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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
God, Bianca had something embarrassing happened to her last night.
Bianca's put together a nice little plan for us the
last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I just missed Lydia being mean to me.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, she's not. No, you know what she is.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's teaching you, She's she's molding you, she's big sistering you.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
True.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She needed to do that last night before you went
to bed, because what happened? Wait, what happened last night? Bianca?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So I was, guys, this is so embarrassing. So last night,
I before I went to bed, I kind of had
to go to the bathroom, but I just I was like,
you know, I'm too lazy to get up, So I
just went back to bed. And I had a dream
last night that I was hanging out with Lydia and
I was like, hey, where's your bathroom? So I had
a dream that I was using the bathroom at Lydia's
(00:43):
house and I woke up in the middle of the
night of me paying in my bed.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
What good?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So embarrassing. I don't know how that I've never peed
my bed by.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
It up and like, strip your sheet and.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You guys were talking about clean my sheets yesterday so
that's what I'm doing today.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, did you wake up in the middle of it?
Or you just I woke up in the middle of
the peak? Did you finish? You finished?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
So disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So when you when you woke up and you had
peede a little bit in the bed, you go to
the bathroom, pete, Do you then sleep in the same
bed or where'd you sleep?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I took all my sheets off and I slept on
my bear mattress.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh no, so it just got on the Did it
get to the mattress or it got.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
All my clothes, It got on my sheet, it got
on my top sheet cover, and it got on my
waterproof mattress topper.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Thank god, you have the stay all right. Let me
be honest with this one. We all got to share.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
When's the last time, as a grown ass adult that
we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a
decade ago. Really, Yeah, it was a drunken night, it was.
It was a similar situation. It was a late late
night fair and a dream that required me peeing in
the urine.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The next thing I know, I'm peeing on me. I
was not a good situation.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And the worst is I was wearing a pair of
shorts that were.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Like kind of like grayish.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So when I stopped peeing, Chelsea woke up because I
jumped up out of bed so fast, and she goes,
everything okay, and I go, yeah, no, everything's fine, and
she goes, really and I get up out of bed.
I turn and look at her, and she sees a
big wet spot there by the night my pants and
she goes, did you just pee yourself? And I'm like, yes,
like I couldn't even hide it. It's the worst, bro,
(02:34):
I haven't been on myself as an adult. You never
not as an adult.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, I've never.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Like I've had dreams, I promise you, I've had dreams
where you know, something else, you know happened but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But I haven't. I haven't bet on myself at all.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I was a senior in high school and we were
on a family vacation and the worst part was I
was sharing a bed with my sister Jacqueline, and I
don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the
bed all over me, all over her, God and she.
I don't live it down until this day.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing
is when you pee and you're in a bed with
somebody else like PM. That's like so embarrassing because you
can't even lie about it like Biyance Beyonca could have
if she wanted to, not told us this. Yeah, this
shows you, honestly the level of family that we are
here and a real one you are. You're a wet
(03:23):
one eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five sixty four eight Texas ninety five five zero zero.
Come on, I know that people have grown ass adult pede,
especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Now I will say I dood it on myself one
time you did. I was drunk as hell, bro. I
woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I
had to pee. Yeah, pulled my pants down, look down
and it was brown. I say, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'll set somebody else house.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
But I feel like a lot of people have those
like we didn't make it moments. I've had those many, many,
many times. Did they ever want to admit.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Hold on, this is a legit one here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Jay hung up, j Come on, j J callback that
was too good. Jay hung up the phone. I had
a legitimate one. I would appeede ja in that position too,
So feel free you can call back.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's up, Marvin, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Hey, what's going on? Mozoe?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Have you ever done this?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yes, I have, It's been a while ago, but yeah,
you know you had those dreams you're trying to find
little drains in the basement. You found it everywhere, so
you can tell you use the bathroom. And it happened.
I was visiting my mom in California, and uh, you know,
you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using
(04:46):
the bathroom on yourself. But my daughter was like little
at the time. So I woke up and tried to
clean up it, and my wife woke up, like, what happened? What?
But what happened? I said, Oh, the baby pea.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
God, that's a good strategy. I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You can blame him for farts, you can't blame him
for peeing. You got to take ownership of that one.
Hold on a second, Brandy, how long ago was it
that you peed the bed?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Like three years ago?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I had taken in one of my extraits. It was
either a sperracuil or transil. It was a really high dose.
And I slept entirely through it. Did not know until
I went to, you know, get up to go to
the bathroom like later in real life, and I was
chunking wet and pee it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, that's you know what, that's medicated. Peace, are understandable
that happens to you. You gotta be careful of that.
