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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guaranteed human, except for Anna, who's not feeling human today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I know, An, you're so quiet.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I know I feel bad Anna.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You seriously, I told you this morning. I don't try
to be a hero and get us all sex well.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hell, we have two days.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I don't know if something happened when Mojo and I
were eating dinner together on Friday. But Saturday I woke
up feeling okay. Saturday night, my stomach started feeling a
little upset, and of course I started yaking. Oh boy,
got what I thought was everything out of my stomach.
So then I started drinking water like Mojo said, we
(00:35):
probably need to hydrate. Well, then it started coming out
the other end, so it's coming out both sides of me. Sunday,
I wake up. I have nothing in my stomach. I'm
feeling a little cold. I checked my temp. I have
a low grade fever, and I'm just I'm not feeling good.
Didn't eat anything yesterday, just ate something for the first time.
So we'll see if that comes up or stays down.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But get a favor.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't think I do anymore, but who knows. Anyways,
not feeling good and I think I have a really
hard time asking for help.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, in any.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Case, like whether that's with like I don't know, chores
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But even when I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Like I feel bad that you didn't contact any of
us to try to.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I know, I just feel like a burden asking for
anything from anyone. But all I wanted yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Was my mom. Oh, mom's so bad.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm like a grown woman, and all I could think
of is like, I just wish somebody could either make
me souper, like put a blanket on me, because you
should have seen me, like walking around my apartment looking
like the hunchback of Notre Dame, like all shriveled up
and stuff. But yeah, so thirty year old girl, like
woman about to be thirty, and all I could think
of was I wanted my mom. My mom was out
(01:51):
of town, so it wasn't like I could even call
her anything. But I'm even thinking if my friends were
to call me and ask me, like, hey, are you
feeling okay? Do you need anything? I would still say no,
because I just I don't like to ask for help
or assistance or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Isn't it wild when you have those moments in your
life when you just feel so free I'm so free,
I'm on my own, I'm doing this. And then you
have a moment like this where all you want is
you want to be back in your childhood bed. You
want your mom bringing you up the big bowl of
chicken noodle soup or whatever your throw throw.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
A bowl was.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Might DoorDash some right now?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh man, where's your mom? Where she had?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
She was up north? Yeah, so she jown up north
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you call her and tell her you weren't feling
good her?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, I didn't talk to anyone.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I honestly slept a lot, so no one knows that
I was sick until now.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I bet if you would have called your mom, she
would have drove home.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You think, oh god, four hours your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
If my child ever said I just want my mom,
I don't care where I am. And I think your
mom always looks for opportunities to hang with you because
sometimes you don't. Don't always call in the resources of
your mom.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I would have felt bad making her drive an hour
from White Lake to Detroit, let alone from where she
was in Lewiston, Michigan, four or.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Five hours away.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I will tell you moms are like Santa Claus or
in postal delivery workers. They come all the time, no
matter what the conditions are, they will be there for you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So my grandma would have been like vix.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
On two vs.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Magic.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What's going on, Alissa? Or at least I'm sorry, at
least Anna.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Anna has the neuro virus.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's going around all the schools right now?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Everybody at our kids schools has the neuro virus.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh my god, I'm starting to get the sweats.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Wait will you poop in all weekend too?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I was pooping one day, I'm fine today.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, that a.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Whole days at Ford Field, three times at Ford Field.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
But you guys both were together on Friday, both to
each other.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm happy that it's happening now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Thanksgiving, I'm going to be ready to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh my god, are we going to How long does
it go for a lease? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I am not certain. I know a lot of the
kids have had it for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But now you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are due the nora viris.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You just breathe the same air and that's how contagious
got it. So get ready, Kevin, you need to lose
a little weight anyway, Kevin I think you need to.
Kevin needs to to have a little cleansing of of
all the wings and French fries he ate over the weekend.
(04:51):
Come to your house and get in the saunas a lease.
I need to know how long this lasts. So find
out from your friends and all the people in the
schools how long these kids are getting sick for.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, we'll do all right. Thank you. What's going on, Jen?
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
We're doing? Okay? What's up?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
So Anna? Let me tell you. It's just like Shannon said,
when y'all say, mom, I need you, like we're there.
I have two kids in the military, one in Hawaii
and ones in California, and I offered a fly when
they have a cold, like, let me just take care
of my baby. You want to have loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wow, she would have went to a van Hawaii. They
ain't even got to be sick.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
It's a hardship. It's a hardship.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
How many times have they ever called in the resources
of you?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
They feel bad so they won't do it. Like my
daughter had a tooth cold and she wouldn't let me.
I'm like letting you get on. I don't care about work.
