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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Anna, did
you witness a hit and run or were you part
of a hitt and run? You were a part? Wait
saying you weren't the runner?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Were you?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
This is not the first time it has happened to
me either. So I was going to Corktown to visit
my friend Doug Schwartz and his office, which is in
Corktown right off of Michigan Ave. So if you're familiar
with that area, it's all street parking, similar to downtown.
And I was parked with someone in front of me

(00:30):
and behind me. As I was about to get out
of my car to go in to his office, the
person in front of me was trying to leave their
parking spot. They threw it in reverse hit my bumper,
and then I kind of like looked around, like wait,
are they serious right now, got out of my car
to say, like what's going on, and they just looked
out their window and flew away.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Luckily there was not like damage to my bumper. I
think there was like paint on it, so I was
able to like scratch it off. But this isn't the
first time it's to me. It happens to be downtown
all the time. One time, a guy even when came
out of his window and said, this is why you
have bumpers, as if it's.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Trying to justify it, right, Wow, I can I tell
you that I agree with them.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
This is why you have bumpers.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So when I when I went to college, I went
to college in Chicago, in downtown Chicago, and I would
commute from the suburbs. Like a kid that would go
to Wayne State here would go and commute, and you
would have to do street parking all the time. And
when you're street parking, you're street parking in very tight spots,
and it's kind of like you back up to a
point that you may love tap the car and that's

(01:37):
in front of you or whatever. If you hit it
hard enough, you're going to leave a mark. Bumpers are
meant to be bumped either way. You have to get
off or get off. You have to get out in
Texas exactly just out of respect. Yeah, tapping is appropriate.
Tapping is was it a tech? Even I get out?
You have to get out. Well, it was kind of fast.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Luckily I just have a big Bronco and they were
in like a little I.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Don't know what, if you tap, you don't leave a mark.
If you tap, you need to didn't honestly, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like a little white mark.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I just scratched it.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So did you get it? Go away?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I did go away?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay if there was exact But my man that hit
or didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's the problem. Here's the thing. You're in a parking lot. Okay,
you're you to shop Kroger Meyer which one you shop at?
I do Kroger? Okay, shop that's okay, you don't look around.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I usually do Roger delivery.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, all right, you shopped at Kroger. You actually go
to it. But you, by the way, I'm the official
voice of Kroger. I was watching.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I hear your voice in there.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
All that's right, thank you? Wait, you just do Kroger delivery.
You just like that? All right? You go to you
go to Kroger, You park in the parking lot. You're
in the parking lot. You open up that big door
of yours on that big Bronco which, by the way,
you gotta love a girl that drives a truck. Yeah,
So you get out of it and you bang into
the truck car next to you. What do you do

(02:58):
is there a mark on the car? What I'm saying
you bang into it? You banged into it, you leave
maybe even a love tap like that guy left you.
Do you leave a note? Or do you say something
to them?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I at least assessed the damage.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Would you say something to them if you dented it?
Probably if they weren't there, would you how the dentist.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Facts, I'm not about to wait all day for you
to get your grapes and shaking like, I'm not about
to wait all day.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, it is big enough. I'm probably gonna leave my
car before. I'm not gonna I'm about to wait all day.
I love all day. So wait. So if you leave
a mark in the car, and it's a significant enough mark,
if the person's not there, what he don't know? Can
I tell you something? You can't do that anymore. There
are cameras everywhere. Very true. You should have seen you're

(03:43):
in trouble. You should have seen the bang, you know,
because it was it was windy, like a week or
two weeks ago. You should see the bang that I
witnessed pulling. It was in the parking lot, was at
the team rehab that I go to for my physical therapy.
They the door, this person opens up the door. They
banged into this bastard's car so because the windows winds

(04:05):
and just took it and just banged into it. And
I'm like, I think something else is in you have
right now? It was like crazy and she just kind
of looks and you know that at that point, if
you have a like if you have a white car,
uh an, if it leaves a white mark on there,
you go parking a different spot. What's up, Jacob, how
you doing?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Hey, how are you guys today?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Good? What's going on?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
My hit and run story?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Me and four witnesses in the same car for downtown,
Like there's a courthouse, courthouse square, plenty of people around.
Old guy pops in his car, throws it, reverse smokes
us like shakes us. We rolled the windows down. Hey,
you just hit our car. He look back, yel no,

(04:51):
I don it And he put a hole in the
kid's bumper. The guy bumper, my friend's bumper. Oh I
did it and just drove on.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And you guys didn't say anything, like you didn't take
a picture or do anything like that.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
This was fifteen twenty years ago, okay, so as well,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I love when people tell a story like that that
they probably should have done more to it, and they
always go, it was fifteen twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
The statute of limitations has just worn off on that.
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six sixty
five sixty five four eight Katie, what's up?

