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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, there you go, Mojo. In the Morning show, U
Anna told this story this morning. Did you ask your
mom if it's okay to talk about this?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
She's fine? Are you sure that means no? She's fine?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
This has been a whole thing my whole life.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I have never met your your mother or your father,
and I've only talked on the phone to your grandfather.
I don't know your family very well, but I'm gonna
let it be all on you.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I love this story, and I love this about my mom,
so I'm not afraid to tell it. So growing my
mom was born with a deformity on the right side
of her body, so her left arm is slightly shorter
than her right arm, and she has what we call
her little hand. Kevin, I wonder if I have a picture.

(00:55):
It's like it's a little hand. It only has two fingers.
I think she was born with three fingers. But to
try and make it more useful to her, they like
did surgery so it's sort of like a cloth so
she can like go like this with it, but it's
littler and real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Before you tell the rest of the story. I'm fascinated. Yeah,
I for some reason. And Shannon knows this. I am
fascinated with people who have either missing digits, missing full on.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Legs or arms or you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
You if you were ever out in public with him
and he notices this about somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
He'll ask about it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Absolutely well.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
See, he's who my mom would play with when we
were growing up. I remember her telling like crazy stories.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I want to play with your mom.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
We'd be on a boat and someone would be like,
what happened to her arm? And she'd be like, shark
attack or something crazy, like, nothing like that happened. That's
not that's not the story. Though she has this little hand,
I honestly totally forget that it's even there most of
the time because she just she's so normal to me,
she holds things with it. It's it's just not even

(02:05):
a thing.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I got it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Movie too to our advantage in the best way. And
she did it this weekend. So I think we were
trying to get her to park in one of my
favorite parking lots downtown and it was like ten dollars
and sometimes like she'll just like slide it out the window,
like as the parking attendant's coming up, or like when
she goes to shake someone's hand. She'll use both hands

(02:31):
and like shake someone's hand, not asking for sympathy, but
then we get things out of it's like free. Yeah,
so the parking attendant's like, oh, five dollars for you,
not ten.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Because they feel bad.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Or like when we're waiting in a long line, my
mom can stand in line. She is fine, but like
she'll bring out the little hand. We'll be like, Mom,
show your little hand.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Show you know.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
We're in the front of the line.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's five figured fingers. Shelly has seven.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Somebody somebody just texted me. They say, Mojo, you gotta
go get the clip from Scary Babe to him and
the guy in the wheelchair going back and forth.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
My terms, my germs.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's my strong hands.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Honestly, is the.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Best hold us. Let me see if I can find
this thing.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Pops, if you're listening, call up and tell us. Tell
us how it was when she was growing up, because
I I know we also have had really bad stories, like.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Kids probably were not nice to her.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh yeah, take my hand.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Fall unless you take my hand.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, give me your other hand, mother hand, stop.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Getting away from me.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
By the way, this movie is I want to know
real quick and anna. I wish I met your mom
before I said comments like this, because I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
This is good. I want to play with your mom.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I want to play with her mom. Absolutely. I want
to know what's the craziest thing she's picked up with
her hand?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Ooh, that's a good one. I haven't seen her like
use it to pick things up. But whenever we would
drive to school, she would balance her coffee cup on
it so she would drive okay, and she would just yes,
never spills.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Don't ever let don't ever let something hold you back.
You do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
She was amazing at sports, like one of the best
softball players. My grandpa said he's ever seen like people
wouldn't even know because she would have to do it
all with one hand.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
She would.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
When I was in literally I don't for I think
I played for the Rockies. Our catcher had one hand.
Did he really bro he used to be used to
is that. Jim Abbott was the famous uh. He played
Michi for Michigan University of Michigan. He had one arm,
brohad brohead, the the hand with the arm with the
hand he used to catch, so he had the glove
on so when people used to steal or he would

(05:05):
throw out people, he would catch the ball drop.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's how Jim Abbott did it.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
It was the most impressive thing.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Hold on a second, I would I want to get
to this real quick, because it's interesting. I've talked about
how Chelsea. For Chelsea, I called I pulled the cancer
card sometimes to get like appointments and things like. I've
actually said, you know, my wife just recently got diagnosed
with cancer. It's amazing what that does for you. You
want to get a reservation anymore, you can't get a reservation,

(05:33):
you get it. Chelsea's car dealer, the car dealer, her
car was broken. I called the owner of the car dealership, Lee,
and I said, Lee, my wife just recently went through this.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's like, bring a car in, n take care. I
will do anything for Chelsea, you know what.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, absolutely, Hold on a second, Alicia, what's up?

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Alisha? Good? What's going on?

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Nothing? So my daughter, she was born with twelve digits
or twelve fingers, so she's got extra and I actually
run to the family her her dad was born with it,
her sister, her brother.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Is it fingers? Is it six and six or like seven?

