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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to
have you guys here with us. Can I tell you
what I'm really obsessed with lately? And I don't know
if you guys will relate to this, because if you
don't have it, you may not do this.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Flash lights.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, I'm not no, you're getting no no, no, no, no.
It has nothing to do with that. Let me just
get into the story. I was just saying that. That
was actually just me setting up the conversation. I really
didn't need any participations. I am obsessed with ring alerts.
I don't know if you if you have a ring camera,
(00:34):
you get ring alerts. If you're in your settings there
you say it's okay to get ring alerts. And they're
basically the alerts that come up from other ring users
of things that are going on in the neighborhood. And
I say this facetiously, I am not really obsessed with
ring alerts. I actually want to stop this thing. But
I know that the moment that I stopped the ring alerts,
it's going to say that there's some kind of a
(00:56):
crazed man on the loose and he's in my neighborhood.
And I'm not going to actually get the alert because
I stopped because ready for this one. Everything from a
tiger that looks like a cat is on the loose,
I actually put these, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
A cat that looks like a tiger, A.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Tiger looking like a cat is on the loose. That
was one of the ones that would happen in my neighborhood. Which,
by the way, I put these in my prep. If
you want to use these and look at these, you
guys can go look at my mojo topics that I
put in because I actually got it. And if you
look at the picture of the tiger, it kind of
does just look like a cat.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It does not look like a tiger as a I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It says, a tiger looking like a cat is on
the loose, which I think he meant a cat looking
like a tiger like you thought to but it just
looks like a cat. To the other one is someone
is breaking into cars. I like that one. To another
one that I have is who lost power? I always
get those. It's always people too. I found your five yes,
(01:59):
five parrots. Did you hear it? See this one? Look
at this somebody actually put this in and says, maybe
someone has lost their parrots. There are five of them
flying together, lime green, and I think one is dark
blue and has orange feet. This was This was two
point eight miles away from my house that this happened,
(02:21):
and it was on like a power of wire that
it was that it was happening. That I look at
these ring alerts all the time. And when I look
at these ring alerts, I think to myself, why are
people actually doing this, going out taking a picture of
it and then sending it to everybody else? You have
that much time on your hands that you're doing this.
But then I realize, if you're the person that lost
(02:41):
your birds, you're gonna want to know where I seen
a crazy one. I sent it as a topic with
a picture because I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's a picture of a dog that looked like it's
been through some things and is it found him last
October and we've been looking for his owner. They dodn't
care this dogs is least always and they're still trying.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
To post it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What it's almost on Ober.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, we're in October. Why do you why do they
not tell it's the first time they're posting. Yeah, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Why you know we kept them, we tried, We don't
like them anymore. So is this owners still looking for.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You would say that you would think that you would
let somebody excellently know ahead of time. There's some children
right now that lost their pet, their family pet, and
it's not there. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. I want
to know what's the craziest neighborhood watch alert that you've
ever seen? Either on ring or I know that you
might have a Facebook page. We also have a neighborhood
(03:41):
Facebook page too. And aside from the people that are
trying to find somebody that you know, can fix something
at their house, does anybody know a reputable you know,
whatever it is? Aside from that, it's usually the complaining neighbors.
And it's always the three that are by my house.