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Mojo say you're the person doing the tapping without saying
you're the.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Person doing the tap. Yeah, Katie, I have tapped before
you park. I am totally a tapper, I like, but
I'm going to say this to you now. We're that
we're working in the city, and we're in Eastern Market
and occasionally we have to street park. There are times
where you got to fit in tight spots.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Nah, You're you can't tap freely. You got to own
up to it.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Well.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
First off, my car from Gordon Chevrolet Ding has this
thing now on it where it auto madically stops so
it will not go further. And I think I think
I made.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
That for people like you.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That has saved me so many times I thought I've
hit people or hit things and it stopped. It jerks
so bad. Yeah, so it doesn't tap. I missed the
love tap, Katie. I do miss it? I missed giving people.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Go here's your phone, tappy tap, there's your love.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Very thank you, Katie. I appreciate you. What's up, Stephanie?
How you doing.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Good?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
We're doing good? What's going on? What do you think?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
My sister one.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Time backed her car into a truck in a parking lot,
and then on her way home that day, she had
she was involved in a hit and run, and so
she went home and told my dad that the damage
for her car was caused by the hit and run
instead of the backing trucked.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, it was a good karma because that saved her
from your dad getting passed, right yep, yeah about that before.
I've thought about that, like if I had like a
little because I got, you know, a little dang or two,
like on the side. You should see my and by
the way, Mike, hopefully Mike Porter from Gordon's not listening,
you should see my rims right now for real. I
hit the corner of a curve. It just it bums

(07:16):
me out, and I got to find somebody that can actually,
you know, buff him out or do something with him.
But I keep thinking to myself, well, somebody sideswipes me.
Then I say that that happened there, Sheila, what's up, Sheila?

Speaker 8 (07:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
So I witnessed a really bad car accident Probaly about
three months ago, driving down Jefferson into Gross Point Shores.
Almost there was it was like late at night for what.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I was doing.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
But i've seen someone just feeding like an explorer, ran
completely into the construction signs like it was a miracle
that none of the construction signs bypassed. Is winshielded, you know? Yeah,
Well that's to say that the man proceeded to drive off.
So we started chasing and blowing the horn, you know,

(08:00):
just trying to see what the hell was going on.
Come to find out, we pulled him over.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I pulled him over.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
He's belligerently drawn, like it's not even funny. He was
he was so fat. Called the police. I don't know
if they ever got him or not. But I say
all that to say he drove. We followed him for
about a mile.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
He was just leaking oil.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
It was just so bad.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
But wow, yeah, get those guys off the road. Thanks. Yeah,
that's uh, that's good for you to turn him in. Liz.
Liz had this happen to her, and the cops got involved.
In the cops, what do they do? What happened?

Speaker 8 (08:34):
Yeah, the cops. We witnessed somebody back into a bedley
that was parked in the alley by our house, and
we saw the guy. He you know, he backed into it.
He kind of circled the parked a lot and when left,
but we got a picture of his license plate and
then we had to figure out who that belonged to.
So we were going into the businesses or whatever, and

(08:54):
we found the guy. We called the police, and the
police say, well, Michigan's and no fault state. So I mean,
we can send him a ticket in the mail, but
you know, really there's nothing that we can do at
this point.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, but what's a Bentley doing in a back alley?
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Why is it ben right?

Speaker 8 (09:15):
I know right, there's a there's a dance studio there.
And he said that, yeah, he said that you just
parked there to take something to his mother, But yeah
he was. I mean, his mom and everybody were cussing
out the police because they were pretty much like Michigan's
and no fault state. I like, so I can just
hit anybody in a parking lot and take off and
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
You know, yeah, that cops didn't want to do any writing.
You know. It's interesting though. You ever see yourself like
or see a car that was like some guy driving
like a really really expensive car and they get hit
and you're just kind of like giggled a little bit.
Do you ever fell why? I don't know. I don't
do it either. I feel that way when somebody's driving
like an a hole and then you know, but honestly,

(09:57):
if a person buys one of those cars and it's
like one of those a hole colors or whatever, like
you know, rye or they here's one a Lamborghini, Pat,
what did you? What did you do? What's up?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
So, me and my two cousins we go to a
gym and Deerborn. We pull up next to this brand
new Lamborghini. This thing is like Neon Green, I fly.
We're admiring it. My cousin opens his door right out
the passenger side and just smokes it. We we all

(10:36):
look at each other, close our doors and go park
in another park.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Okay, let's let's assess this call Neon Green Lamborghini. Tell
me that that guy hasn't got a small deck, am I? Right?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. We walked into the gym and
we we knew who it was.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
We just how can we How can you tell who
the guy is in the gym that drives the neon
green Lamborghini.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh well, his his chest and arms were huge, his
legs were small, and he was wearing sorts of an
a rob.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Probably that's him.
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