November 25, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning, uh Anna,
Rob is getting ready for a big birthday that is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh, I don't even like to say how old I'm
turning dirty.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Thirty with the Dirty on the thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, so I'm about to turn thirty on December twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
First, let's go congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I feel like I'm in between a rock and
a hard place because I personally don't want to do
anything for my birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey's the big wine you there we go. This is
exactly why.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So everyone in my life, my mom, my family, my friends,
everyone wants me to have like this big party because
it's such a big birthday. But in my mind that
sounds like it's going to be expensive a lot of
work because I'm very picky and I would never let
them plan the party for me because I don't think
it would be up to my standards.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And wait a second, so if they even planned a party, like,
it's not so it whatever you want? You want it
to be up to your standards. Yeah, if they just
planned a party for you and made a really nice party,
I don't want to lame.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Party for my thirtieth, Like I need attention to detail
I need don Julio, nothing below that, Like it needs
to be a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Very big party.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Also, I feel like it's a lot of pressure for
me to have to socialize with everyone, talk to everyone.
It just seems like a lot of work. And it's
coming up. It's less than a month away, so I
would be stressed planning it. It's around the holidays, which
make it even harder, Like I don't want to do anything.
I just want to go out, like possibly catch a
flight and lay on a beach somewhere and drink yourselkil friends.
(01:43):
I don't know, by myself, maybe like you. That's right,
So that's my vibe. But everyone's making me feel guilty
like I need to do something, and I'm like, do
I need to do something?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What if they what if they plan something for you?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This just a dinner I could do, like a bougie
dinner if anyone's listening.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I mean, I'm a fan of doing whatever is gonna
make you happy. It's your birthday, yeah, Zach. You can't
plan your birthday around other people and then actually be
miserable on your own birthday like I supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And that's what I feel like always happens, Like I
always try to do a dinner or try to do something,
and like, I'm just stressed out. Half the people canceled
because it's four days before Christmas. Yeah, like it ends
up like Lydia. Whatever happened to Lydia where she had
to pay for it? Like stuff like that happens to
me all the time, and I just I don't want
to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
If you're feeling a solo trip, I am always a
huge proponent of a solo trip. Mojo will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I've been on a few.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm actually probably due for another, and it is it
is very fulfilling and actually really fun.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think, yeah, I think that's the route that I'm
gonna go because if I'm out of town, I don't
have to say no to everyone. I'm just like, oh,
I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I was gonna plan this party for her, were you,
But I didn't have Don Julio. I had Ocho tequila there.
But I'm stead, you know, I feel here's the thing.
I feel like your thirtieth obviously you should do what
you want. But also if your family wants to throw
something for you, that'd be sweet to have them throw
something for you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Let's do for thirty one?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, what's up? Sam? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hey Mojo? First of all, first time, long time.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hey Sam on the shoe. Sam, you want to come
to Anna Rob's party? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
No, I would love to, especially because Anna your dirty
thirties on the twenty first Mine is on the twenty second.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Girl. Oh what's up?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Tweet?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yes? So my fiance and me excited to have a
good old fashioned house party, a death to my twenty
funeral party.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Wait, that was one of my ideas if I was
going to have a party that's my funeral.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yes, that's twenty. What do you guys got playing and
for the Death of the twenties party? Sam? You know
we are.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
We're looking up all these ideas on TikTok, but we're
definitely going to have like a funeral cake. We're going
to Is that something about doing like an obituary? We're
gonna have my face on these fires and people are
going to write things about me and are going to earn.
It's just gonna be It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What kind of tequila are you guys having?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you have any idea what kind of tequila?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
How did you know there was going to be tequila?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You got to come up in a hearse.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know. I've thought about that too, I mean a
whole question.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Funeral home, Tom, call us up and tell us and
we can get Sam orhearst.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's a great idea. We should do that for Anna
on the air.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We should have a death to our twenties party and
have a Tom come with.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's up? Emily Hie.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So I'm in the same boat as Anne on my
Dirty thirty coming up, But it's actually the end of
this month, November thirty birthday. It is my golden birthday.
So I kind of like the last listener was saying,
I wanted to do last year that's to my twenties,
but we didn't. But I'm doing a golden birthday this year.
But my parents are actually taking me on a surprise trip.
(05:20):
And I have no idea where I'm going. I just
know I need my passport and a bathing suit. I'm
going to the beach and we leave.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Why don't you and your mom do that? You guys
do like a girls trip somewhere, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I tell her to do that.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Started was a girls trip with mom and me, and
then it turned into my dad and brother are also.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well that's okay, you're okay with it as once you
figure out where you're going. Yeah, please tell me, I will.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I will text you guys in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Actually text us Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, But can I can I say this that I
do think that Well, first, here she is, Emily is
risking where she's going. Now, mind you, she has to
bring a bathing suit, so it's at least you know,
you're not going to Wait a second, you could be
going up to Splash Village or something like that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's been the.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That's been the jokes. But actually because they did originally
plan it to be in Jamaica, and I did find
that out only because of the hurricane.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
But oh yeah, yeah they changed that complete plan. B Yeah,
all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And now I got our plan and as mom missus Rob,
I am taking you guys. We're all going together, and
we're going up to Birch Run the outlets and we'll
all do the indoor water park up there. And no,
and you're going to go to your favorite chicken place. Yeah,
(06:47):
we're going to Xendrs. We're gonna zenders it together. Nothing says,
nothing says thirty like zenders,
All right, it is Mojo in the morning, uh Anna,
Rob is getting ready for a big birthday that is
coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh, I don't even like to say how old I'm
turning dirty.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Thirty with the Dirty on the thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, so I'm about to turn thirty on December twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
First, let's go congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And I feel like I'm in between a rock and
a hard place because I personally don't want to do
anything for my birthday.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hey's the big wine you there we go. This is
exactly why.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So everyone in my life, my mom, my family, my friends,
everyone wants me to have like this big party because
it's such a big birthday. But in my mind that
sounds like it's going to be expensive a lot of
work because I'm very picky and I would never let
them plan the party for me because I don't think
it would be up to my standards.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
And wait a second, so if they even planned a party, like,
it's not so it whatever you want? You want it
to be up to your standards. Yeah, if they just
planned a party for you and made a really nice party,
I don't want to lame.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Party for my thirtieth, Like I need attention to detail
I need don Julio, nothing below that, Like it needs
to be a.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Very big party.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Also, I feel like it's a lot of pressure for
me to have to socialize with everyone, talk to everyone.
