5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: Mailman Chris

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Would you like
to be on five Lives to tell your mom? It's
pretty easy. All you got to do is text mom
to nine five five zero zero and then give us
an idea of what would be a great five lies
to get your mom with something that maybe would set
her off. This morning. It's gonna be a good one
because this morning we have a mail carrier who is

(00:20):
in a relationship and is going to call his mom
and say that he cheated on his mail route.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's Mojo in the morning, sweet, five Lives to tell
your mom.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Hey, Chris, Yes, sir, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I understand you work as a mailman. Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You sound like you're a sleeping mailman.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm taking a break for a second.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, well, here we go, Chris. We're going to
do five Lives to tell your mom. We're gonna call
your mother up and you're gonna say mom, Line number one.
I met a woman on my mail route number you say.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
She would grab her mail and we would hang out
and talk.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Line number three. One day she wasn't there, so I
went to her door. Line number four. We ended up
having sex.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, trying to make her lose her religion.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Line number five. She told me she's now pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh my god, what.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Do you think mom's gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Probably really not too good. And she swears and she's
definitely tough because she doesn't cuss it all.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
All right, let's see if we can get your mom
to cuss five lives.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Tell your mom hello, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Vision right now, I'll just go into the store real quick. Sorry,
met this a girl on my route, right mm hmm, Christopher,
my he just listen. Yeah. So every day she usually,

(02:16):
you know, as soon as you see me coming around
the corner with the mail, she usually you know, comes
to the door and get her mail day. You know,
usually talk for a second. And one time I can't
come to the door. So I went up to the
door and I knocked on it, take it her the mail,

(02:36):
and uh, she asked me if I wanted some water.
I said, yeah, you know, she invited me here for
a second. The next thing, you know, it, uh the
movie did it? Oh my god? Uh? The thinking about it,

(02:58):
that's not the worst part. What it's the worst part.
She was no protection, no, And she called me yesterday
and that she's pregnant. Yes, how long ago did this happen?

(03:21):
It was like over the summertime. My god, I don't
know what.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
My guy.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Do you think you could tell Jack?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Do you think you could tell her?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You think I could go it? I mean, obviously I.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Want to wait until I want to try to.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Get a big TURNI first first. I mean, yeah, do
you think you could teach that for me? Yeah? Me personally? Yeah? Gosh,

(04:10):
soon was you thinking about telling chast I was hoping
That's what I called you. You know, you know she
might leave as soon as she found us out right.
That's why I make you for advice, because I know
you don't want to see them leave. But I did it.

(04:30):
It only happened one time. Uh huh, never mind, you
answer that course by going to that flow.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Mm that Sonny or is the dumb what?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
You better? Tell him to keep it in his pants
from now on?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Mom, Chris, it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Chris, I am going to fight you. I'm just gonna
let you know this. As much as I listen to
the Burning Show, we are going to fight.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You're on five lives to tell your mom.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh my gosh, if you knew how my heart was
founded and as much as I listen to the mojo,
oh wow, oh.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Mom, if you listen to us all the time, how
could you fall for something like oh my gosh. Well, mom,
The good news is that he did not get the
woman on his mail route pregnant.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Man. Chris, you wait till I see you. Me and
my bad and you are going to fight.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now. Chris told us beforehand that there was no way
that we could ever get you to swear, and I
thought that maybe we might with this one.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh, I'm about kicking life for.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Five lives to tell your mo