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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. It's funny
(00:03):
is we play commercials on our show, and during the
commercial times, usually it's time that we can run and
go to the bathroom or run and go and say, hey,
is somebody in sales like Sarry or you know, Carrie
or Elisha or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Run.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Typically I'll go and I'll look at text messages, like
right now, I got hold on, let me look at
my text messages. Here, I got thirty two text messages
this morning people. First off, And it's not our group
text okay, because usually our group text goes during the show,
like we'll text each other in the group text stuff.
These are thirty two people or thirty two text messages
from people that literally know I'm on the radio right now,
(00:42):
but they're sending text messages.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So they want to shout out bro. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
No, it's honestly, it's always what's the name of you
know what I mean? I guess one of those type
of things. So we know that during commercials we do things.
But during commercials, what do you do? Hopefully you listen
to the commercials because obviously these people are paying, you know,
to keep us on the air. But I found this
to be an interesting study. Think about this with your
(01:07):
TV watching, okay, or if you're watching live television. Want
to spice up your sex life, have commercial sex. And
we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about commercial sex.
Involves having sex during the time that the commercials are
on your favorite radio or television station, and to try
(01:30):
to do it in a time that makes it that
it lasts as long or as short as whatever the
commercial breaks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Gee, I kind of love this idea, like a challenge time.
So okay, So we watch a lot of stuff on
YouTube TV, like stuff back and so if you have
YouTube TV, you know that they do this thing where
they don't. They'll have like a commercial or two and
then they have like a bunny in a field with
music and they're like, enjoy this zen moment and it
goes on for you know, two or three minutes or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So you've got about four minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
That seems because if you don't finish, then you just stop.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Watch your show.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For the next You're a brad. I'm just saying, like
I don't have YouTube TV. I got Hulu Live. The
ads on there. It might be a minute thirty, it
might be two thirty like you can't really.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A little four play, a little four play, a little
four play, and then but then I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Stop third commercials.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'm gonna just stop and get back to Reno nine
one one, Like, no, let me ask you this with
your commercials on who does it count down?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah? You can see it, like you can see when
it goes down. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So it's like how YouTube is where it counts down
the commercials.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I do like that. Think of the thing, think of
you right am I looking, well, you guess you can't.
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You gotta look at the TV, got to see what
you gotta do. The it's like, you know what it is.
It is a shot class. It is the pitch count clock.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
It is all those cross I don't want to I
don't want my sex life to it's the other sea clock,
absolutely there.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want my sex life to be like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think the challenge is kind of interesting, Like I
think the idea is kind of interesting to add up.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You can anybody can just.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Have sex listening to some music and whatever you're doing.
You know, you can have that. Nobody can have sex
where it's all of a sudden, I gotta get it going,
and I gotta get it going good.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It is the adult version of red light green Light. Yes,
like that's literally what's going on right now.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's just it's a quickie. Yeah, it's a true quickie.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right and I'll tell you watch I'm gonna say this
to you. We play some commercial breaks on the show.
I mean we got our commercial I mean you can,
actually you can actually make a family sometimes during our
commercial breaks. But imagine, imagine if you had that interesting
thing of doing this. But the only problem is, all
(03:52):
of a sudden during the commercial break you'll hear.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sergeant appliance.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Like your leg.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I got to keep it
somewhat clean. I know that this is tough, but I
figure we do it at this time, will be okay.
I want to know what are some of the other
challenges that you do during sex that are makes something
interesting instead of just having you know, traditional sex that
you would normally have. I want to know like things
(04:24):
that you do. I like the idea of having the
challenge of the timing, you know, I think that's kind
of cool and I like the idea of if you
have like a streaming service that has the countdown clock on.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
There, that's kind of fun. Every parent has that challenge.
If you got a kid as old enough to walk
around and you're trying to do it as well, it's funny,
you say, Jennifer, Hi, Jennifer, what's up?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Hey guys?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hey, we're doing good. What do you think of this?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I could totally do that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I think I could get behind it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But my top well, I was gonna call because I
was fall off topic because first we were talking about
commercials in general and your guys' commercials yea, And I
was calling in to say that I mocked the commercials
because I know them all by heart, Like I'm I'm
talking with Kevin and Sargon and I'm doing that commercial
(05:20):
with Lydia and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Did you top dog law too? Oh? You know it, Jennifer.
You have kids, right?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I have one? Yep?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, so don't how old is your it's your daughter.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yep, daughter, she's seventeen, all.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Right, seventeen years old.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And your seventeen year old daughter says, hey, mom, I'm
going to go run up and go to McDonald's. You
know you only have a certain amount of time if
you're going to try to have some fun, even if
it's fun with yourself. Don't you like the idea of
the challenge?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I do, actually, because we're and it's more of a
challenge because we have a McDonald's look super close to us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Damn McDonald's. There's too many of them. I love you
real quick.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I take care of yourself. We appreciate it. What's up, Tiffany,
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
When you were talking about the commercials, all I kept
thinking about is have you never had toddlers? Because we
get it if me and my husband are lucky if
we get snack time, because we get a snack and
a juice, and if those kids run out, I hear
knocked at the door and saying, what are you doing
in there?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Don't sit down, hurried up, and we get.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Out maybe five minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Why isn't it challenge? Wait?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Whenever you close your door, that is instantly when the
kids know something's going on. You know that we need
to all close our doors more often just to prepare
them for that.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
What's up, Dallas? How are you?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm good man. How you guys doing today?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Well, I was curious, is it does for this little
commercial break sex because both people have to you know,
reached that plateau.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Or honestly, when's the last time that that she's ever
reached a plateau?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
In no event, you can't. You're not asking it, if
you're not thinking it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Come on, Dallas. So first of all, I can you know,
definitely keep sweating. I'm a romancer and make it last.
