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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Mojo in the morning. Good to have you
guys here. I think we're coming up on like homecoming times.
You know, kids in school are going to their homecoming dances.
And the reason I know this is every one of
the friends of mine's kids who are going to homecoming
have been posting the pictures of their kids with their
(00:21):
homecoming dates. And I have an observation that I would
like to bring up right now, And if you'd like
to participate in this, you can, If not, you can,
you know, just listen intently, especially if you're a high
school kid. I want to ask this question, why is
it that I've noticed that all of the girls that
(00:41):
are going to homecoming, their dresses are basically up to
their vaginas.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, they're very very short.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And the boys, if you have a son that's going
to homecoming, or maybe you are this boy, the boys
do not match the girls that are going to homecoming.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wait, wait, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The boys all look like their hair is like something
that they're going to regret when they're later in life.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's awful. The boy's hair is awful right now. It
is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So I was scrolling through this weekend and is going
through like I don't know, it was Facebook probably or Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think it was both.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I'm coming upon, you know, some pictures, and in
some cases I would see pictures where it was like
my buddy's sons, and I would end up liking them
because I would see just the boys. And then I'd
have to go back and unlike them because I'd scroll
through the pictures and see that in the second photos
it'd be their dates, and their dates were wearing outfits
that I got, to be honest with, you made me blush.
(01:42):
I'm like, holy crap, these are high school girls. So
I had to unlike them because I didn't want anybody
thinking I was liking these girls pictures and not my
buddy's boy you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Know, sons.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And then I started like, keep going through these things,
and I've got buddies of mine that a lot of
buddies that have daughters, and I'm looking at I'm going,
that's Ellie.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You can't wear that outfit? Is what is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I know, and I know their dads are very protective dads,
and I totally get it. And then I start looking at, Okay,
let's see who she went with on the date or
the dance, and I look and him going, Ellie, you
could do so much better. That kid hasn't had a
haircut in days, or if he's had a haircut, that
broccoli things got to go away.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Went away like two years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
My stepdaughter, Samantha's a high school junior and she went
with girlfriends this year. And I even said to her, Oh, good,
your pictures will be good this year because you're not
gonna have a boy in the picture, because the boys
with the broccoli hair ruined the photos.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Did jall have to have a conversation with her about
her dress at all?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, As I was just pulling up her dress was
very I think it was very appropriate this year.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's pretty dress. Yeah, it was very appropriate.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
But definitely girls I keep seeing, I keep seeing this
trend of not only are they short and you can
see like the bottom of the underwear basically, but they
have this thing where like they go up in the
middle a wrap almost do you know what I'm talking about,
And so it makes it even more noticeable. That's where
your focus is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
One of my buddies is like he is literally like
the most protective dad. And I said to him I go, hey,
I saw, you know, went to a homecoming, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I can't believe mom picked out that dress. I picked
it out.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, I think mom was there when she was buying
the dress, so he's blaming it on mom.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's up, Michelle?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Hi o iletly agree with you. I have four boys
and only one daughter, and her all her homecoming dresses.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
She couldn't even sit down. I was wondering about that.
That has to be kind ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
When you sit down in a dress like that, because
when I you know where you.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wear your dresses, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wear my shorts, So I'm wearing shorts much shorter than
I used to wear. I used to wear the ten
inch ones, then the eight inch ones, and a four
inch one, a four inch ones sometimes four these are
for these are ulick?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Look at that showing up. Now that's a four What happened?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What happened to the etiquette of everything goes down to
your knees? That's acceptable, Well.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's that's like a grandma. But I felt like there's
a happy medium.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm okay with it being above the knee. I just
wanted to be above the vagina next year. You know what,
I mean, what's up, Mary High? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I have a fifteen year old.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
She's pretty modest.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
She wears like Nike parls under her dresses and stuff.
But we have a same back to school shopping homecoming.
If you if the priest was standing right here, or
the Second Coming or Christ and Jesus is in front
of us, would you wear that in front of us?
And if they say yes, she always says, I'll go
back and change.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I said, yeah, you know what, And I don't want it.
You know, I don't want to make this handmaid's tale
where we're wrapping them up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But I want them to be no.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
She she, I love her dress modestly, but not like
from the eighteen hundred Little Hope on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sure right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
We had a role at our school where it was
if it was for any skirt you wore or any
dress for a dance, and it just had to go
to the bottom of your fingertips, that was the shortest
short arms and you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Then you could show your yes, Courtney. Then you dated that.
