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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I have literally
no decorations put up inside of my house, for real, none,
not one. We were supposed to do it. Chelsea and
I were going to put them up when the kids
were in for Thanksgiving, and I kind of got her
off of the scent of the I would call it
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the scent of the holidays by saying to her, you
know what, less wait and you and I will do
it when they're not here and it will be something
fun for us to do. And then time has kind
of gone on and it's kind of gotten to a
point where I can say, you know what, there's only
four more days or five more days.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why we have to dicreat for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't like it, not that I have to do
any of it. I just have to lift the do
the heavy lifting.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I did my house over the weekend and it I
feel like I went all out this year. And I
always I always do up like we have two we
have two Christmas trees. Each of the kids have a
little teeny tiny Christmas tree that they decorate in their
rooms like a fig tree.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I always do.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I spent so much time this year making my fireplace
extra cool, I put like tons of fake greenery on there,
and I strung ornaments in it, and I hung our
stockings on one side.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Actually almost burned my damn house down doing those things.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Because Wess than the night that I did it. He
was like, let's it's so cozy in here now, it
feels so Christmas y, let's watch a Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'll light a fire in the fireplace. Okay, fine, Like
I pretty much do the same thing every year, so
this has never been an issue. And he decided at
one point that the fire looked like it was kind
of going out, so I don't know why. Instead of
putting another log or two on the fire, he went
into the garage and got a big Amazon box and
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brought it in and threw it on top of the fire.
You guys, this thing whooshed like I've never seen flames
come out of my fireplace before, around the fireplace screen
out of the fireplace, caught the fake garland and the
stockings on fire.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Not Singe actually caught them on fire, put it out,
took them down, and stomped on them on the marble
like the ground that's right by the fireplace.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I about we almost about died, I say about died
figuratively it was, and then all you smelled was the
burning of the rubber, because I think the garlands are
like rubber, you know, and then the cloth from the stocking.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's probably not a good idea to have them.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Let me tell you something. I've had them every year
since I've lived in that house, the same one, so
ten years now. I've never had an issue because I've
never had a dummy put a huge box in the
actual fireplace.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Was like, I got it.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
They droop down into that area. Like when I say
flame shot, I'm not choking.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I always wonder from I don't know, if the fire
guys listen to us, we should uhl call uh uh
the the Detroit fire chiefs that that love listening to
the mojo on the morning show, and we should ask
them the question about are there more fires or less
fires at this time of the year. Because I always
love the disaster stories, like the you love them, I
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love they like.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The decoration disaster stories.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know that we talked about this before, but Cav's
never seen it. But have you ever seen Anna national
Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? That movie?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Greatest Christmas Christmas movie around? Have you seen? Have you
seen Friday After Nicks? You and all those Friday movies
one of the greatest Christmas movies around. Listen, I'm sorry,
absolutely yeah, yeah, I will put my against yours who
that movie Friday After next pol will be our good.
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I'm telling you which Christmas movie is the best Christmas movie?
And I will bet you that U that more people
will say that the white Christmas movies are better than
the black Christmas movie. Ain't no where we claim the
bridge and we claim home alone? Those home alone? Come on?
We are where is home Home alone?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
The black Christmas movie?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I don't think I'm claiming this is not a black
and white thing. This is Jim, this is this is
come on because I grew up watching The Grinch too,
moving Home Alone? The Grinch? No, the Grinch, that's the green,
that's the green. So A four four Mojo Live A
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four four six six five six five four eight is
our telephone number Funeral Home Tom. Have you ever had
any Christmas disasters like Shannon's house almost burned down?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
No? No, but the fire department does it all the time,
Like in abandoned houses they'll put a Christmas tree in
there and then they'll light it up just to show people.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yes, yes, I actually just did that demonstration with the
Farmington Hills Fire Department.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Hey, are those fakes trees flammable? Do we know? Or
they do? They have some kind of like I know,
but I'm saying the fake trees though, are they flammable?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I know? How couches now have some kind of retarding
behind them. Yeah, they used to.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, we were talking earlier about top I want to
bring it up again, but I'm gonna about.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Dead people in your house? Yeah, you got to.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Remember, you guys back in the day, people used to
lay people out of the house. Oh yeah, yeah, that
was the funeral home.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's why they called it a funeral home, right because
people were imagine right? Yeah, thank you, Tom, I appreciate it.
