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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So it's Mojo in the morning, and let
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me tell you about this. This past weekend, I had
an incident take place that it was something that I
saw that I still can't get out of my mind.
It literally has been ingrained in my mind. We went
to a restaurant, to a sushi restaurant, and I had
to get up and go to the bathroom. And when
I got up and go to the went to the bathroom,
I told I was with my whole family. I said
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to them, I go, hey, I'm going to go to
the bathroom. I walk into the bathroom and I saw
something that I think either my head is telling me
I saw something weird.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Or I saw something weird.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I walked in on two guys and either those guys
were just getting done and I have two thoughts in
my head. They were just getting done doing cocaine together
or they just got done having some kind of sex
with each other.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Why do you say that? Because when I.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Walked in, the guys were facing each other and the
one guy was wiping things from the guy's face and
he was like kind of like he was taking care
of him and doing something. And then when I walked in,
they were startled that I came in like I did,
Like the door opens and I don't I walk in
and they turn and look and they're oh, and they
like nobody acts like that in the bathroom or or
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they had some kind of a thing and embrace with
each other. And it was weird because this was what
the bathroom looked like. You walk in the door and
there's the sink with the towels and stuff like that,
like the paper towel machine that automatically you wave your
hand under, and then you come around and there's some
urinals and then there are stalls, and these guys were
like they looked like just walked out of a stall.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So you're saying either bumping grind or a bumping line
bumping lines exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So yes, So I wanted to what I wanted to
do was I wanted to DNA swab their stall that
just came up. I wanted to see exactly if there
was something there. But I bring this up because have
you ever walked in on something that happened and you
couldn't believe your eyes? I want you to tell us
the thing that you walked in on, Like what did
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you walk in on? And who were they and who
was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm gonna respect their names because I'm gonna respect their names.
But a family member passed away and we were all
going to the hospital because they said this is it
all going to the hospital. They were waiting in like
the lobby, the downstairs area. They finally say okay, everybody
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can come upstairs, and not to say, oh, find a goodbyes.
I'm looking for two people and our family. Don't see
them go in the bathroom. They doing cocaine.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Literally at a funeral. No, this is at the hospital. Oh,
at the hospital. Don't know if that's better or worse.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I mean they needed something to get over they loved ones. Yeah,
that was process, but literally like same thing as you
bust through the door to be like hey, y'all come on,
and it's like right there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
How were they when they walked in on their on
your dead loved one?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Were they wired with their eyes right? I'm probably I
don't remember. I just remember didn't being like okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Then like they got out of the bathroom and it
was time to go upstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I've never partakeed and partook or I've never done cocaine
at all, but I've seen some people do cocaine, and
when they were doing it to me, it freaked me out.
Like I've seen people do different kinds of drugs and stuff,
but I've never seen the cocaine being done to me.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's always wild.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I've seen them twice, and I've never watched guys having
days out like, I've never seen that, But I will
say this, it was one or the other.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I thought, what's up, Marcella, how you doing good?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
First time?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Long time?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
What did you walk in on?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I've walked in when North Plant used to be open.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I walked into the bathroom that was in the bag
bottle target of two people having intercourses and.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
At one time they were they were doing it in
the mall, a dirty public bathroom. I've done it. Was
it in the bathroom, sitting.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Room, in the fitting room, in the stall? What what
did you do? And what did they do when you
walked in on them?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It was me and my sister and I said, oh,
they ain't.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
There, and she was like, and.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We went and I looked under the stall and short.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Enough they were so excited at that sale that Target
was having.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Man, they should have.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, Marcella, call us more often, Okay, I am, well,
I do.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Call it more off there I go by montannel when I.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Call wait till then your cover? Yeah, I know what's
going on, Gabe? What's going on? Gabe? How you doing?
What did you walk in on?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well? Now what I walked in? But you answered your
own question.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, they were do them both?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know, I never thought about that.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Maybe they were seriously they you know they did. They
did look like they were happy. So Jay, what's happening?
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Hey? Yo?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
What up?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I was I was mentioning, it's not what I walked in.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What I woke up to my parents having unfortunately sex
next to me as a as a younger kid. How
old were you all my life? I probably was like
twelve at the time, and you walked in and I
woke up.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I woke up, I turned around, I seen those two
doing what they was doing. I turned my head and
went back to sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was scarf for like, why were you in the
same room with them when this was happening.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
They were younger. I guess they just thought it.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Was all right.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They thought you were a sleeping horrible Did they know
about it? Now? No?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They don't even know. I know it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wowetting I always thought it was weird on family vacations
when we would share room together and I would hear
that couples would share rooms with their whole family, like
they'd have, you know, two beds in there, and the
kids would be in one bed, that'd be in the other,
and the parents would be banging in the bed next
to the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Your kids aren't that light of sleepers. I don't know.
