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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Anna has got a topic, but we got to get
quick into it. So we got to see if we
can get some things tell me the topic real quick.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
So it's always who you least expect. So I moved
to Detroit five years ago. I moved downtown. I lived
there for about a year, and then I moved throughout
the city. I recently moved back downtown and I'm starting
to see the same people that used to either live
in my apartment building as me, or just in the
area who still live there. There was one man in
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the first apartment building that I lived in, and he
and I were friendly, like we would see each other
in the halls, we would say hi. I would see
him outside, we would say hi. But that was pretty
much it. The man was very put together, like always
in a tailored suit or something nice. He had a
very small dog, like a white, little fluffy dog, and
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I always wondered, like, what does this guy do? Never
knew until I ran into him recently walking around, and
I don't know how the conversation came up, but he
made a comment like this is my block if you
ever need anything, And I was like, wait what, and
he was like, you smoke right, and I was like yeah,
and he was like, this is my black I was
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like wait a minute. He goes yeah, like yeah, alluding
to yeah, I'm a drug dealer. I was like, wow,
no judgment, but didn't expect that. Not the drug dealers
that I see in movies.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is not what they look like.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I was going to say that it is kind of
by the way, I love power, but the little dog
what do you know, the dog a dog thing? That's
that is definitely throw the scent off the FEDS. That's interesting.
So the the person that you would expect the least
to be right is that guy.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He's the drug Like I feel like that could go
with like what do they call them on TikTok? We
call them like nighttime ballerinas, the strippers. Yeah, but like
that could be like their day job is a nurse
or or something interesting. You just don't expect these people
to be in these positions.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
By the way, it's interesting that he would call himself
out to to h to do it, because usually I
would think that he's waiting for you to know more
about him.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But that's it. He must have trusted you because he
wasn't we're close?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Now we're tight.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I still like, you're close with your drug dealer, your
neighborhood drug dealer.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He was telling me, he's like, no GMOs, nothing micals,
Like my stuff is so clean.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Try how do drug dealers do it anymore? I always
wonder that with now weed being legal hair because they're
obviously he's selling more than weed, because there's no way that.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
He's just it's not cheap in that building either.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Why would I go to him when I can go
to Zags or whatever the heck that these places are
that I see loyalty.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I see their billboards and stuff all over the place.
I guess loyalty customer surface a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Of people I know they don't I know, but I
could understand people who may not trust the kim cools
that are being put in a marijuana. They want to
know the person, know how they growing, where they're growing,
and all of that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I would, honestly, I would trust going to a store
then Spencer, Yeah, a dispensary, then go to the guy
that's walking around with his puppy, you know what I mean? Like,
those are the guys that I'm worried I'm gonna get
fentanyl from you know what I mean, I'm telling you
that those are the ones that you worry about. I
don't know no offense. By the way, it's a neighborhood guy.
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The dog is a good cover up. That is a
great cover Does he where does he keep keep it
in the collar? You know he's got it in that coat,
that big old that tailored coat that he's that he's wearing.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Secret pocket. What's up, Holly? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Good?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I was I was just listening to this about the
drug dealer guy in the neighborhood and did anyone ever
have the.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Ice cream man as a drug dealer?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yes? Is it?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Absolutely? Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Where I grew up on the South Side of Chicago,
the ice cream man was the drug dealer.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
That's literally a shameless episode.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So like you could go get a strawberry short cake bar.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And also so I worked, I worked with radio guys
that used to on the air, used to on the
air call call for the good humor man. And they
would actually on the air, they did a radio show
and they'd be like, man, I need a I need
some good humor. I wish the good humor man was here,
and the good humor man was the was the guy.
But it's true, Holly, that was That's actually no joke.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yes, And they would they would compete against each other.
They would run other ice cream men out of the area.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, crazy, No, that's it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's actually a real, a real deal because what a
cover for them, because they're selling it out the window.
Yeah wait, I mean if it's not kids run into
the window and it's all like adult.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You know, something's up. Well.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
But here's the thing though, I think in the place
that I grew up, the cops already knew who the
person was, and as long as they weren't doing anything
that was getting anybody in trouble, they didn't care. They
never messed with the drug dealers like that. The guys
who were selling the drugs. As long as they weren't
selling drugs that were killing people, they they kind of
let them do it. The cops were kind of almost
in on it. What's the dumb zoo? What's up Tom?
(05:18):
The funeral man?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What's up? Funeral home? Tom? I haven't talked to you
a while, So, Yeah, how you guys doing that? Little dog?
Does he have one?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Little college with the big girl on it, like the.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That's where he keeps it right inside there, Like cow said, yeah,
that's actually perfect right laugh. Maybe maybe Tom, Maybe Tom,
it's not really a dog. Maybe it's a fake dog.
It's a it's a you know what I mean. It's
one of those like, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You watch your show on TV where you know they
bust people going over the border, people stuffing.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Uh inside my donald Yeah, well they they also stuff
it in animals all the time and then hope that
the animals poop it out right humans. What's going on, Savannah?
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
First time call her a long time.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So my eighty five year old neighbor, nice little old lady,
grows weed in her backyard.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
She came on over.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
She's got a nice old hip, and she hobbled on
over and she said.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Hey, I just want to make sure you guys are
okay with this.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I grow weed back here and I smoke at my
garage now and then, and just want to make sure.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You're cool with it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, we're cool with it, as long as you're sharing
some of your tomatoes later.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Gotta pass those over the fence.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Maybe we should see if that old lady is actually
the mother of the guy wearing the nice suit with
the dog. It's a family business. The other one too,
is the cleaners too. That's another one, like dry cleaners.
Like if you got a dry cleaner that you're like,
I never see people bring in clothing in there, and
there are people going, you know, in and out of
there really fast with no clothes.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Typically they say that that's a.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Good ironic that you say that, because when I lived
in New York, that's that was my first drug dealer.
So I was going to do dry cleaning and they
were like, hey, do you want some weed? And I
was like, of course, bring out a huge toolbox and
it's a whole bunch of drugs and they're like it's
two for ten and I'm like, all right, give me twenty.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's funny. I would be afraid it was a setup
and I'm getting arrested. Zach's like, of course, it's like
an hour ago, and we had Candy just sitting in
the studio exactly going some candy.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Absolutely, I love it. Once