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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mojo in the morning. There is one way for sure
that I can figure out if my wife is not
happy with me, and it's by one thing that she
will say to me. And it's not I'm mad at you,
or it's not even her raising her voice, because to
be honest with you, Chelsea does not really raise her
voice at all. She'll call me moj or Mojo. If
(00:25):
Chelsea is mad about something, she will only say hey,
moj or Mojo. And I know if she's calling me
not by my real name, Tom, then she is not happy.
And I know I have to act accordingly at that
particular moment. And one of the things that Chelsea recently
was not happy about. And by the way, you have
(00:47):
an indicator for your spouse, you have to call us
up and tell us what your indicator is. She was
not happy with the fact that I sit on the
couch the way that we position ourselves. And this is
clean for all. The case is, you can all listen
to it. I'm on the couch, laying on my left side,
all on the couch in the corner you always take
(01:08):
that corner, and then Chelsea's on the floor on this
like heat heat map thing that she has like this
heating thing that she she lays on, and we're both
with a television on, and she's usually scrolling on her phone,
and I'm usually scrolling on my phone or prepping on
my laptop, and I was listening to some reels or
(01:32):
or tiktoks. I don't even know what I was on
at the time, and I guess I had it up
too loud. I don't know. Hold on as Chelsea, Chelsea,
are you.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There, I'm here, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Not or you're not doing or you're on your phone,
you're on your computer, and you have a TV full blast.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, so I got all all.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Three things full blast, your phone's at full blast, your
computers at full blo, and then TV is super loud,
and I'm just quietly trying to watch a TikTok or real.
It infuriates me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It infuriates It gets to a point where she she'll
do the moje, can you mojo? What are you say?
You call me the phone?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I don't say modes, but it just air because
I've asked you many times, Hey, do you think you
can turn one of those down?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
One of them?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Can you turn one off?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And then you just what what?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And then you cantue and then you'll watch it repeatedly,
the same thing again and again. Then you'll send it
to me.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Time.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want you to enjoy it like I enjoyed it.
I want you to be able to see it now.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, she'll actually say to me, this is pretty funny.
She'll say to me. She'll go, why did you just
send this to me? I just heard you play it
five times? Yeah? But so do you want me to
put air airbuds in or air pods in? Is that
what you want?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
So pick one.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
There's three options you have. Pick one, and then just
like turn it to a normal listening. I'm not asking
you to wear headphones or not even listening to it,
but just you know, normal. I don't have to hear
it across the room. That might be a little loud.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
See.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The crazy thing is you've been at this radio thing
so long that you're hearing a shot that's just.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Everybody else hundred But the other thing, too, is I'm
used to fully functioning with like five or six things
going at the same time, so I feel like I'm
when I'm doing this, it's not really hitting any other sensors. Yeah,
I think is actually a normal you are to ask.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But if if I were to ask you what's on
the TV, what's on your phone, what's on your computer,
you'd have no idea. So if yeah, you run all
things at one time, but you're not fully immersed.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh, I think I know what's what I'm doing. I
think we later, yes, But I do find it funny though,
that that'll she'll sit there and she'll get and she looks,
And the funny thing is she's supposed to be on this.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Phone or also be on the phone too somebody, And
I look at you all the time, and I like
snap at you, like to try to pay attention because
someone is telling you something so heartfelt, and you'll say, yeah,
uh huh, yeah, I'm looking at you, snapping like pay
attention to what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, yeah, she's Chelsea knows this is now our thing too.
If we're on the phone, I always call after the
show's over with, like when we're leaving the studios at
like one o'clock and stuff. After we get done with
our day, I'll call you Elsie up on the in
the car. And occasionally, you know, I'll call and I'll
get a text or two coming while I'm driving home
on my eight hour ride home from our new studios here,
(05:10):
and so she'll go, I'm going to go and I'll go,
why are you so upset? Were you upset the thing
I just said? And she goes, no, I've been talking
to you and I can tell that you're not paying
attention at all to me.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
You do do this thing where and Chelse, you are
so right. I feel like you imitated it perfectly where
you can tell you're not paying attention because you'll be
like yeah, and you raise your eyebrows yeah, And I'm like,
you did not hear one single thing that was just said.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, And it's not rude, like I feel you don't
do it intentionally, but you have the attention span of nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I used to have that yeah zero.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So I'll tell you, yeah, I'm on the phone. I'm like,
lift and we'll just talk later. And then no no,
no no no no no no no, I'm just going
to start hanging up on you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hold On is saying here, Christina, what's up. It's Mojo
and morning.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
I just wanted to compare listening to computer TV and
phones at the same time as somebody chewing with their
mouth open, it's way over stimulated.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wait that's me too, I chew with my mouth open too.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh my god, Chelsea, what is more annoying my mouth
chewing or my watching of reels loud?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
All of the especially when you're eating.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I tried to yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's the latest one, Christina.