You don't you? Yeah, you want to see your mom
and your dad.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't want to do it, but I've ASSX in
a room where Josiah was in there before.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I mean, it's not like I do it all the time.
If it didn't happen one time, your kid's gonna call
up a radio show. What's going on? How you doing, Brittany?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Guys, how are you? What'd you walk in on?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
So I let my a couple of friends of mine
stay at my place so they could get on their
feet because they weren't doing so well. And I walked
in on them, a snorting eh off my dresser.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What's each hair? Hair?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I didn't know if I could say it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
No, No, I didn't know. It's called age. So they
didn't have money to get their own place, but they
had money to buy drugs.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I guess, so well, they didn't last very very long there.
I ended up picking them out right after they had
in their own place, and they're not doing so well
these days.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Man, Man, Man, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Dallas,
what did you walk in on?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I was working with a friend of mine. We were
staying at this house off this lake, and they were
out of town, so we were staying the weekend there.
While we were doing the work, I was in the
basement and my buddy, he was with his wife. So
I decided I'm gonna come upstairs to get some food.
And as I walk upstairs and at the top of
the stairs, they're standing against the wall. All I see
his booty cheeks. I just turned around walk back downstairs
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for a little while until they were done.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But yes, in the great though that you like see
naked booty cheeks flapping in the wind, did.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You recognize the cheeks?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I was embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Did you recognize the cheeks?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
No, it was just me and my man there. Yeah,
it was him and his wife.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
So you know who want to describe?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, which cheeks? Who walk in?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You know what, if they were her cheeks, he'd be
still watching right now. Gil, what's going on is about
Joe in the morning? What did you walk in on?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Hi? Three? It's been a long time ago, about maybe
fifteen years back. I was at the Uh, I'm gonna
walk out now what did you walk in on?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Gil?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Actually I tried to use the bathroom at the Myers
Westland and there was the one guy in the bathroom
was doing.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Uh, taking care of himself. So I I just want
to see, like a you.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Know, I stand outside the bathroom, tried to see who
this guy is so I can complain about him. But
I sit for a while there outside and this guy
walk out and he told me, did you like it?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Mean a long time? Now? Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
So you're standing outside the bathroom waiting for the masturbator
and the guy acknowledges you that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Actually I just probably saw him partially, and then I
just want to see who this guy is.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You know, complain about this guy, was you know, doing
something wrong?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What did you say back to him something else.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I was waiting for. What did he say back? What
did you say to him? After he asked you.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
If you liked it?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I did not say anything to him. I just you know,
I said, don't I know.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What I would give up? Honestly, I would be fearful
and run away. You know. It was nice he didn't
want to turn him in, But I would have been
fearful standing out of a mere bathroom.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And they were thinking that we're together, you know what
I mean. When the guy walks out, Wow, maybe this.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Is employee, you know, maybe I can just complain about
it what he was doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Thank god, thank thank you for the calling. He was
an employee, so I appreciate you, buddy. I'll talk to
you later. Last call bath bath. This is not you
walking in, But who was it that walked in?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Eleven year old daughter walked in. I was doing a
sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wait a second, you're an eleven year old?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Saw you guys? That's crazy?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Yes, And I jumped up. I was on top and
I jumped up, and he was just sitting there like,
oh god, oh my god, in the doorway, and I'm like,
get out.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That will never be ever taken out of that kid's life.
Hold on one last call. This is when all the
good calls come in. James, What did you What did
you say?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
So I was at a bass Pro shops heels one
time and I walked in the man's stall and all
the way with the handicap went in the back. I
seen the guy, you know, you see the legs sitting
on the toilet where there was a woman on her
knees in the in the star booker.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You know what was she doing? Was she was she
in there fishing with him in the bass Pro shop
or what was she doing?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I don't know, but you know the brown paper til
you dry your hands.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
In the wall over.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
There, so the splatter and I ran out to night.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
By the way, there is nothing that turns me on
more than getting oral sacks from a girl in a
bass Pro shop bathroom.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Toilet work bathroom. It's horrible.