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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Phone numbers eight four to four, Mojo Live tax nine
five five zero zero. I'm gonna flip flop a little
bit here because I want to get a Kevin topic
in in the seven o'clock hour. Here it's Mojo in
the Morning Show. keV has a question to ask about
going over to somebody's house and what is the etiquette
of doing what?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Kevin boobling whoa.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Like, first time going to somebody's house, is it okay
to take a dump duty?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like you were going over as a Guestio you're a
guest hanging out their house.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
They invite you over for what dinner.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Or something that we had dinner we had like it
was like a business meeting type of thing. But they
prepare food so well. I wasn't the only one there,
but I had to do to You went to their
house and they could duty and the first thing you
had to do. I walked in the crib and was like, Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
How you doing? I'm good man? I got a do
like literally here, So I'm not about to play. They
gonna smell it either way.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
So wait, you go to their house knowing you have
to duty. Why did you not duty at home?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was out already and I needed to be so
the meeting was scheduled for I think seven o'clock. So
in my mind, I'm like, okay, I got this to
do this?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
To do this is to do?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Drop Joe Sayo off to his mom at like six
point thirty. It took me, I don't know, more than
a half an hour to get from his house to
where my meeting destination was. So I'm already running late.
I don't got time to just stop off and go
doty real quick. So I'm gonna just do it there. See,
I think you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I think you cannot go over to a person's house
in duty unless it's an emergency and you have to doty,
Like you can't walk into somebody's house and go, hey, buddy,
how you doing? Can I use your bathroom? Unless it's
paying and then it's got to be a quick visit. See.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So the person lives about twenty minutes from me, and
I don't know really anyone else that lives in that area.
So it was either go home and be thirty forty
minutes late to the meeting just so I could do
to or go be five ten minutes late and doodo, dere.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
What bathroom did they allow you to use for your duty? Bathroom?
Whatever was on the first level.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, so they had Because I always feel weird, like
if I go to somebody's you know, condo or apartment
and they only have a bathroom in their bedroom. Yeah,
and I'm not going to go duty in their bedroom
because I'm going to tell you something. Sometimes if I
have duty, that duty is going to spell there until
nighttime when they go to bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
They had a window. I cracked the window. They already
had a candle burning in there.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
So I don't know. What do you think, Shannon, is
you know how I feel about this. I do not
hoop it. If you got to go to Starbucks, go
to Starbucks. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Eight four to four Mojoe Live or text nine five
five zero zero and your thoughts on this one here?
And has anybody ever had somebody a guest back up
their toilet at somebody's home.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
React when you said it was like, oh, it's fine
going there? Do you think like it was? It was
a seamless transaction. This was a business transaction. You're heah,
you know the person.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
But you do business with people that you call it
a boo boo or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
This person is really thinking your.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Business like, excuse me, uh, I'm going to set up
my laptop right here on the desk as I go booboo?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
What's going on? Karma? How you doing? Hey?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Mojo?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Hey, he has to use the bathroom. That's what it's for.
You go freak? What would you?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Would you rather him stop at a gas station and
take a dump there? Ew, you go to your friend's
house free, Maybe just don't announce it.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't think you go do that though, the moment
that you walk into their house, though, what.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Am I waiting for? He has to go?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't think you can do that though. I think
it's rude, especially if it's a business meeting that he's having.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know, absolutely not. That's what bathrooms are for, dear,
I'm coming over to your house. Where do you live? Karma?
You don't have a great what's up, Kelsey? How you
doing good? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
So my husband called it christening the house.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
We help a couple of our friends moved, and.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
On moving days he would go poo in the bathroom
you can't.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
You can't be the first person to christen that place.
You got to let them if this is their new place.
I agree with that.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I don't know he just does.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's funny. That's his payment for helping them move. What's
going on him?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Zu?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What's up him? Zu? Him? Zu him him? What's up him?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Zo?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know, it's another day. Nothing wrong with going do
to a people's house.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
But if I was scared, I want to just do
do that use I.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Had to go.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I didn't want to be super late to the meeting.
That was my whole thing. I knew I was already
gonna be late. And I'm not a quick due to her,
you know. I mean I could pinch a run here
in the studio. But like as Josiah's mom, you go
to crapping on your baby mama. I don't call her
my baby mama, but no, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
But still there's something, there's something kind of symbolic about
doing that. I wouldn't like, what do you mean you
can't do that? You're you know, it's it's uh right.
