Bragged About His Money

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right is Mojo in the morning, Shannon went on

(00:02):
a girl's weekend with a bunch of her friends. Now
all were married except for one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is single, right, yes, friend Carrie single.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Did you guys go out to any bars and like
hang out and stuff in town?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
So we mostly like kind of kept to ourselves, except
there is this one dive bar that is apparently famous
for the locals of Marco Island, and it's called the Sandbar.
It is nothing fancy whatsoever. They had a horrible DJ,
I mean just absolutely.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Background or are people dancing or what is it?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, people were dancing, people were drinking. But so there
were there were five of us total, like you said,
four of us married with kids, and then my friend
Carrie is divorced with kids, and she's a frickin bombshell.
So when you go somewhere with Carrie, it's like you
walk in and the music stops and everybody just turns
and stairs.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, it's that. It's like a movie.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Scene almost, And so that's exactly what happened on Friday
night when we went to this sandbar this place, and
there was one guy in particular who was eyeing her
all night and at one point kind of cornered her
and proceeded to introduce himself by saying that he was
in the top one percent of wealth on Marco Island. Wow,

(01:23):
and Carrie carry spicy. She's spicy and sassy and also
truly does not care. And so she said, I really
don't care, was her response to him. This man had
steam coming out of his ears because you could tell,
apparently that he's used this line before. And I think
women just like fall at his feet, you know, and
want to like jump in bed with him, and she

(01:45):
just didn't give two crabs. And so he then he
started to talk about the car that he drove and
the condo that he had on the water and the
life he wants to give his wife some day, and
Carrie was just not having it. He kept getting more
and more pissed off. Were watching this and it's just hysterical.
And I'm thinking to myself, we were talking about this
on our way home, and like, do do guys who

(02:08):
do that realize? How do shee you come off? It's
not it's it's doesn't mean I mean maybe for some women.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
It must work.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Honestly, I would I would think it probably works, and
it probably works Honestly, I hate to say it for
uh these guys to date a little younger. Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I was gonna say the same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
But the more guys that we didn't care.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, we just talked about him the other day. Oh yeah,
the guy at the New Day Foundation, like, oh yeah.
Then all he kept saying to me was how he
owned a nice condom and brush park and was like
an s VP of this. And now I'm like, I
don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, I do like a little wealth management going on,
all right with that.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I mean sometimes I feel like if that's all people can,
if that's all people have, or if they think that
that's their best foot forward, then that's what they're going
to show. If you think that your personality is the best,
that's what you'll lead with. If you don't have a
personality to back it up, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Check that was me. I had to be the personality.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm like, hang on, hold on, have you heard the
one about the two guys that walked into them, Like
I would have to try to make them laugh right away,
because that was the only thing. It was either one
of two things that would get me attention with girls.
Number one was they liked my Personality Number two was dimples.
For some reason, they would go, oh, you got dimples,
and I'd be like, hold on a second, let me
keep showing them too. They actually don't go away, believe

(03:30):
it or not. I know, I'm jeaing.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's what I would tell you speaking. This guy was
so botox.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You could tell he was angry, but you couldn't really
tell because it's so much botox.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
And Florida is like this.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
When we go down and visit Joe, and we will
go out, like in clear Water, you'll go to places
for dinner and you'll see these guys pull up in
the valet with cars that I'm not lying to you
are more expensive than our homes. I mean way like
ten times more expensive than our homes. And they'll pull
up and they'll give thee the key. And then you
look at there's women that are kind of like because

(04:04):
they always have like outdoor bars and things. There's women
at the bars checking these guys out as they park
in the valet, and they must get it must be
the thing. And then I was talking to a single
buddy of mine. You know, my friend, a single. I
don't want to shout him out for this reason, but
he says when he goes down in the winter time
down to Palm Beach or West Palm Beach, he said

