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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. A listener
saw Kevin's sausage.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, a listener saw Kevin's wiener.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, we're going to keep this, by the way, very
very clean, Kevin, Absolutely, this is a c I don't
know your story, all right, tell me that's a very
clean situation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm giving you my word. You have my word in it.
I felt some discomfort in the scrots okay, he's keeping
in medical by the way, little irritation in my scrotrash
kind of.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean, I was like, I was like, it's it
a little bit. So you know, first it comes to
your mind, you know, crabby patties. But that's impossible because
I'm not. So I booked like a book like a
uh like CBS has like the quick like urgent care
(01:02):
type of vibes, so it's why minute clinic or whatever.
So I search your those and I'm like, man, like,
I don't want to go to Stirling Heights. I think
that's like one of our number one listeners. Yeah, I
mean it ain't like what they got this the CDs
that I went to as a door Okay, first off,
so they're very high tech, so I go in there
after I find so I'm like, okay, I can't go
to that one because I think we got a bunch
(01:22):
of listeners over there.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
First off, everybody listening.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I don't know in my mind like like one
zip code was gonna have the many listeners. So finally
I go and I think I can just walk in.
It's like an older lady in there. I'm like, can
I come here? And she tell me no, no, no, no, no,
whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a
nine o'clock appointment first thing in the morning. I'm like, Dad,
let me go in here and see what's going on.
I go in there, the door shut signing, I come
(01:47):
pull up, and I'm like, excuse me, pull open the door.
Literally literally, when the doctor walks out, she was like,
oh my god, are you Kevin.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
From the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
God, this lady about to see my nuts? Literally the
first thing that is the first thing that comes to
my mind.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was like, well, I mean I'm here, Now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So we in there, we do our little woos exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
These medical terms still not the full medical terms. I'll
put it in Jack gibt chat GBT. I had the
whole script. I'll tell you this is exactly what I'm experiencing.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
This is how and she she said.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
What I thought it was, like per my Google's is
something called jock it for real?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like if it's even called jacket, you never heard I
never heard it before my entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Throw a little gold bon on it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, gold by the official jacket, the mojo of the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just so, she said, Like when you start working out
and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take showers.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Immediately at the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm not aware it is, but if you don't shower immediately,
like sweat you got, that stuff can like build up.
So that's what she said it was. But I'm like, no,
you need to see this, like I need you waited?
So did she see it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? For sure. Touching on quick question, how do you
do this? Do you have to pull down your pants,
open your zipper and like what do.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You do you do you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
When you're when you're doing it, do you try to
like think of something to talk about?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Like hey, so, uh yeah, I was looking at her
in her eyes in the car.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Did you want to see if her eyes like got
big once she saw the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, no, I mean she ain't going crazier it was.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It wasn't like that, but i'd be nervous that you
were getting big.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That is, by the way doctor's appointments at first off,
I don't think that there's no arousal at a CEP
asked from.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
How would you say she was? Oh? She was pretty young?
Oh she was?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
She was, you know, because usually it's like you go
in and you get a nurse that's there, or you
get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know,
ladies like fifty sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She wasn't.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Wow is how sturdy was that door? Which door we
talked to? The door that you said they have a
door and everything?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
The CV? What's going on? Kaylee?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Okay, So the way that we're talking about this like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can
we just talk about the fact that he's talking so
casually about his balls being it she all over the.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Radio wild It is real. Hopefully it's jackey. You know
what I'm saying. She gave me some stuff. I'm tell
you in a couple of days. This is your report.
It's questionable. It's all I'm saying. Your choices are questionable.
Right now. You gotta you gotta work. You gotta really
hope it is jacket. Go get testing. There wasn't any
(04:46):
way it could be anything else, because.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's what she said, you're not actually so can I
tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know when I went to back in the day,
when I went to school, we used to have a
school nurse. Like, did you guys ever experience.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That it all?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or we didn't have a nurse. You'd have like the
secretary or something, right, that would be the nurse. So
I remember the school nurse at Saint Michael's was my neighbor.
So when you would be sick and you would have
to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse.
Long story, short, flip this around. I go to a
doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new
(05:20):
doctor that doctor Warner wanted me to go see. It
was my neighbor. And I walk in there and I go,
you know, this happened to me before. When I was
a little kid. We had a nurse that was my neighbor,
and it was the nurse that was the neighbor there
to you know, yes, take off your pants and sit
up on the thing here with this blue little thing
on top of you or whatever, or get you know,
(05:41):
test into it. And then I don't know, Shanny, You've
had this happen in a million times too, going to
get MRIs or going to get any kind of tests
and you have to get into the the the it's
like the worst. Somebody should invent better clothing for patients
to have to put on that's more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like why is it the day and shows and shows?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's got the back end open? Uh, ninety day fiance Dana?
What's up, Dana?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So you know, when I was younger, I uh, I
thought I had a hernia and my boss was like,
you better go get checked out. Man, that doesn't sound good.
