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You say that I'm an idiot?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Sorry yeah, no, no, no, Amanda, I thought that you
were so cruel because I could see a smile on
your face as you were delivering all five of the lies.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh my gosh, I mean because normally if that actually
was the case, which would never freaking happen, I would
have either not told her, told her you a text,
or like had to do it in person with like
my husband, with me doing most of the talking.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Surprise. The real surprise is that you and Chris are
still texting. Oh really, Mom? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he's yeah, And it's so weird because he will text
me like little memes and little videos. It's like, what
are you doing? Like why are you doing this?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
So yeah, I know, and I'm pretty sure that's.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
When I called him a freaking idiot. So let's do this.
Let's all now together.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Wish upon Chris the ugliest new girlfriend ever if he.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Ever gets a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, yes, best, Yeah, Oh my gosh, oh my, hey, aman,
who won you a prize?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
What's surprised? I don't even know. I just was to
do this.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
The prize is a new guy hotter than Chris, and
his name is so.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
You know by it.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I actually have that.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I actually have that right now?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Oh you know?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, all right, then we'll get you something that you
guys can enjoy together. Okay, he listens to you, guys,
So what's his name? Shout out the new man?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh no, I don't mean him, I mean Chris, Chris, Sorry, Chris, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Mojo in the morning. Five lives to tell your Mom