It just seems like a lot of work. And it's
coming up. It's less than a month away, so I
would be stressed planning it. It's around the holidays, which
make it even harder, Like I don't want to do anything.
I just want to go out, like possibly catch a
flight and lay on a beach somewhere and drink yourselkil friends.
(01:43):
I don't know, by myself, maybe like you. That's right,
So that's my vibe. But everyone's making me feel guilty
like I need to do something, and I'm like, do
I need to do something?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What if they what if they plan something for you?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This just a dinner I could do, like a bougie
dinner if anyone's listening.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I mean, I'm a fan of doing whatever is gonna
make you happy. It's your birthday, yeah, Zach. You can't
plan your birthday around other people and then actually be
miserable on your own birthday like I supposed.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And that's what I feel like always happens, Like I
always try to do a dinner or try to do something,
and like, I'm just stressed out. Half the people canceled
because it's four days before Christmas. Yeah, like it ends
up like Lydia. Whatever happened to Lydia where she had
to pay for it? Like stuff like that happens to
me all the time, and I just I don't want
to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
If you're feeling a solo trip, I am always a
huge proponent of a solo trip. Mojo will tell you this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I've been on a few.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm actually probably due for another, and it is it
is very fulfilling and actually really fun.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I think, yeah, I think that's the route that I'm
gonna go because if I'm out of town, I don't
have to say no to everyone. I'm just like, oh,
I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I was gonna plan this party for her, were you,
But I didn't have Don Julio. I had Ocho tequila there.
But I'm stead, you know, I feel here's the thing.
I feel like your thirtieth obviously you should do what
you want. But also if your family wants to throw
something for you, that'd be sweet to have them throw
something for you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Let's do for thirty one?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, what's up? Sam? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hey Mojo? First of all, first time, long time.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hey Sam on the shoe. Sam, you want to come
to Anna Rob's party? Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
No, I would love to, especially because Anna your dirty
thirties on the twenty first Mine is on the twenty second.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Girl. Oh what's up?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Tweet?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yes? So my fiance and me excited to have a
good old fashioned house party, a death to my twenty
funeral party.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Wait, that was one of my ideas if I was
going to have a party that's my funeral.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yes, that's twenty. What do you guys got playing and
for the Death of the twenties party? Sam? You know
we are.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
We're looking up all these ideas on TikTok, but we're
definitely going to have like a funeral cake. We're going
to Is that something about doing like an obituary? We're
gonna have my face on these fires and people are
going to write things about me and are going to earn.
It's just gonna be It's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What kind of tequila are you guys having?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you have any idea what kind of tequila?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
How did you know there was going to be tequila?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You got to come up in a hearse.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You know. I've thought about that too, I mean a
whole question.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Funeral home, Tom, call us up and tell us and
we can get Sam orhearst.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's a great idea. We should do that for Anna
on the air.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We should have a death to our twenties party and
have a Tom come with.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What's up? Emily Hie.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So I'm in the same boat as Anne on my
Dirty thirty coming up, But it's actually the end of
this month, November thirty birthday. It is my golden birthday.
So I kind of like the last listener was saying,
I wanted to do last year that's to my twenties,
but we didn't. But I'm doing a golden birthday this year.
But my parents are actually taking me on a surprise trip.
(05:20):
And I have no idea where I'm going. I just
know I need my passport and a bathing suit. I'm
going to the beach and we leave.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Why don't you and your mom do that? You guys
do like a girls trip somewhere, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I tell her to do that.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Started was a girls trip with mom and me, and
then it turned into my dad and brother are also.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well that's okay, you're okay with it as once you
figure out where you're going. Yeah, please tell me, I will.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I will text you guys in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Actually text us Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, But can I can I say this that I
do think that Well, first, here she is, Emily is
risking where she's going. Now, mind you, she has to
bring a bathing suit, so it's at least you know,
you're not going to Wait a second, you could be
going up to Splash Village or something like that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's been the.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
That's been the jokes. But actually because they did originally
plan it to be in Jamaica, and I did find
that out only because of the hurricane.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
But oh yeah, yeah they changed that complete plan. B Yeah,
all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And now I got our plan and as mom missus Rob,
I am taking you guys. We're all going together, and
we're going up to Birch Run the outlets and we'll
all do the indoor water park up there. And no,
and you're going to go to your favorite chicken place. Yeah,
(06:47):
we're going to Xendrs. We're gonna zenders it together. Nothing says,
nothing says thirty like zenders,
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