And one of the people's names is Karen, and she's
always she's always complaining. And her real name is Karen
(04:02):
for some reason, because it attaches to your real Facebook.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
In college, we had ring cameras, or my friends had
ring cameras outside of their college houses and it was
so funny to watch them. After a night out, because
you could see how everyone stumbled in or somebody fell
before they got to the front door.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Did anybody ever ring alert the entire neighborhood about them
at all?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Or no it ever come up, not that I know of.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
But shoot, that was the East Lancing so that's probably
some crazy things.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Get Actually, you know what's funny, I should sign up
for East Lancing once because of Luke's.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Apartment all the time, there has to be stuff on.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
What would I do if I had it? And said
semi long haired guy that looks like Morgan Wallin? I mean, like,
but can I tell you that the thing? Chelsea gets
mad at me when I call her up, Like I'll
call her sometimes if we're here at work and I'll say, hey,
the ring alert just went off and somebody said that
there's a guy going door to door, you know, trying
to sell windows and they think he's a scammer. And
(05:00):
she'll go, I'll handle it like she's like, she's like,
she's like, you don't have to call and tell me
that alert. She doesn't want me to alert her about
the alert that happened. Anna listener, Anna not Ariana rob here, Diana,
good morning, what's happening.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Good morning, Hi there. Well it's not really the craziest alert,
but I thought it was kind of funny. In the
middle of the night lift night, I got an alert
someone said what was that noise? And then there were
a couple of responses. The next response was how long
is the string? And then the next response was how
(05:38):
high is the sky? I thought he was so goofy
like because the person didn't indicate.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
What the noise was or were.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
They Now, can I tell you something mine That happens
all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did anybody else just hear that noise? And it's like, well,
what was the noise?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Although I get how long is the string? I get
worried because we get some of those ring alerts sometimes,
and one of the ring alerts was I just heard gunshots. Yes,
And then you never get the answer to what was
the gunshots? And you start realizing, I mean, who knows.
It could have been a car backfiring, it could have
been a firework or whatever. The funny thing is, I
(06:21):
got a guy with a cannon in my neighborhood, and
nobody's alerting anybody about the cannon guy. But they're alerting
you about the birds flying in the sky. What's going on?
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Unique?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I love that name. You've never been on with us,
have you once before? Okay, well, nice to have you back, Unique,
what's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Well.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
The ring alert that I got for the neighborhood was
when I was in I moved to Arizona for a
little while, and we got an alert that there were
hobbilinas in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Have you ever seen what habilina is.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's a wild pig. Have you ever seen one before?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You know, I didn't see it personally.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm so glad, but it's one of the reasons why
I moved back to Detroit. You need my gosh.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Chelsea and I used to live in Tucson and I,
backing out of our driveway almost hit a hovelina. Oh
my god. It looked like apostle mix. It's the it's
you know what it looks like. It looks like the
from It looks like lion king. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I saw one for the very first time when Wes
and I were in the south of France over the summer.
They have they're a little scary.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
The one I saw was.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like, yeah, what's the song from a Lion King? Which
what a wonderful I love it. What a wonderful friend.
What's going on, Lauren?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm filling the sing along? What's Lauren?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
So? In Leonard, which is like northeastern Oakland County, they're
constantly cows that are.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
On the list, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, they'll just be like in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Did they take a photo of the cow and post?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
So yes, yes, lots of photos, big black house.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And and they have like the the what is it
just randomly walking around randomly out there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
They they get out from the farm where they live
and they just just roam the streets of Leonards.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wonder if people like bring them home, like, you know,
would you keep that for a year like you would
keep somebody's pat what's going on? Jamar?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, I was telling I'll text you guys.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So I got alert once before from ringing and saying
that has anybody seen the neighbor naked in the backyard?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Was.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I have seen her in the backyard naked multiple times,
and it went on for days about different notifications.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's just it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What time, What neighborhood is It's in Bed, Michigan. Okay,
all right, those are good ones, by the way. See
I get the boring ones in my neighborhood. You get
the good ones. You get the naked neighbor. What's going on, Matt?
How you doing good? While we were talking about this topic?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You just got the alert?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What was the alert for? What internet service is better?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Expinity or all the time?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
All the time?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And people? People, for some reason will there'll be like
fifty different responses to that whole thing. You should put
back up there. What's your favorite color eminem which one
tastes better?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
See what they say.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
But with that said, matata it means no worries come
una matata. What a wonderful phrase. Here we gokuna matata,
no person grazy.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It means the day.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Last you have that room on the problem
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Word
All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to
have you guys here with us. Can I tell you
what I'm really obsessed with lately? And I don't know
if you guys will relate to this, because if you
don't have it, you may not do this.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Flash lights.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
No, I'm not no, you're getting no no, no, no, no.
