5 Lies to Tell Your Mom: The Mother in Law Baby Shower

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Five lies to tell you, Casey, Yes, five lies to
tell your mom?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
How are you? How are you fantastic?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
For those who don't know, this is where we give
you five things that you got to say to your mom.
They're all lies, and when you do it, you make
your mom believe it. Hopefully mom stays on the phone
the entire time she wins a prize.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are we ready for this one?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
We are?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And I understand.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We got to get your mom here soon because your
mom's about to go into a meeting. So we got
to do this thing and see if we can get
mom to answer the phone.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Correct, Five lies, Casey. Give me a little background, beyonc
on her.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
So Casey's mother in law kind of plans everything but
Casey's baby showers in March, and Casey's mom wants to
be the one to plan things for once.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But we're going to pretend that the mother in law
stepped in again. And still, my god, I feel like
this could be very it's going to read.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's good news for us, all right, h Lie Number
one is the mother in law's name, Amy, Yes, all right?
Line number one Amy is taking over the baby shower.
Lie number two.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
She doesn't like the venue you chose.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Lie number three, so she put a deposit down somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Lie number four. It's at Andiamo's and it's way better.
And Lie number five.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I like Amy's ideas and honestly don't want your help anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I die. Oh no, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hope that your mom stays on long enough for us
to tell her that it's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And this is five lives.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I hope so too. The last one. I know we're
gonna get her and like send her over the edge.
So my fingers are cut off.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
All right, we're calling your mom up for five lives
to tell your mom good luck, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Hello, hey mom, uh, there's something I gotta tell you. Okay,
So Amy is taking over the baby shower. My well,
apparently she doesn't like the venue you chose.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm gonna lose my deposits. Yeah, well apparently she went
and put a deposit on somewhere else. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
No? And I'm not going I'm sorry. I don't want
to be no part of it.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I can't believe you're following this well, she did it
at Antiamo's and it's apparently way better.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, well then I won't be there.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I won't be no.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Part of it. Okay, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Know, mom, but I do like the idea, and I
honestly somebody needs to give me back my two fifty
so because I'm not losing that money. Yeah, well, I
really like Amy's idea, and I feel like we don't
really want your help anymore. Are you kidding me? More?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's just coming from just.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
A lot has been happening, And yeah, what do I do?
I mean nothing, really, I just it's just a lot
has been happening. And yeah, okay, do.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You want me to save you?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yes? Please please say.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Hey mom, mom, Mom, this is Mojo in the morning
and Casey had you on five Lives to tell your
mom take she did. I was listening to the pain.

(04:20):
I was listening to the pain in your voice, like
you were what you didn't?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It was got sad there for a second. So what
did I move?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was about ready to hang up, is what I
was about, ready to do? You did?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Mom?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I was like so hurt. I cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's like, what the hell did I do?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Just just so you know, the bride's mom and the.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Daughter's mom always wins. You win. Congratulations five lives.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh my god, you are gonna karma sucks. Man.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I love you. What she got you a prom? Hey?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know well, I love I love your show, Mojo.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I haven't listened to you guys in a while, but.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I do love your show.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
So yeah, well what you got to listen to us?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You gotta get to our podcast and have them download
your phone. Okay, you're missing out on all fun like
this now. Now this is your this is your reason
to come back to us.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, okay, it sounds good tasty.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
You're you're gonna get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know what, Casey, you use that baby against her,
You'll you'll always get out of trouble with it with
a grand baby.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
When I was getting so Mojo, I was so waiting
for you to c.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I actually thought about just hanging back here. Just what happened.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Up? My gosh, you guys are so bad.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet five lies to tell
your mamma