One hold on. Lauren is Dayton a peer? What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Lauren high high?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
So me and my boyfriend we had just got together
for maybe like a few months, and.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We were drinking together.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
He didn't go to the bathroom before bed, totally peede
the whole entire bed.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I slept through it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I woke up.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I was soaking wet in his pits the whole bed.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh my god, we're together and you're still love. That
is love.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
We have a kids together together.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Well, you know what, the relationship that peece together stays together.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's what I'm learning here.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry?
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Great many years back, really really really drunk, woke up.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom.
I woke up in the middle of peeing in a
box in my closet.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I thought it was a bathroom. Do you know how
many people I hear have done that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
My sister did it in her clothing camp for same
and sat down and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I've always heard this with people that take in the box. Yeah,
I always. She was saying, you said sitting right, You
didn't say the other word. Okay, good?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By the way, you know how many times people will
say that they'll take like a sleeping aid, and they'll
there's sleeping able all of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn,
What did you want to say to Bianca?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Hi, Leanta, it happened. I don't care what anybody says Mojo.
As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams and I
don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me.
I was thirty years old. I was dreaming that I
wasn't me. I was sitting on the toilet like it
was very real, and I was I literally started ping
(07:30):
mode and I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Woke up and I was like, oh my god, I
wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that they
were sitting on the toilet pean and they woke up
and they were squatting standing in the.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, I wasn't squatting, like I was just laying there,
But I literally was dreaming it, except like like you,
I jumped up out of bed. I stop peing, Like
how do you stop making yourself peak like that?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I know, no, you can't. You can't shut the valve
or kink the hose. It's it's impossible. You ever try
to You ever try to pee?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Like on a golf course and somebody's pulling up in
a golf cart and you're like, oh crap, and.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're like, I gotta stop because you don't want them
to see you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Day you worked at a bar and a guy pete
in front of.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
You, so he had pete.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
But I was sitting there because we couldn't let anybody in.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It was like max capacity.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
And I'm sitting there next to my friends.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
She works at the front two and we look over
and I stopped on the shout. I'm like, did that.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Guy just pay himself? And fuss? And we all sit
there trying not to laugh because but he was so
drunk he didn't even know this.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh my god,
Real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
God, Bianca had something embarrassing happened to her last night.
Bianca's put together a nice little plan for us the
last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I just missed Lydia being mean to me.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, she's not. No, you know what she is.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
She's teaching you, She's she's molding you, she's big sistering you.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
True.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She needed to do that last night before you went
to bed, because what happened? Wait, what happened last night? Bianca?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
So I was, guys, this is so embarrassing. So last night,
I before I went to bed, I kind of had
to go to the bathroom, but I just I was like,
you know, I'm too lazy to get up, So I
just went back to bed. And I had a dream
last night that I was hanging out with Lydia and
I was like, hey, where's your bathroom? So I had
a dream that I was using the bathroom at Lydia's
(00:43):
house and I woke up in the middle of the
night of me paying in my bed.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
What good?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So embarrassing. I don't know how that I've never peed
my bed by.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
It up and like, strip your sheet and.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You guys were talking about clean my sheets yesterday so
that's what I'm doing today.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, did you wake up in the middle of it?
Or you just I woke up in the middle of
the peak? Did you finish? You finished?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
So disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So when you when you woke up and you had
peede a little bit in the bed, you go to
the bathroom, pete, Do you then sleep in the same
bed or where'd you sleep?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I took all my sheets off and I slept on
my bear mattress.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh no, so it just got on the Did it
get to the mattress or it got.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
All my clothes, It got on my sheet, it got
on my top sheet cover, and it got on my
waterproof mattress topper.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Thank god, you have the stay all right. Let me
be honest with this one. We all got to share.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
When's the last time, as a grown ass adult that
we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a
decade ago. Really, Yeah, it was a drunken night, it was.
It was a similar situation. It was a late late
night fair and a dream that required me peeing in
the urine.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The next thing I know, I'm peeing on me. I
was not a good situation.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And the worst is I was wearing a pair of
shorts that were.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Like kind of like grayish.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So when I stopped peeing, Chelsea woke up because I
jumped up out of bed so fast, and she goes,
everything okay, and I go, yeah, no, everything's fine, and
she goes, really and I get up out of bed.