I was about to say, what's going on, Courtney?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Hi, Good morning, Happy Tuesday. I feel like a lot
of the dresses I've been seeing look like lingerie to me.
They had like a broad top and like a silk bottom,
and it looked so inappropriate. And I always tell my
kids like, I'm a young, cool mom. And then when
we're like going through pictures because it's like the dance
team and so my daughter wants to see and I'm like,
(05:49):
well that's inappropriate, and now I'm losing my cool points
because it's not very cool.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So quick question for you, when you see these things,
do you make a comment or because that was the thing.
As a dat a dad, I can't comment, But I
wonder if the moms ever say anything like beautiful dress
or do you say that in any of the posts.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
No, I don't because I just I can't lie at
it looking cute and.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's not listen.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Say you can't say anything as a dad though, because
I don't want it to look like I'm like a purf.
Like I don't even want them to know that I
saw their actual post because I'm like, I said, you blush,
you know what I mean. Wait till Josiah starts going
to school with some of these you know, girls for
dances and stuff like that, like all the boys have
gone to dances, and I've always tried to make it
(06:37):
a point of you know, our boys have had good
you know, even my gay son had had great looking
girls that he went to to prom with, and you
would always be like, boy, you guys are such a
cute couple, you know what I mean, Like you'd always
try to keep it like that.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Some of these dresses would make me go, I don't
know if I want to say that.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I don't know, but if you had a daughter and
she had a short dress, would you think so comfortable
telling her that that's too short to wear?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'd say, Chelsea, handle that. Can I tell you something like, as.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
A dad, why can't you have a conversation with your
daughter without it being looked at like, well, it's if
you're a dad of a daughter.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm sure you you know, probably are. But I think
some of these guys probably defer to their moms, you know.
Can I say, Can I say something of the boys?
Though I will go on record to say this, none
of my boys have ever had a haircut that embarrassed
the hell out of me. Like if if Luke was
one of the ones with the longest hair and he
actually had long hair, but his hair kind of looked
kind of coolish. If my kid looked like some of
(07:33):
these kids nowadays. These boys are good looking boys. What
are these moms doing letting these.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Boys get stal It's the style for the boys. They
all want to be. It's so bad. Yeah, they like
got mullets and like, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I will say this about the girls though. I love
looking at homecoming photos and I think all the girls
are just so beautiful, and I keep thinking to myself,
I did not look like this. These girls are next
level stunning. It's just like I look at my high
(08:09):
school homecoming photos and I'm like, Jesus, I hope these
never see the light of day.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But all these girls are just so pretty.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They are gorgeous girls, and the boys do not match
like there. I'm sure these boys are good looking, handsome guys,
but they don't matche any of these girls.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Megan, what's up, Good morning, guys, Morning morning.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm a boy mom and a couple of weeks ago,
I took my kids shop, or I took my son's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Homecoming dress shopping.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I haven't been homecoming dress shopping.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Since I was in high school, which is a really
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh my gosh, dress. I was like, why are they
so short?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But did you, as not the mom of the girl,
did you say that to her? Or did you just
let her pick what?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She's not like that at all. She I helped her
pick a dress and it was totally not inappropriate. Why
were you doing it? Where was her mom?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
She unfortunately doesn't have a mom.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, so that's nice you to do that as a
mom of a son who's dating her. Are you thinking
to yourself, I want my son to be with the
hottest girl hair or I'm thinking I want my son
to not be tempted.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Uh, not be tempted exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I know that's that's honestly how I always felt. I'm like,
you not get a girl pregnant on homecoming? Put right, Cody?
What's that hair called? Have you ever seen the tiktoks?
Go look at the alpaca hair tiktoks. They're amazing. My
(09:51):
favorite is you see the high school boy in those,
and I'm thinking if that was my son, I'd be
embarrassed with my kids in one of those.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hold on one second, Mike, what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I want to say, welcome First of all, mo Joe
in the group, have you ever been to a swimming
meet in high school?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Swimt No, my kids never swam.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You take your breath away?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Really, you know, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Have you seen the suits?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Nothing to keep them, They're just regularly there's a lester here.
List know, I like, really am curious what you mean.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You're saying that they that they show these girls show
off a lot more seconds.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Okay, I know I
know those bloomer panties are gone, but good gosh, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The are you they're all just competitive swim suits. Are
you a grandpa for these kids or what?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Are you? Absolutely? My grandma and I me and Grandma
go and I watched them kids and just I can't
believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know, hey, thanks, might think you come
It is Mojo in the morning. Good to have you
guys here. I think we're coming up on like homecoming times.