He's comfortable with her, I know, But you have an
adversarial relationship if you're somebody in that relationship you just
want to go take a crap right on them.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No, there's we are no longer adversaries. What's going on? Christy?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Hi? So I have a fund from high school and
to this day, I think she's been married for twenty
something here.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
To this day, she still leaves her home to.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Go poo pooh.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
You will not let her husband?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh really, where does she go to the bathroom? Like
it's a gas station up the street or McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh my god, she's just got to she's got to
just do that.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
That is not for how many two decades I was watching.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I mean, yes, babies, I figured once you've had babies anywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh yeah, some houses now do him and her bathrooms.
I like that idea me too.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I think that's a great idea, him and hers, So
you don't ever have to worry about doding, you know,
around saying.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I love him, I love him and her?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Think so why not?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
You know what you can't have though, is that fan
exhaust fan going right to their bathroom. They're still smelling
the whole thing. Ryan, what's up Ryan? Mod Nothing much? Man,
We're talking about Kevin taking a crap on somebody Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
So this one time I was at a customer's house
and the bathroom was right next to her bedroom, so
I know she could hear and I really had to go.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So while I was sitting there and I was pleasure
and it just came out like.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So after I came out of the bathroom. After I
came out of the bathroom, I started acting like I
was beatboxing.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I wasn't dropping. Oh my god, that might be my
favorite call Xana. What's up Xena? Hey? So last week
I was at my friend's house and I had the fool.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
So when I went to the bathroom, her toilet tank
wasn't filling up all the way.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
So I I did the do and then I went
to go flush.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was like, oh my god, it's not going like
only a little water came right Yeah, book.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Ad run in the bathroom for something and I opened
up the shower and I see like a big club
in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
So I filled it up in the sink and I
started filling up the sake. There you go wash. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
She was like are you good? She was like are
you good?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm good. I'm good. And I
was like running there she didn't think you were good.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
She thinks when she heard the shower turn on, you
actually were taking a shower.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Because it was so dirty. You want to forever. I
had to fill it up in the sea.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You want to do something really funny next time that
you're at a friend's house, go to the bathroom them
in their bathroom, and then come out like in their bathroom.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
See what their reaction.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Time.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'll send you guys a picture.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't care. I hate that when people actually have
a toilet that does not have a water that comes
and fills back up again, because I want a double flush,
and the problem is you're waiting forever for that thing
to refill back out. Sometimes you do it prematurely and
it does like it's the worst half flush.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Deza is on with us right now, Deza, it does.
Oh gosh, I'm messing with everybody's names today.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
What's up? Good? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
So it was years and years ago, my fiance and
a few bloodies of his I think it was Alan
and Nick, and they went to Vegas, all sharing a room.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
A seconds, that would great, she goes, she did, Wait,
hold on, stop for a second.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I gotta wait for the delay to kick in here
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
One second, he had to go to go to the
bathroom and not take a spit. Okay, he had to go,
although that's pretty much what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
But go ahead, finish your story.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
And they had to leave the hotel to go buy
a plunger because it started to overflow.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
There's nothing worse than when you actually have to go
that bad that you need a plunger. Yeah, what would
you have done if you clogged this?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Guys, because you said it was a big duty.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
What would you do if you had that and the
guy doesn't have a plunger in his bathroom?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Would you ask him then for a plunger? Or would
you scream out the door? Or what would you do?
As a dog? Would you get would you go in
there with the hand unclogged that.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You figured this out? Would you leave it for like
the family to come get later? Or I have no idea.
We have we have a bathroom that everybody uses. It's
the it's the the family friendly bathroom that everybody uses
when they're doing the things. And I always make sure
when I'm having especially you guys, over a plunger sitting
right there the.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
One like across from your front.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Door, exactly, because I always know somebody's gonna clog this
damn thing, you know, because it's not the bathroom that
you use on a regular basis. I always go to
my bedroom when I use the bathroom, so I enjoy Yeah,
that one. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show.
Uh hold on a second, Nicole, what did you want
to say? Nicole? Hello, Hi, Nicole?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I just wanted to comment on Shannon's statement? How can
you not come to her house and take a dump?
That's irritating and don't come don't come over.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm your friend.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm your friend, and my stomach is just cramping and
I have to go and I can't come to your house.
No no, but I'm literally on my way to your
house and I can't go.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
McDonald give me a caramel macchiato on the way, bravy,
crazy shann There's no

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Like that lights her up until this funny looking like
that's more irritating
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