5 Lies to Tell Your Mom

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell your
mom George, Hey, what's up. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's Mojo in the morning. Five lies to tell your mom.
This is George. Everybody, Hi George, Hi George. This is
gonna be really interesting And if it pulls off, we're
gonna have to thank Bianca for this because she put
a lot of work into it.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
We're gonna we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Call your mom up now. George's mom loves her dog Piper,
and Bianca, what did you put together so that we
could pull this thing off? I made a fake post
of someone selling Piper on Facebook marketplace. Oh my gosh.
So you're gonna call up your mom and say, mom,

(00:45):
your dog is for sale?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah? Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Are you ready? I am?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Here we go. These are the lies. Five lies to
tell your mom. You're gonna say mom. Line number one,
I was on Facebook marketplace earlier. Line number two, I
saw Piper on it. Line number three, someone is trying
to sell her for forty dollars. Line number four the
listing says the homeowner doesn't take care of it. And

(01:13):
line number five it even has your address as the
pickup location. All right, We're gonna call your mom up
and we're gonna sell her dog. Maybe this might actually
be a thing. We should start just selling random dogs.
This might be knock a little side hustle for you.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, let's do it all right, here we go, we're
dialing up mom.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hello, okay, we Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah. So I was on the Facebook marketplace earlier. You know,
usually I'm on marketplace like all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And I saw Piper on there. You saw who Piper?
Your dog? My dog? Yeah? Yes, what do you?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I don't understand. What do you why?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I saw her on there, and I mean I was,
like I said, I was just scrolling through Facebook Marketplace
and I saw Piper on there, and there's someone's trying
to sell it. I'm like shaking right now, Becau. I
don't know if it's you or if it's because.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean, everybody loves my dog.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
She's my private possession.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't know. And I thought that was illegal.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I thought you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
So I thought you can't do that on Facebook sell animals.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well apparently not. They're selling it for forty dollars, So.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, I swear, do you want me to send it
to mhm, yeah, of course, all right, hang on, hang on.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
They don't have like my address, do they?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Right there, it's even got your address on it. Oh,
hang on, it's loading. Mm hmmm mmmmm.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Is the picture a normal picture?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's like a picture of Piper.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
No, I know what I mean, like one that I
have taken before.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't know, I don't. I mean, it doesn't look
like it. But it says on the post that the
homeowner doesn't take care of it.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
What that's insane?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
She's like, my baby, right, you get it? Why is
this No, it's still loading it so it's just stops.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, I'm how did somebody get this a piper?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah? Okay, and my address? Like, that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm just reading what it says.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
It says, somebody please get this dog. She is a
Pomeranian Chihuahua mix and needs a new home. Her owner
now doesn't take care of her at all. Dog is
in grand blank and needs a new home asap.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
What yeah, is.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
This some kind of joke? Why in the hell?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No? Oh, there you go? It said, what the hell
see and then it says anonymous at the top.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
What my Yeah, Well, why is this picture from your phone?
Because that's your apartment. No it's not, Yeah it is.
It's got carpet.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I don't have carpet. Well I know, obviously it's not
gonna be from your house. It's not from mine. Hey, mom,
at least I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Mom.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, this is who I think it is.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
This is the Mojo in the Morning show. And you're
on five Lives to tell your mom. Oh my god,
I love the way. All you had to say was, hey, mom,
the best is the best?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Is though?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Why is this your apartment? You're selling my dog?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I know my kid's apartment.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
And oh my god, Mom, we're not selling your dog.
George is not selling your dog. He's winning you a prize.
You're on five Lives to tell your mom. I love it.
That is awesome. Hey you say your dog is your
prized possession, not your child.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I mean she is in the second place. Now.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That was great, and great job on the picture to
Bianca and George kind of working this single to get mom.
That's awesome. Mom, we got a prize for you. Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh thank you to bring my dog. Yeah right, it's
Mojo in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Five lines to tell you all right, it is Mojo