Hold on Theodor, what's up, Theodore? How are you doing?
How are we doing? Good man? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
I was working last night and I get a call
from my say and uh, she's screaming, and I hear
the fire alarms going off, and uh she decided to
make her dinner because I get home a little later.
And she pushed the air fire back up on our
electric stove and it turned the knob on, yeah, in
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the living room and flame just crazy. So yeah, I
had to come I had to come home early and
deal with that.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Did you hear the story about the cat? There was
a one of you know, Shannon does like these stories
during the dirty like where it's not really a dirty story,
like a like a celebrity story. But there's the fire
cat that's been going around this week and it was
the is the cat that jumped on the uh I
stove or whatever and started the stove on in the
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middle of the night and the family woke up to
the cat on fire on top of the cat. That
was That was a story of this week. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Yeah, what's the biggest problem with like electric stoves, Like
they turn on no matter what gasts you just start
on the gas.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Now we're just on. They just go, Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's Mojo in the morning. How are you, Ben? Hey?
How are you what's happening.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
This first time caller? How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Great? Good question for you? Listeners are texting us right
now before you tell us your story. I've got seven
three four with black hands up saying Friday after next
is their favorite movie. Then I used to correct. Then
I have five eight six says National Lampoons is the
best Christmas movie ever. Kevin, you would love it. You
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would laugh so hard if you saw it. Another one
here that says die Hard is the best Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I've all trying to watch that the other day. I've
never seen it. It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I know I'm in the minority. It's terrible. Liz Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Liz says Harry Potter is the best Christmas movie. Interesting?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And then Miracle on thirty four Street.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
From Trucker. Jeff says that the newer version is not
as good as the older version. The older version is
the best.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Is that the one with the tongue getting stuck on
the light bol No, that's a Christmas story.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay, that's a good movie. I haven't seen. Elf is
the best Christmas movie of all time, though it is
not Maddened at Home Alone, Bro or Jim Carrey Grinch,
That's gotta be number one.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Have any of you guys seen the movie Closs like
k L a U s a beautiful Christmas I.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Think I have seen that. Who's in that? I think
it's animated, is it? What were you calling for?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Men with your guys funny stories about fireplace incidences.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Around Christmas time. Yes, a few years ago, we're sitting
there watching a Christmas movie. We got a natural fireplace
center house and my wife I used to nickname her
the Pyro because she's always messed around with fires and
sitting there watching a Christmas movie. The next thing I know,
it sounds like a bomb goes off in the fireplace.
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Ashes are flying everywhere, hot umbers all over the carpet.
I'm like, what the heck is going on?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Ends up that she didn't realize she put some trash
in there from the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
And a shaving cream bottle in there, and the thing exploded.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh god, oh my god, that's a freak.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If that shot out of there, that could have been
real bad.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You know what's uh? Somebody told me about you know,
how you get the whipped cream in a can or
in the you know, like the what is it? It
kind of comes out the white little snout at the
front of the thing. Somebody told me if you put
that too close to your stove, that thing could explode
with all the stuff that's in it.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Yeah, probably like some.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
People have had it sitting on their their stove. Stove
turns on and next thing, you know, that thing's a
fre can you know? Pipe bomb? What's up?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
V morning?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (10:07):
Five time calling, longtime?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yay.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
I I let me just say this. I love a
lot of Christmas movies. But Friday after next I promise,
is the Beth Ever. I literally, why say My family
and I watch it year round. We watch it year round.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let me tell you, yes, but home along else everything.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Literally we try to watch at least two movies a day.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Really during this time of the year. We're trying to.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
You know, especially this year is a little bit from
my husband pad last year, but that's another story. But
we're still trying to keep you know, everything going. I
got a Grinch, an affordable Grinch in the call right now,
I hold my Grinch sweater. But still Friday afternoon it is.