I turn and look at her, and she sees a
big wet spot there by the night my pants and
she goes, did you just pee yourself? And I'm like, yes,
like I couldn't even hide it. It's the worst, bro,
(02:34):
I haven't been on myself as an adult. You never
not as an adult.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, I've never.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Like I've had dreams, I promise you, I've had dreams
where you know, something else, you know happened but it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But I haven't. I haven't bet on myself at all.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I was a senior in high school and we were
on a family vacation and the worst part was I
was sharing a bed with my sister Jacqueline, and I
don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the
bed all over me, all over her, God and she.
I don't live it down until this day.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing
is when you pee and you're in a bed with
somebody else like PM. That's like so embarrassing because you
can't even lie about it like Biyance Beyonca could have
if she wanted to, not told us this. Yeah, this
shows you, honestly the level of family that we are
here and a real one you are. You're a wet
(03:23):
one eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five sixty four eight Texas ninety five five zero zero.
Come on, I know that people have grown ass adult pede,
especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Now I will say I dood it on myself one
time you did. I was drunk as hell, bro. I
woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I
had to pee. Yeah, pulled my pants down, look down
and it was brown. I say, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'll set somebody else house.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
But I feel like a lot of people have those
like we didn't make it moments. I've had those many, many,
many times. Did they ever want to admit.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Hold on, this is a legit one here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Jay hung up, j Come on, j J callback that
was too good. Jay hung up the phone. I had
a legitimate one. I would appeede ja in that position too,
So feel free you can call back.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What's up, Marvin, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Hey, what's going on? Mozoe?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Have you ever done this?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yes, I have, It's been a while ago, but yeah,
you know you had those dreams you're trying to find
little drains in the basement. You found it everywhere, so
you can tell you use the bathroom. And it happened.
I was visiting my mom in California, and uh, you know,
you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using
(04:46):
the bathroom on yourself. But my daughter was like little
at the time. So I woke up and tried to
clean up it, and my wife woke up, like, what happened? What?
But what happened? I said, Oh, the baby pea.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
God, that's a good strategy. I don't blame him.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You can blame him for farts, you can't blame him
for peeing. You got to take ownership of that one.
Hold on a second, Brandy, how long ago was it
that you peed the bed?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Like three years ago?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I had taken in one of my extraits. It was
either a sperracuil or transil. It was a really high dose.
And I slept entirely through it. Did not know until
I went to, you know, get up to go to
the bathroom like later in real life, and I was
chunking wet and pee it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, that's you know what, that's medicated. Peace, are understandable
that happens to you. You gotta be careful of that.
One hold on. Lauren is Dayton a peer? What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Lauren high high?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
So me and my boyfriend we had just got together
for maybe like a few months, and.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We were drinking together.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
He didn't go to the bathroom before bed, totally peede
the whole entire bed.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I slept through it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I woke up.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I was soaking wet in his pits the whole bed.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh my god, we're together and you're still love. That
is love.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
We have a kids together together.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Well, you know what, the relationship that peece together stays together.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's what I'm learning here.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry?
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Great many years back, really really really drunk, woke up.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom.
I woke up in the middle of peeing in a
box in my closet.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I thought it was a bathroom. Do you know how
many people I hear have done that.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
My sister did it in her clothing camp for same
and sat down and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I've always heard this with people that take in the box. Yeah,
I always. She was saying, you said sitting right, You
didn't say the other word. Okay, good?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
By the way, you know how many times people will
say that they'll take like a sleeping aid, and they'll
there's sleeping able all of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn,
What did you want to say to Bianca?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Hi, Leanta, it happened. I don't care what anybody says Mojo.
As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams and I
don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me.
I was thirty years old. I was dreaming that I
wasn't me. I was sitting on the toilet like it
was very real, and I was I literally started ping
(07:30):
mode and I.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Woke up and I was like, oh my god, I
wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that they
were sitting on the toilet pean and they woke up
and they were squatting standing in the.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, I wasn't squatting, like I was just laying there,
But I literally was dreaming it, except like like you,
I jumped up out of bed. I stop peing, Like
how do you stop making yourself peak like that?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I know, no, you can't. You can't shut the valve
or kink the hose. It's it's impossible. You ever try
to You ever try to pee?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Like on a golf course and somebody's pulling up in
a golf cart and you're like, oh crap, and.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You're like, I gotta stop because you don't want them
to see you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Day you worked at a bar and a guy pete
in front of.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
You, so he had pete.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
But I was sitting there because we couldn't let anybody in.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It was like max capacity.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
And I'm sitting there next to my friends.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
She works at the front two and we look over
and I stopped on the shout. I'm like, did that.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Guy just pay himself? And fuss? And we all sit
there trying not to laugh because but he was so
drunk he didn't even know this.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh my god,
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