I like these gluten free pretzel rods, and I love
these things. I'll sit there and eat a whole bunch
of them, and I'll eat them and she'll just go enough. Thanks, Christina,
take care of yourself. Thank you. Oh man, what's up? Michelle?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Sorry, good morning?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We're Michelle? What's going on? What are you calling for?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
I am totally with so. My fiance does the exact
same thing. But if he's watching a movie, like, don't
talk to him, don't make a noise, he'll pause it
and look at you like you know, you know, he's
kicked off. So, but if I'm watching a show or
a movie or whatever, he makes sure he's next to me,
and he don't even pay attention, and he has his
(07:25):
phone up so loud. He's going through Facebook. Got the
real selling. And so the other day I got upset
and I pause it and I looked at him and
he looked at me, like what, And I said really,
And I said, you want it completely silent when you're
watching something? I said. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. He
does it all the time anyways, And I'm like, does.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
He does he ever do this? Does he ever when
you're watching your show? Does he ever start watching with you?
But yet he doesn't know anything about what's going on?
And then he'll ask the question like, oh, so what's
he with her? Stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yeah, he will talk to me when I'm watching a show.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But he'll want me to talk Chelsea. Chelsea will watch
a show, you guys, and she'll be in the middle
of the show like ninety Day Fiance and I haven't
watched it in a while, and she will literally get
really upset with me because I'll go, so, how when's
he gonna and when's that girl with the big lips
coming on? And like, I'll do something like that, and
she'll get really upset with me when I do do
stuff like that. Brittany, what's up, Brittany? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Hey, I'm good, how are.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You good, Brittany, how do you know when or how
should your guy know when you're mad at him?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I call him, I guess like my kids. I use
his full first name, and then I call him with
his middle name as well. It's when we're watching TV
and he starts scrolling on Facebook and then he starts the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Reels and what's his name? What's his full name?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Michael Anthony?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh that's great? Uh, Luba? What's up, Luba?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's going on? Say hi to my wife Chelsea?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Hey, Chelsea? So okay. So I think this must be
a common thing with the radio show hosts, because when
I live in Saint Louis and I used to listen
to the Woddy Show, his wife like when Woody and
his wife get getting an argument or something, his wife
would be like, am I talking to Woody or Jeffy?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
We were just talking about Woody this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I gotta call Woody and tell him that you called
up Luba. He's the best. He's one of my great friends.
That is awesome. I'm gonna have to say that to him. Terry,
what's up? Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Hello? So are you one of those people that will
pull up a TikTok and then go straight to the comments,
but leave the TikTok plane over over and over while
you're reading comments.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Chelsea, am I, well, I don't know what you're doing,
but he'll play it over. I don't think he's reading
in the comments because I think he's watching TV or.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Who does that? Terry in your life? Who's the person
that does that? Me herself? Kelsey, what's up? It's Mojo
in the morning. Hi, Kelsey, good morning, Good morning. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
So my husband will always know if I'm annoyed with
him at dinner time because I will make everybody's food
and plate it except for his, which I do every
ect usually, but he gets to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Make his own plate at night when I'm annoyed with him.
Oh my god, Kelsey, that's mean. That is that is
that is not the for better or worse till death
do us part.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
But it solves the argument.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's done and over with. I love it. And Elizabeth,
what's up? Elizabeth?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So if my husband's watching sports or something else and
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with him, I
just start adding in, like so I'm pregnant with twins.
I guess a couple of weeks ago. I don't know
what they're yours. And I was thinking about getting this
tattoo like over here on the side of my face,
and he literally would sit there and go, uh huh.
(11:25):
I'm like, so did you hear that I was pregnant?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
He's like, what you got to ask for something legit
and good. Make sure it's on videos so you have proof,
and then you go do that.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Or buy that. That's classic. We'll talk to you later, Elizabeth.
All Right, Chelse, I said, I sent you. Go into
your Instagram and I sent you a whole bunch of videos.