I don't care about anything. Let me be there for you. Man.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Chelse is like this too. Jn my wife, Chelsea. The
boys could ask for anything. She's driven to Chicago when
Jacob's not felt well, and that's a four hour drive,
four and a half hour drive, kind of similar to
maybe being up Nora, and she has gotten it. I'm like,
where are you going? She goes, I just packed a
little bag. I'm going to Chicago to go take care
of Jacob and you know, make sure that he's okay.
(06:13):
And because the problem is, I hate to say this,
but Anna, Rob and Jacob, my son are the type
of people. They won't go see a doctor and they'll
just sit there and they'll try to let it just
go through them, and then they're sick for a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know what, Mojo, it's doctor mom, and we do
it happily. That's four hours.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Absolutely great job mom, Happy Thanksgiving. Take care of yourself.
The way that Anna was drinking on Friday, I thought
it would have been five bottles of wine or something
like that. I've never seen, seriously, the only other person
I've seen drink wine like that is Shannon. I was like, man,
she's rubbed off on you. What's going on, Susan, Hey, Mojo,
I absolutely loved your comments.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Moms are like santacles. They disappear with a bunch of
good news.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I absolutely love that. If my mama sounded like you,
I'm definitely called. By the way, Susan, do you know what?
Do you know what Anna needs to feel better?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Skimmer Rick Ginger and Honey, No.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, no, it's just a spoon. The medicine go down,
and medicine go down, Susan.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Did I have to say anything? Anna? He already told
you what to do.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm telling you. That's super.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Than I do.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Guys, have a wonderful day. Great stop.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
All that to end that beauty of a of a call, Rachel,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Hi, Kevin? Move over? Move away even further?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wait, I'm closer than.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Human further Well, when when I have a neural iris,
The first symptom I had is I was doubled over
in stomach paints.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was the worst stomach paint of my life.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And then I was in the bathroom fifteen to twenty
times a day and it lasted at least two to
three days. For me, and it was very contagious.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Then my husband had.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
An immediately after.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I have stomach and then my kids got it, so
it's very very contagious.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
How long How long did it last?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
About?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
About three days?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, three days? Good, you'll be ready for Thanksgiving, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh, perfect, it'll clean, won't.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We got to give doctor Warner here. Have a great day, mom.
Will he travel far? Yes, Come on here, doctor Warner
Guaranteed human, except for Anna, who's not feeling human today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I know, An, you're so quiet.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I know I feel bad Anna.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You seriously, I told you this morning. I don't try
to be a hero and get us all sex well.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hell, we have two days.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I don't know if something happened when Mojo and I
were eating dinner together on Friday. But Saturday I woke
up feeling okay. Saturday night, my stomach started feeling a
little upset, and of course I started yaking. Oh boy,
got what I thought was everything out of my stomach.
So then I started drinking water like Mojo said, we
(00:35):
probably need to hydrate. Well, then it started coming out
the other end, so it's coming out both sides of me. Sunday,
I wake up. I have nothing in my stomach. I'm
feeling a little cold. I checked my temp. I have
a low grade fever, and I'm just I'm not feeling good.
Didn't eat anything yesterday, just ate something for the first time.
So we'll see if that comes up or stays down.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But get a favor.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I don't think I do anymore, but who knows. Anyways,
not feeling good and I think I have a really
hard time asking for help.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, in any.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Case, like whether that's with like I don't know, chores
or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But even when I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Like I feel bad that you didn't contact any of
us to try to.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I know, I just feel like a burden asking for
anything from anyone. But all I wanted yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Was my mom. Oh, mom's so bad.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm like a grown woman, and all I could think
of is like, I just wish somebody could either make
me souper, like put a blanket on me, because you
should have seen me, like walking around my apartment looking
like the hunchback of Notre Dame, like all shriveled up
and stuff. But yeah, so thirty year old girl, like
woman about to be thirty, and all I could think
of was I wanted my mom. My mom was out
(01:51):
of town, so it wasn't like I could even call
her anything. But I'm even thinking if my friends were
to call me and ask me, like, hey, are you
feeling okay? Do you need anything? I would still say no,
because I just I don't like to ask for help
or assistance or anything.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Isn't it wild when you have those moments in your
life when you just feel so free I'm so free,
I'm on my own, I'm doing this. And then you
have a moment like this where all you want is
you want to be back in your childhood bed. You
want your mom bringing you up the big bowl of
chicken noodle soup or whatever your throw throw.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
A bowl was.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Might DoorDash some right now?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh man, where's your mom? Where she had?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
She was up north? Yeah, so she jown up north
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you call her and tell her you weren't feling
good her?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, I didn't talk to anyone.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I honestly slept a lot, so no one knows that
I was sick until now.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I bet if you would have called your mom, she
would have drove home.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You think, oh god, four hours your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
If my child ever said I just want my mom,