So I went and I went to like an urgent
care and the doctor was female, and I was I
was there. Yeah, it was so, you know, I kind
(06:39):
of she's like, okay, well, you know, drop your trousers,
you know, and I was like, okay, you know, and
so I I told and I was, you know, there
might have been a little fluff factor there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Too crazy. And then all of a sudden, she just
she checked me for hernia and I could cut, like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
How do you check for him? Is it? Is it
a finger in the bootox?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was always grab.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
They take one and they lifted up, and then they
take the other one and the lift it up, and they
asked you to call because I got the second time.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was like, by the way, what would you rather?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Doctor? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You rather?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
If I'm going in there for a headache. What's up, Maya?
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hi? Hi Cam?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say.
I remember quite some time ago you were on the
air and you were saying how you went days without
taking a showering.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You need to take it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And underwear yet.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And if you and if you work out, then you
have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit and
watch Thursday night football and take a shower.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, showers exactly, Brian. What's going on? It's moje in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse
and a doctor that come into the room. They check
me all out, they run all these tests. Uh everything
came back negative, thankfully. But uh, a week later, I'm
at my daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the
nurse that was standing in the room that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Checks me out to health enrollment at the middle school.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And I am white in the face and just want to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Get out of that gymnasium as fast as by the way,
small world, and I'm not talking about it. Thank you, Brian,
appreciate you for calling. Uh God, hold on a voiceles
guy's l L. What's up? Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was counting from hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my like around different things to look and
see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I
(09:28):
had like a hair bob like right in the area
like next to my head, but he didn't know what
it was. And he was like, oh, let me have
my colleague come in. And another doctor came and it
was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with.
(09:51):
And so I have like somebody that I'm sitting there
with every week doing a meeting.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Like around it's injury.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
See when they say, well hold on, we're going to
bring somebody else in here, and then we're going to
bring somebody else in here, and it's like how many
how many people are going to see you?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I didn't sign up for this when I brought you.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
For doctor's name? Sure, doctor carry doctor?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What doctor cherry? Doctor cherry, doctor cherry cherry. Oh okay,
it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's better than doctor Coucci because we actually know that
doctor cuzc you're lying, Doctor Couci.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Send me that number
All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. A listener
saw Kevin's sausage.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, a listener saw Kevin's wiener.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, we're going to keep this, by the way, very
very clean, Kevin, Absolutely, this is a c I don't
know your story, all right, tell me that's a very
clean situation.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm giving you my word. You have my word in it.
I felt some discomfort in the scrots okay, he's keeping
in medical by the way, little irritation in my scrotrash
kind of.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean, I was like, I was like, it's it
a little bit. So you know, first it comes to
your mind, you know, crabby patties. But that's impossible because
I'm not. So I booked like a book like a
uh like CBS has like the quick like urgent care
(01:02):
type of vibes, so it's why minute clinic or whatever.
So I search your those and I'm like, man, like,
I don't want to go to Stirling Heights. I think
that's like one of our number one listeners. Yeah, I
mean it ain't like what they got this the CDs
that I went to as a door Okay, first off,
so they're very high tech, so I go in there
after I find so I'm like, okay, I can't go
to that one because I think we got a bunch
(01:22):
of listeners over there.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
First off, everybody listening.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I don't know in my mind like like one
zip code was gonna have the many listeners. So finally
I go and I think I can just walk in.
It's like an older lady in there. I'm like, can
I come here? And she tell me no, no, no, no, no,
whatever case may be. So luckily it was like a
nine o'clock appointment first thing in the morning. I'm like, Dad,
let me go in here and see what's going on.
I go in there, the door shut signing, I come
(01:47):
pull up, and I'm like, excuse me, pull open the door.
Literally literally, when the doctor walks out, she was like,
oh my god, are you Kevin.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
From the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
God, this lady about to see my nuts? Literally the
first thing that is the first thing that comes to
my mind.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I was like, well, I mean I'm here, Now what
I'm gonna I'm just turn around, like I gotta get
this checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So we in there, we do our little woos exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
These medical terms still not the full medical terms. I'll
put it in Jack gibt chat GBT. I had the
whole script. I'll tell you this is exactly what I'm experiencing.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
This is how and she she said.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
What I thought it was, like per my Google's is
something called jock it for real?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like if it's even called jacket, you never heard I
never heard it before my entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Throw a little gold bon on it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, gold by the official jacket, the mojo of the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Just so, she said, Like when you start working out
and you sweat, that's I guess that's why people take showers.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Immediately at the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm not aware it is, but if you don't shower immediately,
like sweat you got, that stuff can like build up.
So that's what she said it was. But I'm like, no,
you need to see this, like I need you waited?
So did she see it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? For sure. Touching on quick question, how do you
do this? Do you have to pull down your pants,
open your zipper and like what do.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You do you do you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
When you're when you're doing it, do you try to
like think of something to talk about?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Like hey, so, uh yeah, I was looking at her
in her eyes in the car.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Did you want to see if her eyes like got
big once she saw the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, no, I mean she ain't going crazier it was.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It wasn't like that, but i'd be nervous that you
were getting big.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That is, by the way doctor's appointments at first off,
I don't think that there's no arousal at a CEP
asked from.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
How would you say she was? Oh? She was pretty young?