It has nothing to do with that. Let me just
get into the story. I was just saying that. That
was actually just me setting up the conversation. I really
didn't need any participations. I am obsessed with ring alerts.
I don't know if you if you have a ring camera,
(00:34):
you get ring alerts. If you're in your settings there
you say it's okay to get ring alerts. And they're
basically the alerts that come up from other ring users
of things that are going on in the neighborhood. And
I say this facetiously, I am not really obsessed with
ring alerts. I actually want to stop this thing. But
I know that the moment that I stopped the ring alerts,
it's going to say that there's some kind of a
(00:56):
crazed man on the loose and he's in my neighborhood.
And I'm not going to actually get the alert because
I stopped because ready for this one. Everything from a
tiger that looks like a cat is on the loose,
I actually put these, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
A cat that looks like a tiger, A.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Tiger looking like a cat is on the loose. That
was one of the ones that would happen in my neighborhood. Which,
by the way, I put these in my prep. If
you want to use these and look at these, you
guys can go look at my mojo topics that I
put in because I actually got it. And if you
look at the picture of the tiger, it kind of
does just look like a cat.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It does not look like a tiger as a I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It says, a tiger looking like a cat is on
the loose, which I think he meant a cat looking
like a tiger like you thought to but it just
looks like a cat. To the other one is someone
is breaking into cars. I like that one. To another
one that I have is who lost power? I always
get those. It's always people too. I found your five yes,
(01:59):
five parrots. Did you hear it? See this one? Look
at this somebody actually put this in and says, maybe
someone has lost their parrots. There are five of them
flying together, lime green, and I think one is dark
blue and has orange feet. This was This was two
point eight miles away from my house that this happened,
(02:21):
and it was on like a power of wire that
it was that it was happening. That I look at
these ring alerts all the time. And when I look
at these ring alerts, I think to myself, why are
people actually doing this, going out taking a picture of
it and then sending it to everybody else? You have
that much time on your hands that you're doing this.
But then I realize, if you're the person that lost
(02:41):
your birds, you're gonna want to know where I seen
a crazy one. I sent it as a topic with
a picture because I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's a picture of a dog that looked like it's
been through some things and is it found him last
October and we've been looking for his owner. They dodn't
care this dogs is least always and they're still trying.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
To post it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
What it's almost on Ober.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, we're in October. Why do you why do they
not tell it's the first time they're posting. Yeah, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Why you know we kept them, we tried, We don't
like them anymore. So is this owners still looking for.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You would say that you would think that you would
let somebody excellently know ahead of time. There's some children
right now that lost their pet, their family pet, and
it's not there. Eight four four Mojo Live eight four
four six six five six five four eight. I want
to know what's the craziest neighborhood watch alert that you've
ever seen? Either on ring or I know that you
might have a Facebook page. We also have a neighborhood
(03:41):
Facebook page too. And aside from the people that are
trying to find somebody that you know, can fix something
at their house, does anybody know a reputable you know,
whatever it is? Aside from that, it's usually the complaining neighbors.
And it's always the three that are by my house.