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Six and six, so two pinkies on each hand.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Does she have to wear mittens instead of gloves?

Speaker 8 (06:27):
He actually no longer has them. We did, we did
have surgery.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oh you okay.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Yeah, it's funny because my dad used to poke. Fine,
we're just we're a dark humor kind of family. But
he would always say, well, you'll be you'll be a
good catcher in baseball.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
You know it's right.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You know what I would do if I was playing
against her team, I would call out and say, I'm sorry,
but I am not allowing this to happen.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
They have an advantage. I do not want to.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
There is a distinct advantage there that you've got two
extra fingers.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Seriously, what's up? Paris High, Paris?

Speaker 8 (07:07):
Hey, I doing Mojo?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Good morning, everybody? Good morning.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I have They called me well nemo because I have
my dad's ear on my left and my mom's doing
my right. So every time I put on like sunglasses
or whatever, I was always like, why is my glasses
always have.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
One little ear and one ear.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Is kind of a big size. So it's kind of
a thing. But you know, I'm used to it now.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
And the best anality, Yes, crazy, do people ever walk
up to you and want to fix your glasses because
they're kind of crooked or no.

Speaker 9 (07:40):
No, they look.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
At me and they turn their head like, why is
your glass?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
I was crooking?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I never knew.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Like five years ago, I'm like.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Damn, I have a little ear and a big ear.
I looked at I'm like.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Wow, oh my goodness. You know what's funny.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
What's funny about that, too, is if I was looking
at you, I'd probably turned my head a little, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
What's up, Kelly? How you doing?

Speaker 9 (07:58):
I were calling because I went to go for a
job interview at a Texas roadhouse and the manager only
had like two fingers and the thumb and like half
of a hand. And at the end of the interview
he went to shake my hand and he put that
hand out, and I didn't know what to do, so
I just grabbed the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, shake it all.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, took it all, Like okay, absolutely, thank.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You, shake it all.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hold on, Pops is on the phone with us, right,
Anna's grandpa.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
What's going on? How you doing? Pops?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Very first time call?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Wait a second, you've been on with us before we
called I didn't call out.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, that's true, that's true. Pops is on with us
right now. We're talking and this is obviously Pops's daughter.
This is your mom. We're talking about your daughter. Hold on,
your mom's on the phone too.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Look at this family reading Anna's mom Mama Rob? Do
I call it? Do I? Do we call her mama Rob?
Or her name is Dawn? Which what do we call you? Mama?

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
How are you mom?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Good morning? I'm good?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
And now now I really want to meet you. I
want to I want to get a chance to meet
you after Anna telling the story. Are you okay with
her telling the story on the radio? I want to
make sure.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I absolutely am mojo and I will play with you
Anne Chelsea at anything you.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Want it.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
This morning, Ken, Kevin, you do not want Kevin's going
to have more hand jokes.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I just want you to know that. Oh jeez, my.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
God, listen, I heard them all, and yes, growing up
with a little bit more difficult because children are so
cruel and can make fun of you, but not anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
That's awesome, you know what.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
That is actually a great thing to talk about because
you know, uh, here we are that call her just
a couple of minutes ago talking about her daughter. It's
when you're a kid, it had to be tough. And Pops,
you probably protected the hell out of her. Anybody looked
at her differently, you probably beat the hell out of them,
Dinja I did.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
And if I can just say a couple of things.
Don was born with the affliction exactly the same as
Jim Abbott. Yes, and Don played three Don played three sports.
And in basketball, she would always take to the right.
She couldn't go right, but they would take the fake
right around him to the left and score.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (10:24):
Oh my phenomenal, phenomenal athlete.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Can I say this real quick? Because keV didn't know
who Jim Abbott was. Look up Jim Abbott and look
up videos of the way that he pitched. The guy
was freaking unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Go Blue. So all right, well, Don, when are we
coming over for a barbecue? Anytime? Something?

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Anytime? Anytime? My husband would love to barbecue for you guys.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, no promises on if it's going to be,
we're gonna we're gonna come over anytime.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
That.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
By the way, Anna has done a phenomenal job. How
excited are you? How proud are you of your daughter?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Listen, I am so proud. We have listened to you
in the car for so many years, decades. We love
you guys.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hey, can we talk about the sassiness that she has.
She's a little sassy today. I was, you know, she
kind of like has gotten comfortable. I can sense that
she's ready to go. She's a she's you know, already
giving it back to me.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something
Dawn said to me a couple of days ago.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
What's that she said?

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Am I glad I'm listening to the program. I'm finding
out things about my daughter I never know.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, just you wait, just you wait, mom, Mama. Robis
keV says, all right, well listen, thank you guys so
much for joining us. Appreciate it and look forward to
getting a chance to meet you guys face to face.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, love you Bye.
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