That's the other thing too, Chelsea. Guys, Chelsea and I
have a friend Kevin Tierney, and Kevin will send me
videos and then I'll send the videos to Chelsea and
(11:57):
she'll go, you don't think he sends me the same
videos and she gets mad at me with that. So
all right, love you. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right, love you, bye bye,
Mojo in the morning. There is one way for sure
that I can figure out if my wife is not
happy with me, and it's by one thing that she
will say to me. And it's not I'm mad at you,
or it's not even her raising her voice, because to
be honest with you, Chelsea does not really raise her
voice at all. She'll call me moj or Mojo. If
(00:25):
Chelsea is mad about something, she will only say hey,
moj or Mojo. And I know if she's calling me
not by my real name, Tom, then she is not happy.
And I know I have to act accordingly at that
particular moment. And one of the things that Chelsea recently
was not happy about. And by the way, you have
(00:47):
an indicator for your spouse, you have to call us
up and tell us what your indicator is. She was
not happy with the fact that I sit on the
couch the way that we position ourselves. And this is
clean for all. The case is, you can all listen
to it. I'm on the couch, laying on my left side,
all on the couch in the corner you always take
(01:08):
that corner, and then Chelsea's on the floor on this
like heat heat map thing that she has like this
heating thing that she she lays on, and we're both
with a television on, and she's usually scrolling on her phone,
and I'm usually scrolling on my phone or prepping on
my laptop, and I was listening to some reels or
(01:32):
or tiktoks. I don't even know what I was on
at the time, and I guess I had it up
too loud. I don't know. Hold on as Chelsea, Chelsea,
are you.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
There, I'm here, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Not or you're not doing or you're on your phone,
you're on your computer, and you have a TV full blast.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, so I got all all.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Three things full blast, your phone's at full blast, your
computers at full blo, and then TV is super loud,
and I'm just quietly trying to watch a TikTok or real.
It infuriates me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It infuriates It gets to a point where she she'll
do the moje, can you mojo? What are you say?
You call me the phone?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, I don't say modes, but it just air because
I've asked you many times, Hey, do you think you
can turn one of those down?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
One of them?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Can you turn one off?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And then you just what what?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And then you cantue and then you'll watch it repeatedly,
the same thing again and again. Then you'll send it
to me.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Time.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want you to enjoy it like I enjoyed it.
I want you to be able to see it now.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, she'll actually say to me, this is pretty funny.
She'll say to me. She'll go, why did you just
send this to me? I just heard you play it
five times? Yeah? But so do you want me to
put air airbuds in or air pods in? Is that
what you want?
Speaker 6 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
So pick one.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
There's three options you have. Pick one, and then just
like turn it to a normal listening. I'm not asking
you to wear headphones or not even listening to it,
but just you know, normal. I don't have to hear
it across the room. That might be a little loud.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
See.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
The crazy thing is you've been at this radio thing
so long that you're hearing a shot that's just.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Everybody else hundred But the other thing, too, is I'm
used to fully functioning with like five or six things
going at the same time, so I feel like I'm
when I'm doing this, it's not really hitting any other sensors. Yeah,
I think is actually a normal you are to ask.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But if if I were to ask you what's on
the TV, what's on your phone, what's on your computer,
you'd have no idea. So if yeah, you run all
things at one time, but you're not fully immersed.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh, I think I know what's what I'm doing. I
think we later, yes, But I do find it funny though,
that that'll she'll sit there and she'll get and she looks,
And the funny thing is she's supposed to be on this.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Phone or also be on the phone too somebody, And
I look at you all the time, and I like
snap at you, like to try to pay attention because
someone is telling you something so heartfelt, and you'll say, yeah,
uh huh, yeah, I'm looking at you, snapping like pay
attention to what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, yeah, she's Chelsea knows this is now our thing too.
If we're on the phone, I always call after the
show's over with, like when we're leaving the studios at
like one o'clock and stuff. After we get done with
our day, I'll call you Elsie up on the in
the car. And occasionally, you know, I'll call and I'll
get a text or two coming while I'm driving home
on my eight hour ride home from our new studios here,
(05:10):
and so she'll go, I'm going to go and I'll go,
why are you so upset? Were you upset the thing
I just said? And she goes, no, I've been talking
to you and I can tell that you're not paying
attention at all to me.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
You do do this thing where and Chelse, you are
so right. I feel like you imitated it perfectly where
you can tell you're not paying attention because you'll be
like yeah, and you raise your eyebrows yeah, And I'm like,
you did not hear one single thing that was just said.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, And it's not rude, like I feel you don't
do it intentionally, but you have the attention span of nothing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I used to have that yeah zero.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
So I'll tell you, yeah, I'm on the phone. I'm like,
lift and we'll just talk later. And then no no,
no no no no no no no, I'm just going
to start hanging up on you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hold On is saying here, Christina, what's up. It's Mojo
and morning.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
I just wanted to compare listening to computer TV and
phones at the same time as somebody chewing with their
mouth open, it's way over stimulated.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Wait that's me too, I chew with my mouth open too.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh my god, Chelsea, what is more annoying my mouth
chewing or my watching of reels loud?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
All of the especially when you're eating.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I tried to yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's the latest one, Christina.