And one of the people's names is Karen, and she's
always she's always complaining. And her real name is Karen
(04:02):
for some reason, because it attaches to your real Facebook.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
In college, we had ring cameras, or my friends had
ring cameras outside of their college houses and it was
so funny to watch them. After a night out, because
you could see how everyone stumbled in or somebody fell
before they got to the front door.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Did anybody ever ring alert the entire neighborhood about them
at all?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Or no it ever come up, not that I know of.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
But shoot, that was the East Lancing so that's probably
some crazy things.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Get Actually, you know what's funny, I should sign up
for East Lancing once because of Luke's.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Apartment all the time, there has to be stuff on.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
What would I do if I had it? And said
semi long haired guy that looks like Morgan Wallin? I mean, like,
but can I tell you that the thing? Chelsea gets
mad at me when I call her up, Like I'll
call her sometimes if we're here at work and I'll say, hey,
the ring alert just went off and somebody said that
there's a guy going door to door, you know, trying
to sell windows and they think he's a scammer. And
(05:00):
she'll go, I'll handle it like she's like, she's like,
she's like, you don't have to call and tell me
that alert. She doesn't want me to alert her about
the alert that happened. Anna listener, Anna not Ariana rob here, Diana,
good morning, what's happening.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Good morning, Hi there. Well it's not really the craziest alert,
but I thought it was kind of funny. In the
middle of the night lift night, I got an alert
someone said what was that noise? And then there were
a couple of responses. The next response was how long
is the string? And then the next response was how
(05:38):
high is the sky? I thought he was so goofy
like because the person didn't indicate.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
What the noise was or were.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
They Now, can I tell you something mine That happens
all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did anybody else just hear that noise? And it's like, well,
what was the noise?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Although I get how long is the string? I get
worried because we get some of those ring alerts sometimes,
and one of the ring alerts was I just heard gunshots. Yes,
And then you never get the answer to what was
the gunshots? And you start realizing, I mean, who knows.
It could have been a car backfiring, it could have
been a firework or whatever. The funny thing is, I
(06:21):
got a guy with a cannon in my neighborhood, and
nobody's alerting anybody about the cannon guy. But they're alerting
you about the birds flying in the sky. What's going on?
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Unique?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
How you doing good?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I love that name. You've never been on with us,
have you once before? Okay, well, nice to have you back, Unique,
what's happening?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Well.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
The ring alert that I got for the neighborhood was
when I was in I moved to Arizona for a
little while, and we got an alert that there were
hobbilinas in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Have you ever seen what habilina is.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's a wild pig. Have you ever seen one before?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
You know, I didn't see it personally.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm so glad, but it's one of the reasons why
I moved back to Detroit. You need my gosh.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Chelsea and I used to live in Tucson and I,
backing out of our driveway almost hit a hovelina. Oh
my god. It looked like apostle mix. It's the it's
you know what it looks like. It looks like the
from It looks like lion king. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I saw one for the very first time when Wes
and I were in the south of France over the summer.
They have they're a little scary.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
The one I saw was.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like, yeah, what's the song from a Lion King? Which
what a wonderful I love it. What a wonderful friend.
What's going on, Lauren?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm filling the sing along? What's Lauren?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
So? In Leonard, which is like northeastern Oakland County, they're
constantly cows that are.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
On the list, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, they'll just be like in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Did they take a photo of the cow and post?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
So yes, yes, lots of photos, big black house.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And and they have like the the what is it
just randomly walking around randomly out there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
They they get out from the farm where they live
and they just just roam the streets of Leonards.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wonder if people like bring them home, like, you know,
would you keep that for a year like you would
keep somebody's pat what's going on? Jamar?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, I was telling I'll text you guys.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
You guys.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
So I got alert once before from ringing and saying
that has anybody seen the neighbor naked in the backyard?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Was.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I have seen her in the backyard naked multiple times,
and it went on for days about different notifications.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It's just it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What time, What neighborhood is It's in Bed, Michigan. Okay,
all right, those are good ones, by the way. See
I get the boring ones in my neighborhood. You get
the good ones. You get the naked neighbor. What's going on, Matt?
How you doing good? While we were talking about this topic?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You just got the alert?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What was the alert for? What internet service is better?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Expinity or all the time?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
All the time?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Why?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And people? People, for some reason will there'll be like
fifty different responses to that whole thing. You should put
back up there. What's your favorite color eminem which one
tastes better?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
See what they say.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
But with that said, matata it means no worries come
una matata. What a wonderful phrase. Here we gokuna matata,
no person grazy.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It means the day.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Last you have that room on the problem
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Word
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