You know, kids in school are going to their homecoming dances.
And the reason I know this is every one of
the friends of mine's kids who are going to homecoming
have been posting the pictures of their kids with their
(00:21):
homecoming dates. And I have an observation that I would
like to bring up right now, And if you'd like
to participate in this, you can, If not, you can,
you know, just listen intently, especially if you're a high
school kid. I want to ask this question, why is
it that I've noticed that all of the girls that
(00:41):
are going to homecoming, their dresses are basically up to
their vaginas.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, they're very very short.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And the boys, if you have a son that's going
to homecoming, or maybe you are this boy, the boys
do not match the girls that are going to homecoming.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wait, wait, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The boys all look like their hair is like something
that they're going to regret when they're later in life.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's awful. The boy's hair is awful right now. It
is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So I was scrolling through this weekend and is going
through like I don't know, it was Facebook probably or Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I think it was both.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And I'm coming upon, you know, some pictures, and in
some cases I would see pictures where it was like
my buddy's sons, and I would end up liking them
because I would see just the boys. And then I'd
have to go back and unlike them because I'd scroll
through the pictures and see that in the second photos
it'd be their dates, and their dates were wearing outfits
that I got, to be honest with, you made me blush.
(01:42):
I'm like, holy crap, these are high school girls. So
I had to unlike them because I didn't want anybody
thinking I was liking these girls pictures and not my
buddy's boy you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Know, sons.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And then I started like, keep going through these things,
and I've got buddies of mine that a lot of
buddies that have daughters, and I'm looking at I'm going,
that's Ellie.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You can't wear that outfit? Is what is going on?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I know, and I know their dads are very protective dads,
and I totally get it. And then I start looking at, Okay,
let's see who she went with on the date or
the dance, and I look and him going, Ellie, you
could do so much better. That kid hasn't had a
haircut in days, or if he's had a haircut, that
broccoli things got to go away.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Went away like two years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
My stepdaughter, Samantha's a high school junior and she went
with girlfriends this year. And I even said to her, Oh, good,
your pictures will be good this year because you're not
gonna have a boy in the picture, because the boys
with the broccoli hair ruined the photos.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Did jall have to have a conversation with her about
her dress at all?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, As I was just pulling up her dress was
very I think it was very appropriate this year.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's pretty dress. Yeah, it was very appropriate.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
But definitely girls I keep seeing, I keep seeing this
trend of not only are they short and you can
see like the bottom of the underwear basically, but they
have this thing where like they go up in the
middle a wrap almost do you know what I'm talking about,
And so it makes it even more noticeable. That's where
your focus is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
One of my buddies is like he is literally like
the most protective dad. And I said to him I go, hey,
I saw, you know, went to a homecoming, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I can't believe mom picked out that dress. I picked
it out.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, I think mom was there when she was buying
the dress, so he's blaming it on mom.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's up, Michelle?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Hi o iletly agree with you. I have four boys
and only one daughter, and her all her homecoming dresses.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
She couldn't even sit down. I was wondering about that.
That has to be kind ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
When you sit down in a dress like that, because
when I you know where you.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wear your dresses, Well, I.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Wear my shorts, So I'm wearing shorts much shorter than
I used to wear. I used to wear the ten
inch ones, then the eight inch ones, and a four
inch one, a four inch ones sometimes four these are
for these are ulick?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Look at that showing up. Now that's a four What happened?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What happened to the etiquette of everything goes down to
your knees? That's acceptable, Well.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
That's that's like a grandma. But I felt like there's
a happy medium.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm okay with it being above the knee. I just
wanted to be above the vagina next year. You know what,
I mean, what's up, Mary High? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
So?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I have a fifteen year old.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
She's pretty modest.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
She wears like Nike parls under her dresses and stuff.
But we have a same back to school shopping homecoming.
If you if the priest was standing right here, or
the Second Coming or Christ and Jesus is in front
of us, would you wear that in front of us?
And if they say yes, she always says, I'll go
back and change.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I said, yeah, you know what, And I don't want it.
You know, I don't want to make this handmaid's tale
where we're wrapping them up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But I want them to be no.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
She she, I love her dress modestly, but not like
from the eighteen hundred Little Hope on the Prairie.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sure right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
We had a role at our school where it was
if it was for any skirt you wore or any
dress for a dance, and it just had to go
to the bottom of your fingertips, that was the shortest
short arms and you're lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Then you could show your yes, Courtney. Then you dated that.