All right, but we could do n M A style on.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Okay, all right, I love it. I trust you, Dallas, Laila,
what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing
doing good? What's happening? Halftime during the Lions game?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
More time than a commercial.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I can't do it in a commercial, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's actually an interesting one. There's a lot of commercials
during football games. My the thing I hate the most
is when they go to a commercial break and then
all of a sudden, quickly they come back and they go,
all right, we have the review done, and you're like,
wait a second.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I went right into the other room to.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Go because I don't do the sex challenge at all.
If I said to Chelsea, let's do the sex challenge,
I'm sorry, it would be you know that would be
over with h I do the pe challenge because it's
like running to go to the bathroom during any shower.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And you ever stream with somebody like your we're binge
with somebody. You're binging with somebody and they get pissed
that you have to go to the bathroom or go
get something to drink or eat. What's up? Yeah, Brad,
what's happening? Hey, Brad?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Rud?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, this is always yeah, there you are. What's up Brad? Well? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Uh So. One time me and.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
A girl of one of the girls in mind when
I was younger, we were in a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I could have sex twenty times in the time it
took you to get that one sentence out.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Talk, come on, speak go okay, So to make it fast, basically,
we were listening to TV.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
We were watching a commercial and the commercial said it
was a vacuum commercial and said sex day yuck.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
All like it just made the mood. It got him
in the mood. What's up, Rob?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Are you doing? Rob?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Not too bad?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Hey? You ever catch yourself listening to music while you're
having sex with your partner and pleasuring them to the
beat of it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know what, what's the best song.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm trying to think of a good song. Anything by them? No, no,
because I don't want you laughing. What's up?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Lee?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Hi? Lee? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Hold on Lee Lee? You're you're garbled there? Say it again, Lee, Lee,
I'm I got I think Lee's actually having hold on
all right? No commercial break, now here we go.
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. It's funny
(00:03):
is we play commercials on our show, and during the
commercial times, usually it's time that we can run and
go to the bathroom or run and go and say, hey,
is somebody in sales like Sarry or you know, Carrie
or Elisha or whatever.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Run.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Typically I'll go and I'll look at text messages, like
right now, I got hold on, let me look at
my text messages. Here, I got thirty two text messages
this morning people. First off, And it's not our group
text okay, because usually our group text goes during the show,
like we'll text each other in the group text stuff.
These are thirty two people or thirty two text messages
from people that literally know I'm on the radio right now,
(00:42):
but they're sending text messages.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So they want to shout out bro. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
No, it's honestly, it's always what's the name of you
know what I mean? I guess one of those type
of things. So we know that during commercials we do things.
But during commercials, what do you do? Hopefully you listen
to the commercials because obviously these people are paying, you know,
to keep us on the air. But I found this
to be an interesting study. Think about this with your
(01:07):
TV watching, okay, or if you're watching live television. Want
to spice up your sex life, have commercial sex. And
we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about commercial sex.
Involves having sex during the time that the commercials are
on your favorite radio or television station, and to try
(01:30):
to do it in a time that makes it that
it lasts as long or as short as whatever the
commercial breaks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Gee, I kind of love this idea, like a challenge time.
So okay, So we watch a lot of stuff on
YouTube TV, like stuff back and so if you have
YouTube TV, you know that they do this thing where
they don't. They'll have like a commercial or two and
then they have like a bunny in a field with
music and they're like, enjoy this zen moment and it
goes on for you know, two or three minutes or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So you've got about four minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
That seems because if you don't finish, then you just stop.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Watch your show.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
For the next You're a brad. I'm just saying, like
I don't have YouTube TV. I got Hulu Live. The
ads on there. It might be a minute thirty, it
might be two thirty like you can't really.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A little four play, a little four play, a little
four play, and then but then I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Stop third commercials.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I'm gonna just stop and get back to Reno nine
one one, Like, no, let me ask you this with
your commercials on who does it count down?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah? You can see it, like you can see when
it goes down. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So it's like how YouTube is where it counts down
the commercials.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I do like that. Think of the thing, think of
you right am I looking, well, you guess you can't.
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You gotta look at the TV, got to see what
you gotta do. The it's like, you know what it is.
It is a shot class. It is the pitch count clock.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
It is all those cross I don't want to I
don't want my sex life to it's the other sea clock,
absolutely there.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I don't want my sex life to be like that.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think the challenge is kind of interesting, Like I
think the idea is kind of interesting to add up.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You can anybody can just.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Have sex listening to some music and whatever you're doing.