I like these gluten free pretzel rods, and I love
these things. I'll sit there and eat a whole bunch
of them, and I'll eat them and she'll just go enough. Thanks, Christina,
take care of yourself. Thank you. Oh man, what's up? Michelle?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Sorry, good morning?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We're Michelle? What's going on? What are you calling for?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
I am totally with so. My fiance does the exact
same thing. But if he's watching a movie, like, don't
talk to him, don't make a noise, he'll pause it
and look at you like you know, you know, he's
kicked off. So, but if I'm watching a show or
a movie or whatever, he makes sure he's next to me,
and he don't even pay attention, and he has his
(07:25):
phone up so loud. He's going through Facebook. Got the
real selling. And so the other day I got upset
and I pause it and I looked at him and
he looked at me, like what, And I said really,
And I said, you want it completely silent when you're
watching something? I said. He's like, oh, I'm sorry. He
does it all the time anyways, And I'm like, does.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
He does he ever do this? Does he ever when
you're watching your show? Does he ever start watching with you?
But yet he doesn't know anything about what's going on?
And then he'll ask the question like, oh, so what's
he with her? Stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yeah, he will talk to me when I'm watching a show.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But he'll want me to talk Chelsea. Chelsea will watch
a show, you guys, and she'll be in the middle
of the show like ninety Day Fiance and I haven't
watched it in a while, and she will literally get
really upset with me because I'll go, so, how when's
he gonna and when's that girl with the big lips
coming on? And like, I'll do something like that, and
she'll get really upset with me when I do do
stuff like that. Brittany, what's up, Brittany? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Hey, I'm good, how are.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You good, Brittany, how do you know when or how
should your guy know when you're mad at him?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I call him, I guess like my kids. I use
his full first name, and then I call him with
his middle name as well. It's when we're watching TV
and he starts scrolling on Facebook and then he starts the.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Reels and what's his name? What's his full name?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Michael Anthony?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh that's great? Uh, Luba? What's up, Luba?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's going on? Say hi to my wife Chelsea?
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Hey, Chelsea? So okay. So I think this must be
a common thing with the radio show hosts, because when
I live in Saint Louis and I used to listen
to the Woddy Show, his wife like when Woody and
his wife get getting an argument or something, his wife
would be like, am I talking to Woody or Jeffy?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
We were just talking about Woody this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I gotta call Woody and tell him that you called
up Luba. He's the best. He's one of my great friends.
That is awesome. I'm gonna have to say that to him. Terry,
what's up? Hi?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Hello? So are you one of those people that will
pull up a TikTok and then go straight to the comments,
but leave the TikTok plane over over and over while
you're reading comments.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Chelsea, am I, well, I don't know what you're doing,
but he'll play it over. I don't think he's reading
in the comments because I think he's watching TV or.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Who does that? Terry in your life? Who's the person
that does that? Me herself? Kelsey, what's up? It's Mojo
in the morning. Hi, Kelsey, good morning, Good morning. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
So my husband will always know if I'm annoyed with
him at dinner time because I will make everybody's food
and plate it except for his, which I do every
ect usually, but he gets to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Make his own plate at night when I'm annoyed with him.
Oh my god, Kelsey, that's mean. That is that is
that is not the for better or worse till death
do us part.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
But it solves the argument.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's done and over with. I love it. And Elizabeth,
what's up? Elizabeth?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So if my husband's watching sports or something else and
I'm trying to have a serious conversation with him, I
just start adding in, like so I'm pregnant with twins.
I guess a couple of weeks ago. I don't know
what they're yours. And I was thinking about getting this
tattoo like over here on the side of my face,
and he literally would sit there and go, uh huh.
(11:25):
I'm like, so did you hear that I was pregnant?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
He's like, what you got to ask for something legit
and good. Make sure it's on videos so you have proof,
and then you go do that.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Or buy that. That's classic. We'll talk to you later, Elizabeth.
All Right, Chelse, I said, I sent you. Go into
your Instagram and I sent you a whole bunch of videos.
That's the other thing too, Chelsea. Guys, Chelsea and I
have a friend Kevin Tierney, and Kevin will send me
videos and then I'll send the videos to Chelsea and
(11:57):
she'll go, you don't think he sends me the same
videos and she gets mad at me with that. So
all right, love you. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right, love you, bye bye,
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