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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
The newest member of the show, Anna rob just told
us what her bill for her electric bill was, and
she lives in a one is it a one bedroom apartment?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
One bedroom? But it's tiny, Like I want to say,
it's seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Square feet, seven hundred square feet, So seven hundred square
feet is what just maybe two of these studios or
something like that?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Or how big is that? Kevin, I don't know. I
can't figure it out.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, sure, measurements how much? Pretty large though it wasn't
it isn't tiny.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
How much is your electric bill?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, this is crazy. It's one hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wow, I know.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
I just moved.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So I used to live in an apartment in court Town.
I want to say my electric bill was like sixty bucks,
and I thought that was pretty normal. I moved into
a new place. It's a loft, so it has really
high ceilings and stuff like that. Yeah, I got I
recently was looking at my bill and I was like,
oh my gosh, this is on autopay and it's been
one hundred and eighty dollars every time time.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
So I'm trying to figure out why.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I think it's because I have in unit washer
and dryer, but it's all in one, so it takes
six hours to.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Dry one load of laundry. Wait what I swear? And
it's very loud. So I'm sitting here like what am
I supposed to do? I talk to some of my neighbors.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
They're like, yeah, we uh have like a something to
hang up our clothes and dry it there because it's
just ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Dude, a laundry man.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's weir cheaper.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I'm about to go to my parents' house every weekend
or that, because one hundred and eighty dollars is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Almost six hours? Six hours?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Okay that too.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Like I turn it and it's unbelievably loud too, So
like I turn it on when I leave and come back,
and sometimes the clothes are still wet.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Like it's just it's not I've.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Never heard of that before.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
So it's just it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
So it washes, and then what you have to like.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh so you can either set it so it just
starts to dry, or I turn it on the dryer
like right.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Away, And how much can you fit into the thing?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Not a lot? It's very small, so you're constantly doing that. Yeah,
this is my.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
One complaint about my apartment.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yeah, when I moved to my new apartment, it's not
the same as yours. But I felt this though when
I was washing my clothes, like I fill it up,
like I do extra load and put it to the
highest setting, and they weren't being washed really well. So
I went to my Lisa and I'm like, what's going on.
Maybe I need a new washer dryer. They're like, no,
they're the new efficient washermen, so they don't wash as hard.

(02:31):
I'm like, no, bro, it's not enough water. I'm like,
what's going on. I think this is a new thing
with apartment complexes, like they're skimping out on these washers.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, but I also think with the washer and companies
that were told that they had to use the more
water efficient ones, and it's the same situation. You can't
put many clothes in right, Like you think it's efficient,
but you're not efficient because you're not putting as much
clothes as possibly should do.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Three loads for every one load that you would do regularly.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That is insane though that it's a six I'm not
I think in twenty minutes. What's faster is going to
the laundry mad doing it and coming home.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I was thinking that too, rush, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You see something you want to wear, like, let me
wash you real quick through it in her dry.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I want to open up your houses to me. I
will happily come over there.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
By the way, what I've learned from you is that
you go shopping at your mom's house. Yes, you know,
so you go in take all their stuff there. Now
you want to come to our house and do the laundry. Yes,
I'm kind of getting a feeling that you might be
using us.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
You can use me back for whatever you need, but
this is what I need.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I actually know when my sons actually want to visit
me and when they need to visit me. The difference
between wanting to visit me and Chelsea in coming to
see us is, hey, I miss home.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I want to come over.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
The other one is Luke coming home from college with
a bunch of launs knowing that his mom's and she
loves it. You know, as a mom, you want to
do for your kids and stuff like that. But I'm like,
as a dad, get the hell out of my ear.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And I think that's the worst part is thinking about
hauling my laundry. I also have a parking garage that's
a couple blocks away from where I.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Oh god, So it's.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Like, what's what's up, Jenny High Say hi to Anna
by the way, Jenny, what say hi to Anna?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Hi? Anna?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Jenny?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Hey, welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
No, I was just gonna make it coment.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
My parents had that washer dryer crumble.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Also, they did their wash, they went to bed, and
that next morning it was almost twenty four hours later
with the dryer still running and the clothes are still.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
West it doesn't even dry them.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Uh, I know it was.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It was ridiculous. I always worry. I never go to
bed with the dryer on. I always because I always
think that my house is going.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
To burn down.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
You got to pull out that little sheet and cleanse
off the whatever stuff is the lint, the link.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
But I'm telling you you got to. You got to
pull it off. But you gotta. You know, I don't
know if I run the thing. My neighbor's house burned
down because they had the dryer on and they weren't home,
and the dryer burned down their house and clean out
the windfield.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
What's going on? How you doing, Cindy, Mama told me.
Mama said, bubba gum, what's going on, Cindy.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
My daughter lives on the sixth floor in an apartment
building and her clothes in a brand new apartment where
we're not drying for like four hours. Yeah, and I
had a kink in the back. Best thing that goes
out the back, and if that air doesn't circulate, your
clothes are going to stay wet, and that's an extreme
fire hazard.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
So I need to talk to my building.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
By the way, Frank is trying to get a free
plug for our buddy Frank from dry Clean Depot. Is Frank, Frank,
I think it's time to advertise again with us.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm giving you a plug.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
This is actually a great reason you should have Anna
Robley your your voice of dry Clean Depot. My Frank,
my bad washer and dryer having sales call you today.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Frank, I love you, buddy. I haven't seen you in front.
We clean your clothes, not your wallet by Clean Depot.
I still remember from doing the clothes.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Isn't that a great tagline?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's nice, It's nice they'll come and pick up pick
up your clothes and bring them back to you.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
In less than six hours. What's going on? Hi, Lauren, Hi,
good morning, guys morning. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
I was gonna til Anna. I was thinking, like, oh,
one hundred and eighty dollars, isn't that bad? My dt
ego is like one hundred and eighty to two hundred
dollars a month. But then I remembered I live in
a two thousand square foot home, second hundred court apartment.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
On the side Josh's.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
There was one room.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
She said, don't go in there. You know it's fine.
Is We had a neighbor who was grown weed in
the basement. And the way that they found out they
looked at they can look at your bill and see
that your bill is crazy, and also the glowing lights
coming from that little windows in the basement. What's up,
Rachel high, Hi, what's going on? How big was your bill?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
My bill normally is around one thousand dollars a month?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Wi, Oh my god, what what are you doing in
that house that's making it to one thousand dollars a month?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Well, we have a two story house and it's like
really drafty, so we have portable heaters in every bedroom,
so that.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Takes up a lot of the electric bill. We had
to go on like the weird patent plan and we
just got.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Off of it this month. Yeah, I think, honestly, I'm
I'm calking windows or something like that if I got
a thousand dollars bill.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
But it's a plastic like my grandma.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, that No, that seems like it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
That's like someone's rent.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, a thousand dollars a month is there's that's one
of those ones. I'm moving out, like I'm there's no
way I'm staying in something like that. All right, Well, Annah,
we'll be pulling up to uh somebody's home and doing
some laundry here soon.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Kevin is the closest I got you.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
What is your electric bill ever? Soon?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Loth, I think like seventy eighties.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Kevin's bill is so cheap because you know why he
only showers once a week.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
And were talking about the electric bill. You just had
the hot water.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is the hot water and only once a week
a showering.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You're the dirtiest one in here. It's Mama said, shower
more than once a week. You start using a wash clown.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You can talk
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