I was about to say, what's going on, Courtney?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Hi, Good morning, Happy Tuesday. I feel like a lot
of the dresses I've been seeing look like lingerie to me.
They had like a broad top and like a silk bottom,
and it looked so inappropriate. And I always tell my
kids like, I'm a young, cool mom. And then when
we're like going through pictures because it's like the dance
team and so my daughter wants to see and I'm like,
(05:49):
well that's inappropriate, and now I'm losing my cool points
because it's not very cool.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So quick question for you, when you see these things,
do you make a comment or because that was the thing.
As a dat a dad, I can't comment, But I
wonder if the moms ever say anything like beautiful dress
or do you say that in any of the posts.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
No, I don't because I just I can't lie at
it looking cute and.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's not listen.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Say you can't say anything as a dad though, because
I don't want it to look like I'm like a purf.
Like I don't even want them to know that I
saw their actual post because I'm like, I said, you blush,
you know what I mean. Wait till Josiah starts going
to school with some of these you know, girls for
dances and stuff like that, like all the boys have
gone to dances, and I've always tried to make it
(06:37):
a point of you know, our boys have had good
you know, even my gay son had had great looking
girls that he went to to prom with, and you
would always be like, boy, you guys are such a
cute couple, you know what I mean, Like you'd always
try to keep it like that.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Some of these dresses would make me go, I don't
know if I want to say that.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I don't know, but if you had a daughter and
she had a short dress, would you think so comfortable
telling her that that's too short to wear?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'd say, Chelsea, handle that. Can I tell you something like, as.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
A dad, why can't you have a conversation with your
daughter without it being looked at like, well, it's if
you're a dad of a daughter.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm sure you you know, probably are. But I think
some of these guys probably defer to their moms, you know.
Can I say, Can I say something of the boys?
Though I will go on record to say this, none
of my boys have ever had a haircut that embarrassed
the hell out of me. Like if if Luke was
one of the ones with the longest hair and he
actually had long hair, but his hair kind of looked
kind of coolish. If my kid looked like some of
(07:33):
these kids nowadays. These boys are good looking boys. What
are these moms doing letting these.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Boys get stal It's the style for the boys. They
all want to be. It's so bad. Yeah, they like
got mullets and like, it's so bad.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
I will say this about the girls though. I love
looking at homecoming photos and I think all the girls
are just so beautiful, and I keep thinking to myself,
I did not look like this. These girls are next
level stunning. It's just like I look at my high
(08:09):
school homecoming photos and I'm like, Jesus, I hope these
never see the light of day.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
But all these girls are just so pretty.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They are gorgeous girls, and the boys do not match
like there. I'm sure these boys are good looking, handsome guys,
but they don't matche any of these girls.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Megan, what's up, Good morning, guys, Morning morning.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I'm a boy mom and a couple of weeks ago,
I took my kids shop, or I took my son's girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Homecoming dress shopping.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I haven't been homecoming dress shopping.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Since I was in high school, which is a really
long time ago.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh my gosh, dress. I was like, why are they
so short?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
But did you, as not the mom of the girl,
did you say that to her? Or did you just
let her pick what?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
She's not like that at all. She I helped her
pick a dress and it was totally not inappropriate. Why
were you doing it? Where was her mom?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
She unfortunately doesn't have a mom.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Okay, so that's nice you to do that as a
mom of a son who's dating her. Are you thinking
to yourself, I want my son to be with the
hottest girl hair or I'm thinking I want my son
to not be tempted.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Uh, not be tempted exactly.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I know that's that's honestly how I always felt. I'm like,
you not get a girl pregnant on homecoming? Put right, Cody?
What's that hair called? Have you ever seen the tiktoks?
Go look at the alpaca hair tiktoks. They're amazing. My
(09:51):
favorite is you see the high school boy in those,
and I'm thinking if that was my son, I'd be
embarrassed with my kids in one of those.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hold on one second, Mike, what did you want to say?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I want to say, welcome First of all, mo Joe
in the group, have you ever been to a swimming
meet in high school?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Swimt No, my kids never swam.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You take your breath away?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Really, you know, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Have you seen the suits?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Nothing to keep them, They're just regularly there's a lester here.
List know, I like, really am curious what you mean.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You're saying that they that they show these girls show
off a lot more seconds.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Okay, I know I
know those bloomer panties are gone, but good gosh, I'm
telling you.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The are you they're all just competitive swim suits. Are
you a grandpa for these kids or what?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Are you? Absolutely? My grandma and I me and Grandma
go and I watched them kids and just I can't
believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know, hey, thanks, might think you come
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