Oh she was?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
She was, you know, because usually it's like you go
in and you get a nurse that's there, or you
get somebody that's at there and you're like, you know,
ladies like fifty sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She wasn't.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Wow is how sturdy was that door? Which door we
talked to? The door that you said they have a
door and everything?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
The CV? What's going on? Kaylee?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Okay, So the way that we're talking about this like
it's an embarrassment that a listener saw Kevin's balls. Can
we just talk about the fact that he's talking so
casually about his balls being it she all over the.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Radio wild It is real. Hopefully it's jackey. You know
what I'm saying. She gave me some stuff. I'm tell
you in a couple of days. This is your report.
It's questionable. It's all I'm saying. Your choices are questionable.
Right now. You gotta you gotta work. You gotta really
hope it is jacket. Go get testing. There wasn't any
(04:46):
way it could be anything else, because.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's what she said, you're not actually so can I
tell you.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know when I went to back in the day,
when I went to school, we used to have a
school nurse. Like, did you guys ever experience.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
That it all?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or we didn't have a nurse. You'd have like the
secretary or something, right, that would be the nurse. So
I remember the school nurse at Saint Michael's was my neighbor.
So when you would be sick and you would have
to go, your neighbor, my neighbor was the school nurse.
Long story, short, flip this around. I go to a
doctor maybe seven years ago, eight years ago, a new
(05:20):
doctor that doctor Warner wanted me to go see. It
was my neighbor. And I walk in there and I go,
you know, this happened to me before. When I was
a little kid. We had a nurse that was my neighbor,
and it was the nurse that was the neighbor there
to you know, yes, take off your pants and sit
up on the thing here with this blue little thing
on top of you or whatever, or get you know,
(05:41):
test into it. And then I don't know, Shanny, You've
had this happen in a million times too, going to
get MRIs or going to get any kind of tests
and you have to get into the the the it's
like the worst. Somebody should invent better clothing for patients
to have to put on that's more comfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Like why is it the day and shows and shows?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's got the back end open? Uh, ninety day fiance Dana?
What's up, Dana?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So you know, when I was younger, I uh, I
thought I had a hernia and my boss was like,
you better go get checked out. Man, that doesn't sound good.
So I went and I went to like an urgent
care and the doctor was female, and I was I
was there. Yeah, it was so, you know, I kind
(06:39):
of she's like, okay, well, you know, drop your trousers,
you know, and I was like, okay, you know, and
so I I told and I was, you know, there
might have been a little fluff factor there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Too crazy. And then all of a sudden, she just
she checked me for hernia and I could cut, like.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
How do you check for him? Is it? Is it
a finger in the bootox?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was always grab.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
They take one and they lifted up, and then they
take the other one and the lift it up, and they
asked you to call because I got the second time.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was like, by the way, what would you rather?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Would you rather have an unattractive uh doctor or an
attractive doctor?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Doctor? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You rather?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
If I'm going in there for a headache. What's up, Maya?
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hi? Hi Cam?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say.
I remember quite some time ago you were on the
air and you were saying how you went days without
taking a showering.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You need to take it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
And underwear yet.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And if you and if you work out, then you
have to take a shower immediately. You can't sit and
watch Thursday night football and take a shower.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, showers exactly, Brian. What's going on? It's moje in
the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
So I went to an urgent care because I was
having an issue down there. You know, there's a nurse
and a doctor that come into the room. They check
me all out, they run all these tests. Uh everything
came back negative, thankfully. But uh, a week later, I'm
at my daughter's middle school enrollment and here is the
nurse that was standing in the room that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Checks me out to health enrollment at the middle school.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
And I am white in the face and just want to.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Get out of that gymnasium as fast as by the way,
small world, and I'm not talking about it. Thank you, Brian,
appreciate you for calling. Uh God, hold on a voiceles
guy's l L. What's up? Hey?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
So I used to work in a medical facility and
I was counting from hips pain. So one of the like, oh,
you know, just run over to the department and they'll
look at you. So I go over there and he's
like moving my like around different things to look and
see my movement and everything. And he noticed that I
(09:28):
had like a hair bob like right in the area
like next to my head, but he didn't know what
it was. And he was like, oh, let me have
my colleague come in. And another doctor came and it
was a doctor who I had a weekly meeting with.
(09:51):
And so I have like somebody that I'm sitting there
with every week doing a meeting.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Like around it's injury.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
See when they say, well hold on, we're going to
bring somebody else in here, and then we're going to
bring somebody else in here, and it's like how many
how many people are going to see you?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I didn't sign up for this when I brought you.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
For doctor's name? Sure, doctor carry doctor?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What doctor cherry? Doctor cherry, doctor cherry cherry. Oh okay,
it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's better than doctor Coucci because we actually know that
doctor cuzc you're lying, Doctor Couci.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Send me that number
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