(04:25):
that tinder in Bumble and Hinge are amazing down there
because they all they look for are guys that look
like they have money.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
M m.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, so that's pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
But this guy were like you, you're in the top
one percent of wealth and you're at the sand bar.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
This come on, Maybe that more men for you. But
you said that was the only place down there.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's maybe it's really it's really yeah, it's it's a
fun place.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
But eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
six five six five four eight. Question for you about
your single uh, your single divorced front is uh?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Is she like she do?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
She does well? I mean she has her own job
and all.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
The rest of that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Very successful and incredible mom to three girls.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Because I wonder sometimes how many women who are divorced
that with kids that maybe they had a bad divorce
and maybe they don't didn't do well, or maybe they
didn't work or they have a job.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
She does all of you, and she wants to, you know,
she wants to be married again some day.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I wonder how many but I wonder how many how
many guys, by the way, I wonder what the top
one percent of Ferndale is what it's.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Got to be. It's gotta be up there.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, But I wonder though, if there are a lot
of women though that look at that, like divorcees are like,
oh good, well look at this. I can me and
my kids can get comfortable. What's up, Morgan?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
How you doing? Good? Are you guys today? Good?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
We want to hang out with some wealthy uh wealthy
boatox guys hang down in Marco Island.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
What's going on? I'm not in the top one percent
of anything, but I haven't listened to you guys for
a long time, so she a if you have single friends,
I have an awesome dog and I have at least
two bottles of wine that I got from my.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Right there, Morgan, you are in the top one percent
of Mojo in the Morning listeners.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
We love you. Hey, let's go.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
By the way. That is the greatest pickup line I've
ever heard. Now, that's the personality that gets you like,
what's up, Ashley?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
How you doing?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
They're all being watched because those are the sugar daddies.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Ojo.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Absolutely, yeah, I see it here in town too. I
don't know, Ashley, where are you from? Okay, so you
know the Detroit area for those, and Grand Rapids in Toledo.
I know, we all have our areas that you know,
like East Grand Rapids for everybody there, and then Sylvania
and stuff for uh down in Toledo. In Birmingham, Michigan,
you go to any of these restaurants, and there is

(06:52):
a restaurant there that Chelsea and I ate at with friends.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And I pulled up in.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
My blue Chevy Tahoe from Gordon, ever Lay and it
stuck out like a sore thumb at Big Rock in
Birmingham as guys were pulling up in Lamborghini's. I mean,
I've never First off, I didn't know Lamberg. I didn't
know Lamborghini made an suv. They make an suv. Range Rovers.
Range Rovers were like, honestly, they were like, Chevy's there.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, It's like that looks like the least expensive.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Drive, your fancy carr that you good for you. You
have a great job and you worked hard whatever and
you got it. But the fact that like this guy
was banking on that's all he wanted to talk about
was so gross.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
It's not only what your drive up is, like, who
are you when you get out?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, well you see these guys getting out and they're
wearing clothes that, you know, honestly they probably are a
little too old for. And they're like and they're like,
oh but all real, like everything is like so tight
on them.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's amazing, it's amazing, unbelievable. I look at them. I'm like, man,
these guys you know crazy sugar daddy. Yes, I'm in
the market for sugar dad.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I wonder, I wonder are there sugar mamas out there?
Are there women that are like.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
This sure.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Website?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh you're interested, keV, There's plenty. Do you know who
I always do You know who I always said seeking arrangement?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know who would get a sugar mama? My son Luke,
My college age son Luke. You go to college bars.
Every mom is like flirting with Luke at the college bars.
And I always jokingly say to Chelsea, go, what are
you going to do? One day if Luke comes home
and he's like, I'd like to introduce you.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
This is uh you know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Paul Paula from Birmingham her actually her husbands the former GM.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Here my fraternity, you know what I mean, Like that's
that's kind of the thing.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
But Ana, just tell me about a site called seeking
dot com.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh, I said, seeking arrangements.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Seeking arrangement? What is seeking arrangement?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's where girls go to get sugar daddies. I'm pretty
sure they do it for guys too.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Do you know any who's used this site?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I know people who have tried.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Have you ever tried?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
No, Honestly, it's very difficult to find one that's actually
for real, for real?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
A lot of catfish. And did your friend meet anybody?
Was there anybody there that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Was worth god?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, did you.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Guys dance with any guys or anything like that? Or No?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I didn't, No, most of us didn't. Like I you know,
I have friends that will, but I didn't.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I think it's fun going.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I love going to Florida and going to these like
beach type bars.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
And you're wearing you know, you're wearing like a pair
of shorts and a T shirt and they're wearing Tommy Bahama.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I know you have you ever worn Tommy?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because this guy was wearing the other one. It wasn't
Tommy O Bahama said something I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But like it we got to go to Florida.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, oh Johnny Oh? Was it Johnny O or something like?
They all have.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
They all have some kind of they're named after some
dude that liked comfortable clothes. That's usually with Peter Malar,
you know, al Peter