You know, you can have that. Nobody can have sex
where it's all of a sudden, I gotta get it going,
and I gotta get it going good.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It is the adult version of red light green Light. Yes,
like that's literally what's going on right now.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's just it's a quickie. Yeah, it's a true quickie.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right and I'll tell you watch I'm gonna say this
to you. We play some commercial breaks on the show.
I mean we got our commercial I mean you can,
actually you can actually make a family sometimes during our
commercial breaks. But imagine, imagine if you had that interesting
thing of doing this. But the only problem is, all
(03:52):
of a sudden during the commercial break you'll hear.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sergeant appliance.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Like your leg.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six six
five six five four eight. I got to keep it
somewhat clean. I know that this is tough, but I
figure we do it at this time, will be okay.
I want to know what are some of the other
challenges that you do during sex that are makes something
interesting instead of just having you know, traditional sex that
you would normally have. I want to know like things
(04:24):
that you do. I like the idea of having the
challenge of the timing, you know, I think that's kind
of cool and I like the idea of if you
have like a streaming service that has the countdown clock on.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
There, that's kind of fun. Every parent has that challenge.
If you got a kid as old enough to walk
around and you're trying to do it as well, it's funny,
you say, Jennifer, Hi, Jennifer, what's up?
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Hey guys?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Hey, we're doing good. What do you think of this?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I could totally do that.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I think I could get behind it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But my top well, I was gonna call because I
was fall off topic because first we were talking about
commercials in general and your guys' commercials yea, And I
was calling in to say that I mocked the commercials
because I know them all by heart, Like I'm I'm
talking with Kevin and Sargon and I'm doing that commercial
(05:20):
with Lydia and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Did you top dog law too? Oh? You know it, Jennifer.
You have kids, right?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I have one? Yep?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, so don't how old is your it's your daughter.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yep, daughter, she's seventeen, all.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Right, seventeen years old.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And your seventeen year old daughter says, hey, mom, I'm
going to go run up and go to McDonald's. You
know you only have a certain amount of time if
you're going to try to have some fun, even if
it's fun with yourself. Don't you like the idea of
the challenge?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I do, actually, because we're and it's more of a
challenge because we have a McDonald's look super close to us.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Damn McDonald's. There's too many of them. I love you
real quick.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I take care of yourself. We appreciate it. What's up, Tiffany,
How you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
When you were talking about the commercials, all I kept
thinking about is have you never had toddlers? Because we
get it if me and my husband are lucky if
we get snack time, because we get a snack and
a juice, and if those kids run out, I hear
knocked at the door and saying, what are you doing
in there?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Don't sit down, hurried up, and we get.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Out maybe five minutes.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Why isn't it challenge? Wait?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Whenever you close your door, that is instantly when the
kids know something's going on. You know that we need
to all close our doors more often just to prepare
them for that.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
What's up, Dallas? How are you?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm good man. How you guys doing today?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We're great? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Well, I was curious, is it does for this little
commercial break sex because both people have to you know,
reached that plateau.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Or honestly, when's the last time that that she's ever
reached a plateau?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
In no event, you can't. You're not asking it, if
you're not thinking it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Come on, Dallas. So first of all, I can you know,
definitely keep sweating. I'm a romancer and make it last.
All right, but we could do n M A style on.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Okay, all right, I love it. I trust you, Dallas, Laila,
what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing
doing good? What's happening? Halftime during the Lions game?
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
More time than a commercial.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I can't do it in a commercial, you know what.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's actually an interesting one. There's a lot of commercials
during football games. My the thing I hate the most
is when they go to a commercial break and then
all of a sudden, quickly they come back and they go,
all right, we have the review done, and you're like,
wait a second.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I went right into the other room to.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Go because I don't do the sex challenge at all.
If I said to Chelsea, let's do the sex challenge,
I'm sorry, it would be you know that would be
over with h I do the pe challenge because it's
like running to go to the bathroom during any shower.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And you ever stream with somebody like your we're binge
with somebody. You're binging with somebody and they get pissed
that you have to go to the bathroom or go
get something to drink or eat. What's up? Yeah, Brad,
what's happening? Hey, Brad?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Rud?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, this is always yeah, there you are. What's up Brad? Well? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Uh So. One time me and.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
A girl of one of the girls in mind when
I was younger, we were in a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I could have sex twenty times in the time it
took you to get that one sentence out.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Talk, come on, speak go okay, So to make it fast, basically,
we were listening to TV.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
We were watching a commercial and the commercial said it
was a vacuum commercial and said sex day yuck.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
All like it just made the mood. It got him
in the mood. What's up, Rob?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Are you doing? Rob?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Not too bad?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Hey? You ever catch yourself listening to music while you're
having sex with your partner and pleasuring them to the
beat of it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know what, what's the best song.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm trying to think of a good song. Anything by them? No, no,
because I don't want you laughing. What's up?
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Lee?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Hi? Lee? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Hold on Lee Lee? You're you're garbled there? Say it again, Lee, Lee,
I'm I got I think Lee's actually having hold on
all right? No commercial break, now here we go.
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