And if you haven't seen it, I suggest that you did.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Free watch it. If Kevin watches Christmas Vacation and you
watch Christmas Vacation, oh god, all right, I will watch it.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
I'm gonna try again, all.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right, I love you. Hold on a second. Earl's got
a Christmas movie that I think is the most depressing
of all the movies. What's yours?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (11:22):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Oh this?
Speaker 9 (11:25):
I know some for something it's depressing, but for me
it's the most inspiring because my it's my it's actually
my kid's favorite movie of all time. My oldest is
already thirty and my youngest is twenty.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, every time.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
Movie they see each other. We watched The Polar Express.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
They would.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Like, it's something about that girl teeth in that movie.
I'm like, I can't watch it.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
The book is so good.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
In the Room ruined that movie.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Of the back Ground, and I love the and I
love the theme song too.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I had Chelsea makeing me watch that movie. And then
we had to go on a train in Wixom through
Wixom and wald Blake called the Polar Express. I wanted
to jump off that goddamn thing. I'm like, we're sitting
on there with the kids eating hot coffee and or cocoa,
and uh we had all dress up in Christmas sweaters
and literally I looked at that moment there and I'm like,
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why why did I get born into this family? That's
a bad movie. What's going on? George? How you doing?
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Hey, how you guys doing good?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Uh? First off, oh, I don't know how nobody hasn't
said it yet, but eight Crazy Nights with.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh eat that nutstrap be I've never Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, I like some Adam Sandler movies.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And oh there was a can't you might like this?
Will know? Okay? A good story?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Top five Christmas?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I would I would not go top five, but it
is an interesting one. It's probably better when you're stone.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Nobody said The Holiday my number one?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What's that really? Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
With Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz, Jack Black.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I've known think I've ever seen it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh it's a chick flick more so I think, but
it's really good.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I honestly, I can't believe that nobody has said, Oh God,
what are the two most romantic ones? The Nightmare Before Christmas? No, Channon,
you're talking about in the studio? I love actually is
a great.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I do love that one.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And then my favorite movie, Chelsea and the kids and
I we forced the kids to watch it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
White Christmas, White Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No no no no, the movie with what's her name
that just died?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh no, no, no no, I just watched it The
Family Stone.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The Family Stone is so good. Family Stone is great one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They're supposed to be doing a sequel with that one.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Ah, yes, because it's like the Mom Dying. Well well yeah,
well we just told you justin what's going on? Justin? Hey,
how you guys doing good? What's your favorite Christmas movie?
I'd probably say Christmas with the Cranks. You guys, do
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you like the Santa Claus? You know that?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I would say it's top five, I know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But the Ham Yeah. Tim Allen is one of those
ones where occasionally I'll go, you know what, I kind
of find him funny, and then there's other times where
I go, he should just be buzz Stacey, let's up, Stacy.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Wow, everybody's forgetting about the classics, like the Clay animation
ones like Root.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Off, The Red Nose Ranger, The Year Without a Santa Claus,
I mean, Santa Claus Coming Town. Those ones are actually
kind of cool. I do like those ones. Those ones
are good and they're short too. Nobody watching those those
are just on, you know what I mean, that's like
background noise.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Some of the best you ever if you bore extro
Grandma's and she makes you watch ABC because you can't
like a real movie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
She didn't have cable, my birth of my grandmas didn't
have cable. That's what we were watching.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
What about you? What about the Charlie Brown stuff? Did
you ever watch Charlie wynd stuff? Kevin, I'll get into
that neither.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Uh, And then this one is a good one, Sean.
This is what Actually, this is probably my favorite Christmas
movie of all time and my wife hates it. What's
your movie?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
Uh, it's a wonderful life.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I love Yes, I need to watch guys.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
I love you good thing for a long time, called
you several times.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
I love you.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, you all miss though.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I love that. No man, And what is it that
Clarence says to him, No man is a failure? Who
has friends? I think it was Yeah, Uh, that's some
white people spit man, that's some white people speak.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Kevin.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Have you ever seen this Christmas with Chris Brown? Yeah?
I love that. I love Actually that's one of that
is Actually I think we did the premiere of it
and I saw that that was one of my favorites.
That's a banger. Now you just got to get next
Friday in there, and then you'll be ready for some caffish.
And this Christmas his version is better than Donnie Hathaway's. Agree,
Oh love that