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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lives to tell your mom, Eleanor, Hello, Hey,
five lives to tell your mom. What's happening?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Nothing much?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right, we're calling your mom up today and we
are going to have some fun. Are you excited?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah? Well nervous?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay? What do we got going on today? Bianca? All right?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
So Eleanor is in high school and she already committed
to a college. This is the University of South Carolina.
We're going to pretend that she actually did something crazy
bad in high school and this is going to affect
her admission to college.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh god, oh god, your mom's going to have a
heart attack. By the way, do you know what the
mascot is for the University of South Carolina? I do,
Go ahead, cath Game cocks. There's all the guys that
were just cocks on her hat. That's that. That's it
were that only guys. Were you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
All right, Eleanor, here we go. These are the lies.
Listeners have to listen for. Lie number one. You gotta say, mom,
I got in trouble at school. Lie number two they
found alcohol in my lacker. Lie number three, they're suspending
me for a week. Lie number four he's emailing USC
and telling them what I did. And line number five
(01:22):
he said, I won't be able to go to school
there anymore. We got it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Why are you not in school right now? Why are
you not in class?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I only have three hours?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh this is great. Senior year is fun, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yop?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, well let's do this. Here we go. Five lies.
We're calling your momo.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Missus Elison. How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Mom, it's me out. Yeah, hey, okay. So I got
called down to the office and they're saying I got
in trouble and they're saying they found alcohol in my
locker and they're suspending me for the week. And I
don't know what to do. They said, they're gonna email
you USC and tell them and I won't be able
(02:20):
to go. Like I'm not going to get.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
In the USC now wait alcohol?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, Like I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, where's the principal at where's mister.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
He's out of the school for the.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Day, So who's doing all this?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
The officer called me down. I can't remember his name.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Officer.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yeah, I guess they did, Like I don't know they
do random locker checks. So I don't know if they went,
but I don't there was nothing in my locker, So, like,
I don't know what to do. Are you sure they
have the right kid? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I
don't know what to do. But they're saying they're gonna
(03:10):
call USC and like that can't happen.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mom oh honey, honey, we will take care of it.
We will make sure that this does not happen. I
know you would not have alcohol in your locker. That's crazy.
You didn't take anything to school that you didn't you
weren't supposed to nothing like that.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
No, Like I can literally, I really like looked in
my bag. There's the only thing in my locker is
like a pencil, Like I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And your locker is locked, right, like you lock it
every day? Well, I just shut it, but it locked.
Well are you in the office?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I just left. You just got out of school. Let
me call your dad see what he wants to do.
I know you didn't take alcohol to school. You would
not do that.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Eleanor's mom. Yes, Hi, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Who's this good? How do you know that your daughter
didn't bring alcohol to school because.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
She's not that kind of kid. She doesn't do stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Then how come she came up with this as the
concept for us to do for five lives? To tell
your mom on Mojo.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In the Morning, Eleanor renee that Eleanor.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Eleanor had you on five Lives to tell your mom?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh my gosh, thank god, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I should have let you call her dad just to
see a dad's reaction. What have been?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, he would you up?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh my god, maybe we do. Maybe we call him
up and see what dad's reaction. We were gone a
three way five lives to tell your mom. I don't know, Mom,
Eleanor won you a prize?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, well that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think you're better with just the idea that she
was calling up and messing with you and this wasn't true.
That's like the true prize.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh yeah, Eleanor, who planted this? Because this is not
my kid? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
And think about that. You don't want her taking your alcohol.
That's good alcohol. You don't want that taken to.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
School, right, even if you offer a drink, she's like no, thanks.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Wow, Eleanor, girl, you're Yeah, what a great kid. That's good.
What do you what are you doing instead, Eleanor It's
Mojo in the morning. Five lives to tell your mom