I don't care where I am. And I think your
mom always looks for opportunities to hang with you because
sometimes you don't. Don't always call in the resources of
your mom.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I would have felt bad making her drive an hour
from White Lake to Detroit, let alone from where she
was in Lewiston, Michigan, four or.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Five hours away.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I will tell you moms are like Santa Claus or
in postal delivery workers. They come all the time, no
matter what the conditions are, they will be there for you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So my grandma would have been like vix.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
On two vs.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Magic.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
What's going on, Alissa? Or at least I'm sorry, at
least Anna.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Anna has the neuro virus.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
How do you know?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's going around all the schools right now?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Everybody at our kids schools has the neuro virus.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh my god, I'm starting to get the sweats.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Wait will you poop in all weekend too?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I was pooping one day, I'm fine today.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Okay, that a.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Whole days at Ford Field, three times at Ford Field.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
But you guys both were together on Friday, both to
each other.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm happy that it's happening now.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So Thanksgiving, I'm going to be ready to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh my god, are we going to How long does
it go for a lease? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I am not certain. I know a lot of the
kids have had it for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
But now you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are due the nora viris.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You just breathe the same air and that's how contagious
got it. So get ready, Kevin, you need to lose
a little weight anyway, Kevin I think you need to.
Kevin needs to to have a little cleansing of of
all the wings and French fries he ate over the weekend.
(04:51):
Come to your house and get in the saunas a lease.
I need to know how long this lasts. So find
out from your friends and all the people in the
schools how long these kids are getting sick for.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, we'll do all right. Thank you. What's going on, Jen?
How you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
We're doing? Okay? What's up?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
So Anna? Let me tell you. It's just like Shannon said,
when y'all say, mom, I need you, like we're there.
I have two kids in the military, one in Hawaii
and ones in California, and I offered a fly when
they have a cold, like, let me just take care
of my baby. You want to have loved it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wow, she would have went to a van Hawaii. They
ain't even got to be sick.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
It's a hardship. It's a hardship.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
How many times have they ever called in the resources
of you?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
They feel bad so they won't do it. Like my
daughter had a tooth cold and she wouldn't let me.
I'm like letting you get on. I don't care about work.
I don't care about anything. Let me be there for you. Man.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Chelse is like this too. Jn my wife, Chelsea. The
boys could ask for anything. She's driven to Chicago when
Jacob's not felt well, and that's a four hour drive,
four and a half hour drive, kind of similar to
maybe being up Nora, and she has gotten it. I'm like,
where are you going? She goes, I just packed a
little bag. I'm going to Chicago to go take care
of Jacob and you know, make sure that he's okay.
(06:13):
And because the problem is, I hate to say this,
but Anna, Rob and Jacob, my son are the type
of people. They won't go see a doctor and they'll
just sit there and they'll try to let it just
go through them, and then they're sick for a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
You know what, Mojo, it's doctor mom, and we do
it happily. That's four hours.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Absolutely great job mom, Happy Thanksgiving. Take care of yourself.
The way that Anna was drinking on Friday, I thought
it would have been five bottles of wine or something
like that. I've never seen, seriously, the only other person
I've seen drink wine like that is Shannon. I was like, man,
she's rubbed off on you. What's going on, Susan, Hey, Mojo,
I absolutely loved your comments.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Moms are like santacles. They disappear with a bunch of
good news.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I absolutely love that. If my mama sounded like you,
I'm definitely called. By the way, Susan, do you know what?
Do you know what Anna needs to feel better?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Skimmer Rick Ginger and Honey, No.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, no, it's just a spoon. The medicine go down,
and medicine go down, Susan.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Did I have to say anything? Anna? He already told
you what to do.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm telling you. That's super.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Than I do.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Guys, have a wonderful day. Great stop.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
All that to end that beauty of a of a call, Rachel,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Hi, Kevin? Move over? Move away even further?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Wait, I'm closer than.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Human further Well, when when I have a neural iris,
The first symptom I had is I was doubled over
in stomach paints.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It was the worst stomach paint of my life.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
And then I was in the bathroom fifteen to twenty
times a day and it lasted at least two to
three days. For me, and it was very contagious.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Then my husband had.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
An immediately after.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I have stomach and then my kids got it, so
it's very very contagious.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
How long How long did it last?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
About?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
About three days?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, three days? Good, you'll be ready for Thanksgiving, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh, perfect, it'll clean, won't.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
We got to give doctor Warner here. Have a great day, mom.
Will he travel far? Yes, Come on here, doctor Warner
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